Massage Parlor Reports

[BMoreDog69]

OK, I just have to say that this is more than a bit strange. Please keep your panties on.

First, the age drama thing is a bunch of horny dudes arguing about the age of a lady of which they have no idea. It's like two fleas arguing about who owns the dog.

I generally don't give a hoot about a ladies age, as long as she isn't too young. IMO, I like late 20's to about early 40's. Young enough to look good, but old enough to have some life, and AMP experience. I have zero interest in pretty young things that don't know what's what, or have too many rules. Mali appears to have few rules, as long as it's all backed up by the right donation. The thing I appreciate most about younger ladies is nice skin, so they could be 50 or 60, but as long as they have nice skin, I am good to go. I appreciate an attractive lady, and I also prefer a fit / slender lady. Mali is cute, but she has some extra baggage, so to speak. Not totally off-putting, but she is also not "amazing looking, by any stretch. ".

Yes, Mali has some tats. If I recall, one on the front of her left shoulder and three across her upper back, and why? Are you challenging whether we saw her, or not? If so, just say it.

As for your other questions, I don't know what that has to do with anything. Folks here know I play in Greenbelt, and they know what the trip from GB to Oxen Hill looks like, and it isn't good. It could be 5 minutes extra and if I decide that's too much, I get to make that decision, but I am also not going to mention that small difference as a factor in my decisions to visit a spa, or not. That would be unfair to the spa / lady, and would do a disservice to the members here looking for information.

I can sometimes get caught up with a lady when we click nicely, and I try to be clear about things like this in my reviews, and provide information, not emotion. I said some nice things about Mali, overall, but I also felt that with the upsell for extras, etc. That there wasn't a good value FOR ME, IMO. I like a car analogy. I am not going to pay and extra $10 k-$15 k for the Lexus, the Toyotota is almost as nice and gets me from point A to point B in similar comfort, and the same time. To me, the Lexus, or whatever, is not worth the extra coin. I have no need to impress anyone like that.

She was born on March 13,1997, in Osaka, Japan, her real date of birth. She is 27 years old. No MORE ISSUE of her AGE. !

I have a picture of Mali and will post it on this site if she wants. I can tell you her exact age because I did the Airplane ticketing for her when she went to G & S Spa and I saw her passport. I got her real name and age. !

She's half Japanese and half Thai, so she can speaks three languages. Her English isn't fluent, but we can still communicate. If you can speak Japanese, you can have a more detailed conversation. I speak Japanese.

I first met her at the Eden Spa in Austin, Texas.

Her young voice, small hands and feet, and smooth, elastic skin don't belong to an older provider. She's super cute and has a great attitude and bubbly charm with her customers. She's fun and laughs a lot, and her menu is diverse. She offers a variety of services, and she's a real young provider with good massage skills. She's a young girl with more good things than bad. She's definitely worth the visit.

I was a senior member of this site 10 years ago as well. I have read your reviews and respect them all. Their (YMMV).

I was really curious and wanted to ask you guys,(Mr / Mrs. ThatBooredOne, BMoreDog69).

ThatBooredOne. You've visited the place twice and you have no reviews about the place or Mali at all. If you were there and saw Mali, you must have seen her tattoos.

How many tattoos does she have? If you did anything with Mali or the other provider, what was your (TD) total donation?

Every AMP has its own features. Can you tell me what the features of that place are?

BMoreDog69 - How far is it from your place to that place?

Why did you go all the way there when you could have gone closer?

Did you ask for a lineup there?

Did you see anything good about Marli?

How was the G&S mms statue?

Does that place record license plates of customers and blackmail them? Have you been blackmailed by them?

According to Mali, the place is okay and the mms is good, but the reviews are weird, I can confirm the misinformation and reviews through Mali and G&S mms.

(IMHO) If you guys are not the ones who control the reviews, why don't you take a good look at the neighborhoods and shops, and make sure they get more customers and are busier than the shops you take care of?

It's a small AMP with a bunch of helpless, weak women, You should take care of each other and get along.

I won't check GB Area DPIE.

Regarding G & S. !

Dr, Asher, K.

[ThatBooredOne]

Thanks to ThatBooredOne and Rico for their perspective.

Thanks for the shout-out my brother. Thanks for partially confirming age-wise.

ThatBooredOne. You've visited the place twice and you have no reviews about the place or Mali at all. If you were there and saw Mali, you must have seen her tattoos.

How many tattoos does she have?

Does that place record license plates of customers and blackmail them?

Tattoos.

I saw Mali herself ( -- she has a couple of tattoos on her back).

And I know that place records license plates. Not the first parlor in the area that does so.

But I'll tell you this Asher and all of the associated accounts with you including TacoManVa, it seems as though you don't understand American culture very well yet. Calm down. G&S is far away from most people and most people appreciate total honesty. "Age" isn't an end all be all issue; "fun and a good time" are.

The ladies are very friendly and are very nice people so don't focus on the "age" just post the honest reviews and what she does. No one will deny anything you say if you just stick to those 2 facts.

[TacoManVa]

She was born on March 13,1997, in Osaka, Japan, her real date of birth. She is 27 years old. No MORE ISSUE of her AGE. !

I have a picture of Mali and will post it on this site if she wants. I can tell you her exact age because I did the Airplane ticketing for her when she went to G & S Spa and I saw her passport. I got her real name and age. !

She's half Japanese and half Thai, so she can speaks three languages. Her English isn't fluent, but we can still communicate. If you can speak Japanese, you can have a more detailed conversation. I speak Japanese.

I first met her at the Eden Spa in Austin, Texas.

Her young voice, small hands and feet, and smooth, elastic skin don't belong to an older provider. She's super cute and has a great attitude and bubbly charm with her customers. She's fun and laughs a lot, and her menu is diverse. She offers a variety of services, and she's a real young provider with good massage skills. She's a young girl with more good things than bad. She's definitely worth the visit.

I was a senior member of this site 10 years ago as well. I have read your reviews and respect them all. Their (YMMV).

I was really curious and wanted to ask you guys,(Mr / Mrs. ThatBooredOne, BMoreDog69).

ThatBooredOne. You've visited the place twice and you have no reviews about the place or Mali at all. If you were there and saw Mali, you must have seen her tattoos.

How many tattoos does she have? If you did anything with Mali or the other provider, what was your (TD) total donation?

Every AMP has its own features. Can you tell me what the features of that place are?

BMoreDog69 - How far is it from your place to that place?

Why did you go all the way there when you could have gone closer?

Did you ask for a lineup there?

Did you see anything good about Marli?

How was the G&S mms statue?

Does that place record license plates of customers and blackmail them? Have you been blackmailed by them?

According to Mali, the place is okay and the mms is good, but the reviews are weird, I can confirm the misinformation and reviews through Mali and G&S mms.

(IMHO) If you guys are not the ones who control the reviews, why don't you take a good look at the neighborhoods and shops, and make sure they get more customers and are busier than the shops you take care of?

It's a small AMP with a bunch of helpless, weak women, You should take care of each other and get along.

I won't check GB Area DPIE.

Regarding G & S. !

Dr, Asher, K.

So my estimation was correct on her age. Not that it really matters, her service is what stands out and she will do almost anything other than Greek and swallow.

[TheRabbit]

If you know how to do Espanol and prefer big boobs and a big booty, ask for a Carmen.

How big is Carmen ass?

[Ampdude69]

In this context AA refers to Angel Acupressure in College Park, Maryland.

Ok thanks. That and Adore were confusing me. I was only familiar with CA, TK, and VIP. Not much chatter about them lately.

[DCHung]

Been away from the GB scene for a while. I hardly see any info on the spots I was familiar with. Alot about GS, which is too far for me. Gb is already a hike. Seeing alot about AA, but looks like there is two of them? Just wondering where I might have the best chance of getting good service. Younger a plus. Appreciate any info.

In this context AA refers to Angel Acupressure in College Park, Maryland.

[Ampdude69]

Been away from the GB scene for a while. I hardly see any info on the spots I was familiar with. Alot about GS, which is too far for me. Gb is already a hike. Seeing alot about AA, but looks like there is two of them? Just wondering where I might have the best chance of getting good service. Younger a plus. Appreciate any info.

[MrJusnupin1]

Thanks fellow monger Senior tribe! These most recent offerings by learned Serniors are too valuable to really describe. Thoughtful and balanced in their positions. This! Is what this forum is ALSO all about.

For now. I will pass on the long drive to G&S but, it is my own choice. Seems some pretty nice offerings can be had yet. Think I'll stick to more familiar offerings.

[BMoreDog69]

DC, you are too kind.

A couple additional comments. One of the downsides of Mali is that her techniques was, at times, too vigorous. I am not in possession of a baseball bat, or whatever metaphor you might like to use, and sometimes a little softer touch can go a long way. Also as if she was trying to rush things by her actions. At least she wasn't one of those, "are you done, yet?

Some folks might really like her, given the known additional (upsell) services offered. One would have to gauge their own personal value of a dollar, and the time needed to get there, but this experience was not unlike RL, except for the upsell and the drive.

Well I consider you one of the most trusted posters on this board. Thank you for that honest unbiased assessment.

[Assman To You]

I got a look at 3 girls available yesterday and was not impressed with any of them so I walked.

[DCHung]

Thanks to ThatBooredOne and Rico for their perspective. Since RS is closed for vacation, I decided to make the hike to G&S, which is in Oxen Hill. What a PITA! When I called for an appointment, they texted me a bunch of information, which could be helpful for finding the place, etc. A nice touch. The place is OK. Nothing great and nothing bad. There is no ante-room, so the outer door is locked, which means you're outside waiting for them to open the door, but it's in the back of a lot, and given the neighborhood, nobody gives a crap. G&S is as clean as these places get. The walls don't go all the way to the ceiling, so some might feel the privacy to be lacking. They have these little wrap things to wear to the shower, but then after our session, she just hung it back up, so they may be re-used Also, the massage tables have face holes.

As for Mali, I had one message, from a member, that suggested she was 6. 5/7 out of ten in looks. Now, that would be on a real 10 scale with 10 being a smoking hot lady. I'd say that Mali was a cute GND with a fairly sweet and fun personality. A couple tats. Superb C / Ds and an extra 20-30 pounds. She is solid, cute, and definitely not all that. Ages are tough, so maybe 30-something. Based on looks, I wouldn't run out the door, and I wouldn't be saying I'd found nirvana.

Normal TS. Surprisingly solid massage to start, which took a solid 30 minutes. As for the after-massage fun. That's a mixed bag. Much was average, some aggressive, some PSE-like, but all delivered with some enthusiasm, as if eager for the prize at the end. The problem for me was the value, and the extra drive. For a little extra, I could hit one of the KGirl places in Tysons and get some serious GFE / PSE. For a fair bit less, I get nearly the value in Greenbelt, with less of a PITA drive.

Maybe if G&S was closer, I might be inclined to give it, and / or another lady, another try. As it is, and especially the extra drive on the beltway, I think I am one and done. If G&S is close to you, it might be worth a look. Despite all the silly shill posts here, it's not a total bust. It's also not the end-all-be-all.

Well I consider you one of the most trusted posters on this board. Thank you for that honest unbiased assessment.

[BMoreDog69]

Thanks to ThatBooredOne and Rico for their perspective. Since RS is closed for vacation, I decided to make the hike to G&S, which is in Oxen Hill. What a PITA! When I called for an appointment, they texted me a bunch of information, which could be helpful for finding the place, etc. A nice touch. The place is OK. Nothing great and nothing bad. There is no ante-room, so the outer door is locked, which means you're outside waiting for them to open the door, but it's in the back of a lot, and given the neighborhood, nobody gives a crap. G&S is as clean as these places get. The walls don't go all the way to the ceiling, so some might feel the privacy to be lacking. They have these little wrap things to wear to the shower, but then after our session, she just hung it back up, so they may be re-used Also, the massage tables have face holes.

As for Mali, I had one message, from a member, that suggested she was 6. 5/7 out of ten in looks. Now, that would be on a real 10 scale with 10 being a smoking hot lady. I'd say that Mali was a cute GND with a fairly sweet and fun personality. A couple tats. Superb C / Ds and an extra 20-30 pounds. She is solid, cute, and definitely not all that. Ages are tough, so maybe 30-something. Based on looks, I wouldn't run out the door, and I wouldn't be saying I'd found nirvana.

Normal TS. Surprisingly solid massage to start, which took a solid 30 minutes. As for the after-massage fun. That's a mixed bag. Much was average, some aggressive, some PSE-like, but all delivered with some enthusiasm, as if eager for the prize at the end. The problem for me was the value, and the extra drive. For a little extra, I could hit one of the KGirl places in Tysons and get some serious GFE / PSE. For a fair bit less, I get nearly the value in Greenbelt, with less of a PITA drive.

Maybe if G&S was closer, I might be inclined to give it, and / or another lady, another try. As it is, and especially the extra drive on the beltway, I think I am one and done. If G&S is close to you, it might be worth a look. Despite all the silly shill posts here, it's not a total bust. It's also not the end-all-be-all.

Yeah the VA stands for Virginia which is where I work I bounce back and forth between there and San diego. The only reason I copy and pasted my review is because every time I see her it's the same routine and it's always awesome.

You will not regret it trust me.

[TacoManVa]

I seriously considered a road trip to TOFTT to try and find the truth about G&S, but sleeping on things I got to wondering and searching.

Mr J posted an innocent question about the lack of seniors posting reviews for G&S. Then we suddenly get a review from TacoManVa, which is a copy / paste of a review from Austin (5/3) and DC (6/14). I could forgive the copy / paste from DC to here and call it informational.

Then we get a flurry of strange related posts, and posts deleted by the admin, and why is it always G&S spa posts that are deleted by the admin? Sorry, I digress.

We get something sounding reasonable from ThatBooredOne. Unfortunately he never posted, that I could see, a review of Mali. No shade, just noticing.

Who knows, the drama intrigues me, and funds are flush, so I might take a trip just for my own curiosity.

Yeah the VA stands for Virginia which is where I work I bounce back and forth between there and San diego. The only reason I copy and pasted my review is because every time I see her it's the same routine and it's always awesome.

You will not regret it trust me.

[ArtistOfWar1]

I almost took the leap, but didn't have the time. In any event she also has a positive review on eccie. Of course you need premium access (same deal as TER. Pay or review) to see the interesting details. The review substantiates many of the services described in this forum. However, I personally didn't see here and am passing along heresay information. YMMV. https://eccie.net/showthread.php?t=2985953.

I have had a couple of sessions there.

I stuck to the typical menu.

GPS and upsells are the name of the game there according to one of the girls.

Multi ethnic line up is a plus as my first visit was a brick house Latina from CA.

A bit out of the way for me to be a regular.

The shils are a bit much tho.

I suggest evening visits as the parking lot is in the back but a long walk of shame if that bothers you.

[King Loki]

Saw Toy the otherday at AA after seeing favorable reviews. She was just ok. More cute than hot. Made me wait 10 minutes in the room and kept leaving the room for some reason. I was probably out in 45 minutes after the wait time and interruptions with leaving the room. Don't think I'll repeat with her because of this. Probably should've stuck with Cookie.