Massage Parlor Reports

[PlanTwoStan]

Went in afternoon, met by very cute Jenny in tight short skirt. Went for HH, 0. 4+1. 2. She was sexy, decent English (not great but better than some) . When I asked her where she's from, she said "her parents were Chinese" . She was definitely spunky. I messed the visit up as I did it impromptu. Didn't take my special pill before (I thought I was able to go due to multiple days in between, well, not so much). Went for a while, then had to use the hand method to finish. She had good sized T's and was sexy AF. Pretty face (IMHO). The conversation afterwards gave me a chuckle. I told her she was sexy, she said "what about me is sexy?" I grabbed and pointed to all the good parts. She really loved her nails, and was showing them off (they were cool). She asked "how old you think I am?" . I answered honestly, maybe 38 . I can never tell with attractive mid-range Asians. She looked offended (I hope fake) and said (very emphatically) she was 28! (Doh) Anyhow, she made me promise to visit again, I'd love to, but we'll see next time I'm out in LaLa! Definitely thought Jenny was good time, and nice visit.

[Hentai Man]

Thanks for sharing. Did you get the full hour?

Next to astros in silver lake is a day spa in a small strip mall. Jessica is my favorite, fit with bolt ons. No under the pants touching but she will pull her top up. Standard okay massage $ all in. Not a bad spot for a quick he. I don't know if anything else is on the menu, I haven't tried. YMMV.

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[PriscillaM]

I took a break from the wharf at 119** wilshire for a bit. I went in today, preceded by some runty asian guy who might be the owner. I get in and Wendy greets me, Wendy is a rich man's marge Simpson, she is as tall as Brittney Griner but not as feminine looking.

Wendy tells me they have a new girl for me. So I give her 60 and go into room 2 and read some news about someone being sued for plagiarism by Joe Biden for writing a book called the worst foreign policy since Obama.

In comes ling. Ling is probably 36-40. She looks like a catcher's mitt. If you are into the massage part, and who isn't (fucken normies), she did a 30 minute massage you probably could not get at the four seasons. The only spot she missed on my back was my asshole.

She had me flip after a hot towel wash, and went for my feet, and I called no joy. She then started flicking my massive sack and went at it. She did go slow and let me take off her top to reveal the worst San Fernando valley paralegal Westfield mall tits ever. She rubbed them on my chest. Finally I had to move her around to get her to get me near the finish line and then it started. Oh, you tell me what you want honey, you like it slow honey, so sexy honey, if hezbollah does launch 1000 missiles do you think the us will get involved by bombing strategic targets in Syria and Iran honey.

I tipped 100 after a weak nutting.

On they way out I saw Kiki. I hope Wilie has to ride with her in an elevator for all eternity and eat her armpits. She is nasty.

[DataTl]

Next to astros in silver lake is a day spa in a small strip mall. Jessica is my favorite, fit with bolt ons. No under the pants touching but she will pull her top up. Standard okay massage $ all in. Not a bad spot for a quick he. I don't know if anything else is on the menu, I haven't tried. YMMV.

[Slicer4]

The old staff was:

Joanna. A bona fide fucking and sucking machine. Not really attractive, about as tall as a fire hydrant, and breath that smelled of cock, but she could probably squeeze a diamond into a pulsar in her pussy.

Joy. Younger, maybe under 35 even. Bush that makes me proud in June to be a monger. Would not let me cim the second time.

Yoyo. A factory error. I rejected her.

When I was there, the place smelled of asian food (think the panda express shitter), cheap asian perfume, and balls.

New staff.

It did not smell this time.

Angela and summer. Two girls who if they worked on sawtelle would have a better trajectory than nvidia. In other words, total undoable pigs that only hot young asian lovers would get it in with. Each of them is about 5 foot nothing and look like someone blowtorched their faces.

Lulu. An actual fookable asian. Has a well designed Bush and in mish with her legs around you has a good squeeze and the stylus really hits the groovve. Is about as active in the fucking as AOC at an israeli food festival. She was bored even though I did make her cum 6 times. In flat doggie, her ass is so flat my dick fell out. The room was way too hot, but her looks are decent. She also does a terrible BBBBBBJ. It felt like I was watching the view nude on a couch with clay aiken.

If you go there, only do the half hour for 50 and they want 140 to let your penor into their moo goo gai pussy.

I think this staff will be there for the next two weeks. I won't be back, lulu is not worth repeating.

Agree, Joanna was best of last crew, and new crew seems not the best. Joanna is available at their Bellflower location though!

[JonathonJammer]

Exactly, descriptions are super helpful for us in deciding who to see (one of the main purposes of the board), ie, breast appearance, nipple type and size, pussy hair / trim, clit and lips details. Also more generally overall appearance sexiness and whatever make her distinct from of any other of the 1000's of providers in our region. TIA.

Although it's great to have all these descriptions it is a plus it's not always necessary for me. Of course I want to know if she's fat ugly or old and maybe BBW? For me it's not of how the service is. There are a lot of fine asf providers I've fucked that were the lamest at giving me pleasure. I would rather have a okay looking woman but when she is doggy style she is face down ass up and arch's asf and letting me slam my big cock deep I side that puss!

[PriscillaM]

The old staff was:

Joanna. A bona fide fucking and sucking machine. Not really attractive, about as tall as a fire hydrant, and breath that smelled of cock, but she could probably squeeze a diamond into a pulsar in her pussy.

Joy. Younger, maybe under 35 even. Bush that makes me proud in June to be a monger. Would not let me cim the second time.

Yoyo. A factory error. I rejected her.

When I was there, the place smelled of asian food (think the panda express shitter), cheap asian perfume, and balls.

New staff.

It did not smell this time.

Angela and summer. Two girls who if they worked on sawtelle would have a better trajectory than nvidia. In other words, total undoable pigs that only hot young asian lovers would get it in with. Each of them is about 5 foot nothing and look like someone blowtorched their faces.

Lulu. An actual fookable asian. Has a well designed Bush and in mish with her legs around you has a good squeeze and the stylus really hits the groovve. Is about as active in the fucking as AOC at an israeli food festival. She was bored even though I did make her cum 6 times. In flat doggie, her ass is so flat my dick fell out. The room was way too hot, but her looks are decent. She also does a terrible BBBBBBJ. It felt like I was watching the view nude on a couch with clay aiken.

If you go there, only do the half hour for 50 and they want 140 to let your penor into their moo goo gai pussy.

I think this staff will be there for the next two weeks. I won't be back, lulu is not worth repeating.

[PriscillaM]

Any reports?

The website is something else.

https://randiweb.my.canva.site/smassage

I walked in the other day. Mamasan looked like maybe she was a star on Kaotic.com = the run over by a caterpillar D9 section. The only other gal on staff looked like most of the unfuckable gals on sawtelle that the throne sniffers on the user forum post love ballads about.

It is a terrible place to get in and out of, so you have to park elsewhere, I may give it a second chance.

[Vulva Nut]

What is a perfect body to you? Give an example?

Exactly, descriptions are super helpful for us in deciding who to see (one of the main purposes of the board), ie, breast appearance, nipple type and size, pussy hair / trim, clit and lips details. Also more generally overall appearance sexiness and whatever make her distinct from of any other of the 1000's of providers in our region. TIA.

[DaddyGoogle]

Any reports?

The website is something else.

https://randiweb.my.canva.site/smassage

[IlilI]

What is a perfect body to you? Give an example?

Dakota Tyler (send recs).

[RockItAllNite]

Went to Sun Beauty in Winnetka today. Beautiful girl greeted me and I paid for the hour. Led to a room which was also larger than usual and very nice. She said her name was ViVi and she told me to get undressed & wait on the table. She came back and have a very good massage. Probably a solid 15-20 minutes and she knows what she's doing. It felt great. Toward the end of the massage on back side, she took off her dress. Gorgeous body. Dang near perfect. I didn't want the full menu. Option for BJ and paid $100. She's a master at teasing and working her magic. Eventually popped and it was amazing. She cleaned me up, and told me to come back soon.

She's here for the month of June, then back to SD. Do yourselves a favor and make the trip to Winnetka. ViVi is amazing.

What is a perfect body to you? Give an example?

[LoneStar1979]

Went to Sun Beauty in Winnetka today. Beautiful girl greeted me and I paid for the hour. Led to a room which was also larger than usual and very nice. She said her name was ViVi and she told me to get undressed & wait on the table. She came back and have a very good massage. Probably a solid 15-20 minutes and she knows what she's doing. It felt great. Toward the end of the massage on back side, she took off her dress. Gorgeous body. Dang near perfect. I didn't want the full menu. Option for BJ and paid $100. She's a master at teasing and working her magic. Eventually popped and it was amazing. She cleaned me up, and told me to come back soon.

She's here for the month of June, then back to SD. Do yourselves a favor and make the trip to Winnetka. ViVi is amazing.

[Jbjb1983]

They're posting blatently transparent ads all over Google. What are the odds this is a straight up LE honeypot?

Then if it was a honeypot I would've been arrested 5 times already. Where on google do they post? I only seen their ads on bedpage and a Hx account that promotes them. I recently went again and got a lovely named "lulu". A sexy MILF skinny with perfect man made tits. Tiny tight pussy. Got BBBJ and covered FS to end the session. On the way out they introduced me to a new girl and I grabbed Joanna ass and she was happy to see me and welcomed me back. So no it's not a honeypot.

[Aniceman333]

I agree, that's way too much for FS, but my main point is that you get a great service for the standard pricing & I really hit it off with one of the girls, so we exchanged numbers and I am admittedly biased. Maybe I've been unlucky, but I haven't found anything close to nuru style for a decent price and / or that was actually worth the price. I haven't made it to Marina Del Rey but the few places in SGV or near downtown were overpriced and a joke as far as service.

Bottom line, I found a new massage place in the middle of DTLA with daily updates & a lot of talent to choose from. I was just hoping to pass the info along.

Thanks great intel. If you can afford it and enjoy it, do it. Let others ***** about the prices. I can afford those prices and a lot more, so I will be going. Appreciate the info.