Escort Reports

[AntBz]

Found this in another thread. Good for a chuckle for me. Hope others enjoy it as well.

PSA: Ad translations.

If you are confused by what a girl means in her ad, use this translation sheet. There's what she says and what she really means:

Curvy: Fat.

Thick: Fat.

Juicy: Fat.

MILF: Old and fat.

Petite: Short and fat.

Fun Sized: Usually short, always fat.

Wet wet: Fat. Doesn't shower between clients.

BBW: Impossibly fat.

Snow Bunny: White.

Mixed: Black.

Exotic: Black.

From the Islands: Black.

Asian: Actually Asian, occasionally black.

No AA: My pimp is black.

Independent: My pimp will stay out of sight during your visit.

I'm Mobile: My pimp will drive me to your place and case the joint during our session.

Open Minded: 3 hole Friendly.

Squirter: I'll piss on you.

Party Friendly: Junkie.

Spinner: Usually junkie.

Trucker Friendly: I will suck your dick behind a Wendy's dumpster.

Deposit Required: Scam artist.

Verification Required: Scam artist and / or blackmailer.

Upscale: Same lousy service, but higher price.

Discreet: 15 guys visit me here every day and I don't want the hotel manager / AirBnb kicking me out.

My Photos are Real: My photos are from 5 years and 50 lbs ago.

Text Only: I spent money on drugs instead of my phone bill and now I'm stuck using a free text app over my slum notel's Wi-Fi.

No Cops: I don't understand how the law works.

I Love White Guys: Overpay me.

Discounts available: My dealer is on his way.

Mature Men Only: Overpay me, don't fuck me too hard, and leave early.

No Time Wasters: I will waste your time.

No calls / Text only: "My Pimp is texting for me".

[Pete3854]

Anyone remember Brooke Billions? Saw her way back in the day. She hit me up that's she's in town but staying utr. Anyone seen her yet?

Really? All I remember is what a shit show she became. All the bad reviews and a few cash grabs.

[WaginTail]

Anyone remember Brooke Billions? Saw her way back in the day. She hit me up that's she's in town but staying utr. Anyone seen her yet?

She was a great provider back in the day, saw her several times. Would like to re aquatint with her if you have digits.

[BassMaster1]

Anyone remember Brooke Billions? Saw her way back in the day. She hit me up that's she's in town but staying utr. Anyone seen her yet?

Always wanted to see her great tits but never was able to connect when I reached out wouldn't mind trying again sometime.

[RushBlitzer]

Anyone remember Brooke Billions? Saw her way back in the day. She hit me up that's she's in town but staying utr. Anyone seen her yet?

[WayneJWorld]

Big as she is I'm surprised she out dashed you.

What happened?

That made my day. Thanks for the laugh.

[KPat47]

Little head got the better of me.

Avoid. I belive I have seen many bad reviews but didn't do my homework.

https://skipthegames.com/posts/grand...n/102298645015

Staying at the grand mark. Pulls the old got to leave for some reason then some dude walks in.

Out.

[Monger01]

Avoid!! Cash and dash.

https://skipthegames.com/posts/grand...a/232200718282

Big as she is I'm surprised she out dashed you.

What happened?

[Monger01]

Since my last post about Tiny comms have improved with her. I've seen her a few times now both for cardates and incall. Last visit I remembered to bring a cover so tried FS.
Hitting that skinny little minx from behind with that school girl skirt pulled up was sweet. She gets into it well, takes diection and is vocal.

Best part is she is tight. Super tight. I suppose given she probably weighs 75 lbs soaking wet its not a surprise but she is about as tight as my atf from the past Destiny (may she rest in peace). Any of you other long time mongers here that recall Destiny you needed lube for vaginal sex with her. Tiny is right there.
With comms improved and good service and good attitude I recommend Tiny.

See Tazz's post below for digits as she does not advertise as far as I know.

Still trying to see CJ again but my schedule isn't lining up well with her availability right now.

[Shawtren]

Avoid!! Cash and dash.

https://skipthegames.com/posts/grand...a/232200718282

That was close! I was just thinking of pulling the trigger so I could see those beautiful eyes look up at me while getting a BBBJ. I think I will pass now. Thanks for the warning.

Play safe!

Shaw.

[Bb993]

Back at it & not posting often enough!

Emmy. UTR posted about recently. One of the best bjs I've ever had in the backseat of her car. She's a wildcat.

Jasmine. Market & Godfrey. Affordable, available, amenable to lots of things, swallows while you're in her throat.

Breezii. The OG. Currently by the Woodland Mall, the bjs just seem to get better each visit (but the price stays the same). Downside? She didn't have A / C my last visit. Hope she got it fixed!

Curly Sue / Jenna. I think I'm done. No longer worth it for the amount of crazy you deal with to get a BJ. Also, told me she hasnt done FS since getting out of jail. YMMV.

Keyshiiastar / Keyshiia / Whatever - 2nd trip to town I've reached out. Good comms this time. Except that when I reached out about an hour before, she went radio silent. Claimed later she was asleep. With that ass though, I may try again.

[Bkobe824]

Avoid!! Cash and dash.

https://skipthegames.com/posts/grand...a/232200718282

[DontPlayWell19]

I would tell her good fucking luck with that!

Pics where used 7 years ago in Detroit, Ann Arbor.

[Comrad]

Was looking forward to seeing Sofia. Beautiful girl, but wanted $400 for a HJ. DJ.

https://tryst.link/escort/sofia-xxx

I would tell her good fucking luck with that!

[FelterSnatch58]

The review is on the Muskegon board.

FS. Thank you for the warning.

Yes Muskegon, My apologies and your welcome.