Escort Reports

**Dick Cedarmore** · 06-27-24 17:53

Hello everyone. I heard that Hope will be here from Friday through Tuesday. If you'd like to hear more just send me a text or PM.

**HandsomeMo** · 06-27-24 15:08

Saw her for the first time since she left from over Floyd street. Long story short, she's definitely on something hard. Teeth fucked up, ass ain't phat no more and her pussy was stinky so bad my underwear still stink. If you want some mouth you can deepthroat and give a facial go for it but she's not worth more than $50.

**MikePronin** · 06-26-24 20:44

Originally Posted by Ohboy469 [View Original Post]

I left you nameless for a reason but don't go implying that I can't talk on her level, I own my own business and have a college education. I took her out shopping before our first session and gave her a chance on second. As we say here YMMV but she doesn't need to be doing this, didn't want others to waste time and $$.

Mr ohboy, I wasn't trying to imply that you are not a very intelligent man, sir. I think you might took what I said a little personal. What I was meaning by "her level" is that you just have to know what's she into. Now she loves to work out and things but I don't. And tbh we didn't connect on that at all. Even though she wanted me to be more into things like that.

We just connected on how I talked to her like a cool friend or something like that. Not trying to sound like I'm better than anyone because I sure know I'm not. But I do have a way with words. I'm not a very attractive guy. But I do have the "gift of the gab". Even though I have seen a lot of girls. Some say, they would never do the things I ask. But for some weird reason I break their defense and they do like me for the most part and take care of me like I asked at the beginning. I do respect them and I think that come off in my conversation sometime. So whatever you might think I'm implying I'm not. I was just saying if you talk to her on her level. Whatever "her level" might be for her or anyone else in this game. Then they (as in women in this business of escorting) will treat you right.

Like you said YMMV but it also depend on the girl. I can talk to almost any girl and get them very comfortable with me in a very short amount of time. But I also can't please other girls because they like guys who are thugs and talk like they are straight from a hood gangsta movie.

When you read anything I post on here. I do not down any of my fellow mongers and I try to be as authentic as I can be. I have no reason to bullshit anyone on here. We are all looking for the same thing for the most part.

Pussy and companionship in some form or fashion.

I'm sorry you felt like I was down talking you Mr Ohboy. Maybe I need to make sure I'm more clear about how I say thing.

Well I wish you all luck and be safe mongers.

**FunnyMoney502** · 06-26-24 16:59

Originally Posted by MikePronin [View Original Post]

At the time she didn't post much if at all. When I first met her, I told her about the timer on the phone thing. She said some girl told her to do it for time wasters. And I told her that's not good business back then.

Anyway she didn't do that with me, because at that time she liked me. But stopped fucking with me because I found out her real name by accident. But anyway she can be cool. You just have to be able to talk to her on her level.

And she can be very stand offish. But tbh she a really nice girl if you get to know her. But I do know she don't play. She will take care of you. It might not be like GFE but she will do her best. Now I'm not sure if being on a timer make her more mechanical. But I had a month where we fucked almost everyday. And she spent a lot of time at my place. Before we fell out.

Even though we couldn't make it work. I still think she a really good girl. Just can be hard to break her defense. She did a lot with me she said she would never do with anyone. And I appreciate it. But unfortunately. When things go wrong. Things can go really wrong.

Agreed. I like her vibe from a personality standpoint, she seems very nice and obviously has a freaky side, but she's trying to avoid a 9-5 and seems to be going out of her way to not enjoy herself, which made me feel a little shitty tbh. Nice girl, quite beautiful, GREAT bod which she obviously works very hard for, but she may need to explore sugaring. She would likely be more fun in a month-to-month lease rather than an hourly rental. Certified FUNNY, not money.

**Aruba1234** · 06-26-24 11:16

Rules of Don't lick! Don't touch! Lead to no fun! Don't waste your money! No fun!

Originally Posted by Ohboy469 [View Original Post]

I left you nameless for a reason but don't go implying that I can't talk on her level, I own my own business and have a college education. I took her out shopping before our first session and gave her a chance on second. As we say here YMMV but she doesn't need to be doing this, didn't want others to waste time and $$.

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**Nocturne** · 06-26-24 00:03

Originally Posted by EasyLivin [View Original Post]

Which Kayy is this? The skinny one who was preggo and always wanted Cip and gangbangs?

That's Kaye. She got pregnant and moved with her guy to Cave City, KY. Haven't heard from her since.

**Norsem** · 06-25-24 22:50

Anyone seen any of these Latinas advertising duos? More than one ad. Particularly wondering about how far they go together. Thanks.

**Ohboy469** · 06-25-24 21:50

Originally Posted by MikePronin [View Original Post]

At the time she didn't post much if at all. When I first met her, I told her about the timer on the phone thing. She said some girl told her to do it for time wasters. And I told her that's not good business back then.

Anyway she didn't do that with me, because at that time she liked me. But stopped fucking with me because I found out her real name by accident. But anyway she can be cool. You just have to be able to talk to her on her level.

And she can be very stand offish. But tbh she a really nice girl if you get to know her. But I do know she don't play. She will take care of you. It might not be like GFE but she will do her best. Now I'm not sure if being on a timer make her more mechanical. But I had a month where we fucked almost everyday. And she spent a lot of time at my place. Before we fell out.

Even though we couldn't make it work. I still think she a really good girl. Just can be hard to break her defense. She did a lot with me she said she would never do with anyone. And I appreciate it. But unfortunately. When things go wrong. Things can go really wrong.

I left you nameless for a reason but don't go implying that I can't talk on her level, I own my own business and have a college education. I took her out shopping before our first session and gave her a chance on second. As we say here YMMV but she doesn't need to be doing this, didn't want others to waste time and $$.

**BusyVish** · 06-25-24 14:10

Originally Posted by Bnr32 [View Original Post]

Has anyone seen Jen recently? Wasn't able to find historical reports either. Thanks!
https://escortbabylon.net/posts_view/187954580/5026017505

Saw her last week. Hard to get in touch with. $. 5 for hh. Was a nice experience. She has a bubbly personality. The session was enjoyable. Fake moaning when I was in missionary (I know I am not big enough for her to moan the way she did).

**MikePronin** · 06-25-24 12:06

Originally Posted by Ohboy469 [View Original Post]

Saw her back in April, another monger who shall remain nameless because you guys are ruthless had put her on here as UTR then she advertised a bit. 250-300 as I recall and nowhere near worth it as she is very mechanical and doesn't want to be touched. I told her I don't think this business is for her at end of session. She does have a fantastic body but she's very stand off ish. Oh and she'll set a timer and stick to it. Save your $.

https://escortbabylon.net/info_stats/5024272465

At the time she didn't post much if at all. When I first met her, I told her about the timer on the phone thing. She said some girl told her to do it for time wasters. And I told her that's not good business back then.

Anyway she didn't do that with me, because at that time she liked me. But stopped fucking with me because I found out her real name by accident. But anyway she can be cool. You just have to be able to talk to her on her level.

And she can be very stand offish. But tbh she a really nice girl if you get to know her. But I do know she don't play. She will take care of you. It might not be like GFE but she will do her best. Now I'm not sure if being on a timer make her more mechanical. But I had a month where we fucked almost everyday. And she spent a lot of time at my place. Before we fell out.

Even though we couldn't make it work. I still think she a really good girl. Just can be hard to break her defense. She did a lot with me she said she would never do with anyone. And I appreciate it. But unfortunately. When things go wrong. Things can go really wrong.

**Bnr 32** · 06-25-24 09:46

Has anyone seen Jen recently? Wasn't able to find historical reports either. Thanks!
https://escortbabylon.net/posts_view/187954580/5026017505

**FunnyMoney502** · 06-24-24 23:01

Originally Posted by Boss82 [View Original Post]

I saw her a while back as well. Was in the mood for some Greek and hit her up. Quick response and was at her extended stay off Bluegrass in 20 min. She pulled up st the same time I did. Sorta the same experience, she wasn't ready for the appointment, but wasn't dirty. Went in with her, clothes came off quick, body was as you described. Started with a BBBJ and she asked what I wanted next, told her Greek and on went the cover, she Hawk Tuah'ed on it and straight into doggy Greek. I got to say, she took the ass pounding like a champ. Blew in the bag and she cleaned me up. Damage $$. Probably wouldn't repeat because she's a little rough around the edges for me, but may be ok in a pinch or if you're looking for reliable Greek.

For the first reference to a recently viral meme. Well done.

**NotYourAverage** · 06-24-24 22:24

Originally Posted by HoneyBadger16 [View Original Post]

Finally made contact with Snow today after trying on and off for a few weeks. Save your money, find something better.

The good: Excellent CBJ. Tight, warm kitty. Polite.

The bad: Everything else. Strong odor. Much bigger than her pics show, think +50 pounds. Smaller breasts than her pics lead on, MIGHT be a B cup. Outside of the CBJ she was extremely mechanical. It wasn't a great time.

The odor was bad enough that it stopped the show. I took a little blue helper 90 minutes beforehand. Somehow the smell was enough to overpower my chemical assistant. Will not repeat.

Happy hunting, boys.

And I thought a Honey Badger wasn't afraid of anything!

**Boss82** · 06-24-24 18:14

I saw her a while back as well. Was in the mood for some Greek and hit her up. Quick response and was at her extended stay off Bluegrass in 20 min. She pulled up st the same time I did. Sorta the same experience, she wasn't ready for the appointment, but wasn't dirty. Went in with her, clothes came off quick, body was as you described. Started with a BBBJ and she asked what I wanted next, told her Greek and on went the cover, she Hawk Tuah'ed on it and straight into doggy Greek. I got to say, she took the ass pounding like a champ. Blew in the bag and she cleaned me up. Damage $$. Probably wouldn't repeat because she's a little rough around the edges for me, but may be ok in a pinch or if you're looking for reliable Greek.

Originally Posted by DeweyDecimal [View Original Post]

Was in town recently and having been out of the game recently, I decided to have some fun. Put out some feelers and this provider responded. Set up was easy, incall in Buechel. Found her apartment, was greeted by a wall of cigarette smoke, her pit bull and another unexpected girl. She was in pjs and was wearing coke bottles for glasses but the pics are her. Just not quite what I expected. Said she was helping her friend enter the business. No worries, but she hadn't done anything to prepare for our session and needed a shower. Felt like a set up, or at least an upsell into a duo. Wasn't interested and probably should have left, but was thinking with the little head. She showed me to her room, mattress on the floor. Ugh. She had a quick shower and came back in a towel that was quickly discarded. She has a spinner body, shaved, a few tats, with medium naturals that have lost any firmness they once may have had. A solid BBBJ to start, cover on to CG and mish. At some she was taking a decent pounding, seemingly enjoying it or at least acting as though she did. She reached down, pulled me out, wanting to speak Greek to me. Trying to get it in her was enough for me to lose it in the bag. MSOG was offered but Jr was less than responsive. She cleaned me up, had a little chit chat, said our goodbyes and I was on my way. The session itself was ok, but I'm unlikely to repeat given the overall experience. I can recommend though as YMMV for the positive and my turnoffs may not bother others.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...ille/171819543#.

Happy mongering!

Dewey.

**HoneyBadger16** · 06-24-24 17:54

Originally Posted by HoneyBadger16 [View Original Post]

Finally made contact with Snow today after trying on and off for a few weeks. Save your money, find something better.

The good: Excellent CBJ. Tight, warm kitty. Polite.

The bad: Everything else. Strong odor. Much bigger than her pics show, think +50 pounds. Smaller breasts than her pics lead on, MIGHT be a B cup. Outside of the CBJ she was extremely mechanical. It wasn't a great time.

The odor was bad enough that it stopped the show. I took a little blue helper 90 minutes beforehand. Somehow the smell was enough to overpower my chemical assistant. Will not repeat.

Happy hunting, boys.

Link here:

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...ille/172035926