Massage Parlor Reports

[AussieFury]

Vivian and Tina have been talking up their friend Blue from Orlando for 2 months. They even FaceTimed her so I could "meet" her but I honestly couldn't see that much.

I got an up close look today.

Wow.

She's a hurricane of sexual energy. I don't think she knows how to pronounce "no. ".

MILF around Tina's age but less Botox. Very pretty face. Amazing body. Perfect English. MM Ds that are super fun. Filthy mouth. Fucked her face aggressivly in many positions including hanging off the bed. No gag. I held myself deep in her throat just to see if she'd tap out. Nope. She just INCREASED THE SUCTION.

She loves to rim. She loves your FIV. She loves it in the ass for another benji.

This woman fucked my brains out.

Freya opened the door for me and seemed sad I wasn't ther for her. She's SO hot I was shocked no customers showed up. She sat in the lobby and listened to me jackhammer Blue until I almost passed out. Then she changed the sheets while Blue and I showered together.

I like the "one MILF one young hottie" AMP combo. Freya is hot AF with good service. Blue is hot AF for a MILF and some of the best service of my life.

Telling them Big Monkey sent you will likely help.

It's a great time to be near Renton.

[AussieFury]

I think most agree that the $200 Renton FS AMP scene is currently ranked Good #1, Bliss #2, Magnolia #3, and then all the remaining upsell /260 spots (Highland, Diva, Alternative, Tuk house) are the 2nd tier.

Dropped by Magnolia over the weekend and re-discovered two ATFs of mine: Jessica and Candy.

Jessica and I caught up during her excellent massage. We realized we've known each other for 5 years. She's tall, has a very thin yoga body, natural Bs with gumdrops, amazing ass in dg where I couldn't hold on any longer. She's all safety these days but used to be BBBJ. I didn't pry because even her CBJ is great. Excellent eye contact.

She's tight and light and enjoys a spirited romp. If you like grippy lips don't miss doggie.

After the excellent visit she asked my opinion of how they could be more busy. She said she knows about Good and Bliss and told me they plan to add mirrors soon. I told her the best way to be busy is bring pretty girls with good service and no rush at flat rate pricing. I hope that's exactly what they do.

They're starting off the month great because the current second girl at Magnolia is natural beauty Candy. Moose21 initially reviewed her in 2023 at Magnolia Burien. I saw her later in Tacoma. She's great and I plan to return soon to reconnect.

So that's my Magnolia report. Not at all busy. I was there at lunch and never heard a doorbell.

If you tell Jessica or Candy that Big Monkey sent you, I suspect they’ll welcome you warmly.

They seem motivated to compete with Good.

[JohnnyGuitar]

Anyone have any good stories about apartment asians? I usually stick to real businesses, but I'm intrigued. Feels unnecessarily extra sketchy.

[Manager9]

Saw Sindy at Good. The usual $$ and everything that comes with it. CIM finish. She will be back in November and will be at Shanghai. Saw Alyssa while entering and had a brief chat with her while leaving.

[DirtBurgler]

Can anyone verify if Good got new girls and offer recommendations. I'm looking for Coco type. Thanks.

Today only- the one and only Alyssa. Someone must have called in sick.

Sindy-leaves for NY in 4 days. Get her while you can.

Niko-unsure.

Safe to say there'll be at least 2 new faces by the end of the week.

Someone please bring them a can of air freshener. The smell of melting latex was stronger than usual today.

[DatyMan007]

Did I miss out on the big titties?

I'm assuming you're referring to Tina from Bliss. Sadly Today 7/28 is her last day.

[ScBake50]

I'm going to be in West Seattle next week. I didn't see a review on Mia Spa near White Center.

Recommend or Pass?

[DamianDono]

Did I miss out on the big titties?

[Shogun Hua]

Hi fellow mongers, are there any parlors that offer BBFS. I can't release with a condom.

If you don't want grannies, maybe ask for that BBFS with providers younger than 35?

[AsianGiant]

Are the Good girls still 200/ hr? Looks like Bliss is 200 hh /260/ hr now. I need the hour for 2 shots.

Yup. At least it was Wednesday night.

[FlyingGolfball]

Are the Good girls still 200/ hr? Looks like Bliss is 200 hh /260/ hr now. I need the hour for 2 shots.

Yes that's correct. For Good, though. You might want to check for 2 shots. Might be extra charge.

[TexasToast31]

Can anyone verify if Good got new girls and offer recommendations. I'm looking for Coco type. Thanks.

[Johnnieb33]

I'm sure there are others but these are the ones I know of. Euro touch, sun spa, golden, kings, VIP, all Lynnwood.

Do any of these have women that are not grannies?

[Mitch Cor]

Are the Good girls still 200/ hr? Looks like Bliss is 200 hh /260/ hr now. I need the hour for 2 shots.

Great body. Pretty China doll face. Tallish for a Chinese girl. Shaved TIIIIIIIGHT kitty. No gag reflex. Took a legitimate face fucking like a champ. Checked my tonsils from the other end with DEEP rimming. Lips that grrrrrrrip. Finished me in a high arch doggie as she begged to be fucked harder.

Excellent English. No translator needed.

Playful as fuck. Like Alyssa level. Make sure you can watch her in the mirror. She's hot as hell from every angle.

Just put down the donation and let her cook.

She likes it soft and hard. When I asked if I could put it in her ass she said "Only if I can fuck your ass first. " I can't tell for sure but she MAY have been serious.

Shockingly good post massage.

Tell her Big Monkey is your buddy and she'll know that you know. Ya know? .

[Ss8988]

I'll jump in here for my Bliss review.

2 visits, both this week.

1st time drew Tina who rocked my entire reality for an hour. She might be back in LA by now. I'll miss her.

Today I drew Freya. She's tiny and hotter than Beelzebub's butt-plug. That said, it's a for sure YMMV situation. It could have been her mood or that I wasn't her type or anything really but "going through the motions" doesn't begin to describe it. I could be wrong but I got the feeling that she probably prefers the younger clientele. I mean she's what. 20-ish? Who could blame her? I feel the same about women my age-that's why I was there in the first place. I packed it in early with all the hatchlings still in the nest. I'll have to get that taken care of in Tacoma tomorrow.

Anyways, the new girl was settling in today. I didn't get a good look but Tina assured me that her replacement was going to be an even more highly skilled friend of hers from LA. I'll grab her next time.

Cheers.

Tina told me it was her roommate. Her name is Blue. She also mentioned I would like her because she likes it hard and deep. Also likes it in her ass. I look forward to a visit.