Rants and Stupid shit in Orange County

[Lift Her Up]

Yes. Good post. Actually you can quantify it a bit. If 20% of our lady friends have some extra lifeforms who have colonized their love canals, then every time you go for a BB romp, there is an 80% chance you come home clean. But if you go once a week for three months with some BB fun, your odds of not getting anything are 0. 812 = about 7%. So that means you have a 93% of getting something nasty in that 3 month period. Over a single year, its essentially 100% chance. Some things can be cured with antibiotics, but some things are for life. Maybe better to meet a girl on the beach or in the market for the BB. As Dirty Harry might say "Do you feel lucky today? Well do you punk?

Hooray, there's someone out there who understands joint probability. Too bad the text software deleted the circumflex or maybe the double asterisk between the 8 and the 1, LOL. I would just add that the chance of getting infected from an infected girl is less than 1. For catching HIV through the vagina I've read anywhere from 1/1000 to 1/400 for one fuck. I imagine it's a lot higher for syph or clap but I don't know what it is. Is there a public health expert in our group who can add to this?

Lift Her Up.

[Encino Chad]

Yapping alert / disclaimer.

Man, what the hell is up with the rotation of girls in AMPs.

Like, I finally have time to catch up on some recommendations from some mongers on here, then by the time I get to them, the ladies that I want to try out are not there anymore. And a lot of recommendations are from fresh reviews as well from places that haven't been shut down.

This some limited-time only bs loll.

The only thing I could think of is that they're following the cinema / theater model where new releases brings peeps to the theater to buy tickets, in this case, we're buying "tickets" to "see" 304's. Idk, I just think this whole rotation thing is dumb.

[MongerSeeker]

This is odd you wonder what customers they are hoping for. In TJ there is a lot of Trannies on Primera st. There is a least 10-12 of them. What guy would knowingly pickup a trannie. !!

It's hard to tell if they're the same person. After visiting an nearby AMP last night, I decided to stop by again to do some research. As I was leaving and headed back towards the freeway, I stopped by the 2 blondes standing next to the intersection. They took one look at me and said "You wouldn't want us" in a very deep manly voice. LOL. I got out of there fast.

[DarkRoomDaddy]

STDs are transmitted via connect with infected persons. More sex means higher odds of meeting infected persons. If you have sex with a higher risk person your risk is higher. Rinsing the pussy and the mouth in between sex doesn't prevent transmission.

Yes. Good post. Actually you can quantify it a bit. If 20% of our lady friends have some extra lifeforms who have colonized their love canals, then every time you go for a BB romp, there is an 80% chance you come home clean. But if you go once a week for three months with some BB fun, your odds of not getting anything are 0. 812 = about 7%. So that means you have a 93% of getting something nasty in that 3 month period. Over a single year, its essentially 100% chance. Some things can be cured with antibiotics, but some things are for life. Maybe better to meet a girl on the beach or in the market for the BB. As Dirty Harry might say "Do you feel lucky today? Well do you punk?

[Admin2]

Unless something changed recently that ws not announced by others, but if you claim she is down with EVERYTHING, that is a huge claim there bud. She down for greek? She down for BBFS? I had Lisa on multiple occasions, those 2 are part of EVERYTHING, but she was not up for it or was offered with extra donstion either, care to elaborate? You know who from Right spa was down for absolutely everything Yaya was, pretty sure that was known at the end that she was literally down for EVERYTHING.

And not sure what were you trying to spell out with that cap use on single letter there?

Who in the fuck are you to tell him what he should or should not post?

This forum is a place for guys to talk about pussy, it's not here for you to review their posts, if you have some stupid shit like this to say in the future then bring it to this thread. It's not just you, I just wasted 20 minutes finding and moving 19 posts from a review thread to this thread.

Let me break it down for those who are intellectually challenged. You read about pussy, you go fuck the pussy, then you write about pussy. On review threads it's all about the pussy.

Don't make me do this again or some of you seniors who are used to being bullies are going to find yourselves back on moderation.

Same thing goes to you guys saying somebody is a shill. Use the report post button so we can check them out, we fucking hate shills as well.

I get so sick of fucking babysitting.

A2

[Slammer6008]

I did not say "she is down for everything", Bud. You didn't include golden shower in your everything. If that's how my "everything" was interpreted, let me clarify. When I said she agreed to everything, I figured that listing what services were provided right after would entail everything she agreed to.

What can I say? She's service oriented? She's agreeable?

All I can say is that she provided great service. In case I wasn't clear, no Greek, no BBFS, no Golden Shower, nothing extreme.

Sorry that I was excited writing the review. You said you've seen her. I hope you understand where I'm coming from. I also understand that some people could misinterpret what was stated. I'll leave it at that..

Hey Sam you did great!

[Samurai316]

Unless something changed recently that ws not announced by others, but if you claim she is down with EVERYTHING, that is a huge claim there bud. She down for greek? She down for BBFS? I had Lisa on multiple occasions, those 2 are part of EVERYTHING, but she was not up for it or was offered with extra donstion either, care to elaborate? You know who from Right spa was down for absolutely everything Yaya was, pretty sure that was known at the end that she was literally down for EVERYTHING.

And not sure what were you trying to spell out with that cap use on single letter there?

I did not say "she is down for everything", Bud. You didn't include golden shower in your everything. If that's how my "everything" was interpreted, let me clarify. When I said she agreed to everything, I figured that listing what services were provided right after would entail everything she agreed to.

What can I say? She's service oriented? She's agreeable?

All I can say is that she provided great service. In case I wasn't clear, no Greek, no BBFS, no Golden Shower, nothing extreme.

Sorry that I was excited writing the review. You said you've seen her. I hope you understand where I'm coming from. I also understand that some people could misinterpret what was stated. I'll leave it at that.

Not sure what you mean by the single capital letter. Expense not applicable changed when it posted. E: not applicable bc it's the standard pricing. No discounts, just the same. 5 and 1. 4 charge.

[Gcoupemt]

Unless something changed recently that ws not announced by others, but if you claim she is down with EVERYTHING, that is a huge claim there bud. She down for greek? She down for BBFS? I had Lisa on multiple occasions, those 2 are part of EVERYTHING, but she was not up for it or was offered with extra donstion either, care to elaborate? You know who from Right spa was down for absolutely everything Yaya was, pretty sure that was known at the end that she was literally down for EVERYTHING.

And not sure what were you trying to spell out with that cap use on single letter there?

Let me help you out my guy. Classic LASER rating template:

Looks.

Attitude.

Sex.

Expense.

Repeat.

So you mean I've been getting short changed all this time? Provider- "what do you want?" me- "EVERYTHING". Provider goes to get "supplies" and CFS ensues. I thought EVERYTHING meant I don't want HJ or BJ. I could've been getting greek and BBFS when they agreed to EVERYTHING? I want my money back.

[Faceless1]

Man o man. Lisa at right spa is a total doll. Good kisser (not great, but really good). Amazing Oral. Thin. Looks like mid thirties (late twenties looks but I know how they function). I couldn't believe she was real. It was like"you're servicing me? Tasty kitty. Just great service all around.

L: 9/10. Thin, nice boobs, nice small ass. Stands at about 5'3". Gorgeous face. If she was slightly younger and had a little more back side I'd say 10/10.

A: 10/10. Was down, agreed to everything. Just great attitude.

S: 10/10. I nearly popped from kissing, BBBJ, bls, Daty, and ultimately finished in ACG. I think I was just crushed by her incredibly hot looks imo that I couldn't keep it together.

E: and / a. Standard pricing. Worth it.

Are: For Sure 10/10.

Hope this helps. Idk what it was about her, but I thought she was drop dead gorgeous.

Samurai 316.

Unless something changed recently that ws not announced by others, but if you claim she is down with EVERYTHING, that is a huge claim there bud. She down for greek? She down for BBFS? I had Lisa on multiple occasions, those 2 are part of EVERYTHING, but she was not up for it or was offered with extra donstion either, care to elaborate? You know who from Right spa was down for absolutely everything Yaya was, pretty sure that was known at the end that she was literally down for EVERYTHING.

And not sure what were you trying to spell out with that cap use on single letter there?

[HoDough]

Dude is posting same reviews on RMs. Posted a review on BLUE and CRYSTAL with the same ID joesmith8899. Reviews are word for word, copy and paste. Here, he posts with TimtheExplorer and TomBrady. Lame. Owner paid review most likely.

After a fantastic encounter with the gorgeous petite spinner Blue at Spa Royal several days back, I wanted to come back again for round two. However, when I arrived, Blue was busy (not surprised at all given how talented she is) so I decided to switch things up. Turned out to be a fantastic decision.

I usually encounter Chinese girls at AMPs, but today was a unique experience. As I entered inside, I was greeted by an exotic beauty named Crystal. She would later tell me that she's half Viet and half French. What a special mix.

I don't think Joesmith on RM is a shill because he reviews a bunch of different spas and I've seen quite a few of the same girls and his description is pretty accurate. However, not sure about the person who reposts on here, though. Probably not Joesmith.

[BSouthgate]

Dude is posting same reviews on RMs. Posted a review on BLUE and CRYSTAL with the same ID joesmith8899. Reviews are word for word, copy and paste. Here, he posts with TimtheExplorer and TomBrady. Lame. Owner paid review most likely.

After a fantastic encounter with the gorgeous petite spinner Blue at Spa Royal several days back, I wanted to come back again for round two. However, when I arrived, Blue was busy (not surprised at all given how talented she is) so I decided to switch things up. Turned out to be a fantastic decision.

I usually encounter Chinese girls at AMPs, but today was a unique experience. As I entered inside, I was greeted by an exotic beauty named Crystal. She would later tell me that she's half Viet and half French. What a special mix.

If it is true that Timtheexplorer is posting fake reviews, we need more evidence than noting that he posts the same reviews on another site. Is there no Crystal at Royal Spa? Is there no Blue?

[Panchito33]

Dude is posting same reviews on RMs. Posted a review on BLUE and CRYSTAL with the same ID joesmith8899. Reviews are word for word, copy and paste. Here, he posts with TimtheExplorer and TomBrady. Lame. Owner paid review most likely.

After a fantastic encounter with the gorgeous petite spinner Blue at Spa Royal several days back, I wanted to come back again for round two. However, when I arrived, Blue was busy (not surprised at all given how talented she is) so I decided to switch things up. Turned out to be a fantastic decision.

I usually encounter Chinese girls at AMPs, but today was a unique experience. As I entered inside, I was greeted by an exotic beauty named Crystal. She would later tell me that she's half Viet and half French. What a special mix.

[CubeBrick]

Weird but Bedpage has been down for a few days. I don't see the FB I badge and all that bullshit that would indicate they got busted (like Backpage back in 2015) My feeling is Bedpage just got taken down by hackers or ransomware. Any thoughts?

[Sexaholic777]

So what is the problem with rambling about sex Ed? We would like to read your rambles, Sexaholic.

It wasn't in here at first. Calm down. 5 0.

[BSouthgate]

No intel. Just rambling about sex Ed. Anyone else think so?

So what is the problem with rambling about sex Ed? We would like to read your rambles, Sexaholic.