Massage Parlor Reports

[Proflou2019]

If you get the latina itch

Thanks for the tip TwinCam. What I RTTF here about FHOH is indeed enticing, but with my schedule I'd only able to get up that way on a Sunday, their Google listing and web site say not open Sundays.

Lou.

[BlueDrifter]

So I know they are GPS, but I can't help but like Latinas. And they speak English. Most of them. Anita looks pretty much like her pics, maybe even better, honestly. She was sweet and very affectionate. Damage is crazy for a standard NOVA. I mean it's really GPS: $$ in total.

Massage was very basic and repetetive. I was kind of like on a assembly line. She moved from one position to another, to another and then back again. But she had these moments where she did super affectionate things, very effeminate.

This is in the hair / nail salon in a large office building. You enter a room with so many cameras. Every inch is monitored. Just saying. And I am kind of a tin foil hat sort of guy.

The person you text is not her, it's another attractive older lady who is a secretary and super well-spoken, like she gives massages to kings or something. Wait I am a king! Well I paid a king's ransom for it.

Anyhow, would I go again? Maybe. She is that cute to me and that's my main draw. Maybe a couple times a year.

Was wondering if you have seen any of the others listed on the website? I'm assuming they all have their own prices.

[TwinCam103]

Dang, she really looked good for talking my first walk on the Latina side. Thanks for TOFTT PJ, sounds like an "upsell from hell" I think I should avoid and stick to the Asians I adore.

Lou.

If you get the latina itch you are sure to get it scratched and well I might add at FHOH everytime I have been it has been great experience with a really hot chic, Gabby and Alexandra are the two I have seen so far and I drive up from Richmond, its that good!

[HardforRubs]

Been my experience at 678 lately too. In the room, given a time-based "house" rate, told the expected "tip" is "house"x2. So that would be 70 house 140 tip, okay, my math says that's 210 total. Count out the 210 only to be "not enough", 280 is due in advance. Bounced.

I dunno, maybe they think with Wed shuttered they can demand more? Haven't been to 998 since it re-opened as Paradise, so dunno if GPS has taken over there too since they're both run by same org.

Lou.

Yeah, I was nearby here a little bit ago and figured I would try somewhere new, big mistake. Handed over 120 for an hr+HJ, and was told (already in the room undressed BTW) that HJ charge there was usually 100. Said that was way too much, and never pay that much just for that. Since I was already on the table, I figured I'd at least get a massage, which was actually decent. On the flip she did get naked, and got a sub par HJ. She then begged me for more tip. As that's one thing I absolutely can't stand, I definitely will not be back. Honestly, my go to in that area is Jiafu. A solid L1 and always a pretty good massage too. No matter who you draw.

[Proflou2019]

You can't win them all and I would not recommend Valentina.

https://www.rubrankings.com/united-s...fax-59701.html

Regards.

Dang, she really looked good for talking my first walk on the Latina side. Thanks for TOFTT PJ, sounds like an "upsell from hell" I think I should avoid and stick to the Asians I adore.

Lou.

[PuntaJaco43]

Since a lot of you seek the latinas, curious if anyone has tried Valentina at Empire Fairfax location? Or is willing to TOFTT? From the IG she's supposedly "new" (not sure how true that is) and is definitely a hot looker in my book. Was hoping there might be some intel before booking an appointment as it's but of a drive and not one I'd want to make for a legit or HJ only place.

DM's open if private comms preferred.

Lou.

I have been to their Fairfax location on two other Occasions. The first was with Isabella (incredible experience) and the second with another provider that was just OK. Today I decided to try out Valentina. Now I have been mongering with Latinas for many years but once I met my first Asian six years ago, I was hooked. Don't get me wrong, Latinas are delectable, but you must find the right one; with Asians I am batting. 990.

Let me tell you a little bit about Valentina: First and fore most she is a real pro. Her body is shapely and very firm. Her breast are C's, and her rear end is nice and tight; her stomach is flat and smooth, and her legs are shapely. She is a real Colombian babe, but..she is all fake. I couldn't get a real good look at her, (you will understand why as you read through this commentary) but her tits were rock hard, and she had a scar that ran the length of her mid- section where she was tucked and sewed up or what ever happened to her. I am also assuming that her rear end was enhanced but I did not get a F**king look! (you can tell that I am pissed) She has a nice face, maybe 40 years old but she has tats all over her body. (I hate tattoos, they are a real "boner killer" for me).

When I arrived, she wasted no time in letting me know that if I wanted an hour session I would have to pay for FS. The entry fee is. 90 and the FS was an additional 1. 50. Ok not an obscene price, I took it and paid, and I was assuming that that included everything.

Durning the massage she stripped down to her panties and bra, but I was expecting fully naked. While I was face down, I was trying to get to her kitty, but she kept pulling away. (This gal is no Alin, once Alin got her money it was endless fun, non-stop.) So finally, I flipped, and she went for her equipment. I said no I want Daty! (I didn't quite say it like that; it was much more graphic.).

I said "wait".

I wanted to savor the sticky-sweet smell of her honeysuckle blossom and taste the honey that should be dripping down yonder, seeping down through the fold on that nice rear end. She wouldn't have it; she wanted more money, $80. I said that I only had an additional $40. I was flat on my back, and we were arguing while she was trying to fit that damn cover over my D**k. Gents I was pissed and annoyed. I was expecting a nice love making session with some foreplay not a wrestling match. I did what I have never done with a provider: I got up, got dressed and left. "Keep your money" I said.

You can't win them all and I would not recommend Valentina.

https://www.rubrankings.com/united-s...fax-59701.html

Regards.

PJ.

[RollinRockS]

Thanks for the info. I was going to give her a try today! You just saved me $ and time.

Saw her today, cute but photos are touched up as always. Terrible massage and major GPS wanted $$. 5 for the main show and. 8 just for HJ WTF. I won't be back.

[PuntaJaco43]

I've been hitting all of the K places lately and find that sometimes the massage may not be as detailed and the negotiations on the flip can get pretty heated. Koreans are shrewd business people. I think the Chinese are too, but I've had Chinese providers be more willing and easy going. Any well known Chinese MPs you'd recommend? Doesn't have to be FS, but expanded menu is a plus.

Feel free to DM and thanks in advance.

There is a lot of activity in the massage business these days due to immigration and the Chinese are heading up the pack. These younger gals are hard workers and willing to please, and they need the money. Their Korean counterparts immigrated to the states 30 years ago. They are older, relatively affluent and savvy. They are less likely to show you a good time compared to the recently arrived troops.

The C-AMPs are popping up everywhere and especially in Nova; the rules are lax here compared to other jurisdictions. Just search Bed Pages and Craigslist and there is an abundance of places. One place that I have been pursuing is Baby Hua's parlors. Their ads are easy to spot; the gals are photographed from the back side and all the rooms have purple sheets. Hard to miss. I have visited several times with 3 different gals. Two were total 8's and the other very young but only a 7. The gals rotate out and new ones appear every few weeks. It's a well-done operation. They had some hygiene issues, but the girls were clean and fresh when I visited. Good for level 1 and 2 sporting activities.

PJ.

[RyanMillerArt]

So I know they are GPS, but I can't help but like Latinas. And they speak English. Most of them. Anita looks pretty much like her pics, maybe even better, honestly. She was sweet and very affectionate. Damage is crazy for a standard NOVA. I mean it's really GPS: $$ in total.

Massage was very basic and repetetive. I was kind of like on a assembly line. She moved from one position to another, to another and then back again. But she had these moments where she did super affectionate things, very effeminate.

This is in the hair / nail salon in a large office building. You enter a room with so many cameras. Every inch is monitored. Just saying. And I am kind of a tin foil hat sort of guy.

The person you text is not her, it's another attractive older lady who is a secretary and super well-spoken, like she gives massages to kings or something. Wait I am a king! Well I paid a king's ransom for it.

Anyhow, would I go again? Maybe. She is that cute to me and that's my main draw. Maybe a couple times a year.

[Proflou2019]

Terrible massage and major GPS

Been my experience at 678 lately too. In the room, given a time-based "house" rate, told the expected "tip" is "house"x2. So that would be 70 house 140 tip, okay, my math says that's 210 total. Count out the 210 only to be "not enough", 280 is due in advance. Bounced.

I dunno, maybe they think with Wed shuttered they can demand more? Haven't been to 998 since it re-opened as Paradise, so dunno if GPS has taken over there too since they're both run by same org.

Lou.

[RubLover21]

So having time and inclination I thought I'd try my luck over at Shirlington T.

15 minute wait and Sophie enters the room. Bobbed hair, pleasantly rounded in all directions, 30's I'd guess. Little black mini with bare shoulders and (as I determined in the course of an introductory hug) precisely nothing else. This is promising. So we do the HHR.

Average massage until Sophie straddles me and starts rather obviously bouncing her puddytat on my back and legs and getting off on it. When she moves to the side I take the opportunity to explore and find a delightfully plump muffin.

I want to eat it.

So the next move is 69 as I munch on a delicious treat, but then I'm headed too fast to a Concluding Event so Sophie flips and sits on my face as I lick her creaming puss while stroking her nipples and making full eye contact and she is cumming, twice she says. Change positions, flops down beside me and my hand finds her wet treasure and takes her to her third.

Insatiable, she hops aboard again and I lick and suck until her fast hand-strokes drain me completely.

Afterwards. I'm using Uber so she invites me to wait inside where we cuddle a bit until the driver's a minute or so out.

Meow!

[BenDiesel30]

998's ad show they have Lily there now who used to at 678. I never got the chance to visit her though. Anyone seen her before? Is her picture real? How's the service?

https://nova.bedpage.com/femaleescor.../23265351.html

Saw her today, cute but photos are touched up as always. Terrible massage and major GPS wanted $$. 5 for the main show and. 8 just for HJ WTF. I won't be back.

[SemenSeeker]

I've been hitting all of the K places lately and find that sometimes the massage may not be as detailed and the negotiations on the flip can get pretty heated. Koreans are shrewd business people. I think the Chinese are too, but I've had Chinese providers be more willing and easy going. Any well known Chinese MPs you'd recommend? Doesn't have to be FS, but expanded menu is a plus.

Feel free to DM and thanks in advance.

[JohnsonTouch]

Had an alright daydream recently. Easy parking out front if one doesn't want to walk much. Went upstairs and rang the doorbell. Greeted by Grace. Bibi was apparently also on the premises otherwise engaged. I think it was just the two of them working, judging by the responses to the few doorbell rings during my time there. Anyway, paid Grace the house fee for the full hour option. TS was standard. Returned to the therapy room. Massage was fine. She climbed on and straddled my back to get certain spots. Before the flip, some light touches, kisses, and blows on some more sensitive areas. Upon the flip, she offered and I accepted "everything" (newbie mistake, explained later) for $$ tip, which she first wanted me to produce before continuing. At some point, she had very discreetly grabbed a helmet because it was magically applied to Jr upon the first oral stroke. So the newbie mistake: After a few minutes, I asked if we could go BB, which she sadly refused. That was quite a bummer, as I would've pre-tipped less had I been more clear and known. Worked our way through CG, ACG, RCG, mish, and finished with a HJ in sixty-nine while DATY / DATO. She was nice in cleaning me up and trying to give me cool-down massage, but the doorbell rang yet again. According to the sounds (footsteps, doorbells) outside of the door during my session, I had figured Bibi was already well into a new therapy session. I figured Grace was at-bat next, and she looked anxious, so I told her we could just call it about 10 minutes short of the hr. I didn't mind that too much in the midst of my disappointed mood anyhow, which was completely my own fault. Got dressed, freshened up, and waited for the green-light to GTFO. Grace is nice, but she's not really all that hot IMHO, and I personally probably wouldn't repeat based on my own overall experience. One intriguing thing of note was how deep the DATO went without any fuss at all, which makes one wonder if maybe Greek is feasible with her.

[Don Roacher]

Saw some pages down on what seemed like a mix of reports on Breeze of Herndon. To be frank, only way to truly know is do research yourself and pay it forward.

Alice. I did try to check before hand who was available and the lady was surprisingly transparent to me. 35-38 ish and honestly I could tell she keep up with her body. Thicc in the right spots for a Chinese lady. Those tight yogas ain't hiding anything. No bs on getting things rolling because of no Chinglish and her hands got some oomph in them when it counted. Like objectively, a solid deep massage. Didn't expect more than a HJ once things wrapped up, and I got exactly that. Nothing mind boggling but no complaints at all.

Like I said bros, just keep writing up reports. Never encountered a spa that was just banger after banger. Always a gamble because these girls hopping all over non stop.

Care to share roughly what you donated? Is this the spa on Elden St and Herndon Pkwy? Trying to plan ahead. Will share report once I drop by.