Strip Club Reports

[Zaitzev]

...When I was young and handsome, a few girls actually did like me, kissed me during dances, asked me to go out, wasted time on me when they shouldn't have. This is not normal, I know, because now old and ugly they sure don't.

It's like you're writing my memoirs for me. LOL!

I feel the same way. Once was young and in shape and with no family to support, I had a ton of discretionary income. I was getting plenty of extra action from dancers who I hit it off with. Went on dates, was even times where I was the one being asked out by them not the other way around. Got a ton of both ITC and OTC action, at times for no additional charge. Experienced that all through my 20's and 30's.

Now I've passed 50, I'm fat and out of shape, and I don't have enough consistent free time where I could be a regular at a SC, even if I wanted to be one. But occasionally I have a few benjamin's in my pocket that are just dying to be shoved into the G-string of the nearest hot stripper, and who am I to resist that urge?

[FreeWally]

In many ways you are right. I was just sharing my perspective, and appreciate seeing your perspective too.

I've had fun at Strip Clubs, but I've never had sex at one. A lot of teasing and stimulation, but I'm not into cummings in my pants, so I've never had a completed sexual experience there.

Although we all know the women are there for the money, I've never liked the feeling of getting tons of attention only when I'm giving money away, and ignored when I'm not. Or worse, being suddenly left alone when they realize they got all the money they can from me, and you watch them move onto the next fish tossing money around. The constant pressure to get a lap dance can be annoying at times too.

Be grateful. At some places every girl will ask you for sex. I just told my story of how Safari from Synn COI hopped right off of me when she found out I wanted a just dance in the VIP. It was my very first time and I was just taking things slow, didn't want to end my night by starting my first girl with sex. Diamond otoh will give you a real dance. Or fuck, up to you. When you have that choice you might not be so shy.

I know your feeling about the money aspect of it, I felt that way when I was young. So maybe it's not too hard too hard for you to imagine that as you get much older, you might just want young women and you know you're paying them well so you don't care anymore. Cut to the chase and both of you get what you want, it's a win win. But when most of us are young, our ego and confidence is perhaps more in need than our enjoyment of women. So we care about things like "Did this stripper really like me or not" rather than just enjoying it for what it is.

When you order a Starbucks and pay the lady, do you ask yourself "I wonder if she would be making me a coffee if I didn't give her this money. " I don't. Hope that sums up my answer to your dilemma.

Unfortunately, I do not have a good solution for you here other than to say that there is still some hope and fun for you. When I was young and handsome, a few girls actually did like me, kissed me during dances, asked me to go out, wasted time on me when they shouldn't have. This is not normal, I know, because now old and ugly they sure don't. I will never forget the look of utter confusion and disgust on the bouncer at Cheetah's face as he was making his rounds and saw her deep kissing me and tapped her and said "What the fuck you doing?" Sigh. She had just brought up hanging out and that set me back.

Now I'm smart, I don't have long enough to live to waste time on them. But you are young so go ahead.

[FreeWally]

I have seen this also. The 9-10 gives a better dance. As for extras, usually the less attractive women are more likely to offer. But I have gotten cfs and BBBJ then later BBFS from a 9-10 I kept seeing from Follies in Atlanta.

Sometimes the less hot girls are a shit deal and I don't get it, it seems like an inversion of economics.

The best looking girls succeed by giving dances, to everyone. Almost everybody loves them, no problem. They repeat and get paid. They know their job is to treat everyone well, no matter how old, ugly, or out of shape we are. It's not hard for them because they were nice people to start and their daddies actually loved them. They don't even have to work often, I know one girl is traveling the world more than she's at Cheetah's. She's the nicest girl. Think about it, less time at the club is less stress, hotter looks is less complaints, she can keep being who she really was when she started. I was a bit intimidated because of her looks but she's just a normal person. There's a couple of girls who average a day a week (sometimes taking weeks off and working extra days to catch up) and just enjoy their normal, wholesome lives.

And then there's the other girls. I won't get into that much often but some of them started out rough and got rougher with time from working at the club. Moms that have to work like it or not, women who consider the strip club a step up, etc.

[Habeed]

I agree with you 95%. But there are some times where the girl is just so hot that I don't care. Every now and then comes a girl so hot, I'm happy to spend money just for her attention. Ironically, from my experience, girls who have hit this threshold where I don't care, for some reason, have been amongst the nicest and have given me the best clean lap dances.

Most of the worst lap dances are from 7-8's. Not saying all 7-8 gives bad dances, but it's just that the worst I've had are 7-8. They 8-9 are hit and miss for me. Not the worst, but the best. However, the 9-10's have been amongst the best normally. That's said, haven't see. A 9-10 at Cheetahs. Plenty of 8-9's so that's why I go.

I have seen this also. The 9-10 gives a better dance. As for extras, usually the less attractive women are more likely to offer. But I have gotten cfs and BBBJ then later BBFS from a 9-10 I kept seeing from Follies in Atlanta.

Sometimes the less hot girls are a shit deal and I don't get it, it seems like an inversion of economics.

[Rick James B]

I agree with you 95%. But there are some times where the girl is just so hot that I don't care. Every now and then comes a girl so hot, I'm happy to spend money just for her attention. Ironically, from my experience, girls who have hit this threshold where I don't care, for some reason, have been amongst the nicest and have given me the best clean lap dances.

Most of the worst lap dances are from 7-8's. Not saying all 7-8 gives bad dances, but it's just that the worst I've had are 7-8. They 8-9 are hit and miss for me. Not the worst, but the best. However, the 9-10's have been amongst the best normally. That's said, haven't see. A 9-10 at Cheetahs. Plenty of 8-9's so that's why I go.

In many ways you are right. I was just sharing my perspective, and appreciate seeing your perspective too.

I've had fun at Strip Clubs, but I've never had sex at one. A lot of teasing and stimulation, but I'm not into cummings in my pants, so I've never had a completed sexual experience there.

Although we all know the women are there for the money, I've never liked the feeling of getting tons of attention only when I'm giving money away, and ignored when I'm not. Or worse, being suddenly left alone when they realize they got all the money they can from me, and you watch them move onto the next fish tossing money around. The constant pressure to get a lap dance can be annoying at times too.

The clubs can be very fun for bachelor events, and when hanging out with visiting business men with expense accounts to abuse.

And even though I did, and still do enjoy the show, and may still go now and then, so far I've never left feeling I got a good bang for my buck. Again, all is just in my humble opinion. If they work for you enjoy!

[MaximusKahn]

Try going on a weekday early in the afternoon. Your opinion might quickly change!

Not so sure I want to be the only patron in a strip club on an early Wednesday afternoon, but if you can vector me in to a good thing, maybe I'll give your advice a try.

In Private Message can you let me know the Strip Club you recommend, where I can get laid or blown, and suggest the performer (s) who I should look for?

And if you can share your Tips, I can be sure to be prepared. I'm looking forward to maybe getting an attitude adjustment. Thanks in advance. MxK.

[Muncher8888]

Although we all know the women are there for the money, I've never liked the feeling of getting tons of attention only when I'm giving money away, and ignored when I'm not. Or worse, being suddenly left alone when they realize they got all the money they can from me, and you watch them move onto the next fish tossing money around. The constant pressure to get a lap dance can be annoying at times too.

And even though I did, and still do enjoy the show, and may still go now and then, so far I've never left feeling I got a good bang for my buck. Again, all is just in my humble opinion. If they work for you enjoy!

Granted, this link is extreme. But the principles (or lack thereof LOL) and tactics of said dancer are spot on.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...-millions.html

BTW, has anyone ever gotten a dance from this Melanie Sterling, dancing in Vegas since at least 2014 and whose birth name is....you can't make this up....drumroll

"Eventually Sterling, born Melanie Slutzky, convinced him to buy them a $720,000 house in Las Vegas where they could live together, and split the proceeds if they broke up."

[Sd1213]

In many ways you are right. I was just sharing my perspective, and appreciate seeing your perspective too.

I've had fun at Strip Clubs, but I've never had sex at one. A lot of teasing and stimulation, but I'm not into cummings in my pants, so I've never had a completed sexual experience there.

Although we all know the women are there for the money, I've never liked the feeling of getting tons of attention only when I'm giving money away, and ignored when I'm not. Or worse, being suddenly left alone when they realize they got all the money they can from me, and you watch them move onto the next fish tossing money around. The constant pressure to get a lap dance can be annoying at times too.

The clubs can be very fun for bachelor events, and when hanging out with visiting business men with expense accounts to abuse.

Try going on a weekday early in the afternoon. Your opinion might quickly change!

[MaximusKahn]

In many ways you are right. I was just sharing my perspective, and appreciate seeing your perspective too.

I've had fun at Strip Clubs, but I've never had sex at one. A lot of teasing and stimulation, but I'm not into cummings in my pants, so I've never had a completed sexual experience there.

Although we all know the women are there for the money, I've never liked the feeling of getting tons of attention only when I'm giving money away, and ignored when I'm not. Or worse, being suddenly left alone when they realize they got all the money they can from me, and you watch them move onto the next fish tossing money around. The constant pressure to get a lap dance can be annoying at times too.

The clubs can be very fun for bachelor events, and when hanging out with visiting business men with expense accounts to abuse.

And even though I did, and still do enjoy the show, and may still go now and then, so far I've never left feeling I got a good bang for my buck. Again, all is just in my humble opinion. If they work for you enjoy!

There may be better options, but sometimes they are not convenient. Scheduling a session with a provider can be a pain in the ass. The benefit of a club is you can walk in with no advance planning and if you've got any game whatsoever you can usually get enough mileage to satisfy your immediate needs. It might cost you money, but it doesn't cost you a lot of time or headaches dealing with flaky providers.

[FreeWally]

Synn and Paradise kinda swapped:

Paradise: In 2003-2005 had some absolute dime pieces. Now it's all BBW.

Synn: Had some dime pieces from 2014-2019. Still hear the noises from the other booths. Hotties to be had.

SRCOI: You can hear noises at times, but doesn't echo like Synn.

IMHO: Nothing beats Cheetahs (outside of Vegas) in terms of looks for girls.

I've only been Paradise and Synn post-Covid and agree Paradise is BBW. I posted a review of Pardise to TUSCL 1 year ago. When I walked in, the very first stripper was at least 350 pounds. I saw a really cute Asian girl and tried talking to her. She was the bartender.

I like SRCOI but the problem is at slow times there are so few girls. It's 2 or 3 girls at slow times, then 12-18 girls on Thursday nights (SRCOI and Synn have deeply discounted VIP specials on Thursday). Synn has action however if you don't want fs there's no point. I posted my experience 1 year ago to the thread where I tipped this beautiful Asian named Safari on stage, so she stops by after and hops on my lap. I'm trying to talk her into a room at the same time she's talking me into a room, so easy right. But then she stops me and says I am going to tip her to fuck right. And I say actually I just want a dance (I just started the night and want to enjoy a whole night). She hops right off me and says "I don't do dances". WTF. I went SRCOI after where yes many girls fuck but every one of them gives dances.

I later found out Safari is a straight up escort and that Synn was her side job, not the other way around. I want to get dances because I don't want my night to be over right when it started, maybe I'll try something later but it's not what I'm there for.

There are girls who give good dances at Synn like Diamond, but after meeting enough girls I found it's the exception there. I am in the extreme minority though most guys there are happy to just watch or partake. At SRCOI when I took girls like Stormy to VIP every guy just stared at her in awe like a piece of meat as she walked me all the way past the bar. I wondered, why didn't any of you guys just ask her, I literally talked to her only 60 seconds. Then I realized. They paid $12 admission to watch but don't have a dollar to spend on VIP. Huh. Thursday nights are fully of looky-loos, which I totally understand I've been there but it's a bit intense when guys know a young girl is about to fuck as she walks past them.

[Sd1213]

Unless you like spending a lot or money for a raging case of blue balls, or your spending someone else's money for a raging case of blue balls.

Much better options to get much more, maybe even for much less.

There may be better options, but sometimes they are not convenient. Scheduling a session with a provider can be a pain in the ass. The benefit of a club is you can walk in with no advance planning and if you've got any game whatsoever you can usually get enough mileage to satisfy your immediate needs. It might cost you money, but it doesn't cost you a lot of time or headaches dealing with flaky providers.

[MaximusKahn]

IMO all the strip clubs here suck. I've had plenty of great times throughout the years in VIP rooms located in strip clubs in Vegas and SF. Even brought a few back to the hotel at times. But here with the air dance rules and weak venues? LOL it's a waste of money.

Unless you like spending a lot or money for a raging case of blue balls, or your spending someone else's money for a raging case of blue balls.

Much better options to get much more, maybe even for much less.

[ToddRichards12]

IMO all the strip clubs here suck. I've had plenty of great times throughout the years in VIP rooms located in strip clubs in Vegas and SF. Even brought a few back to the hotel at times. But here with the air dance rules and weak venues? LOL it's a waste of money.

[Rick James B]

Top LA clubs for looks is 4 Play and Bare Elegance. Pre Pandemic, their girls were ALOT hotter.

Now, they are on par with Cheetahs.

Any thoughts on why doesn't LA have at least one place with absolute dimes that would trump Cheetahs?

Would think with the population it would easily be supported, even if it had a high entry fee.

Is that Jet Set or whatever it's called near SoFi stadium, not having dimes? Again, why the hell not?

[Zaitzev]

Synn and Paradise kinda swapped:

Paradise: In 2003-2005 had some absolute dime pieces. Now it's all BBW.

Synn: Had some dime pieces from 2014-2019. Still hear the noises from the other booths. Hotties to be had.

SRCOI: You can hear noises at times, but doesn't echo like Synn.

IMHO: Nothing beats Cheetahs (outside of Vegas) in terms of looks for girls.

I haven't been to either Synn or Paradise since pre-covid, so I'll defer to you there. Used to be up there all the time with work, but nowadays I'm riding a desk at work instead of on the road. Most of the time I can only get out locally here in SD.

RE: Cheetah's girls, I agree, nothing in SoCal comes close to talent levels. Which is surprising considering how much talent is in LA, pr0 n star and otherwise. But if you're taking in the whole country, I would say South FL (Tootsie's, etc) and a few places in Houston, TX (Ritz, Polekatz) both easily match the level of dancer quality and services provided. Even some of the seedier clubs in Miami / FtLaud get some dimes willing to do whatever in the CR, particularly Latina ones, who're coming from the Caribbean and Central and South Americas.