Escort Reports

**Boytar** · 06-25-24 07:09

Both Jimbo and HobbyC are brilliant!

Originally Posted by Jimbo7 [View Original Post]

LMAO so true. I'd like to add one:

"don't call / text me until you are ready to see me" : I'm going to leave you hanging / ghost you for at least 2 hours after we schedule.

Also, I've decided, pick the actual WORST fucking photo on the ad / profile. She's going to be uglier / fatter / older than that, at least a little bit, sometimes a whole lot.

**Jimbo7** · 06-24-24 14:19

Originally Posted by HobbyCat55 [View Original Post]

PSA: Ad translations: If you are confused by what a girl means in her ad, use this translation sheet kind of made me laugh but it's all true! There's what she says and what she really means:

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LMAO so true. I'd like to add one:

"don't call / text me until you are ready to see me" : I'm going to leave you hanging / ghost you for at least 2 hours after we schedule.

Also, I've decided, pick the actual WORST fucking photo on the ad / profile. She's going to be uglier / fatter / older than that, at least a little bit, sometimes a whole lot.

**Scjobber** · 06-24-24 12:43

I would appreciate a pm from any monger who has visited the Latina house lately. Any intel on the rotation and situation would be great.

**Hobby Cat 55** · 06-24-24 12:21

PSA: Ad translations: If you are confused by what a girl means in her ad, use this translation sheet kind of made me laugh but it's all true! There's what she says and what she really means:

Curvy: Fat.

Thick: Fat.

Juicy: Fat.

MILF: Old and fat.

Petite: Short and fat.

Fun Sized: Usually short, always fat.

Wet wet: Fat. Doesn't shower between clients.

BBW: Impossibly fat.

Snow Bunny: White.

Mixed: Black.

Exotic: Black.

From the Islands: Black.

Asian: Actually Asian, occasionally black.

No AA: My pimp is black.

Independent: My pimp will stay out of sight during your visit.

I'm Mobile: My pimp will drive me to your place and case the joint during our session.

Open Minded: 3 hole Friendly.

Squirter: I'll piss on you.

Party Friendly: Junkie.

Spinner: Usually junkie.

Trucker Friendly: I will suck your dick behind a Wendy's dumpster.

Deposit Required: Scam artist.

Verification Required: Scam artist and / or blackmailer.

Upscale: Same lousy service, but higher price.

Discreet: 15 guys visit me here every day and I don't want the hotel manager / AirBnb kicking me out.

My Photos are Real: My photos are from 5 years and 50 lbs ago.

Text Only: I spent money on drugs instead of my phone bill and now I'm stuck using a free text app over my slum notel's Wi-Fi.

No Cops: I don't understand how the law works.

I Love White Guys: Overpay me.

Discounts available: My dealer is on his way.

Mature Men Only: Overpay me, don't fuck me too hard, and leave early.

No Time Wasters: I will waste your time.

No calls / Text only: "My Pimp is texting for me.

**Willnotbill** · 06-22-24 17:06

Found this fine chick on seeking and her name / pics seem familiar. Curious if anyone has experience before I reach out?

https://members.seeking.com/member/9...3-5d0b39977021

**CoochieMac** · 06-22-24 12:13

Originally Posted by Scjobber [View Original Post]

This lady is visiting the Greenville area. She is out of Augusta. She is in her early 40's, slim, and very cool. I had a good visit with her that included BBJ, DATY, and great back shots. She looks just like her pictures and offers two pops in the hour. Considering what some of the crazy girls are offering for a mere half hour, she is bargain. I would definitely repeat. The damage was 2 Benjamins and a Grant for an hour with two shots. Easy set up and quick response. If you are looking for a sexy black MILF go see her.

She let me grab her ankles and wheelbarrow that stuff. I'll be returning often.

**Scjobber** · 06-22-24 06:45

Originally Posted by Scjobber [View Original Post]

This lady is visiting the Greenville area. She is out of Augusta. She is in her early 40's, slim, and very cool. I had a good visit with her that included BBJ, DATY, and great back shots. She looks just like her pictures and offers two pops in the hour. Considering what some of the crazy girls are offering for a mere half hour, she is bargain. I would definitely repeat. The damage was 2 Benjamins and a Grant for an hour with two shots. Easy set up and quick response. If you are looking for a sexy black MILF go see her.

My bad I forgot a link on her. Here it is.

https://skipthegames.com/posts/green...n/426783943765

**Scjobber** · 06-21-24 19:05

This lady is visiting the Greenville area. She is out of Augusta. She is in her early 40's, slim, and very cool. I had a good visit with her that included BBJ, DATY, and great back shots. She looks just like her pictures and offers two pops in the hour. Considering what some of the crazy girls are offering for a mere half hour, she is bargain. I would definitely repeat. The damage was 2 Benjamins and a Grant for an hour with two shots. Easy set up and quick response. If you are looking for a sexy black MILF go see her.

**FordRangerGuy** · 06-18-24 18:10

Originally Posted by BizMonk04 [View Original Post]

McKenzi appears to be actively advertising again, but comments here are old. Anyone seen her recently and can say how she's holding up? Older pictures look nice but it's been a while.

I saw her probably 2 months ago. She looks pretty much just like her pics and her service was good.

**SeanzBack** · 06-18-24 16:33

Originally Posted by BizMonk04 [View Original Post]

McKenzi appears to be actively advertising again, but comments here are old. Anyone seen her recently and can say how she's holding up? Older pictures look nice but it's been a while.

I haven't seen in her in person recently but the last I saw her the pics are accurate. It's been a few months tho.

I never had any issues with her at all.

**BizMonk04** · 06-18-24 10:54

McKenzi appears to be actively advertising again, but comments here are old. Anyone seen her recently and can say how she's holding up? Older pictures look nice but it's been a while.

**Athwartships** · 06-18-24 08:28

I'm pretty sure Destiny only posts so as to pimp her OnlyFans. I don't recall that there has been a report of an actual meeting.

Thanks for the heads-up on the second one. Was considering coming out of retirement, but curvy, thick is not my thing.

Originally Posted by TheRick [View Original Post]

Destiny (https://skipthegames.com/posts/green...-/321237565754) - I got a reply for the first time after weeks of trying. She asked if I was LEO and I said no then I couldn't get another reply. Maybe I was supposed to say yes?

No name (https://skipthegames.com/posts/green...e/476458581869) - nice, OK performance, not as thin / fit as the pictures posted. If you prefer curvy women you might like her. If you like thin women like most of the pictures posted, you'll be disappointed.

**TheRick** · 06-18-24 08:10

Destiny (https://skipthegames.com/posts/green...-/321237565754) - I got a reply for the first time after weeks of trying. She asked if I was LEO and I said no then I couldn't get another reply. Maybe I was supposed to say yes?

No name (https://skipthegames.com/posts/green...e/476458581869) - nice, OK performance, not as thin / fit as the pictures posted. If you prefer curvy women you might like her. If you like thin women like most of the pictures posted, you'll be disappointed.

**TheRick** · 06-18-24 08:03

I haven't seen her, just adding a link to make it easier: https://tryst.link/escort/thesophienight.

Originally Posted by Fortitude23 [View Original Post]

I had a great meet with SophieNight. Find her on T. L. She is beautiful, fit, and curvy in all the right places. Communication was exceptionally good. The meet was on time at a mid-level, safe location. Clean, drug free, smart, great conversation. She is very skilled and willing to please. She shows enthusiasm and emotion which makes the experience so much better. I highly recommend. Will definitely repeat.