Massage Parlor Reports

[Tunacan Sam]

Appreciate you making an account & sharing the names Candy & June at CLC. But what do they look like? Where are the reviews, throw them both in one. I wouldn't know which one to ask for.

And I know you're speaking in generalities for the forum but know that I have posted about CLC multiple times as have generally had a good time there. I had multiple providers I had a great time with and repeated. But have also had okay times and I attribute that to it's hard to find out who is working. I've called, and they wouldn't give names over the phone. I've asked for a specific provider to repeat and they tried a switch on me where I had to ask again. They were also within 15 minutes from where I used to live, which made it easier. I would recommend CLC as well (but share when you have a session and see someone new. Please).

For SxL, heard good things but not generally down that way. I do want to see SxL Bebe / Tpro Carly at some point just once, ha.

Longtime reader, just made an account. I've been surprised how little love CLC and SXL get on this thread. As someone who's tried a ton of different options, I keep going back to those two for a consistently good time. Both are clean, comfortable, offer table showers and generally have good talent (not always). I've always thought the service at both has been a lot more pleasant and personal, they often times remember who you are and aren't rushing you out the door. Also, in terms of "skills" I feel like these places are pretty consistent from girl to girl and I've never been disappointed. Might not be the lowest prices in town but IMO worth the extra $$.

SXL Emily, Kelly and Bebe are always great options. CLC rotates a lot but recently had great experiences with Candy and June.

Just my two cents but always wondered why they don't get the hype of some of these other places.

[Slvgg1]

Stopped by to check out the scene for science busy street but looks like a legit place.

I get in and this beautiful girl looked mid 20's answered the door cute face nice lips soft hand. Had very poor English skills but that's okay I didn't come for a conversation.

Sophia did a incredible massage absolutely great half way through I thought to myself a real massage isn't a bad thing. Gave up hope, then she leaves the room and comes back with a pillow on the turn around man she really chuned me up the look she was giving like she was in love it was nice great technique drained me. So I thought after finishing she kept going and started whispering in my ear if I wanted more and kept going and got a second one out of me completely drained she made sure of that.

10/10 would come again.

Even though it was a churn it felt more satisfying then seeing these other ones for a full serv.

[Jayp80]

Anyone have any good experiences with locations that offer great 4 hand, 2 girls? Preferably full service in the burbs with bbb?

Thanks!

Never had a good experience with 4 hands, one girl is always going to be doing all the work while the other girl is just going to call you baby and make fake moaning noises, you're also probably never getting girl on girl either. At an AMP, I'd just do 2 sessions at different locations.

[BA4114]

Couldn't get into my normal spot so I went to Lucky Star on Broadway in a pinch. Called in advance and was met at the door by a really cute, granola-ish looking Asian girl with a really cute body and an anime look. A well-above-above average massage and a L1 finish that was incredibly sexy. Didn't get her name and don't know if more was on menu, didn't ask. Left feeling like a king.

Don't know if there is a rotation there, but I'd go back for that girl again.

[Layne123]

Anyone have any good experiences with locations that offer great 4 hand, 2 girls? Preferably full service in the burbs with bbb?

Thanks!

[FawkuAwe]

Went to red lantern and it's in some kind of a complex with multiple rooms. Choices of girls were not good so I chose a young 22 yr old. She was ok but the service is better else where. I BBBJCIM and she puked LOL.

[FellowMonger]

Who did you see?

Sorry I didn't ask for a name because I never plan on going back. She's probably mid 40's, b cup, no ass, just not worth at all LOL.

[ConfuciusMan]

I went to see Iris at Broadway spa today. I ask her if she has been busy. She says no. I can't believe guys don't want to see a cute young Thai girl. She gives a great massage and has a great attitude. She is cute and has a great ass on her. She always hugs me when I go into the room with her. She always polite and wants to please. Make sure you call and make appointment with her. We need to keep her here in Chicago not LA.

[ChiManXXX]

Would not recommend unless you're looking for a relatively cheap place. MT was alright, didn't catch her name as I didn't really care that much. Asked for $140 for CBJ and CFS which I guess is a decent deal but she's not that attractive so not really my thing. Upcharged $60 for BBJ which I paid but regretfully so.

Who did you see?

[Moss734]

Around 10 pm a few days ago I was in the mood for something quick before bed. Since I live relatively close to Chinatown, I figured I'd see if anything close by was open, so I contacted Superstar Spa from RM. I think there was a brief review a few months back here that was decent. I was told available within 15 minutes, so I agreed. Get there and it was Angel. She moved from her small efficiency apartment on the 24th to this one. The place is quite large but so cluttered since she obviously lives there now. There was a massage table with a blow-up doll and a table shower with stuff all over it. I don't think it's ever been used or hooked up. I should've just left, but I was already there, so I got naked. She stands next to the table, which I'm sharing half with that weird blow-up doll, gives me a few rubs, and starts to put the condom on. I told her to hold on and shut my eyes to jerk it myself to get it hard. She then told me to get up, and I got behind her to start out in what I think is standard doggy. Nope, she lays down and wants me to do lazy dog. The reason is she actually won't let me put it in and uses her hand underneath to pretend as if you are inserting. I'm getting annoyed and she won't let me raise her hips. She turns over to missionary, and the same thing happens; she won't actually let me put it in but tries to get me to lay on top of her and for her to use her hand again. I'm done at this point and just tell her to jerk me off. She keeps commenting. " it's not so easy sometimes for you guys, huh". My eyes are rolling out the back of my head. She's gained a little weight and the experience was so terrible that I didn't even want to go to any other providers for a few days. Last time with this girl, seriously all of the RM reviews in Chinatown lead back to Angel. If you want to quell the urge to see anybody else, go see her. The hhr at RL would've been a better choice for me that night.

[ChiManXXX]

My friend and I need time to relax who is new and has great feedback?

[FellowMonger]

Would not recommend unless you're looking for a relatively cheap place. MT was alright, didn't catch her name as I didn't really care that much. Asked for $140 for CBJ and CFS which I guess is a decent deal but she's not that attractive so not really my thing. Upcharged $60 for BBJ which I paid but regretfully so.

[ChiSoxFan]

Longtime reader, just made an account. I've been surprised how little love CLC and SXL get on this thread. As someone who's tried a ton of different options, I keep going back to those two for a consistently good time. Both are clean, comfortable, offer table showers and generally have good talent (not always). I've always thought the service at both has been a lot more pleasant and personal, they often times remember who you are and aren't rushing you out the door. Also, in terms of "skills" I feel like these places are pretty consistent from girl to girl and I've never been disappointed. Might not be the lowest prices in town but IMO worth the extra $$.

SXL Emily, Kelly and Bebe are always great options. CLC rotates a lot but recently had great experiences with Candy and June.

Just my two cents but always wondered why they don't get the hype of some of these other places.

[Baggio57]

Longer report in South burbs section, so this is an edited version:

Got there in the morning, paid for an hour, waited in the room for 15 minutes, no one came, dressed, got my money back and left.

Places was nice and clean, but that's about all I can report.

[Jbm1023]

Overall damage??

An even 3.