Massage Parlor Reports

**Postal12** · 07-17-24 20:03

Tried this place again recently. Lead to a room and the gal pointed to the clock, mumbled something, and indicated she would be back in 8 minutes.

Eight minutes turned into 22 because she was working another guest a couple rooms down. I should have left but I was already there.

Masseuse was late 30's early 40's, rail thin with solid B's. Massage was terrible, lots of painful grinding into unnecessary parts of the body. To make matters worse, she was doing talk-to-text for the majority of our time together. On the flip straight to jackhammer mechanical business, allowed OTC roaming, but that was all. I'm done with this place.

Damage was 50 for HH, didn't look or bother to ask what hour rate was.

The highlight of the trip was walking over to Crumbl afterwards and getting a giant cookie LOL.

**RainingSimps** · 07-17-24 15:37

After Mr Columbus' raving review about Kay, I thought I'd give her a shot. Much like him, never had a Nuru massage before. I'm more of a sensual massage monger, not really an escort type.

I contacted her last night, asking if I could stop by after work for some good tension release. Before I even put my phone down she had messaged me back. It actually shocked me how quickly she got back to me. Asked me the normal probing questions of age and race. Her schedule is open everyday from 10 a - 5 p. After hearing that I pre planned an afternoon get away for an hour nuru experience.

This afternoon I messaged her confirming I was on my way to her place. I live over an hour away so I didn't want to waste my time if she wasn't available. She gave me the street name and once I got there, I called and she gave me directions to her front door.

Upon entering it was a pretty plain and very dark apartment with only one room (I think, not much time to look around.) in the living room sat a regular massage table. She quickly ushered me into the bedroom with one bed and a tarp over the sheets. She assured me we were alone and no funny business was going down. She had me pay immediately. I know a lot of us degenerates hate paying upfront, personally I don't care either way. She is reviewed and isn't known for any funny / scam business. I personally got the hour nuru with a shower for 180. After the money was handed over she had me get undressed and lay on the bed. She sprayed the nuru gel, or whatever it is, on the bed then on me. It was quite warm and nice.

As my eyes adjusted the to light I could actually get a good look at her. The photos are fairly accurate, albeit a little filtered, but who doesn't have filtered pics now-a-days. She was wearing some yellow lacy lingerie that complimented her nicely. She has definitely had some work done: lip fillers, BBL, and brand new boobs to name a few. She told me that her boobs were brand new and a little sensitive, so no squeezing. I'm personably not into all that fake shit. I want all-natural, but I knew what I was getting into with the reviews and pics.

As I lay on the bed she spreads the gel on herself and starts rubbing my body with hers. Not many rules, just no FIV. Idk about FIA, didn't ask. Personally it all felt super mechanical. It wasn't slow and sensual it was very fast and. Well mechanical LOL. I just couldn't get into it. I flipped over and it was more of the same. Very fast and sloppy, not slow and purposeful. It didn't even feel like she was trying to be sexy.

When the HE started it was also super fast and mechanical with little to no pressure. Also couldn't get into it. After the massage we went to the shower where she tried again, but it was the same soup, just re-heated. Cleaned all the nuru fell off myself in the shower, with her help of course. Dried off got dressed and left without any release.

All and all I'll give it a 5/10. It was just. Meh. Not horrible, not amazing. As always YMMV. I won't repeat, but I hope those who do enjoy her have a blast with her. She does offer a bunch of extras such as FS and BJ (idk if it's covered or not.) they are up charges though.

https://www.rubrankings.com/united-s...nly-27385.html

**RickMann** · 07-17-24 12:29

Originally Posted by JoeHere77 [View Original Post]

I have seen a lot of reports on both, but I'm looking for younger, hot, and more of a GFE. Which is better Billingsley or riverside? Please share link of the one you recommend. Thanks.

I suggest Billingsley the person running the phone for Riverside is an asshole.

**CbusFuck** · 07-17-24 12:06

Originally Posted by OtraVez [View Original Post]

Went yesterday. Girl was cute and playful and younger, but honestly, I feel with anyone going here, it's a YMMV situation, for a variety of factors. I've gotten the short end of the stick a couple times, but the majority of visits, like yesterday, were great. Light 1. 6 + . 4 BBBJ. Light massage, then flip for BJ /69, covered mish / doggy / BBBJ, ended with CIM. Nothing new, same ol' same ol. But at least there was no begging for tips or bullshit like that.

The biggest thing was that happened: I got there at my scheduled time, and as I was rounding the corner, I saw a girl loading things in her trunk, one of the food businesses over there. I was standing pretty much at the opposite end of the strip from she was, just looking at my phone, not paying attention to whatever she was doing. Out comes some dickhead, helping her put stuff in her car. He shouts at me and says "HEY, YOU LOOKING FOR MASSAGE? IT'S RIGHT HERE BUDDY" and points to the door and laughs. I just sort of look at him, then back to my phone. And then another guy game out from another business doorway, looked around, and went back in. I just hung out looking at my phone until the girl drove away, and dickhead went back in one of the doors. Then I quickly texted to say I was there, and to unlock the door. Got in, and everything was fine. After 45 min or so, went out the door, and the parking lot was empty, not a soul around. So word of warning: if you're around there during business hours, or even close to the end of business hours, you might run into people. Maybe that guy said that shit because mongers were mistaking his door for the actual place, and he was fed up with it. Who knows. Just know that if you're going to Billingsley, the address in the STG ad IS NOT the correct address. Text the number, and they'll tell you the real address.

I remember reading some posts on here a while back of people getting the wrong address and walking into the ghost kitchen next door. So I'm sure the people who work in that kitchen are annoyed with all the confused mongers hanging around and barging in on them. I would say to text them when you're parked to come unlock the door.

**RangerRed2** · 07-17-24 11:27

Originally Posted by YellowLubr [View Original Post]

I had fun with Coco mostly early on. At the beginning she would show me her boobs and even let me pet her pussy. After a while that stopped. The one thing that would drive me crazy though was she always started talking politics with me. Talk about a mood killer.

What does she look like? I still miss Coco from Red Rose a lot. She was my favorite. But, she disappeared years ago and I haven't seen her since.

**HornySenior** · 07-17-24 07:43

https://www.rubrankings.com/united-s...ber-58040.html

She has been reviewed here before but here is my 2 cents worth. She is beautiful! Model material with a killer body. Lives in an upscale apartment downtown that requires a security code to enter. Asked for a 30-minute nuru. $200. Her apartment is beautifully furnished, and we retired to her bedroom where she had spread a satin sheet over her bed. We both stripped and I started face down. She used a light oil and rubbed and slid her naked body on my backside. We talked nonstop in this position but on the flip the conversation was over, and it was game on! She straddled me RCG and got me oiled up and started a slow stroke. She allows mutual touching, so I reached around and massaged her tits. Oh, by the way they are spectacular firm D's that do not feel enhanced, but they are near perfect in shape and size. She started using her pussy to stroke my dick and she was raising so high I actually thought she was going to stick it in. She slid her perfect ass back toward me so I could reach her clit. She moved my hand to instruct me as to what she enjoyed so she could have an orgasm. Then she started the pussy slide again and I had a leg shaking orgasm. So intense she asked me if I was ok LOL. She got some wet and dry towels so I could clean up. She said FS was off the table but for repeat customers she would do CBJ. I didn't ask how much. I also asked if she wanted me to post this and she said yes. I will definitely go back, and I'll ask her to straddle me CG so I can watch.

**JoeHere77** · 07-17-24 00:32

I have seen a lot of reports on both, but I'm looking for younger, hot, and more of a GFE. Which is better Billingsley or riverside? Please share link of the one you recommend. Thanks.

**OtraVez** · 07-16-24 23:11

Originally Posted by RickMann [View Original Post]

Great review, YMMV for sure can you describe which girl you had or a name? Pm if needed thanks! BTW I was stuck out front after I pulled on the locked door, a chic came out from the food place and stuck something in a car, her back was all tatted up I could see from the reflection in the windows. She looked me over kinda hard as she went back in. Did your girl have any tatts?

Yep, it was the same tatted girl. It's clear that particular business and the people working there think they know what's going on, so for everyone going, just be aware, and try not to bring attention to yourself. Last thing we need is anyone causing a commotion, or pissing off other businesses there. And remember to text / call them to say if you're there at the door or not, or even to say that you see someone outside, so you can't get to the door. I've done that a couple times, and they look out on their end, and will tell you if the people are gone.

**Rschwab** · 07-16-24 13:04

Originally Posted by SsnakeInc [View Original Post]

I walked by the other day and it looked like they were doing some remodeling. Maybe Coco sold the place.

The remodeling with the dumpster was being done to the place next door to the spa. Coco always treated me right.

**RickMann** · 07-16-24 06:11

Originally Posted by OtraVez [View Original Post]

Went yesterday. Girl was cute and playful and younger, but honestly, I feel with anyone going here, it's a YMMV situation, for a variety of factors. I've gotten the short end of the stick a couple times, but the majority of visits, like yesterday, were great. Light 1. 6 + . 4 BBBJ. Light massage, then flip for BJ /69, covered mish / doggy / BBBJ, ended with CIM. Nothing new, same ol' same ol. But at least there was no begging for tips or bullshit like that.

The biggest thing was that happened: I got there at my scheduled time, and as I was rounding the corner, I saw a girl loading things in her trunk, one of the food businesses over there. I was standing pretty much at the opposite end of the strip from she was, just looking at my phone, not paying attention to whatever she was doing. Out comes some dickhead, helping her put stuff in her car. He shouts at me and says "HEY, YOU LOOKING FOR MASSAGE? IT'S RIGHT HERE BUDDY" and points to the door and laughs. I just sort of look at him, then back to my phone. And then another guy game out from another business doorway, looked around, and went back in. I just hung out looking at my phone until the girl drove away, and dickhead went back in one of the doors. Then I quickly texted to say I was there, and to unlock the door. Got in, and everything was fine. After 45 min or so, went out the door, and the parking lot was empty, not a soul around. So word of warning: if you're around there during business hours, or even close to the end of business hours, you might run into people. Maybe that guy said that shit because mongers were mistaking his door for the actual place, and he was fed up with it. Who knows. Just know that if you're going to Billingsley, the address in the STG ad IS NOT the correct address. Text the number, and they'll tell you the real address.

Great review, YMMV for sure can you describe which girl you had or a name? Pm if needed thanks! BTW I was stuck out front after I pulled on the locked door, a chic came out from the food place and stuck something in a car, her back was all tatted up I could see from the reflection in the windows. She looked me over kinda hard as she went back in. Did your girl have any tatts?

**OtraVez** · 07-16-24 02:35

Originally Posted by Dave3879 [View Original Post]

Headed to Toronto soon. Downtown. Checked some of the reco forums that were posted on the international SG site, but they all look like advertising and no reviews etc. Suggestions for MPs with some extras to explore or good review site I can make sense of?

You need to check out TERB. You'll have to make an account, but this is pretty much where you'll find all the info you need for both escorts and massage.

https://terb.cc/xenforo/categories/t...age-reviews.6/

**OtraVez** · 07-16-24 02:30

Went yesterday. Girl was cute and playful and younger, but honestly, I feel with anyone going here, it's a YMMV situation, for a variety of factors. I've gotten the short end of the stick a couple times, but the majority of visits, like yesterday, were great. Light 1. 6 + . 4 BBBJ. Light massage, then flip for BJ /69, covered mish / doggy / BBBJ, ended with CIM. Nothing new, same ol' same ol. But at least there was no begging for tips or bullshit like that.

The biggest thing was that happened: I got there at my scheduled time, and as I was rounding the corner, I saw a girl loading things in her trunk, one of the food businesses over there. I was standing pretty much at the opposite end of the strip from she was, just looking at my phone, not paying attention to whatever she was doing. Out comes some dickhead, helping her put stuff in her car. He shouts at me and says "HEY, YOU LOOKING FOR MASSAGE? IT'S RIGHT HERE BUDDY" and points to the door and laughs. I just sort of look at him, then back to my phone. And then another guy game out from another business doorway, looked around, and went back in. I just hung out looking at my phone until the girl drove away, and dickhead went back in one of the doors. Then I quickly texted to say I was there, and to unlock the door. Got in, and everything was fine. After 45 min or so, went out the door, and the parking lot was empty, not a soul around. So word of warning: if you're around there during business hours, or even close to the end of business hours, you might run into people. Maybe that guy said that shit because mongers were mistaking his door for the actual place, and he was fed up with it. Who knows. Just know that if you're going to Billingsley, the address in the STG ad IS NOT the correct address. Text the number, and they'll tell you the real address.

**Midwest Dude** · 07-15-24 23:13

Originally Posted by MrColumbus [View Original Post]

Fairly new monger, new to the nuru game. 1st time having nuru massage. Chose Kay. Messaged her, she messaged me her availability and rates. I chose hr w / shower 180 and gave her tip total was. 2 Settled on a time, met for incall. I have no standard for nuru other than watching porn. Place was nice, clean, vibe was right, low intensity spa music was a nice touch. Had easy glide plastic tarp type material on bed. Oil was hot, but right amount of hot. For me, she has an amazing body, nice tattoos, she told me she treated herself to new breasts and they were still healing, but they looked great tbh. Laid on my stomach, she poured oil over our bodies, used her body to rub all over mine which was a new sensation and it felt amazing. I'm very sensory-minded, so each glide, hand caress, and all the rubbing felt very intentional, personable, and it felt like she knew what she was doing. OTF she pulled a lot of the same rubbing and gliding back and forth which was nice. She straddled me rcg and did everything to the imagination without penetration, which was tbh, it felt incredible. Again, keep in mind I hadn't experienced nuru before so I don't have a baseline, but this felt good to me. When she was rcg, she was grinding on junior and before I knew it, I went full Jim from American Pie. I honestly wasn't expecting it bc it's typically hard for me to get off without penetration. She was super polite and understanding and since I got off before HJ, she asked me to get in the shower w / her. We rinsed each other off, taking turns, it was extremely sensual and again, personable. At this point we are about 30-35 minutes in and instead of asking me to leave she asked if I wanted her to massage my shoulders and back, so I laid down on her masseuse table which was really nice and clean. She and I talked for rest of the time while she gave me a massage focusing on my shoulders, back, and bottom. She offered me ice water after the shower, was extremely respectful and polite the whole time. Biggest thing for me was how comfortable she made me feel the whole time. I felt like I was at one of those all-inclusive resorts getting a massage. I've participated in couple other monger activities, this was by far the best bang for my buck. I've seen other reviews about Kay and took the plunge so YMMV, but it was great for me. Will definitely repeat.

https://www.rubrankings.com/united-s...nly-27385.html

Pictures are accurate, but she went up cup size I believe, never asked for a tip, never seemed hurried or distracted either.

Surprised she got a boob job; she already had a decent C when I saw her last.

**SsnakeInc** · 07-15-24 21:41

Originally Posted by Rschwab [View Original Post]

I was leaving Subway by the 7 Day Spa in Dublin and I noticed a couple of older Chinese women leaving the spa and go next door to the Chinese restaurant, yell something inside and then went back to the spa. They then were looking out the front window. I noticed the signage in the window had slightly changed. Doing some web searches, it appears the place is now called Miracle Spa.

I walked by the other day and it looked like they were doing some remodeling. Maybe Coco sold the place.

**Homebrewerguy** · 07-15-24 20:52

Originally Posted by MrColumbus [View Original Post]

Fairly new monger, new to the nuru game. 1st time having nuru massage. Chose Kay. Messaged her, she messaged me her availability and rates. I chose hr w / shower 180 and gave her tip total was. 2 Settled on a time, met for incall. I have no standard for nuru other than watching porn. Place was nice, clean, vibe was right, low intensity spa music was a nice touch. Had easy glide plastic tarp type material on bed. Oil was hot, but right amount of hot. For me, she has an amazing body, nice tattoos, she told me she treated herself to new breasts and they were still healing, but they looked great tbh. Laid on my stomach, she poured oil over our bodies, used her body to rub all over mine which was a new sensation and it felt amazing. I'm very sensory-minded, so each glide, hand caress, and all the rubbing felt very intentional, personable, and it felt like she knew what she was doing. OTF she pulled a lot of the same rubbing and gliding back and forth which was nice. She straddled me rcg and did everything to the imagination without penetration, which was tbh, it felt incredible. Again, keep in mind I hadn't experienced nuru before so I don't have a baseline, but this felt good to me. When she was rcg, she was grinding on junior and before I knew it, I went full Jim from American Pie. I honestly wasn't expecting it bc it's typically hard for me to get off without penetration. She was super polite and understanding and since I got off before HJ, she asked me to get in the shower w / her. We rinsed each other off, taking turns, it was extremely sensual and again, personable. At this point we are about 30-35 minutes in and instead of asking me to leave she asked if I wanted her to massage my shoulders and back, so I laid down on her masseuse table which was really nice and clean. She and I talked for rest of the time while she gave me a massage focusing on my shoulders, back, and bottom. She offered me ice water after the shower, was extremely respectful and polite the whole time. Biggest thing for me was how comfortable she made me feel the whole time. I felt like I was at one of those all-inclusive resorts getting a massage. I've participated in couple other monger activities, this was by far the best bang for my buck. I've seen other reviews about Kay and took the plunge so YMMV, but it was great for me. Will definitely repeat.

https://www.rubrankings.com/united-s...nly-27385.html

Pictures are accurate, but she went up cup size I believe, never asked for a tip, never seemed hurried or distracted either.

I know Kay has mixed reviews, but compliments to you on a well written and thorough review. Linked attached and all. We need more posts like this. Great job and much appreciated.