Escort Reports

[DomPom]

Met this person today, but not going to let, probably should've taken the advise from her ad and if I was unhappy about the way she looks in person, I should've left. Not real pictures, if anything might've could've been old photos. She's at least 50 pounds heavier. She does not allow anal, kissing, or oral when those services are mentioned on the ad! Was in and out of there for a ss. Rates are what is mentioned on the ad.

https://skipthegames.com/posts/grand...t/317478466822

[DoIt161]

https://skipthegames.com/posts/grand...g/782050493331

Decided to see this one despite my best judgement. Saw her at her incall near Woodland mall. Decent communication and hotel but that's where the positives end. Opened the door and saw that the pics are way outdated at least 5 years old. We head into the bedroom and we undress and she tries to put on the condom before before I am even hard. I said your ad says you do BBBJ and she said sometimes I do and I said can you make it one of those times. She hesitated but started giving a lackluster BBBJ. After a few minutes she puts on the cover even though I am barely hard. Then I take a look at her body and she has cuts and burns on her body. She took out her tits which were not as good as in the pics and then she says let's do doggie. I said no problem as I wanted to just leave at this point. Did doggie after a few minutes and then started smelling a pungent odor and that's what killed it. I told her I was done and left. The combination of the poor attitude and outdated pics and odor was too much. 1. 2 for ss. Save your money and see someone else. There's no way I am coming back like a boomerang more like a Javelin trying to get far away from her.

Oh man, I have been eyeing her ad for a while now. I love her pics! Thanks for saving me from a terrible experience!

[TampaBoi]

Found this in another thread. Good for a chuckle for me. Hope others enjoy it as well.

PSA: Ad translations.

If you are confused by what a girl means in her ad, use this translation sheet. There's what she says and what she really means:

Curvy: Fat.

Thick: Fat.

Juicy: Fat.

MILF: Old and fat.

Petite: Short and fat.

Fun Sized: Usually short, always fat.

Wet wet: Fat. Doesn't shower between clients.

BBW: Impossibly fat.

Snow Bunny: White...

This is so accurate!

[TampaBoi]

I saw Breezi not too long ago and wanted to confirm what everyone is saying on here. Nice place and didn't feel rushed.

[TampaBoi]

Is she my Destiny? I don't see any reviews & haven't seen her post before. Too sus?

https://skipthegames.com/posts/grand...-/253413404391

I did a reverse image search and they were similar pictures in California. Unfortunately, I believe this is TGTBT.

[Bb993]

Is she my Destiny? I don't see any reviews & haven't seen her post before. Too sus?

https://skipthegames.com/posts/grand...-/253413404391

[GRDiver]

Was looking forward to seeing Sofia. Beautiful girl, but wanted $400 for a HJ. DJ.

https://tryst.link/escort/sofia-xxx

Do these girls think they are in a big city or something? I've had hotter and cheaper sugar babies than some of these tryst providers that have GPS syndrome. I've been quoted numbers from 300 for ss to 2 k for hh. I guess if they get it then it's only one time but sheesh I hope people stop paying for these ridiculous prices.

[GRDiver]

https://skipthegames.com/posts/grand...g/782050493331

Decided to see this one despite my best judgement. Saw her at her incall near Woodland mall. Decent communication and hotel but that's where the positives end. Opened the door and saw that the pics are way outdated at least 5 years old. We head into the bedroom and we undress and she tries to put on the condom before before I am even hard. I said your ad says you do BBBJ and she said sometimes I do and I said can you make it one of those times. She hesitated but started giving a lackluster BBBJ. After a few minutes she puts on the cover even though I am barely hard. Then I take a look at her body and she has cuts and burns on her body. She took out her tits which were not as good as in the pics and then she says let's do doggie. I said no problem as I wanted to just leave at this point. Did doggie after a few minutes and then started smelling a pungent odor and that's what killed it. I told her I was done and left. The combination of the poor attitude and outdated pics and odor was too much. 1. 2 for ss. Save your money and see someone else. There's no way I am coming back like a boomerang more like a Javelin trying to get far away from her.

[Masw980]

Found this in another thread. Good for a chuckle for me. Hope others enjoy it as well.

PSA: Ad translations.

If you are confused by what a girl means in her ad, use this translation sheet. There's what she says and what she really means:

Curvy: Fat.

Thick: Fat.

Juicy: Fat.

MILF: Old and fat.

Petite: Short and fat.

Fun Sized: Usually short, always fat.

Wet wet: Fat. Doesn't shower between clients.

BBW: Impossibly fat.

Snow Bunny: White.

Mixed: Black.

Exotic: Black.

From the Islands: Black.

Asian: Actually Asian, occasionally black.

No AA: My pimp is black.

Independent: My pimp will stay out of sight during your visit.

I'm Mobile: My pimp will drive me to your place and case the joint during our session.

Open Minded: 3 hole Friendly.

Squirter: I'll piss on you.

Party Friendly: Junkie.

Spinner: Usually junkie.

Trucker Friendly: I will suck your dick behind a Wendy's dumpster.

Deposit Required: Scam artist.

Verification Required: Scam artist and / or blackmailer.

Upscale: Same lousy service, but higher price.

Discreet: 15 guys visit me here every day and I don't want the hotel manager / AirBnb kicking me out.

My Photos are Real: My photos are from 5 years and 50 lbs ago.

Text Only: I spent money on drugs instead of my phone bill and now I'm stuck using a free text app over my slum notel's Wi-Fi.

No Cops: I don't understand how the law works.

I Love White Guys: Overpay me.

Discounts available: My dealer is on his way.

Mature Men Only: Overpay me, don't fuck me too hard, and leave early.

No Time Wasters: I will waste your time.

No calls / Text only: "My Pimp is texting for me".

Thank you for this info 😂128514;128514;128514;128514;.

[Masw980]

Unfortunately, I've gotten word from a few of my friends that Dallas has done a string of cash and dashes. Pimp hides in bathroom or closet and no service provided. I guess this has happened at least 3 times. Dallas' friends have confirmed that she has been back into old habits and no longer a reliable provider. Speed and candy problems, coupled with an intravenous problem that collapses the veins is no good. From what her friends report, I guess she's sharing intravenous apparatuses with her friends and homeless individuals with similar interests. It's a shame because, months ago, she used to be worth the trip. At any rate, stay cautious and stay safe. We do this for fun and to get our rocks off, not to be robbed or to take something irreparable home with us.

https://tryst.link/escort/dallas616

Hi, I'm sorry if that happened to them, but why didn't they come forth with the details. I'm not undermining their experience but I had multiple dates with Dallas in the past few weeks and had no issues except longer wait for a couple of dates. Would you be able to elaborate on their story.

Be safe.

[Kzoo Kev]

Anyone remember Brooke Billions? Saw her way back in the day. She hit me up that's she's in town but staying utr. Anyone seen her yet?

She is hit and miss depending whether she got her drugs or not. One time she is great and offers a discount next time, and then the next time she is edgy and kicks me out because I didn't bring enough money.

[TokyoDawson]

I have had several incall sessions with this one. Always freshly showered, one time waited in room watching a movie while she did that. Nice hotels, good comms. No dogs, pimp, boyfriend or room mates. Pics accurate, pretty face w / o makeup, weight 140. Good BBBJ cim / spit. FS cover optional. Half hour 120-140. Definitely on or near the top of my list. https://skipthegames.com/posts/grand...l/955419286439.

[Casual27]

Damn, that's too bad. Drugs are a motherfucker. Hopefully she turns her life around before it's too late.

I agree, that's really too bad. She had fair donations and was one of the few without a gag reflex. Certainly many great visits, but not worth the chance of taking something home. I appreciate the heads up being shared. Any of her friends worth seeing? Feel free to PM me.

[Mike Yepthatsm]

Damn, that's too bad. Drugs are a motherfucker. Hopefully she turns her life around before it's too late.

Unfortunately, I've gotten word from a few of my friends that Dallas has done a string of cash and dashes. Pimp hides in bathroom or closet and no service provided. I guess this has happened at least 3 times. Dallas' friends have confirmed that she has been back into old habits and no longer a reliable provider. Speed and candy problems, coupled with an intravenous problem that collapses the veins is no good. From what her friends report, I guess she's sharing intravenous apparatuses with her friends and homeless individuals with similar interests. It's a shame because, months ago, she used to be worth the trip. At any rate, stay cautious and stay safe. We do this for fun and to get our rocks off, not to be robbed or to take something irreparable home with us.

https://tryst.link/escort/dallas616

[AustinRamos1]

Unfortunately, I've gotten word from a few of my friends that Dallas has done a string of cash and dashes. Pimp hides in bathroom or closet and no service provided. I guess this has happened at least 3 times. Dallas' friends have confirmed that she has been back into old habits and no longer a reliable provider. Speed and candy problems, coupled with an intravenous problem that collapses the veins is no good. From what her friends report, I guess she's sharing intravenous apparatuses with her friends and homeless individuals with similar interests. It's a shame because, months ago, she used to be worth the trip. At any rate, stay cautious and stay safe. We do this for fun and to get our rocks off, not to be robbed or to take something irreparable home with us.

https://tryst.link/escort/dallas616