Massage Parlor Reports

[LonelyMan718]

Just like the title, is this the comfort spa at Renton?

It's on Jackson.

[Loopguystl]

Hi All,

I have been in the area exploring LMPs and have had sporadic success with a few. Often it is nothing more than a great massage and a handy. Sometimes more. If you know you know.

Anyway, I am looking to exchange info. Looking for legit ones only. And definitely not AMP or AMP like. That is if they advertise on the other board or STG, then they don't qualify.

Thanks.

[VillageRat]

I concur. Good and Bliss in Renton, and Shanghai in Everett are the best. A few of the only places in the area that are open to BBFS anal.

Check out good massage in Renton or bliss spa, you'll get good quality service.

[IstlFun]

Hi guys,

Just moved to Seattle area from the east coast last week and finally got finished unpacking so I figured I would get some me time and visit an AMP. Haven't had much of a chance to read the forum but wanted to share my visit. Hit up Golden (https://skipthegames.com/posts/seatt...h/341183920238) around 2 and paid for the half, in the room I stripped and did my usual stroking while waiting for my lady friend to show up, when the door opened it was a 40 something Chinese (I think, not really good at figuring that out still) who spoke limited english. Since time was short I got face down and let her get to work, massage was barely there but she kept up the routine for about 10 minutes, mainly to tease the boys from behind. After the 10 minutes she asked me to flip and I opted for an HJ, tipped her, and she was off and stroking. She didn't do the jackhammer but I could tell she was trying to make me cum, held back as much as I could but after a few weeks of doing nothig but watching porn it was all in vein and I ended up shooting a load onto my chest, face, and sheets LOL. She gasped a little in surprise (I've always had big loads like that) then grabbed a towel to clean me up. After that I got dressed and she walked me to the door, gave me a hug and I was headed back to my new place.

First time AMP in my new hometown and it was pretty ok, would love some recommendations on providers with an open menu if anyone feels like sharing!

JM.

Check out good massage in Renton or bliss spa, you'll get good quality service.

[Member #6687]

Hi guys,

First time AMP in my new hometown and it was pretty ok, would love some recommendations on providers with an open menu if anyone feels like sharing!.

You'll see people rec Good Massage in Renton. Strongly suggest that one. Honestly the reviews are on point.

[VisibleNinja]

Any good recommendations for AMPs between Tukwilla and Kirkland for the "king treatment"? (might go as far south as fed way).

Looking to lay down, get a decent massage and get sucked and fucked into oblivion. No DATY, no mish. Just a decently attractive lady doing all the work to sklllfully drain me dry with hands, lips and pussy, at least twice. PM and at least LFK is a major plus. Do places like Good or Bliss offer this? Any particular ladies recommended? Thanks!

Just go an AAMP LOL.

[Member #7081]

Hi guys,

Just moved to Seattle area from the east coast last week and finally got finished unpacking so I figured I would get some me time and visit an AMP. Haven't had much of a chance to read the forum but wanted to share my visit. Hit up Golden (https://skipthegames.com/posts/seatt...h/341183920238) around 2 and paid for the half, in the room I stripped and did my usual stroking while waiting for my lady friend to show up, when the door opened it was a 40 something Chinese (I think, not really good at figuring that out still) who spoke limited english. Since time was short I got face down and let her get to work, massage was barely there but she kept up the routine for about 10 minutes, mainly to tease the boys from behind. After the 10 minutes she asked me to flip and I opted for an HJ, tipped her, and she was off and stroking. She didn't do the jackhammer but I could tell she was trying to make me cum, held back as much as I could but after a few weeks of doing nothig but watching porn it was all in vein and I ended up shooting a load onto my chest, face, and sheets LOL. She gasped a little in surprise (I've always had big loads like that) then grabbed a towel to clean me up. After that I got dressed and she walked me to the door, gave me a hug and I was headed back to my new place.

First time AMP in my new hometown and it was pretty ok, would love some recommendations on providers with an open menu if anyone feels like sharing!

JM.

[Snooby]

Are you guys doing 2 for a full hour with 2 nuts?

[Mitch Cor]

Any good recommendations for AMPs between Tukwilla and Kirkland for the "king treatment"? (might go as far south as fed way).

Looking to lay down, get a decent massage and get sucked and fucked into oblivion. No DATY, no mish. Just a decently attractive lady doing all the work to sklllfully drain me dry with hands, lips and pussy, at least twice. PM and at least LFK is a major plus. Do places like Good or Bliss offer this? Any particular ladies recommended? Thanks!

[Peet0115]

Hi.

Anyone have any experience with this new place?

[Seattle Ampfan]

If you are a fan of Yami at Eternity like I am, just a heads up that she will be leaving for 2 months to China on July 1. Candy will be running the shop until she gets back.

Good to know she's still there. Every time I got there it's always just Candy. I must always go on Yami's day off.

[Marko Ramius]

If you watch "Ozark" or see how they launder money in "Breaking Bad" then it might make more sense.

Maybe.

But then I think about how many Mexican Restaurants, Teriyaki Places, Nail Salons, and drive-through Espresso stands there are that likely to have even higher cash turnover than any of these MPs and where the owners would never turn down the free money. And again if you are laundering your money through a place that is already of questionable legality you are running a risk that you don't have to. And the folks doing this shit don't get fat and rich taking chances.

[VisibleNinja]

I've been to parlors in every city I've been in here in Washington. They are all identical. Same script, same massage sequence that ends with the exact same tease before the flip, same ads, etc. Every location has the one lady that runs it but who do you think manages them?

I'm not asking specifically, just speculation.

You're asking how the sausage is made? Just enjoy the food, man.

[Shogun Hua]

One of the things that kind of bugs me is that the business model doesn't really make sense. We know that the "girls" work for tips and that the owners and managers make most of their money on the house fee. But that doesn't add up to very much. Even if you make very optimistic assumptions about how many guys walk into the airlock every day the gross on a square footage basis isn't very impressive compared to other businesses that you could put in those strip malls. And those other businesses wouldn't have any of the risks that come with operating an illegal business. So it makes the whole MP scheme high risk and low reward, which doesn't make sense given how many of the damned things there are. And the business models for "legit" MPs that charge basically the same house fees make even less sense. Something weird is going on here.

If you watch "Ozark" or see how they launder money in "Breaking Bad" then it might make more sense.

[Madmaxon]

It makes more sense if you consider the other potential Cash revenue streams that might work their way through the books.

[noQUOTE=MarkoRamius;6944767]The "managers" are usually ex MP ladies. They aren't paid very much and most of what they actually earn is what they can extort from the MP ladies actually servicing customers.

I have actually met the "paper owners" of some of the shops in the Seattle area over the years. I say "paper owners" because their job seemed to be to collect and forward mail, sign documents, and not ask many questions. It is doubtful very many of them have much of a clue about what kind of business they are doing this for. Both of the ones I met were older white guys living very modestly.

Who the [I]actual[ / I] owners are, I do not know and doubt I'd like it if I knew.

One of the things that kind of bugs me is that the business model doesn't really make sense. We know that the "girls" work for tips and that the owners and managers make most of their money on the house fee. But that doesn't add up to very much. Even if you make very optimistic assumptions about how many guys walk into the airlock every day the gross on a square footage basis isn't very impressive compared to other businesses that you could put in those strip malls. And those other businesses wouldn't have any of the risks that come with operating an illegal business. So it makes the whole MP scheme high risk and low reward, which doesn't make sense given how many of the damned things there are. And the business models for "legit" MPs that charge basically the same house fees make even less sense. Something weird is going on here. [ / QUOTE].