Massage Parlor Reports

**Tomato15** · 06-21-24 12:34

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I promise you that if you make another fake account to write fake reviews I will edit them in ways you will not like.

A2

**Amp Guide** · 06-21-24 12:11

And it seems morning is best to not have the hurry up and interupted many times session. Nothing worse then the girl running out.

I an not as prone to visiting with the hot weather unless I can shower and clean up after work. Wanted so bad to visit last nigth but I was just too dirty and did not really want to use a shower at one of the places.

So many new ones. Anyone been to M massage on stark at about 140th.

Best all.

Have a great day.

**BareDog69** · 06-21-24 00:44

First off, I broke the rule of never frequenting on a Friday late afternoon. Evidently the gal was working solo, Eve, I believe was her name, limited English skills. 30's decent body great smile. So so massage skills, plenty of teasing at first before the flip. Then you mongers started to come in, door buzzer goes off, she runs to the front, comes back, start again, buzzer goes off, she runs upfront, comes back, start again, then a third buzzer, however this time she puts the guy in a room, comes back and went in for a quick finish. Combination HJ & BJ. . 6 for the house. 7 for the finish. 60 minute session cut to a little over 30, all ok, discounted fee for the finish.

Busy strip mall location, recommend parking near Mexican restaurant if discretion is warranted.

Please keep in mind that your YMMV and tastes & expectation's may not align with mine.

**BartOCavanaugh** · 06-20-24 22:53

First of all, I restarted my mongering career. After a break of over a year. Damn economy!!

I visited the ever dependable Zen on Hall Blvd. Heaven.

I am looking for ladies that are open to fun, preferably commando, and in the 45 plus age category. Let me know here or PM. I have stories from years past. Re-entry baby!! Yee haw!!

**SageSix** · 06-20-24 14:41

Originally Posted by Trumpeter [View Original Post]

Recently, I was helping a friend move in Seattle and decided I deserved a massage on my way home. I stopped at several places in Federal Way and Tacoma and ended up choosing a decent-looking granny at a place that was $50 an hour. With all the lifting that day, I was looking for a good massage and a shower. I've come to expect the older ones to give a better massage and they had a stand-up shower. The place was not fancy at all but it was clean. I got undressed, and she showed me to the shower, where I got in and waited for the water to warm up. Unexpectedly, while I was waiting, she removed her clothes and stepped in beside me. There wasn't much playing; it was more of the most practical way for her to wash me. I was expecting to wash myself, so this was a nice surprise.

Unfortunately, the rest of the visit wasn't that great. She let me down with my logic about older providers giving good massages. She also had the worst English I've ever encountered. Even with Google Translate, I was still having a lot of trouble. Still, I had a good time, but I won't be in a hurry to return.

I tell the story to see if anyone knows of anywhere around here where they provide a caring service. I'm primarily looking for a good massage, and any extras are a bonus. I prefer to avoid FS providers because they tend to focus on the extras and want the money that goes with FS. Getting the full hour is also important, especially when it's the massage that I went for. I don't care about their age and not too much about looks either, although an attractive provider is a bonus. Anyone have any suggestions?

Sounds like you are seeking for Massage service mainly, there are quite a few in Beaverton. The ladies are usually well-trained in massage skill and just do little extra HJ or have you DIY. Brain dead at the moment, I'll go pay some visits and share the results!

Yeah, you'll be surprised that sometimes it is the younger and hotter girls that has the better massage skills, coming in from big cities like LA or New York. The best massage I had is from a young girl in her mid 20's. She told me she went to training school in China!

**Benson008** · 06-20-24 11:19

I had to renew my license so while close by I went in an old GOTO place asking for Lulu, who was no longer there. I was foolish enough to try her replacement and sorry I did. I will not be returning.

**JayXakain** · 06-19-24 22:18

Originally Posted by Wagnerb [View Original Post]

How was the other monger being too obvious? Was he fanning his money or adjusting his package walking up to the door or something?

As far as parking goes, I consider it the same as going to a strip club. People either know you're going in for a carnal pleasure, or they're naive enough to actually think you're just there for a massage or shot of whiskey, respectively. As long as LEO doesn't approach for a conversation, I'm not going to care about what a stranger thinks.

Have you ever seen someone shady go back and forth and stop before going somewhere? Just like that.

You might not care, but most people do.

**Wagnerb** · 06-19-24 19:32

Originally Posted by JayXakain [View Original Post]

Felt the itch and had to pay a visit to our friend Angela. You know what you are going for and you'll leave satisfied. We usually take care of the fee right away, I prefer getting that out of the way. She helped me out of my clothes, seemed slightly more excited than me LOL. A very good and very long BJ, then she rode for a while. We switched to k9, I'm slightly on the bigger side so always got to start slow with her but she can definitely take a pounding. Used up my hour and finished in the bag.

Definitely the "old reliable".

Saw one of you mongers going in for the other girl before me. Advise for next time, don't park directly in front of the establishment and try not to look as obvious as you did 😂.

How was the other monger being too obvious? Was he fanning his money or adjusting his package walking up to the door or something?

As far as parking goes, I consider it the same as going to a strip club. People either know you're going in for a carnal pleasure, or they're naive enough to actually think you're just there for a massage or shot of whiskey, respectively. As long as LEO doesn't approach for a conversation, I'm not going to care about what a stranger thinks.

**JayXakain** · 06-19-24 18:04

Felt the itch and had to pay a visit to our friend Angela. You know what you are going for and you'll leave satisfied. We usually take care of the fee right away, I prefer getting that out of the way. She helped me out of my clothes, seemed slightly more excited than me LOL. A very good and very long BJ, then she rode for a while. We switched to k9, I'm slightly on the bigger side so always got to start slow with her but she can definitely take a pounding. Used up my hour and finished in the bag.

Definitely the "old reliable".

Saw one of you mongers going in for the other girl before me. Advise for next time, don't park directly in front of the establishment and try not to look as obvious as you did 😂.

**Amp Guide** · 06-19-24 12:16

The popular places for FS tend to lead to the rushed services. THey hot bunk you. Navy style. No sheet change Just towel. Get you off and off to the next guy. Likely easier on the girl as she does not have to work much, just lay there or relax while the guy uses her. Which is fine. I tend to like the quiet places where you can get a good rub and then the services you want.

That said. So many places so little time. Money is not the issue Time is.

Might check out the place near Chai Thai. One never knows.

Stay safe out there guys and gals.

**WestSidePunter** · 06-19-24 01:57

Originally Posted by AverageJoseph [View Original Post]

Anyone have any updates on this location. Wondering if it's worth a visit or not.

All the extras are available at pretty standard rates. It's frequently pretty rushed, and I've never had a hint of bare there. I also don't care for how busy the intersection is.

Yet I return every so often.

**Dexxzy** · 06-19-24 01:07

Originally Posted by AverageJoseph [View Original Post]

Anyone have any updates on this location. Wondering if it's worth a visit or not.

Went there very recently and saw Lisa. Tall-ish and slim with nice face. Gave a really good deep massage and extras. Did not offer bare anything, contrary to what the other thread suggests. Only saw one person (didn't see anyone named Vicki, but it could've been her off day).

**Craniack** · 06-18-24 22:22

Originally Posted by Trumpeter [View Original Post]

I'm primarily looking for a good massage, and any extras are a bonus. I prefer to avoid FS providers because they tend to focus on the extras and want the money that goes with FS. Getting the full hour is also important, especially when it's the massage that I went for. I don't care about their age and not too much about looks either, although an attractive provider is a bonus. Anyone have any suggestions?

Lucy at Blue Ocean 100%.

**AverageJoseph** · 06-18-24 20:10

Anyone have any updates on this location. Wondering if it's worth a visit or not.

**WarpFactor69** · 06-18-24 15:25

Originally Posted by WarpFactor69 [View Original Post]

Red star on Glisan has left the building. Not a trace remains, I accidentally drove past it because all the signs are gone. That's too bad, I had a great experience there a few weeks ago, in March.

On to the next.

I stopped by there recently, they are back in business. Perhaps ownership changed hands.