Escort Reports

[UncleSammy96]

I'm seeking a true squirter that also enjoys Daty and who doesn't break the bank. I have tried "Simone the Squirter" who advertises as a hot bod gal out of Sterling. WARNING: does not squirt and lied about it and tried to upcharge daty after agreeing to it prior. Additionally, she does not even remotely resemble her ad pics. Don't be duped like I was. The second money hits her hand, the attitude does a 180. She is a short fat dominica chic. Again, opposite look from pics, renegs on agreed services, and worst of all, does not squirt when SQUIRTER is listed in her ad headlines, and she has kept it that way despite the complaints.

2nd, after researching here, I tried reaching out to Poison Ivy. Yikes! Got questioned about who I am, how I got the number, was asked to send a picture of my ID, etc. Now I get it when it comes to screening (not that I would be dumb enough to send a Pic of my drivers license), but my point is that no way this was screening type of questioning, so that back and forth ended quickly as it felt like someone else screening that number.

3rd, I had my eye on "Juicy Passionfruit", an AA provider who seems to mostly visit lower end incalls in Alexandria / Arlington / Falls Church areas. She seemed cool by text but flaked a few times and made me rethink my TOFTT approach. Anyone seen her? Is she legit and a legit squirter?

I'm not looking for some chic trying to pass off golden showers as squirting. Any other suggestions greatly appreciated. Feel free to DM me if preferred.

Would also be very interested in all things Daty / Dato, particularly with big clits or lips / labias. (Yes I already know the well-known latina big clit gal from many years in Tysons that started at Notangels -Vivian, Melena, Gisselle, etc)- She’s got an incredible one!

Not really too interested in bbw due to most of their hygiene issues, but would LOVE any suggestions for providers who might be a good fit for my oral fixation. Thanks in advance for helping this sick bastard. Im fine with hair down there or completely bald and love all types as long as they have decent hygiene and do not advertise as BBFS or CIP type of services. Hope to return the favor some time!

*** Again, any suggestions for any of this is greatly appreciated. Feel free to DM me if preferred. Be safe out there!

Sammy.

[Samizza]

I saw one vague review here, any details? She lives in NYC and is leaving tomorrow.

https://listcrawler.eu/last_phone_post/6465666498

[RiskyDisk]

Anyone take part in Katalina at Tyson's? I am interested but she requires voice verification and idk how to feel about that. If anyone has tried please send info my way or post.

https://nova.bedpage.com/Therapeutic.../23260802.html

[Rosine]

That is straight cap. She's frumpy and has no personality whatsoever and overall skills are weaker than Joe Biden LOL.

Respectfully, I think you are confused. Steph's skills are weaker than Joe B, which is my point. When I said I saw Sylvia, I mean visually I saw her. The notion Sylvia is frumpy is absurd, assuming that's what you meant. If you meant Steph is frumpy, I agree.

[UncleSammy96]

I've read lots between here and TER on Jordan (Ashburn / Herndon area). Anyone with recent encounters? She seems to have about 50-50 on the monger reviews. I tried to see her last week and all was clicking until she temporarily disappeared and after thinking she ghosted me, she reappeared way late and claimed to be waiting on a room. Meanwhile, pretty sure I spotted her in the lot in a car with big dude in the driverseat. Love daty, and some reviews made her to be just to my liking (really wet and loves to ride my face, daty / dato, etc. LOL. She appeared to be a bit scatterbrained and speedtalking when we spoke on the phone. Is she worth the trouble? We seemed to really click in the days leading up, but that's certainly not aways an accurate read when talking to providers. Any recent intel appreciated!

[PixelsAndGrids]

Anyone see this one before? Really like her looks and bod if current and her. Looked up the number and the results didn't give me any leads.

https://skipthegames.com/posts/north...s/903444462485

[Grafenberg]

Did anyone see Ashley the last time she was in Tysons? She said she was doing things differently for security, and that I should leave the donation behind a bench in the hallway and after her friend verified the donation, she'd give me her room number.

https://backpagegals.com/escorts/fem...ginia-14749949

Definitely sounds like a scam.

[Bunker Buster]

Did anyone see Ashley the last time she was in Tysons? She said she was doing things differently for security, and that I should leave the donation behind a bench in the hallway and after her friend verified the donation, she'd give me her room number.

I thought this was a huge red flag from someone I'd seen a number of times for a few years, and left rather than drop my money on the floor of a hotel. I got the sense that she was leaving the business and ripping off her customers as a parting gift.

Did anyone else get this request, and actually get to see her? I hate to think that she would pull this kind of scam, but it seemed so off that there was no way I was going through with it.

It's also possible that she gave the phone to her friend to use and see her customers here, which she's done before, and her friend decided to run a rip off. Either way, I wasn't taking the risk.

https://backpagegals.com/escorts/fem...ginia-14749949

[VaPlay]

Your link died, this one? And are the pics hers? Also is her Labia that meaty? TIA.

https://escortbabylon.net/posts_view...639/6197548072

Went and toftt since no one spoke up. Her pictures are very accurate. Beautiful girl. Was greeted with a smile. She only speaks Spanish but I know a little so it was good. Everything covered. A Ben and a half for half of 60 minutes. Didn't rush. CBJ was admirable but I've had better. Acs Tina's bbj is hard to beat. Went mish and didn't feel any walls. And I'm somewhat well endowed so there's that. Went doggie and that's where she shined. Had difficulty with the hat so she let me jerk all over her huge tits. For anyone who likes Latinas she did not have an attitude at all. Go her and report back.

[RunUp]

The problem with most mongers is they overthink the entire ordeal. BIG TIME! First of all why would you carry a laptop bag and all these accessories? Sure it's clever but it's definitely very paranoid. My best advice is to walk in and walk confidently and like you have a room there with your head held high like you own the place. Do not look like a lost little boy. Don't ask where the elevator or the stairs are. Mind your business and walk straight and usually an elevator will be on the right or left side past the main lobby. The key is to not make a scene! That's why I do not understand why anyone would want to just lounge in the lobby. If you walk in and just keep it moving there is at least a 50/50 that the person at the front desk doesn't even notice anyone even walking in period. They are busy with check ins, hotel guests and other events to be concerned with people walking in the hotels. They do not care who is in there just don't act any different than any guest would act walking in and you're fine. The problem is you guys get way to nervous and make yourselves seem out of place. The overthinking it and acting is what gets guys noticed. Walk confidently in through the main lobby and when you leave yes I would exit out a back or side door. Very simple. No need to make this into a theater play.

Exactly! I just walk into hotels like I have a room there. I dress in sweats and clothes that seem like I am going back to my room. Even had occasions where the cleaners are on the same floor as the provider. Never make eye contact with the front desk. I think the scariest moment for was when I went to one of those low end hotels on Springfield and last minute a big muscle bald guy walks in with a leather vest and from the corner of my eye I seen he was carrying a gun in a holster on his waist. Almost shit myself, because it was my first time at this place and thought he was undercover. To make matters worse he was clicked the floor I was going to, so I had to click a floor above. Big head was saying gtfo and go home, but I was just in that mood for some cheeks.

[Hifly21]

Anyone know the deal with this treat? She has several positive comments, but no reviews.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...inia/173268418

Thanks.

She's solid. I've seen her off and on since last year. She used to go by the name "Zara". She's a real sweetheart and has a pretty open menu (outside of BBFS). Her value at the rates really can't be beat. She used to be in Manassas but had trouble with Venezuelan gangs in the area so she moved away from there. That probably explains why the LCS in the Manassas area are so bad now.

[PixelsAndGrids]

I found an old link that shows her as Mel before. I think the pictures are legit. I searched and they aren't of an actress or anything. The only other place these pics show up is her other ads, so they might actually be here. Her other ads show different pictures in hotels and with different people and clothes but they're all the same girl. I don't know why she's going as Snow now but she used to work out of Woodbridge as Mel. She has one review saying she was good from Feb 2024. Might be worth a try.

She sent me a text this morning that she's in Springfield. I'd partake, but I've got personal obligations this weekend.

https://www.theeroticreview.com/revi...2094820-391870

[BobJob9125]

Hey all, definitely do not waste your time trying to see this chick. I contacted her again at her new number. We agreed on the time, date and details, confirmed it was her. After arriving early I let her know. She said cool. Then she said wait 1 minutes, then 5 minutes. Then 5 more minutes. I told her I was bouncing. Then she said 30 minutes cause her girl had someone and was using the room. I told her ok, I'll be back then. After I left and came back early I let her know she said cool. I came back early, let her know I was there and then crickets. Then she reaches back out and says ok, 1 minutes, then 5 minutes. Then she says 5 more minutes. This is the second time she has done this. For anyone else that claims she is fine and is a regular, maybe with just you but for anyone else trying to see her, look elsewhere. It was a terrible dream.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...inia/173246877

[PixelsAndGrids]

Caught her last night, slim white female, hair length roughly halway down her back caught her walking back to her room but she was with a handler. Attempted to scoop but she and the guy were having a back and forth and she ignored me, although she responded to her name. I tried setting something up the other day, yet she wanted more than the sum I was offering so negotiations broke down. When they are out and about you can work out a price. If one of you has more time and are lose to where she hangs out.

You sure you got the right Melissa? Not sure I'd try to scoop a gal in front of her handler, especially if they were in a heated exchange. Her rates are reasonable and YMMVY, but I've known her a while so we have our agreements and I've been burnt by her a few times more than I should have endured. She's very much like Deena I used to see and she's a person—not just someone to lowball and treat like she needs to cater to every monger as they please. Much like PA states, be nice to the ladies. There's no set formula or guidelines to guarantees. Just because you throw bills on the stage doesn't imply there's chemistry of sorts.

[BenDhover]

That is straight cap. She's frumpy and has no personality whatsoever and overall skills are weaker than Joe Biden LOL.

Agree 100%. Subpar services. I'll need to test ride her friend with those tig ole bitties.