Massage Parlor Reports

[Tresed]

Preach.

The fact that these ladies seem so delighted that my junk is manscaped, my breath is minty fresh, and that my squeaky clean taint smells like soap tells me they must encounter some horrific sights and smells.

Hygiene and friendliness maximize mileage.

EDIT: Bliss and Good will both let you pre-shower. Sometimes they join but not always.

I can't seem to find Bliss in Renton. Any insights would be appreciated.

[AussieFury]

This goes without saying, but she made it a point to compliment me on the fact that I was fresh out of the shower when I arrived. We always say YMMV. I'm convinced that you can get a lot more mileage by showing up clean, smelling good, and with a smile on your face.

Preach.

The fact that these ladies seem so delighted that my junk is manscaped, my breath is minty fresh, and that my squeaky clean taint smells like soap tells me they must encounter some horrific sights and smells.

Hygiene and friendliness maximize mileage.

EDIT: Bliss and Good will both let you pre-shower. Sometimes they join but not always.

[AussieFury]

Aussie how big are we talking here? I'm so intrigued and could use a good titty fuck. Any pornstar comparisons?

They're not weird big just big big. Saw Tina today. Her body is Jessica Rabbit ridiculous. We used the mirror well. She looks great in it. Plopped down 3 benjis. She just smiled because she knows that I know that she knows what that means: Im taking all 3 holes.

She sucked me in multiple positions including a full throttle face fuck on her back. I prolly spent a solid 20 minutes in her mouth.

Cover on. Put her on her back and started slow in standing mish while we both watched in the mirror. Then I turned on the jets and pounded her forcefully for a solid 3 minutes. Great noises. No other customers were there so we got loud. Standing doggie, then knees apart doggie on the bed facing the mirror. Watched the grippy lips in slomo for a bit, then pulled out and started probing her ass. She groaned "Yes, baby. " Lubed a bit and assumed I'd have an easy enough time getting in. I was wrong. That pipe opening is TIGHT. Worked at it and then got the head in. Started slow and shallow as we locked eyes in the mirror. Built up steam until I was holding her arms behind her, plowing that ass hard fast and balls deep while watching those chest cannons swing to and fro. She moaned loudly while still staring at each other in the mirror. That view from behind is crazy. I was spreading those cheeks and thought about pulling out, popping off the hat, and painting a masterpiece on her shapely ass. But when she yelled "COME IN MY ASS, MONKEY!" it was lights out. I yelled some filthy shit as I popped. Who am I kidding. I was yelling filthy shit the entire time.

I was still balls deep floating down when the young hot blonde Angela walked into the room with her tits out, shoved them in my face, and then LFK'd and watched as I undocked from Tina.

So yeah. Hot shit going down in Renton. Tina's here until the 28th. She is a hot dirty MILF who is PSE Extreme. Literally a filthy ***** in the best way possible. Tell her Big Monkey says hi.

EDIT: To the monger who was waiting at the top of the stairs as I was getting dressed: I didnt see your face but your full mane of long brown hair was stunning on the monitor, bro. I hope you got treated well.

[NeedsGlasses]

Lucy at Lily on Roosevelt.

Stopped here looking for FeiFei. Everything was "yes! Yes!" except that there was no FeiFei, only Lucy. She asked if she was OK. She's a little thick but not fat, GND pretty so I said ok. Massage was very good, almost worth the $$ alone, ending with some nice teasing. On the flip: no kissing at all. Very brief BBJ followed by brief CBJ on a half-hard dick Quick switch to acg and then mish. Complained that my magnum was to much, switched to jackhammer HJ. Got her to slow down, loosen deathgrip and eventually got there.

[NeedsGlasses]

Sasi is on my home from work so I dropped in. I always ask for some name, makes bowing out easier. Door answered by Lulu. HWP but definite auntie material so I left saying I was going to call "the other girl".

[DamianDono]

Bliss has Tina. MILF about the same age as Vivi whom she replaced. Amazing body, fake massive fake DDDs. I knew immediately I wanted to blast all over them.

Aussie how big are we talking here? I'm so intrigued and could use a good titty fuck. Any pornstar comparisons?

[JohnG01]

Decided to drop in and give it a try after NatePNW said his ATF Cici was there. I was met at the door by Katy, who looked good in a red dress. I didn't meet Cici. I had thought maybe I'd get a chance to lay eyes on her at the end but someone else came in 10 minutes later.

Katy has a nice skinny body, great perky C cup breasts and she was made it her mission to make sure I was happy. I hate the negotiation so I just gave her $$ on entry. She said "too much" but didn't bring any change. Massage was not the highlight of the experience. She speaks english pretty well and plans on being here for a month.

This goes without saying, but she made it a point to compliment me on the fact that I was fresh out of the shower when I arrived. We always say YMMV. I'm convinced that you can get a lot more mileage by showing up clean, smelling good, and with a smile on your face.

Maybe I'll get a chance to meet Cici before she leaves, but probably not.

[PkShow]

Is Bliss out near east lake Sammamish area?

[FlyingGolfball]

No doubt they have good service and girls atm. A couple of questions though: they didn't upsell their services, for the same cost at other places but only get half of the time? Was the service rushed? It was a significant disappointment for me when the service was rushed.

Same here. Maybe they heard about some reviews and fixed it? IDK.

[IstlFun]

Was visiting a friend and we were out having some drinks and dinner and when he left to go back home I wanted to try one of the massage parlors out here before going back to my hotel. I saw some good reviews on Bliss, so I made my way over. Tina answered the door, but I asked for Angela the squirter. LOL. Tina is hot as fuck and has probably the best ass on an Asian girl and a huge set of titties. She took me to the room and after about a minute Angela's sexy ass walks in. The other reviews on Angela were very accurate, she's hot and has a beautiful body and her face is gorgeous. We kiss for a little while and fondle each other a little bit until I asked to go to the shower. They only have a standup shower, no table shower, but it was still a fun time. There was plenty of TUMA, BBBJ, P2 P grinding and rubbing. A lot of fun! Angela dries me off and then takes me back to the room, she leaves for a minute to get the supplies, and when she comes back more DFK, and more deep throat BBBJ, I even faced fucked her for a little bit in the Tiffany position with her head hanging off the bed. . I ate that beautiful little pussy until she was naturally wet and then I asked her for the cover, and then put her in standing Mish so I can pound her while watching her big titties, bouncing all around. After a couple minutes of long, deep strokes, I pick up the pace, and she gets very vocal and pushes me out of her and squirt all over me, and she squirts a lot! I was a mess LOL. I gave her a minute and then put her doggy bent over the bed and fucked her nice and deep again until I hear her getting vocal again and then she reaches under and starts playing with her pussy, and I start going to town while she's playing with her self and all of a sudden she pushes me out of her again and squirts all over the bed and the floor. I decided to stay in doggy since her ass looks so good and hit it for another five minutes or so until I was close and then I ripped the condom and pumped a big load in her mouth. She let me rinse off in the shower again since we were so sweaty and then we laid there for a few minutes and talked. Time is up Tina came in to say hi again and they both walk me to the door. Angela is beautiful with a hot body and a huge turn on when she starts squirting, but I also can't wait to come back and fuck the shit out of Tina. She's sexy too. Fun place and would definitely come again if I'm ever in Seattle.

No doubt they have good service and girls atm. A couple of questions though: they didn't upsell their services, for the same cost at other places but only get half of the time? Was the service rushed? It was a significant disappointment for me when the service was rushed.

[DamianDono]

Do you guys have any recommendations for something near the Seatac airport? I've got a five hour layover there.

You could honestly probably Uber over to Bliss in Renton pretty quick!

[Shogun Hua]

I tried this place out. Its right on Highway 99, next to a Gerber collision and sports cards store called "Card Exchange". The parking lot basically faces the Highway, so you may want to park elsewhere if that's a concern. You walk in and there is a huge lobby, Emmy greeted me. Attractive, maybe 6. 5 face, 30's, MM D's, nice body, HWP, long black hair, maybe 5'4". She let me to a large room with a massage table, a couple of couches and a hanging chair. She spoke basic english, I asked for an hour and got an hour. Standard CFS. We took a shower before I left, that room was huge too, storage on one half and shower and table shower on the other half. She told me that body to body table shower is available. There was two other ladies, I only met Crystal. Taller, 7, she looked more slender.

[Herokenzan]

Do you guys have any recommendations for something near the Seatac airport? I've got a five hour layover there.

[Strong8090]

Was visiting a friend and we were out having some drinks and dinner and when he left to go back home I wanted to try one of the massage parlors out here before going back to my hotel. I saw some good reviews on Bliss, so I made my way over. Tina answered the door, but I asked for Angela the squirter. LOL. Tina is hot as fuck and has probably the best ass on an Asian girl and a huge set of titties. She took me to the room and after about a minute Angela's sexy ass walks in. The other reviews on Angela were very accurate, she's hot and has a beautiful body and her face is gorgeous. We kiss for a little while and fondle each other a little bit until I asked to go to the shower. They only have a standup shower, no table shower, but it was still a fun time. There was plenty of TUMA, BBBJ, P2 P grinding and rubbing. A lot of fun! Angela dries me off and then takes me back to the room, she leaves for a minute to get the supplies, and when she comes back more DFK, and more deep throat BBBJ, I even faced fucked her for a little bit in the Tiffany position with her head hanging off the bed. . I ate that beautiful little pussy until she was naturally wet and then I asked her for the cover, and then put her in standing Mish so I can pound her while watching her big titties, bouncing all around. After a couple minutes of long, deep strokes, I pick up the pace, and she gets very vocal and pushes me out of her and squirt all over me, and she squirts a lot! I was a mess LOL. I gave her a minute and then put her doggy bent over the bed and fucked her nice and deep again until I hear her getting vocal again and then she reaches under and starts playing with her pussy, and I start going to town while she's playing with her self and all of a sudden she pushes me out of her again and squirts all over the bed and the floor. I decided to stay in doggy since her ass looks so good and hit it for another five minutes or so until I was close and then I ripped the condom and pumped a big load in her mouth. She let me rinse off in the shower again since we were so sweaty and then we laid there for a few minutes and talked. Time is up Tina came in to say hi again and they both walk me to the door. Angela is beautiful with a hot body and a huge turn on when she starts squirting, but I also can't wait to come back and fuck the shit out of Tina. She's sexy too. Fun place and would definitely come again if I'm ever in Seattle.

[AussieFury]

She is definitely on to-do list. I got to meet her briefly the other day while chatting with Iris before she left and Sindy seems fun.

Alyssa will be only managing up there, though, kinda like what Iris was doing, right?

So now that we know she is half-Thai, is it Cindy or Sindy? Iris spelled out for me as "C" but you wrote it S and told us to get it right. Oh does it even matter? Haha!

I thought it was Cindy but when I asked her how she spells it she grabbed my dick and flashed a Thai smile and said "S I N D Y".

So it MATTERS! Lololol