Massage Parlor Reports

[KitWalker1967]

A $$ session is like a $20 steak. You get a 4 oz sirloin served a la carte in a to-go box.

In a place near JBLM, like New Spa, their target customers are intoxicated 20 year old army recruits who likely pay HF + $$ and are out the door in 20 minutes. They're YOUR competition. Your 2 x $ vs their 4 x $. Elsewhere, the standard handshake represents an opportunity cost that's directly proportional to the number of times the doorbell rings.

So $$ worth isn't measured in time. It's measured in tea-cups filled. If you don't want to be rushed, don't go to busy teahouses-or at least not during busy times of day.

You could also pay a little more, but that's frowned upon around here.

I've never hidden the fact that I always expect an unrushed hour and pay accordingly. If the tea is cold when I arrive, that's $$. If every seat is filled, I'll conspicuously drop a few extra bills on the arm of the chair "in case it takes longer". Visible cash has a calming effect on teahouse girls. YMMV.

I'm going hunting in the south end this afternoon. I'll report anything of note.

Cheers.

I get where you're going with this, but it doesn't change my decision about visiting that particular parlor. Considering my drive (I live up past Snohomish County), income and that I'm only good for one pop at my age, there are other affordable & satisfying hour-long options that work for me.

[AussieFury]

I'm down at Portland but my ATF just went to a new shop in Seattle. Since I can't go see her, go show her some love, she's in her 20's and the rest is up for you guys to decide if she's your type or not, and not to mention she gives a really good massage. I wanted to keep this in my own back pocket but since I couldn't visit might as well let you guys bring her some business.

What name she use? And what's ATF about her?

[AussieFury]

I wonder if this is "Lisa Massage" at 14000 and aurora. I don't see anything on Rubmaps.

Yep.

Micro spinners BeiBei (formerly at Lulu FedWay) and Tiny Yuki (formerly at Labella and Magnolia Renton).

[Seattle Ampfan]

I'm down at Portland but my ATF just went to a new shop in Seattle. Since I can't go see her, go show her some love, she's in her 20's and the rest is up for you guys to decide if she's your type or not, and not to mention she gives a really good massage. I wanted to keep this in my own back pocket but since I couldn't visit might as well let you guys bring her some business.

143rd and Aurora doesn't look like an intersection that has an AMP. Maybe you could be more specific? Years ago there was a place on 143rd a half block west of Aurora. Also does she have a name?

[PnwVette]

Cool. Mind dropping a address or link to the address?

Here is the number I have. 425-529-4617.

[NatePnw]

I wonder if this is "Lisa Massage" at 14000 and aurora. I don't see anything on Rubmaps.

Didn't realize there's another shop this close; no it's not Lisa it's the new shop next to a pawn shop.

[Shogun Hua]

I'm down at Portland but my ATF just went to a new shop in Seattle. Since I can't go see her, go show her some love, she's in her 20's and the rest is up for you guys to decide if she's your type or not, and not to mention she gives a really good massage. I wanted to keep this in my own back pocket but since I couldn't visit might as well let you guys bring her some business.

I wonder if this is "Lisa Massage" at 14000 and aurora. I don't see anything on Rubmaps.

[FlyingGolfball]

Elsewhere, the standard handshake represents an opportunity cost that's directly proportional to the number of times the doorbell rings.

So $$ worth isn't measured in time. It's measured in tea-cups filled. If you don't want to be rushed, don't go to busy teahouses-or at least not during busy times of day.

You could also pay a little more, but that's frowned upon around here.

They were still busy so not sure if it's directly proportional to the number of times the doorbell rings. Place like Shanghai figured it out and created a mamasan who can also jump in case of emergency. I always tip the girls if the session was not by a script and unrushed.

But yes, I do agree the most part of what you said.

[DirtBurgler]

Two hundred for thirty minutes and no massage? I'll pass on this place.

A $$ session is like a $20 steak. You get a 4 oz sirloin served a la carte in a to-go box.

In a place near JBLM, like New Spa, their target customers are intoxicated 20 year old army recruits who likely pay HF + $$ and are out the door in 20 minutes. They're YOUR competition. Your 2 x $ vs their 4 x $. Elsewhere, the standard handshake represents an opportunity cost that's directly proportional to the number of times the doorbell rings.

So $$ worth isn't measured in time. It's measured in tea-cups filled. If you don't want to be rushed, don't go to busy teahouses-or at least not during busy times of day.

You could also pay a little more, but that's frowned upon around here.

I've never hidden the fact that I always expect an unrushed hour and pay accordingly. If the tea is cold when I arrive, that's $$. If every seat is filled, I'll conspicuously drop a few extra bills on the arm of the chair "in case it takes longer". Visible cash has a calming effect on teahouse girls. YMMV.

I'm going hunting in the south end this afternoon. I'll report anything of note.

Cheers.

[NatePnw]

I'm down at Portland but my ATF just went to a new shop in Seattle. Since I can't go see her, go show her some love, she's in her 20's and the rest is up for you guys to decide if she's your type or not, and not to mention she gives a really good massage. I wanted to keep this in my own back pocket but since I couldn't visit might as well let you guys bring her some business.

[Mrzow]

Cool. Mind dropping a address or link to the address?

Yes, that is the same Jolie. I knew she was going to be a little more than the "Aussie Special". I dropped $$$ and had a great time! She didn't try to negotiate or ask for additional tips (YMMV). I have found (with my usuals) that they usually will reduce the more they know you (if they like you).

This is not the house with the gravel driveway. Much nicer place and I highly doubt its part of the group you're talking about. This one is by South Center.

[PnwVette]

Is this Jolie from Diva in Renton? She's a pretty Viet who use to work as "Jenny Saya" on TNA, if memory serves.

Did you visit the same Tukwila house that's got a gravel driveway? 5155 S 160th? If yes I believe that's owned by the same Chinese group that owns Diva, Fortune, CK, etc.

What was house fee and how was the tipping? Last time I saw Jolie at Diva it was upsell upsell and complaints about too low of tips.

Yes, that is the same Jolie. I knew she was going to be a little more than the "Aussie Special". I dropped $$$ and had a great time! She didn't try to negotiate or ask for additional tips (YMMV). I have found (with my usuals) that they usually will reduce the more they know you (if they like you).

This is not the house with the gravel driveway. Much nicer place and I highly doubt its part of the group you're talking about. This one is by South Center.

[KitWalker1967]

I asked, why so fast? She said 200 for half an hour. I said, really? It would've been nice to know before the session. She explained how much she has to pay her boss and her tip. I asked her if she could inform folks like myself about the rate beforehand because lots of people might think 2. Will get them a full hr.

The clock hits 30 minutes mark, I got up, dressed, and left the building. No massage was offered or given due to time.

Is Angela hot? She is gorgeous. Her body, her look, 10/10.

Her skill? Pretty good, I would say, but her rushing me was a turnoff, IMHO.

Would I return? Probably not, but maybe if I have known how much I should've paid her for full hour, I might have enjoyed more.

Should've gone to my regulars. My own bad.

Two hundred for thirty minutes and no massage? I'll pass on this place.

[AussieFury]

I was referred to this house by another provider. Really nice house in Tukwila, but not in a neighborhood.

When I arrived I saw a woman that I had seen at various places, but I had never tried her. Her name is Jolie. Very attractive auntie with a smokin body. Has had some enhancements, but done very well. Gave a decent massage and became very sensual during the festivities. I will do a return session with her.

She introduced me to a Colombian girl (Paula) as I was leaving. Total smoke show! Might be fun to do a 4 hands with them both.

Is this Jolie from Diva in Renton? She's a pretty Viet who use to work as "Jenny Saya" on TNA, if memory serves.

Did you visit the same Tukwila house that's got a gravel driveway? 5155 S 160th? If yes I believe that's owned by the same Chinese group that owns Diva, Fortune, CK, etc.

What was house fee and how was the tipping? Last time I saw Jolie at Diva it was upsell upsell and complaints about too low of tips.

[FlyingGolfball]

Total damage was 2. 5 for 30 Minutes.

I really really really hoped they would be a great addition to Good and Shanghai.

Both places also had to learn in hard way how to manage the traffic so I truly hope Bliss management would take the hint and run the shop in better way to control the flow.

Until then, I have to miss out on hot Angela and visit my regulars.