Escort Reports

[LovesMuffins]

Don't forget "I'm trying to find a place that has a room!"

"I got a flat tire!" I'm running behind because my last client ran late / long.

"I'm getting out of the shower and will be on my way in 15 minutes!" I'm still waiting for my last client to get here so I can do him, then shower before coming to you.

"I'm 15 minutes away, don't cancel!" I haven't left home yet, and it's an hour drive.

"I'll for sure be there at 8 pm!" 11 pm: You still up? I'm ready to leave to come to your place (an hour away).

"My phone died" I forgot to charge it while I was passed out.

"OMG, I fell asleep!" I passed out from being up all night fucking other guys. OR I just got done with someone else who called at the last minute for incall.

This is just a small sampling of the ones I've heard!

[Boytar]

You are so right, I do remember her being fairly reliable while she had a trailer but then became much less so. Still her service was excellent and is missed.

This thread reminded me of the last two times that I attempted to see Desire the Poet (remember her? On the first occasion she gave me a house address near Laurens and I-385. I rang the door bell a few times, then knocked on the door a few more times before getting back into my car. About a half hour later she texted me that she had "fallen asleep". On my last attempt she gave me a hotel and its address. I got there and texted, asking for the room number. She responded that she was still home trying to get a taxi. I told her that I would pick her up if she gave me a location near her home. Crickets after that.

[Confused 1966]

"I got a flat tire!" I'm running behind because my last client ran late / long.

"I'm getting out of the shower and will be on my way in 15 minutes!" I'm still waiting for my last client to get here so I can do him, then shower before coming to you.

"I'm 15 minutes away, don't cancel!" I haven't left home yet, and it's an hour drive.

"I'll for sure be there at 8 pm!" 11 pm: You still up? I'm ready to leave to come to your place (an hour away).

"My phone died" I forgot to charge it while I was passed out.

"OMG, I fell asleep!" I passed out from being up all night fucking other guys. OR I just got done with someone else who called at the last minute for incall.

This is just a small sampling of the ones I've heard!

This thread reminded me of the last two times that I attempted to see Desire the Poet (remember her? On the first occasion she gave me a house address near Laurens and I-385. I rang the door bell a few times, then knocked on the door a few more times before getting back into my car. About a half hour later she texted me that she had "fallen asleep". On my last attempt she gave me a hotel and its address. I got there and texted, asking for the room number. She responded that she was still home trying to get a taxi. I told her that I would pick her up if she gave me a location near her home. Crickets after that.

[BrownSteel69]

A bit more about Maria:

Yes, pics at https://skipthegames.com/posts/green...n/242124510316.

Pictures are accurate, but she posted the most flattering ones, of course. And an "A cup". But even so, an excellent experience and I will repeat. Very accommodating, and not a clock-watcher.

$250 for half hour; $350 full. Incall at a nice home in a nice neighborhood. She's out of town through the 20th.

Marie must have a new PIMP now! This is the first time I've seen her post stating that she doesn't see AA or entertain AA guys. I've seen her several times in the past along with a few more AA mongers that I'm cool with and she's never had an issue with that. Maybe she had a bad experience but I don't think tha's the case. She's been in the game long enough in Asheville, Greenville, and Charlotte to know how to screen and weed out clients. Oh well, no big deal! It's sad how these women let guys control them and take their money!

[Athwartships]

LMAO so true. I'd like to add one:

"don't call / text me until you are ready to see me" : I'm going to leave you hanging / ghost you for at least 2 hours after we schedule.

Also, I've decided, pick the actual WORST fucking photo on the ad / profile. She's going to be uglier / fatter / older than that, at least a little bit, sometimes a whole lot.

"I got a flat tire!" I'm running behind because my last client ran late / long.

"I'm getting out of the shower and will be on my way in 15 minutes!" I'm still waiting for my last client to get here so I can do him, then shower before coming to you.

"I'm 15 minutes away, don't cancel!" I haven't left home yet, and it's an hour drive.

"I'll for sure be there at 8 pm!" 11 pm: You still up? I'm ready to leave to come to your place (an hour away).

"My phone died" I forgot to charge it while I was passed out.

"OMG, I fell asleep!" I passed out from being up all night fucking other guys. OR I just got done with someone else who called at the last minute for incall.

This is just a small sampling of the ones I've heard!

[Boytar]

Both Jimbo and HobbyC are brilliant!

LMAO so true. I'd like to add one:

"don't call / text me until you are ready to see me" : I'm going to leave you hanging / ghost you for at least 2 hours after we schedule.

Also, I've decided, pick the actual WORST fucking photo on the ad / profile. She's going to be uglier / fatter / older than that, at least a little bit, sometimes a whole lot.

[Jimbo7]

PSA: Ad translations: If you are confused by what a girl means in her ad, use this translation sheet kind of made me laugh but it's all true! There's what she says and what she really means:

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LMAO so true. I'd like to add one:

"don't call / text me until you are ready to see me" : I'm going to leave you hanging / ghost you for at least 2 hours after we schedule.

Also, I've decided, pick the actual WORST fucking photo on the ad / profile. She's going to be uglier / fatter / older than that, at least a little bit, sometimes a whole lot.

[Scjobber]

I would appreciate a pm from any monger who has visited the Latina house lately. Any intel on the rotation and situation would be great.

[Hobby Cat 55]

PSA: Ad translations: If you are confused by what a girl means in her ad, use this translation sheet kind of made me laugh but it's all true! There's what she says and what she really means:

Curvy: Fat.

Thick: Fat.

Juicy: Fat.

MILF: Old and fat.

Petite: Short and fat.

Fun Sized: Usually short, always fat.

Wet wet: Fat. Doesn't shower between clients.

BBW: Impossibly fat.

Snow Bunny: White.

Mixed: Black.

Exotic: Black.

From the Islands: Black.

Asian: Actually Asian, occasionally black.

No AA: My pimp is black.

Independent: My pimp will stay out of sight during your visit.

I'm Mobile: My pimp will drive me to your place and case the joint during our session.

Open Minded: 3 hole Friendly.

Squirter: I'll piss on you.

Party Friendly: Junkie.

Spinner: Usually junkie.

Trucker Friendly: I will suck your dick behind a Wendy's dumpster.

Deposit Required: Scam artist.

Verification Required: Scam artist and / or blackmailer.

Upscale: Same lousy service, but higher price.

Discreet: 15 guys visit me here every day and I don't want the hotel manager / AirBnb kicking me out.

My Photos are Real: My photos are from 5 years and 50 lbs ago.

Text Only: I spent money on drugs instead of my phone bill and now I'm stuck using a free text app over my slum notel's Wi-Fi.

No Cops: I don't understand how the law works.

I Love White Guys: Overpay me.

Discounts available: My dealer is on his way.

Mature Men Only: Overpay me, don't fuck me too hard, and leave early.

No Time Wasters: I will waste your time.

No calls / Text only: "My Pimp is texting for me.

[Willnotbill]

Found this fine chick on seeking and her name / pics seem familiar. Curious if anyone has experience before I reach out?

https://members.seeking.com/member/9...3-5d0b39977021

[CoochieMac]

This lady is visiting the Greenville area. She is out of Augusta. She is in her early 40's, slim, and very cool. I had a good visit with her that included BBJ, DATY, and great back shots. She looks just like her pictures and offers two pops in the hour. Considering what some of the crazy girls are offering for a mere half hour, she is bargain. I would definitely repeat. The damage was 2 Benjamins and a Grant for an hour with two shots. Easy set up and quick response. If you are looking for a sexy black MILF go see her.

She let me grab her ankles and wheelbarrow that stuff. I'll be returning often.

[Scjobber]

This lady is visiting the Greenville area. She is out of Augusta. She is in her early 40's, slim, and very cool. I had a good visit with her that included BBJ, DATY, and great back shots. She looks just like her pictures and offers two pops in the hour. Considering what some of the crazy girls are offering for a mere half hour, she is bargain. I would definitely repeat. The damage was 2 Benjamins and a Grant for an hour with two shots. Easy set up and quick response. If you are looking for a sexy black MILF go see her.

My bad I forgot a link on her. Here it is.

https://skipthegames.com/posts/green...n/426783943765

[Scjobber]

This lady is visiting the Greenville area. She is out of Augusta. She is in her early 40's, slim, and very cool. I had a good visit with her that included BBJ, DATY, and great back shots. She looks just like her pictures and offers two pops in the hour. Considering what some of the crazy girls are offering for a mere half hour, she is bargain. I would definitely repeat. The damage was 2 Benjamins and a Grant for an hour with two shots. Easy set up and quick response. If you are looking for a sexy black MILF go see her.

[FordRangerGuy]

McKenzi appears to be actively advertising again, but comments here are old. Anyone seen her recently and can say how she's holding up? Older pictures look nice but it's been a while.

I saw her probably 2 months ago. She looks pretty much just like her pics and her service was good.

[SeanzBack]

McKenzi appears to be actively advertising again, but comments here are old. Anyone seen her recently and can say how she's holding up? Older pictures look nice but it's been a while.

I haven't seen in her in person recently but the last I saw her the pics are accurate. It's been a few months tho.

I never had any issues with her at all.