Massage Parlor Reports

[DirtBurgler]

Two hundred for thirty minutes and no massage? I'll pass on this place.

A $$ session is like a $20 steak. You get a 4 oz sirloin served a la carte in a to-go box.

In a place near JBLM, like New Spa, their target customers are intoxicated 20 year old army recruits who likely pay HF + $$ and are out the door in 20 minutes. They're YOUR competition. Your 2 x $ vs their 4 x $. Elsewhere, the standard handshake represents an opportunity cost that's directly proportional to the number of times the doorbell rings.

So $$ worth isn't measured in time. It's measured in tea-cups filled. If you don't want to be rushed, don't go to busy teahouses-or at least not during busy times of day.

You could also pay a little more, but that's frowned upon around here.

I've never hidden the fact that I always expect an unrushed hour and pay accordingly. If the tea is cold when I arrive, that's $$. If every seat is filled, I'll conspicuously drop a few extra bills on the arm of the chair "in case it takes longer". Visible cash has a calming effect on teahouse girls. YMMV.

I'm going hunting in the south end this afternoon. I'll report anything of note.

Cheers.

[NatePnw]

I'm down at Portland but my ATF just went to a new shop in Seattle. Since I can't go see her, go show her some love, she's in her 20's and the rest is up for you guys to decide if she's your type or not, and not to mention she gives a really good massage. I wanted to keep this in my own back pocket but since I couldn't visit might as well let you guys bring her some business.

[Mrzow]

Cool. Mind dropping a address or link to the address?

Yes, that is the same Jolie. I knew she was going to be a little more than the "Aussie Special". I dropped $$$ and had a great time! She didn't try to negotiate or ask for additional tips (YMMV). I have found (with my usuals) that they usually will reduce the more they know you (if they like you).

This is not the house with the gravel driveway. Much nicer place and I highly doubt its part of the group you're talking about. This one is by South Center.

[PnwVette]

Is this Jolie from Diva in Renton? She's a pretty Viet who use to work as "Jenny Saya" on TNA, if memory serves.

Did you visit the same Tukwila house that's got a gravel driveway? 5155 S 160th? If yes I believe that's owned by the same Chinese group that owns Diva, Fortune, CK, etc.

What was house fee and how was the tipping? Last time I saw Jolie at Diva it was upsell upsell and complaints about too low of tips.

Yes, that is the same Jolie. I knew she was going to be a little more than the "Aussie Special". I dropped $$$ and had a great time! She didn't try to negotiate or ask for additional tips (YMMV). I have found (with my usuals) that they usually will reduce the more they know you (if they like you).

This is not the house with the gravel driveway. Much nicer place and I highly doubt its part of the group you're talking about. This one is by South Center.

[KitWalker1967]

I asked, why so fast? She said 200 for half an hour. I said, really? It would've been nice to know before the session. She explained how much she has to pay her boss and her tip. I asked her if she could inform folks like myself about the rate beforehand because lots of people might think 2. Will get them a full hr.

The clock hits 30 minutes mark, I got up, dressed, and left the building. No massage was offered or given due to time.

Is Angela hot? She is gorgeous. Her body, her look, 10/10.

Her skill? Pretty good, I would say, but her rushing me was a turnoff, IMHO.

Would I return? Probably not, but maybe if I have known how much I should've paid her for full hour, I might have enjoyed more.

Should've gone to my regulars. My own bad.

Two hundred for thirty minutes and no massage? I'll pass on this place.

[AussieFury]

I was referred to this house by another provider. Really nice house in Tukwila, but not in a neighborhood.

When I arrived I saw a woman that I had seen at various places, but I had never tried her. Her name is Jolie. Very attractive auntie with a smokin body. Has had some enhancements, but done very well. Gave a decent massage and became very sensual during the festivities. I will do a return session with her.

She introduced me to a Colombian girl (Paula) as I was leaving. Total smoke show! Might be fun to do a 4 hands with them both.

Is this Jolie from Diva in Renton? She's a pretty Viet who use to work as "Jenny Saya" on TNA, if memory serves.

Did you visit the same Tukwila house that's got a gravel driveway? 5155 S 160th? If yes I believe that's owned by the same Chinese group that owns Diva, Fortune, CK, etc.

What was house fee and how was the tipping? Last time I saw Jolie at Diva it was upsell upsell and complaints about too low of tips.

[FlyingGolfball]

Total damage was 2. 5 for 30 Minutes.

I really really really hoped they would be a great addition to Good and Shanghai.

Both places also had to learn in hard way how to manage the traffic so I truly hope Bliss management would take the hint and run the shop in better way to control the flow.

Until then, I have to miss out on hot Angela and visit my regulars.

[PnwVette]

I was referred to this house by another provider. Really nice house in Tukwila, but not in a neighborhood.

When I arrived I saw a woman that I had seen at various places, but I had never tried her. Her name is Jolie. Very attractive auntie with a smokin body. Has had some enhancements, but done very well. Gave a decent massage and became very sensual during the festivities. I will do a return session with her.

She introduced me to a Colombian girl (Paula) as I was leaving. Total smoke show! Might be fun to do a 4 hands with them both.

[DatyMan007]

Welp with the 4th festivities behind decided to drop by Bliss for a much needed relaxation. Only saw but 1 car on the gravel lot so things seemed to be in order for a great uninterrupted relaxation. Went in without an appointment with hopes to see Angela that has recently gotten raving reviews. Stood at door at the top of stairs for a minute or so and Tina opened the door She was definitely in the middle of a session I asked for Angela and was led to the room with the Faux stained glass door. Was advised she would be available shortly. The room has large monitor with 4 channel surveillance cam. About 5 minutes into my wait in comes Angela kinda sweating (apparently it was the hot towel Time for her current session) handed over the 2 bills for the Hour and was advised to get comfortable. Must have been waiting for about 15 minutes or so and saw a fellow monger leaving and walking across the street. In comes Angela looking lovely and another Fellow monger comes in. He was greeted by Tina and Tina called out for Angela. Appears Angela had an appointment and I heard some back and forth from Tina&Angela. He was lead to a room and shortly after Tina's current appointment was headed out the door. Angela comes back in and immediately starts getting comfortable. Instantly My session was straight to a jackhammer HJ DFK and aggressive BBBJ very toothy. I asked about squirting and was up charged another. 5 I said what the hell I'm here already let's see what she's all about. Soon as the cover came on in comes yet another Monger and again Angela goes to answer the door. He was led to some other room. Back comes Angela and says time is almost up so had to speed things up I said I paid for the hour Angela says that my donation only covers half hour. I opted for BBBCIM and there as no squirt took my loss and definitely won't repete. Angela is a solid 8 bod, 9 face and I'm sure service is normally a 10 but not this time. Gals are definitely overworked by management and the recent hype. Till her / Bliss demand goes down or additional help gets brought in I won't be back.

Total damage was 2. 5 for 30 Minutes.

[DatyMan007]

Welp with the 4th festivities behind decided to drop by Bliss for a much needed relaxation. Only saw but 1 car on the gravel lot so things seemed to be in order for a great uninterrupted relaxation. Went in without an appointment with hopes to see Angela that has recently gotten raving reviews. Stood at door at the top of stairs for a minute or so and Tina opened the door She was definitely in the middle of a session I asked for Angela and was led to the room with the Faux stained glass door. Was advised she would be available shortly. The room has large monitor with 4 channel surveillance cam. About 5 minutes into my wait in comes Angela kinda sweating (apparently it was the hot towel Time for her current session) handed over the 2 bills for the Hour and was advised to get comfortable. Must have been waiting for about 15 minutes or so and saw a fellow monger leaving and walking across the street. In comes Angela looking lovely and another Fellow monger comes in. He was greeted by Tina and Tina called out for Angela. Appears Angela had an appointment and I heard some back and forth from Tina&Angela. He was lead to a room and shortly after Tina's current appointment was headed out the door. Angela comes back in and immediately starts getting comfortable. Instantly My session was straight to a jackhammer HJ DFK and aggressive BBBJ very toothy. I asked about squirting and was up charged another. 5 I said what the hell I'm here already let's see what she's all about. Soon as the cover came on in comes yet another Monger and again Angela goes to answer the door. He was led to some other room. Back comes Angela and says time is almost up so had to speed things up I said I paid for the hour Angela says that my donation only covers half hour. I opted for BBBCIM and there as no squirt took my loss and definitely won't repete. Angela is a solid 8 bod, 9 face and I'm sure service is normally a 10 but not this time. Gals are definitely overworked by management and the recent hype. Till her / Bliss demand goes down or additional help gets brought in I won't be back.

[Dink9873]

The other forum had RAVE reviews about Angela so had to check out the place.

Same deal I had with Angela. 2 bills for 30 minutes. Rushed. Hot body, nice service. Maybe worth it for BBFS.

[Hman206]

Good:

Candy: Like Coco with big tits. Adorable naughty GFE princess. You are a fool if you miss her.

Nancy: I can verify hot but haven't had a session. Good reports from trustable sources tho.

Cindy: Tiny and cute with sharp features. Reports of good service but she's not my style.

Bliss:

Tina: SuperMILF. There's nothing like a hot confident MILF with no gag reflex. DEEEEEEEEP throat queen.

Angela: The only thing missing from our porn scene was the camera. Wild PSE. You are a fool if you miss her.

Highland and Diva:

Upsell and rush.

A-Spa:

Reports of FS but haven't confirmed.

Magnolia:

Haven't been this month but it's always hit or miss her because it's owned by the CFG.

Everywhere else is HJ only.

How does Candy compare to Coco look wise?

[Mema9700]

Hello where do you all go for a good massage in Kirkland / Redmond / Bellevue? Ideally from someone attractive. Extra appreciated but not must.

Thanks!

[WhatUpp]

New place opened up in redmond. Has anyone tried out yet?

[FlyingGolfball]

The other forum had RAVE reviews about Angela so had to check out the place.

Called the night before but no answer but thankfully I was nearby so just decided to stop by to make an appt. Also nice to see the face beforehand. Got to meet see Angela and booked morning appt with her last night. Asked her 200 ok for everything? She said, yes, baby.

Pulled into the parking lot at the appt time. Opened the door and knocked the 2nd floor entrance. No answer. I hear girls laughing and talking downstairs. Assumed they were having breakfast. I called "hello" and knocked the door. No answer. I called Angela via app, she picked up and both Tina and Angela walked out and led me to the room #6. I handed her 2. As promised with small gift. Honestly, I think they have one of the best spots for AMPs. Remote building, nice and big clean rooms.

Angela told me to strip down and wait for her. I checked the clock, now it's 10 minutes past my appt time. I wait for her about 2 minutes or less, she walks in with blue shot. Took it and got to the action.

A minute or half of DFK, then straight to 69. A few minutes of hot 69 action, I felt the cover goes on. I thought, hmmm, that's quick? 69, standing Mish, Mish to finish. She told me to CIM so I quickly pulled out while Mish and she sucked every drop out of my body. I looked up, now it's 20 minutes past my appt time. She said she brings hot towel and clean me up. She did and we laid down for 5 minutes chatting. I asked, why so fast? She said 200 for half an hour. I said, really? It would've been nice to know before the session. She explained how much she has to pay her boss and her tip. I asked her if she could inform folks like myself about the rate beforehand because lots of people might think 2. Will get them a full hr.

The clock hits 30 minutes mark, I got up, dressed, and left the building. No massage was offered or given due to time.

Is Angela hot? She is gorgeous. Her body, her look, 10/10.

Her skill? Pretty good, I would say, but her rushing me was a turnoff, IMHO.

Would I return? Probably not, but maybe if I have known how much I should've paid her for full hour, I might have enjoyed more.

Should've gone to my regulars. My own bad.