Massage Parlor Reports

[RubMapper]

Anyone been to Crystal after July 1 and did you have to fill out the form?

[Bachatero]

The younger girl there now is not in the same league as Angel, she's not ugly or fat, but not an out-and-out spinner like Angel. Angel was reasonable fee-wise, the girl there about 10 days ago was not reasonable (held firm for 200, I declined) - she brought back the difference between 60 minutes and 30 minutes and I opted for L1, which was very hastily done. She tried to pass off the bad experience as a result of a new boss.

One explanation for recent glowing reports might be that they read the forum, saw some poor reports and decided to up their game. All I can say is that I stand by every report I've ever made.

So what's with these contradictory reports? Something seems off.

[WhosThirsty]

Angel, the young spinner who said she was going to Ft. Lauderdale and coming back in July did not come back. There is a new owner, different girl, service is rushed, pricing is through the roof. I certainly won't be going back. Nothing like bad service to kill the goose.

So what's with these contradictory reports? Something seems off.

[Bachatero]

Angel, the young spinner who said she was going to Ft. Lauderdale and coming back in July did not come back. There is a new owner, different girl, service is rushed, pricing is through the roof. I certainly won't be going back. Nothing like bad service to kill the goose.

I went there a couple days back and had a quite different experience. No MMS, just one lady working. Paid my upfront, she started a massage. It was decent for what it was, but she left twice mid-session as other customers walked in. Not a good sign for things to come.

Then comes the flip. Her English wasn't great and she was mostly signing, but the impression I got from her was she was expecting $1. 60 for L2 (not a typo!) service. That was outrageous and I didn't have it on me anyway. I should've just walked there but honestly I'd been ghosted by three other providers and was in a mood so I just gave what I had ($1. 20) and she accepted it. Dumb move, I know.

L2 service rarely does it for me alone, it takes a rare provider indeed. And she definitely wasn't one. Didn't even fully reveal herself, just let her top out. At least until she realized I wasn't going to be finished quickly, then she allowed for lower-half roaming.

It wasn't enough and she was clearly in a rush with other customers waiting so I just got up and left after a bit. Terrible time and an absolute waste of money. I get it can be tough when you're the only provider but damn.

L3 wasn't even offered. Either I goofed somewhere or she just didn't want to with another customer waiting I guess. I won't be going back, though.

[CrappySn]

I don't think they have MMS, at least the 2 times my friend visited. He was there last week with Angel. She is cute, nice set of boobs, no ass and he thinks she's at least mid 30's to late. Very good acting, she said she would leave to Ft. Lauderdale in a few days. Introduced him to Anna who was waking up from her nap. Hh. 50 and 1. 6 for everything covered.

[Lesbostuff46]

I went there a couple days back and had a quite different experience. No MMS, just one lady working. Paid my upfront, she started a massage. It was decent for what it was, but she left twice mid-session as other customers walked in. Not a good sign for things to come.

Then comes the flip. Her English wasn't great and she was mostly signing, but the impression I got from her was she was expecting $1. 60 for L2 (not a typo!) service. That was outrageous and I didn't have it on me anyway. I should've just walked there but honestly I'd been ghosted by three other providers and was in a mood so I just gave what I had ($1. 20) and she accepted it. Dumb move, I know.

L2 service rarely does it for me alone, it takes a rare provider indeed. And she definitely wasn't one. Didn't even fully reveal herself, just let her top out. At least until she realized I wasn't going to be finished quickly, then she allowed for lower-half roaming.

It wasn't enough and she was clearly in a rush with other customers waiting so I just got up and left after a bit. Terrible time and an absolute waste of money. I get it can be tough when you're the only provider but damn.

L3 wasn't even offered. Either I goofed somewhere or she just didn't want to with another customer waiting I guess. I won't be going back, though.

[Jada135]

When Bella was out a few months ago they had someone else there but I rotate between the two. Bella's massage is pretty good especially when she walks on your back. Still the two best older ladies on this part of town who will suck you like a vacuum without a rubber and let you unload in their wet mouths.

Is this the one in Apollo beach?

[RaulBrudda123]

200 HH. I just gave the full amount up front. Never heard another word about it.

Is this place the one by busch blvd? Do they have shower available?

[BradMan318]

MMS said two new girls were on the way. Glad to hear this.

200 HH. I just gave the full amount up front. Never heard another word about it.

[VegasBoy6]

MMS said two new girls were on the way. Glad to hear this.

Called today to see who was working and lo and behold, was told Angel is back. After remembering a few positive reports about her being a knockout, I had to swing by. Had a great time. Led in through the back door by another tiny and young looking girl (didn't get her name but she seemed friendly as well). Was put into a room and got comfortable. A few seconds later, in comes Angela and it was on almost immediately. Guys, she is definitely a knockout body-wise. Super nice everything. I had a great time exploring her body. After some light touches and kisses on my back, she had me flip over and gave me a very nice CBJ with me on the edge of the bed and her kneeling on the floor. Her soft moans and some eye contact really did the trick.

I had her get on the table and I did some DATY which she really enjoyed. Switched to some 69 and had her moaning again with me in her mouth. It was awesome.

Told her I was ready for more and she laid on the edge of the bed and spread her legs. I entered her standing mush and she was super wet. Nice tight kitty. She was getting into it and as we picked up the pace, I kept her legs tucked in to my chest and picked her up and had her in a ball moving her up and down my cock. She enjoyed that immensely and begged me to fuck her harder. I obliged until I was spent and we both laid down to catch our breaths.

Guys, don't sleep on this one or this place. It seems like we may have another gem on our hands.

[BradMan318]

Called today to see who was working and lo and behold, was told Angel is back. After remembering a few positive reports about her being a knockout, I had to swing by. Had a great time. Led in through the back door by another tiny and young looking girl (didn't get her name but she seemed friendly as well). Was put into a room and got comfortable. A few seconds later, in comes Angela and it was on almost immediately. Guys, she is definitely a knockout body-wise. Super nice everything. I had a great time exploring her body. After some light touches and kisses on my back, she had me flip over and gave me a very nice CBJ with me on the edge of the bed and her kneeling on the floor. Her soft moans and some eye contact really did the trick.

I had her get on the table and I did some DATY which she really enjoyed. Switched to some 69 and had her moaning again with me in her mouth. It was awesome.

Told her I was ready for more and she laid on the edge of the bed and spread her legs. I entered her standing mush and she was super wet. Nice tight kitty. She was getting into it and as we picked up the pace, I kept her legs tucked in to my chest and picked her up and had her in a ball moving her up and down my cock. She enjoyed that immensely and begged me to fuck her harder. I obliged until I was spent and we both laid down to catch our breaths.

Guys, don't sleep on this one or this place. It seems like we may have another gem on our hands.

[TremontTeddy]

I have read reviews on the guide for years. I recently go a promotion and with it comes traveling. So I decided to get an account so I can get local information. My first trip is to our Tampa office. I lived in the area years ago and spent a lot of time at an AMP on the north side of Kennedy and a little east of West Shore. Looking at the nap it looks like it is a
computer shop now if I got the same building. No I am not interested in buying a new computer. I really liked that place.


What is the best place in Tampa for FS, TS, and relaxation. From a lady less than 35. Oh I like to save money but I can afford to pay for quality.

There used to be a running joke amongst the locals about the number of massage parlors on Kennedy. Due to some local pressure, real estate prices and change in massage laws it's not looking good. They even banned table showers in city limits.

If I was on a business trip and had a night away from the ole ball and chain, here's what I would do. Take an Uber over to Vinca Massage in St. Pete. It's a Chinese shop and the hottest place in town. Its in a decent strip mall, so if your shy have the driver drop and pick you up at Anytime fitness. Same plaza also has a tattoo shop, smoke shop and dispensary. So you could really run wild. LOL.

[HerbieCrow]

I have read reviews on the guide for years. I recently go a promotion and with it comes traveling. So I decided to get an account so I can get local information. My first trip is to our Tampa office. I lived in the area years ago and spent a lot of time at an AMP on the north side of Kennedy and a little east of West Shore. Looking at the nap it looks like it is a computer shop now if I got the same building. No I am not interested in buying a new computer. I really liked that place.

What is the best place in Tampa for FS, TS, and relaxation. From a lady less than 35. Oh I like to save money but I can afford to pay for quality.

[NorthJerseyGuy]

So I took the bait on the last review on Massage 1 on Hills Ave (by casino), and boy am I glad I did.

Arrived and the wrinkliest woman I have ever seen at an AMP buzzed me in.

She grabbed my hand and led me to a room.

Once in the room she asked 'how long!

I said one hour. I paid and asked 'with you?

She said 'no, other girl'.

Insert sigh of relief here.

I got ready then my girl came in.

Short, cute, no ass, great D man mades with nipples not being shy about being seen under her top.

Looking good so far.

She takes me to the table shower and let me tell you it was nothing special.

She stayed clothed the entire time but she did make it a point to grab and hold on to jr a few times, like more than she needed to really.

I was happy about that.

She dried me off then off to the room we go.

She tells me to lay down then drapes me up (bummer but the drape didn't last long.

So she's working my back and I'm waiting for her to get within arms reach so that I can massage her legs.

Oh, she was wearing a very short tube dress, no bra, and leggings.

She finally comes close and my hand grabs and rubs her leg.

She stopped me and said 'no, here' then pulls my hand up her legs and unbeknownst to me she had pulled her leggings down revealing her upper legs and shaven kitty and that's where she put my hand.

So she continues to work my back and I work her legs and kitty for a good 5 minutes.

Then she pulls me up and says 'want everything baby?' then pulls down the top of her dress to reveal her fabulous breasts.

I said 'yes everything'.

She tells me $1. 6 but I tell her $1. 4 but I gave in and paid the $1. 6 (massage was $. 8).

She then disrobes and works my back while on the table and brothers she made it a point to gyrate her kitty all over me while she was massaging.

This went on for a good 10 minutes and when I played with her kitty by this point it was soaking wet.

There were times she would tell me to slow down and relax.

I obliged and glad I did because the way she was working me I could have exploded at any moment.

She would rub her body on my back so that I could feel her nipples gliding up and down.

And as much as I could my hands were exploring her thighs and kitty.

By now I'm rock hard and ready to go so she asks me to flip.

On the flip she climbs on the table and slams her kitty down on my face.

So as we are going at that for a few minutes I tell her I'm ready.

So she turns around, grabs jr and guides him in RCG.

Now I'm thinking as she is putting him in 'this girl crazy putting me in her with no cover'.

But dammit this girls is so good that when we were 69 ing she must have put the cover on then and I had no idea.

Bravo to you Sugar, bravo.

Now she is doing her best to keep jr inside her because while she wasn't tight I could maybe get 4 of my 7 inches inside her then I could feel a wall stopping me.

I ask her to turn around and she says 'no, I want you to fuck me laying down with your big cock'.

Ok, Roger that.

So she lays down and I'm inside and same thing, I'm hitting a wall.

Felt good and we were going at it hard I just couldn't get it all inside her.

As we are going at it she keeps saying 'yes, fuck me harder, harder'.

And you bet your ass I was doing everything I can to knock that wall down inside her.

10 minutes later I explode and lay on her body, sucking on her nipples.

She tells me to lay down, I oblige, then she cleans me up and says 'I massage you now'.

I'm spent and tell her 'it's ok, next time'.

So she says ok, then leaves the room.

As I'm getting dressed she returns and gives me back $. 2 (no lie) and says 'next time massage first'.

Great experience, highly recommended.

J. Out.

Great review that is Sugar alright. The other provider you described gives as good service despite the pudge!

[LimeyBloaker]

I forgot to ask her name. There was only one girl. She told me there is another one who is on vacation. I asked for a TS immediately after paying the house fee. She asked if I wanted a regular or a table shower. This short Asian lady had nice knockers and no baby damage. Let me know when you have your next visit.

Amber has a large, colorful tattoo on her tummy and is impossible to miss. Oddly enough I cannot recall what it is but it is colorful.

I'll check it out in a fortnight or so but have to be out of town on business for a couple of weeks. When I get back, I'll see what's happening there.