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**TopSaucy** · 07-13-24 14:08

So I text Jessica and she told me if its not her at the door looking like that I can just leave. I am still hesitant.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...iami/172969491

**DaGreatOne2345** · 07-12-24 20:40

Originally Posted by NCGold [View Original Post]

I saw Penelope on an overnight special. She is hot with a huge 36 DD rack. 5 foot 5, age 33, with probably one of the best asses have ever seen or hit. She is curvy. She like to drink so beware. I would call her curvy. Probably 150-155 lbs. Her pictures of tryst and Twitter are real plus 10 lbs. Full service DFK BBBJ. She like to drink and fuck but she is expensive. She has a Russian accent.

I'm not going to tell someone how to spend their money, but dude. Expensive is a massive understatement.

**DaGreatOne2345** · 07-12-24 20:39

Originally Posted by TopSaucy [View Original Post]

OK TOFTT again and did a car date with Chanel this LAZY piece or crap. Maybe one of the top 10 WORST bbj EVER. This one is in SLOW MOTION. 10 seconds in then stops, tell her to suck again, 10 seconds and stops after 3 times she juts pulls out a rubber and hands it to me so I figure let me try to do it and see if that's any better. Start to hit it missionary and she's complaining, tell her doggie and I started to smell her and lost my hardon. Asked her to suck me and get me hard again. Guess what 10 seconds and the lazy piece of crap just sits there and stares at my dick. I told her her to just leave gave her the money and didn't even want to waste another second.

These trash girls are killing me wasting my time and money.

Um, why did you even give her the money? Don't reward bad service. That's how scam artists win.

**NCGold** · 07-12-24 18:11

I saw Penelope on an overnight special. She is hot with a huge 36 DD rack. 5 foot 5, age 33, with probably one of the best asses have ever seen or hit. She is curvy. She like to drink so beware. I would call her curvy. Probably 150-155 lbs. Her pictures of tryst and Twitter are real plus 10 lbs. Full service DFK BBBJ. She like to drink and fuck but she is expensive. She has a Russian accent.

**ALstrK** · 07-12-24 02:14

Originally Posted by TopSaucy [View Original Post]

That link to her ad and pics isn't working. SMH.

Only Penelope I see on tryst is 1. 5 k an hour.

Lmaooooo.

**TopSaucy** · 07-12-24 01:04

That link to her ad and pics isn't working. SMH.

Originally Posted by NCGold [View Original Post]

Penelope is hot. Pictures real plus 10 lbs. Probably age 33.150 lbs. 165 1/2 CM. 36 DD enhanced. Russian blonde. Picture are her. Service is BBBJ. DFK. Full service. Penelope is nice. She drinks somewhat heavily so beware. She is hot awesome sex. Full service absolute beauty but at least medium size and curvy with an ass to die for. If you're in Miami and got cash enjoy.

**NCGold** · 07-11-24 22:55

Penelope is hot. Pictures real plus 10 lbs. Probably age 33.150 lbs. 165 1/2 CM. 36 DD enhanced. Russian blonde. Picture are her. Service is BBBJ. DFK. Full service. Penelope is nice. She drinks somewhat heavily so beware. She is hot awesome sex. Full service absolute beauty but at least medium size and curvy with an ass to die for. If you're in Miami and got cash enjoy.

**TopSaucy** · 07-11-24 18:22

OK TOFTT again and did a car date with Chanel this LAZY piece or crap. Maybe one of the top 10 WORST bbj EVER. This one is in SLOW MOTION. 10 seconds in then stops, tell her to suck again, 10 seconds and stops after 3 times she juts pulls out a rubber and hands it to me so I figure let me try to do it and see if that's any better. Start to hit it missionary and she's complaining, tell her doggie and I started to smell her and lost my hardon. Asked her to suck me and get me hard again. Guess what 10 seconds and the lazy piece of crap just sits there and stares at my dick. I told her her to just leave gave her the money and didn't even want to waste another second.

These trash girls are killing me wasting my time and money.

Originally Posted by TopSaucy [View Original Post]

I am almost positive I have seen reviews of her just can't find them. Hoping she isn't a problem, thinking of seeing her tonight.

https://escort13.com/post/86710032?currentPage=43

https://adultsearch.com/us/florida/m...scorts/3207881

https://honeyaffair.com/florida/miami-escorts/4134/

**TopSaucy** · 07-11-24 14:52

I am almost positive I have seen reviews of her just can't find them. Hoping she isn't a problem, thinking of seeing her tonight.

https://escort13.com/post/86710032?currentPage=43

https://adultsearch.com/us/florida/m...scorts/3207881

https://honeyaffair.com/florida/miami-escorts/4134/

**MiamiFun316** · 07-08-24 17:20

Originally Posted by BadAssCb91 [View Original Post]

LOL thank you guys for ruining this for me. I think this is my last review on this site.

Context?? The one who wrote this review was all from you. I see no bad replies to it.

**BadAss91** · 07-02-24 20:27

Originally Posted by BadAssCb91 [View Original Post]

I've seen her a couple of times since she started using her CuddleComfort profile. The first time, she took an Uber to my place and back, and I paid her $75. After that, we started having car dates, and I would give her $40. Sometimes, I would watch her pleasure herself with toys before she even touches me. One time, I went to see her at around 11 pm, but she made me wait in a parking lot for an hour. She said her child was awake because her daughter and friends were upset about some boyfriend issue. When she finally came out, she smelled like alcohol, performed oral sex on me, and I paid her $20 before heading out to Wynwood.

After that, things began to change. She started gaining weight, especially around her belly, and began telling a lot of lies about her job, car, family, and other things, along with making many excuses. She even once claimed her former roommate had a stroke and almost died, but later said they were moving out with their kids. Eventually, I found out she had a profile on Private Delights. When I messaged her from another number, she laughably asked for $200, which I just ignored.

Today was likely the final time I'll see her. She mentioned starting "work" at 11 am but suggested we meet at 1 pm for some fun. I agreed, figuring it would cost me less than $50. I picked her up in Hollywood to head towards her storage unit in Hallandale. She was dressed in flip flops and carrying a sizable backpack. When I inquired about her plans, she explained she had stopped by her friend's house to freshen up after "work. " I couldn't help but wonder why she needed to freshen up right after finishing work. Boyyy she looks like shit now with her face all fucked up (supposably because of her eating fish the other day). Upon arriving at her storage unit, she cracked open a Bud Light. It was then I decided this would be the last time I saw her. The session was awkward. After giving her $30, I dropped her off at the corner and went on my way.

I'm unsure what's happening with her. She seems to be constantly moving around because she doesn't have a stable place to stay. She always smells like alcohol and sometimes speaks slowly, like she is on drugs or something. Perhaps she's now a SW, but I really don't know for sure. I'm not going to lie tho, her BBBJ is straight fire. She is a screamer and she can cum several times (I tried counting once but I lost count). In my opinion, he's great but I don't think she's worth $200 because of the lies and bullshit.

LOL thank you guys for ruining this for me. I think this is my last review on this site.

**Pawgs** · 07-02-24 15:07

https://adultsearch.com/us/florida/b...scorts/2273949

Curious about seeing her, this post says boca but some of her other older posts say miami so I'm curious if anyone in the Miami area recalls seeing her? Any intel is appreciated, thanks.

**Nandez** · 07-02-24 14:41

Most of the girls I see offering outcalls don't have reviews. I've contacted several reviewed girls and they either don't offer outcalls or don't go to downtown.

I'd appreciate any recommendations.

**TopSaucy** · 06-28-24 11:13

Since I have had some shitty luck has anyone seen this girl?

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...iami/172217319#.

https://escort13.com/post/95297648?currentPage=5

https://backpagegals.com/user/profile/8158273

**TopSaucy** · 06-27-24 09:05

Its a shame how slow this forum is now, years ago it was unbelievably active. Anyway I TOFTT and went to see Lucia. I was literally 5 minutes away from where she was so I figured screw it I will take a chance. Well as expected the pics in the ad are total nonsense and definitely not her. In fact when she opened the door this big chunky dark Brazilian was standing in front of me. I needed to blow my load so I figured screw it I would stay. She was friendly and gave a decent BBJ but it was a bit rushed and she wanted to get right to fucking. So typical here. On goes the rubber and LOTS of lube which I hate. I didn't want to look at her so I decided to hit it doggie. Kind of a mistake because she actually had hair on her ass which really turned me off. I pumped as hard and fast as I could to blow my load and left. Needless to say I won't be back.

Originally Posted by TopSaucy [View Original Post]