Massage Parlor Reports

[Part Time Guy]

New user; been trying to register for quite some time, wouldn't work. This forum has been an interesting discovery for me -- even though the comments are weirdly cryptic at times, I was able to find Rose Massage a few months ago and have visited a few times. Nice thing about that place is that the L1 is a given; there seems to be no question about it. The trade off, in my opinion, is that the massages themselves are just mediocr . . . SNIP

As a fellow west-sider, thank you for the efforts and info. Hopefully other readers will use the info wisely and not stampede to a certain place and say dumb things or act like idiots as referenced below about Massage Healthy. I didn't read the posts by the two senior posters who recently got banned for discouraging sharing of info, but I would bet money it wasn't to avoid cops reading stuff. What has harmed the scene in this town, especially on the west side mostly hasn't been LE, it has been fellow mongers acting like idiots and scaring the AMP ladies to go legit or move shop. Lyla and Mimi had to close Wellness in EP and move down to Burnsville because some asshole started screaming at one of the ladies when he didn't get an HE, screaming enough that another business in the building called the cops. I would have liked to have wrung that guy's neck because his dumb ass meant I went from a 10 minute drive to a 35 minute drive to see Lyla. Please just be chill, people.

[Fisher4899]

I've been a frequent visitor to Maple Leaf for the last few months, so last night I called and asked if Mia was working?

There was a pause and the lady on the phone said she didn't work there anymore and they have other girls. Hmmm. Can anyone confirm this? I'm guessing she is still there, but just became too popular from everyone calling and asking for her maybe? Feel free to DM if you know anything.

[Mtfrancis763]

I'm going to stop in at sun spa in Champlain tomorrow and check it out. Anyone here visit and have anything to report? Either way I'm due for any massage treatment. I'll try and leave a report when I finish.

How'd your "treatment" go? I've been there a few times. The owner is attractive and gives a good massage, but no luck.

[Loran70]

I called and made an appointment with a provider at Maple, and when I arrived, Joanna, grabbed my arm and rushed me into the room. I said I was here to see XYZ, and Joanna said XYZ is on vacation, you see me. So I saw Joanna, and had fun. Upon leaving, I encounted XYZ and see asked me why I didn't see her? I told her that Joanna said she was on vacation. XYZ frowned and gave a nasty look at Joanna for poaching her customer. This has happened twice since May.

[Ridley1991]

Anyone know of this place?

Relax Oasis.

[Part Time Guy]

Update on Massage Healthy, I'm not sure the lady is enjoying her sudden celebrity status.

She has a surprisingly good firm pressure massage, I plan on going back just for that reason. She is a little odd, but very nice overall.

To anyone else planning on stopping in; do not expect to get FS on the first visit, if ever. She had a whole speech that one of her new customers told her he heard she did FS online. Please do not tell a provider that people are talking about them online, let alone what services they supposedly offer.

Disappointing someone would be so foolish as to mention anything about online talk to a provider who does not advertise. Be smarter, people. This is not rocket science. Don't be pushy, don't act entitled, the AMP ladies don't owe you anything beyond a decent massage. If you want more to be on the table, learn to be subtle. In this town I would never even go for FS on a first visit. Put some time in and earn it, build a little rapport with the lady. Sheesh. Other towns have AMPs that are pretty openly FS all the time and barely even bother with the pretense of massage, but we don't have that here, so act accordingly.

I swung by Massage Healthy earlier in the week and can echo what Green Rider says about the massage part, it was way better than average for an AMP, possibly the best I have had. Better than 80% of the massages I have gotten at Massage Envy, tbh. On the flip she went to drape with a question on her face, I just smiled and said we don't need that. At the end she saw what needed attention, asked if I was a cop, when I said no she said, "then I take care of you". Whatever others have eventually gotten to with this lady didn't remove the need for me to read the room, she was clearly a little hesitant, so no pushing from me, let her make the move. I got a nice finish and tipped above average because the massage was just so good. I might be back just for the massage, but I personally don't think I find her attractive enough to want to go past HE with her even if there is more. Others who have been there more, is it just the one lady, KC (or casey or whatever) or is there a second lady? That was not clear to me, it is a big enough space for two providers.

[Green Rider]

Update on Massage Healthy, I'm not sure the lady is enjoying her sudden celebrity status.

She has a surprisingly good firm pressure massage, I plan on going back just for that reason. She is a little odd, but very nice overall.

To anyone else planning on stopping in; do not expect to get FS on the first visit, if ever. She had a whole speech that one of her new customers told her he heard she did FS online. Please do not tell a provider that people are talking about them online, let alone what services they supposedly offer.

[MN5504]

Looks like Eastern Massage has closed down. I stopped in once and it was a combination of mediocre massage and DIY only so it's not a great loss.

Has anyone been to Rose Lake Massage in WBL?

I haven't gotten a HE in WBL since 2014.

I think they're all legit there now, despite a few having "that look".

[Green Rider]

Looks like Eastern Massage has closed down. I stopped in once and it was a combination of mediocre massage and DIY only so it's not a great loss.

Has anyone been to Rose Lake Massage in WBL?

[WalkMyDog]

Based on my call to them it's all the same folks so I'm probably not going to stop in. I asked if they had any new folks or younger gals and the Owner chuckled and said no.

Any update on Trudys? I always left happy at the old place but god was it disappointing at times. The young one shouldn't be allowed to work there, she never sends you off happy. Had to ask each time I got her to swap out with someone else. Best one I had there was a year ago, very soft light touch no massage whatsoever. Older lady but I prefer them because they know why we're there and aren't afraid to play.

[WalkMyDog]

Went back to the south suburbs to a place I haven't been to in about 8 months, that also has the best massage tables / futon style I've ever laid on. It was reported on here that they're probably legit. Well, I can say they're the same as they were from the beginning of the first reports. Anyhow, walked in paid the standard 1 hr fee. Two ladies at counter both probably 38- 41 yrs old. Was escorted into room and winked at, girl I knew from 8 months ago came in and spanked me (a lot of spanking and spreading in session) and said "wow long time no see". Fast forward, some serious teasing, kissed, always placing tits in face (clothing on), more teasing, touching allowed (hands was everywhere), Special L1 finish with her sitting on top. $55 tip w / kiss included. Mentioned that she will go FS for $$ I'm 39 yrs old and don't look bad. So, all experiences won't be the same. But, most of you already been here. Still, someone who is willing to go FS? That's rare. Spendy, but rare. Responding to senior members only with 90+ posts.

Anyone know of this place?

[WalkMyDog]

Please stay away at all costs. Charges tax on cc transactions. Tried 30 min futon option. Towel and sheets were soaked. Draped entire time no teasing no flip at all. Waste of time and money.

[Bux3013]

Went to the one off horizon st near the sports bar. Older lady, gave a decent massage. A title but of teasing right before the flip. Ending was ok. She did slide her finger in my hole which was a first for me.

[WalkMyDog]

New to the site. Finally realized rubmaps was a waste of money LOL. I've been mongering for years, but seems this place is pretty rough for us. Anyways I'm interested in finding a spot for a decent pm. I'm a stubborn guy so I like to stick with who and what I know. But I'm tired of the same jackhammer technique at sunshine and overpriced bs at Eden. Feel free to dm me any recommendations. Thanks.

[Member #6898]

Your Shoreview visit is a little lack laster. All services are offered. (She is an odd lady, but super sweet.). Bring your own wrapper FYI.

**Do Not DM On This* Read the post viewer that is all I will say. Got to protect the DM's from blowing up asking the same question just answered.

I'm surprised she's allowed you to get that far. She's always yammering about trying to be lowkey and so hesitant to perform extra services that might jeopardize that. I stopped seeing her because she kept being annoying about it.