Massage Parlor Reports

[PuntaJaco43]

I don't know their exact ages, but Cindy and Sunny at May Wellness (not "M & why") look like they would fit that demographic.

No, they don't.

Sunny is 34 and Cindy is not quite 40 but Cindy has the better body, if you can believe that. Cindy looks like a 30 year old from the neck down; I know both intimately. I will agree with Fakename: There are no real, under 30 year old providers in this area but who needs them.

The gals a May-wellness are hot. IMHO.

Regards.

Pj.

[Big Daddy Don]

Can you please decipher these NASA codes? Thanks.

Haha! Yea, I was just trying to add some humor. PA knows the game. The good times used to be here in VA like June at HWC who would prop one foot up on the table and grab me by the sack pulling me in while going at it from behind. No GPS (golden pussy syndrome) they knew the price and the goods were outstanding. Ah, the days. Then a crackdown came and they moved into DC.

Now, well, hit the dating app if you are young and have time.

[FakeName3]

No, they don't.

When I hear a manger here in NOVA say their provider is in her 20's.

Until you have been to Asia and banged an 18 or 20 yo you just don't know what you are talking about. A 20 yo Asian provider has no body fat, no wrinkles, perky tits, and little, if any, body hair. They look and smell clean and you can lick then head to toe and every place between because they even taste fresh. Best of all I have never has a 20 yo provider (seen hundreds) that complained about fucking.

Do yourself a favor and before you start categorizing NOVA girls as 20's go over to Thailand, Philippines, Cambodia, or Indonesia and try one, or a dozen, out.

[SonChi]

Many of us have a crush on Sarah, the tall, super fit MILF that worked at Eleven, then J and why. Well she landed at Orange Spa at 2102 Gallows Rd Suite D 2nd FL in Vienna. I think this used to be Bubbly Spa. She told me it's a new name under new management. I had never been there before, so I am not sure how things where before. The place was clean with easy parking.

Anyhow, Sarah is a favorite of mine, so we basically made out like teenagers when we saw each other, she delivered an expert massage as usual, and offered multiple finish options, and I took her through some of the alphabet, as usual. I left feeling great, as usual. She is fit as ever, hair is more brown and longer, looking better than the orange / blond as before, and is sexy, sexy, sexy to me. I stayed a half hour, so 0. 6 + 1. 6. Again, I always enjoy myself with Sarah, so this was worth it to me.

She is working with a woman named Abby I believe, also formerly from Eleven. She was attractive, slim, and a bit shorter than Sarah. I talked with both of them as I was leaving. I do not think that I have seen her before, but some may remember her.

Anyhow, Orange is super convenient for me, J and why was just too far, so I'll be back to see Sarah soon. YMMV.

[BubbleBoi402]

No, they don't.

They told me their ages and Sunny is in her mid 30's and Cindy is in her mid 40's. It's difficult to get 20's in dmv.

[Amsterdam2022]

I don't know their exact ages, but Cindy and Sunny at May Wellness (not "M & why") look like they would fit that demographic.

No, they don't.

[BuckshotWatson]

Can't find any.

Even no HJ is fine.

I don't know their exact ages, but Cindy and Sunny at May Wellness (not "M & why") look like they would fit that demographic.

[PilotAviator]

Can you please decipher these NASA codes? Thanks.

2002 is reference to time travel (back 20 years) - with the implied reference the ladies working at HWC (Health and Wellness Center. Which was the subject of an earlier post in the same thread) would be 20 years younger, thus in the age-range requested by the poster of the original thread.

Not everything on the boards is a serious discussion and some "lighten the mood" with a bit of humor.

However, the answer to most questions can be found by reading the friendly forum (RTFF) -- and usually you only need to use the search function, or read-back a half-dozen or less pages.

Always be nice to the ladies.

PA.

[JmSuttr]

When he wrote that statement you quoted, I read it as him referring to his view of buttress lane. If it was a generalization, I agree about the lack of perfume (I don't want their perfume on me), their breath is often bad and their clothes may smell if they cooked a meal. They have plenty of mouthwash, often times in a disgustingly dirty bottle.

Here's why I stand by my original interpretation:

1. In his reply to me, the OP had ample opportunity to clarify that he was only referring to a single establishment. Not only did he not do that, but he doubled down on the generalized nature of his prior post.

2. His statement "I didn't write my reviews based on a few experiences, I wrote them based on more than 20 years of experience," is clearly not in line with your interpretation that he was only talking about one specific place. Rather it supports my interpretation that he's making statements that refer to Chinese MPs, and Chinese women, in general.

3. His further statement "I have a lot of experience and data (owners, providers, mms) in Virginia, Maryland, Washington DC and other states" is also clearly emphasizing the general, rather than specific.

You're certainly entitled to your interpretation, but I respectfully submit that a plain reading of both posts supports my original reply. Also, please note that you're raising an interpretation that even the OP hasn't set forth.

[Amsterdam2022]

Sure there are. They are in 2002 or so at HWC and a few other places. When you get the machine built please let me know. I'd like to go back 20 or so years myself.

Can you please decipher these NASA codes? Thanks.

[LongBone]

As far as I know Anita doesn't work anymore.

She's around. Works part time. Very nice.

[DonQuiote]

I decided to check out C&C in Herndon, as I was interested in Korean this evening.

I called first, and mamasan answered phone and told me she had nice young girl there and available right now.

So of course I head on over.

I walk in, greeted by mamasan, I pay her. 6 for hhr.

She tells me to get undressed, and she smiles and says in her deep raspy voice, I have nice, young girl for you, honey.

So she leaves, and I slowly get undressed. I take my time, folding my clothes neatly, so that I'm standing in the buff when the "nice, young girl" comes in.

So she walks in and compliments me, how nice my body is, blah blah blah.

And what my eyes are seeing is not computing with what mamasan had been telling me. Because the woman who was complimenting me, was not a "nice, young girl" She was, in fact, and old lady, done up with too much make-up and fake eyelashes, and leathery face and thin old lady legs. She was probably younger than mamasan and she may have been nice, but she was not what I was thinking when I hear "nice, young girl".

But I'm already standing there in the buff, so what can I do??

Well, she asks me if I want a table shower, even though I only paid for hhr, so I say yes, yes I do.

She leaves to get the shower ready, and I immediately begins getting dressed quickly, so that by the time she comes into the room to get me, I'm now fully dressed.

I apologize to her and just say that I received a call from a partner, and I need to leave to go to an impromptu meeting. I politely tell her, I'll be back soon hopefully.

She shows me a frown, and then walks me to the door, and then I say, I need to see mamasan to get the. 6 back, since I had to go.

So we chase down mamasan, I do get my refund and leave, thankful that I just saved myself $1. 0 or more. I then go over to Breeze, but the young girl comes out to tell me they are busy, and to come back in 45 minutes.

At this point, I'm gun shy to try Herndon Therapy, so I just go home, with my cash in hand.

[DonQuiote]

Can't find any.

Even no HJ is fine.

Yes, Relaxation Studio on Atlantic Blvd in Sterling and also Breeze Spa in Herndon.

However, these are only HJ, and nothing more than touching outside of clothing.

The good news is you can be in and out for $90-$100.

[Mike85]

If your generalizations were simply about the lack of table showers, I wouldn't have posted a response. Here is an example of a generalization you made about Chinese MP women that I found unwarranted and objectionable:

"They don't use mouse (SIC) wash or clean, and they don't use perfume. Their heads and clothes smell like food. It's disgusting, especially the bad breath".

I've also had decades of mongering experience, including many delightful visits to Chinese MPs with excellent massage and table showers. If I have a bad experience at one, I put the blame on that specific place, I don't generalize about all Chinese MPs, or all Chinese masseuses.

What seems rather odd is that, if you really think they're so bad, why would you ever visit them at all? Here's an analogy: If you've visited restaurants for 20+ years and found that you really dislike seafood restaurants, after a few visits you'd almost certainly avoid them entirely. Therefore, other than for those initial visits, one would expect that all your restaurant reviews would be for non-seafood places, right? So it's hard to understand why you're still visiting and reviewing the Chinese AMPs you say you don't like.

When he wrote that statement you quoted, I read it as him referring to his view of buttress lane. If it was a generalization, I agree about the lack of perfume (I don't want their perfume on me), their breath is often bad and their clothes may smell if they cooked a meal. They have plenty of mouthwash, often times in a disgustingly dirty bottle.

[Big Daddy Don]

Can't find any.

Even no HJ is fine.

Sure there are. They are in 2002 or so at HWC and a few other places. When you get the machine built please let me know. I'd like to go back 20 or so years myself.