Escort Reviews

[Mr Blue 314]

Hey Yask-Why, my apologies if ya felt I was "dogging you down". Surely wasn't my intention. Sorry if ya felt that way!

I just received many requests from fellow mongers regarding "over hyped" ladies (last few weeks). I tried to answer them all with a couple posts. The state of mongering is at an all time low.

You are a good friend, a great contributor. I almost always agree with you. We have very similar taste in service expectation (s), looks and the like. Only one thing (I can think of) we differ on the "Fat ass".

Everyone has different likes and dislikes. Many of the questions (s) I received were why have I not had these ladies? What is the definition of a true spinner? Video verification, driver license verification, real mongering number (no burner)? Deposits, pay first and a couple bareback questions.

I answered some questions directly by private message. Some via burner text and or burner email address. I hope ya not "salty at me". Again, many apologizes. Not my intentions sir.

Gentelmen, spread some legs, be an alpha man! Girls take kindness for weakness (ya don't have to be a dick).

An escort is, selling pussy not your girlfriend. She most likely doesn't like you. She wants to do the least amount of work for the most money. Higher pricing doesn't necessalary mean better pussy.

For the record: Blue never pays for only fans, content, panties, home-made videos and or dirty texting. To each thire own!

No judgement zone! Just one old man's (very seasons and rode hard) opinion. They are like assholes (according to my dad) everyone has one (opinion)!

Drop your nut and watch your 6. Remember, don't hitch your wagon to one ***** ! I made this mistake (in the past). If the ***** is talking she is lying! Insert you cock down her throat is the only way to keep her from lying. Your paying her to service you. Not the other way around.

Blue is always willing to spend some gas money on some fresh Central Ohio Pussy. I've mongered in many states and a few other countries. Blue is always interviewing new ladies for Blue Approved status.

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Damn, Mr Blue. You're dragging me but I hear you. The curiosity blinded me. The ass did not disappoint though. Won't spend that type of date dollars again but will if she offers a discount. Wasn't looking for a spinner. Glad she wasn't. Too many of the Columbus spinners need several months worth of red meat and potatoes. They look awful dog.

[YAskWhy]

Becca is defientaly not a spinner. Ya can not have a thick "fat ass" and be a spinner!

5 ft 3; 96-100 pounds; hard body gymist style body.

She doesn't meet any one of these requirements.

Read what the dictionary defines as a true certified spinner.

Again, thick and fat are automatic disqualifiers even with beer goggles!

Notice the part about wanting sex, health looking "liking sex" and is a sexual explorer. She is disqualified even before we go to the height and weight requirements.

🔵. Again covered blow should be an automatic disqualifiers as well. Doesn't meet the likes to explore sexual activities!

Damn, Mr Blue. You're dragging me but I hear you. The curiosity blinded me. The ass did not disappoint though. Won't spend that type of date dollars again but will if she offers a discount. Wasn't looking for a spinner. Glad she wasn't. Too many of the Columbus spinners need several months worth of red meat and potatoes. They look awful dog.

[YAskWhy]

She was a spinner used to be very skinny. Its been years since I have seen her. She had a pretty open menu when I sampled. She was also a heavy user back then not sure what she has been up too now.

Communication is terrible at best which is why I have not been back. If you don't value, my time I will take my resources elsewhere. I understand you get busy but when this happens multiple times I just move on. Not to mention her donations are pricey and to top it all a CBJ LOL I think I will pass! If you are that paranoid to only offer CBJ then you should probably find a new profession. No judgement though I do like her recent pics. Stay safe!

DJ.

She is definitely thick now, but not out of hand. Yes I spent too much on the first date, yes, I should know better but that ass attached to her is 100 percent joy if your a butt man. If she had lower date requirements, I would hit it on the regular. Something about a firm legit ass on a white lady is inviting. For once, a white lady online wasn't 85 pounds, a skeleton or used to have an ass but now it sags like old gutters. It took me reaching a lot to finally connect. We probably chalk that up to a handler doing the communication. Definitely seems like she has one.

[YAskWhy]

You might have dodged a bullet with this one. I have been asked for a dick pics in the past. Just find one from the internet that is the same color as yours. These girls are not exactly detectives. Never made sense to me also. Along with asking me if I am affiliated with LE. Like really do you think if I was LE I would have to tell you. Always makes me laugh when I am asked this.

Back to Brittney when I arrived she was fixed on her phone. Annoying but asked if everything was ok and had some excuse about a fight with her mom. Back to the room and we get naked then she decide to tell me her kids were being dropped off and that we need to hurry. Red flag I know but I was already butt booty naked and the little head was talking. Proceeded with a lack luster BJ and reminder that I have to be quick. Whatever bend her over and the hygiene was also off! Powered through it because at this point I am getting what I paid for. Dropped a big load on her butt and got out of there. Made sure to get it all over the place which she complained about. The little victories gentleman. One and done. Stay safe!!

DJ.

Good info man. Somehow this report doesn't surprise me. Our whole convo was just off. She never smiled and appeared to not be having her best day. I guess I was supposed to strip naked while driving on 70 west to make her comfortable. She is officially on my no contact list going forward. Bad hygiene while playing this game is just flat out unacceptable. Yes, you're right. The LE checks are dumb. I'm sure LE already has a playbook ready for the typical questions and dick pic asks. Plus, they don't have to work hard to nab the ladies.

[XMsao]

Not your fault. Friday at 7?

No I went Thursday afternoon.

[TheMilkMan13]

Yeah he is right on this I actually went there the other day to see the new girl. They said the time I asked for was not available but told me to come anyway hope I didn't steal your spot.

Not your fault. Friday at 7?

[DJBust44]

Tried to see this one a while back (told you short ladies with fat asses are a weak spot for me). Did FaceTime, even went and purchased covers. Insisted on a dick pic so I had to keep it moving. See how capitalism works. I took my 1. 5 and covers to Becca. Second time the dick pic card has been pulled on me this year after never happening to me at all. So somebody give me the drop on why that is a thing. I know it's an LE deterrent but something tells me they have stock photos if they really want to nab a provider. Is it race? Is it stored to drag you on social media later? Or is it just paranoid addicts being addicts? Just curious. I'm paranoid as hell too. Something tells me if LE wants you, they just come straight to your location. Doubt they spend 5-10 minutes on the phone for a misdemeanor.

https://skipthegames.com/posts/colum...-/200032133812

You might have dodged a bullet with this one. I have been asked for a dick pics in the past. Just find one from the internet that is the same color as yours. These girls are not exactly detectives. Never made sense to me also. Along with asking me if I am affiliated with LE. Like really do you think if I was LE I would have to tell you. Always makes me laugh when I am asked this.

Back to Brittney when I arrived she was fixed on her phone. Annoying but asked if everything was ok and had some excuse about a fight with her mom. Back to the room and we get naked then she decide to tell me her kids were being dropped off and that we need to hurry. Red flag I know but I was already butt booty naked and the little head was talking. Proceeded with a lack luster BJ and reminder that I have to be quick. Whatever bend her over and the hygiene was also off! Powered through it because at this point I am getting what I paid for. Dropped a big load on her butt and got out of there. Made sure to get it all over the place which she complained about. The little victories gentleman. One and done. Stay safe!!

DJ.

[DJBust44]

If you are into short ladies with nice fat asses (raising my hand), try to go see her. Pros- cute face, incredible bubble ass, thick not loose, pretty tight, smelled good, very laid back, cons-little high for a qv, CBJ but I'm cool with covered if the technique is cool and could use some oral attention but I didn't care after another provider would not see me because I would not provide a picture of my dick (more on that later), I'll never do that shit. Back to Becca, may not be for everybody but the ass guys should definitely go ride it.

https://skipthegames.com/posts/colum...-/148882253311

She was a spinner used to be very skinny. Its been years since I have seen her. She had a pretty open menu when I sampled. She was also a heavy user back then not sure what she has been up too now.

Communication is terrible at best which is why I have not been back. If you don't value, my time I will take my resources elsewhere. I understand you get busy but when this happens multiple times I just move on. Not to mention her donations are pricey and to top it all a CBJ LOL I think I will pass! If you are that paranoid to only offer CBJ then you should probably find a new profession. No judgement though I do like her recent pics. Stay safe!

DJ.

[MikeDlz]

Yeah he is right on this I actually went there the other day to see the new girl. They said the time I asked for was not available but told me to come anyway hope I didn't steal your spot.

They probably get enough no shows, that they just tell everyone to call when they get to the location, first to call is first to get in.

A number of years ago was at an apartment Asian place, was going to give one of them a ride, she thought she was done for the night, gave me a freebie.

She then got three successive calls, while I waited in the spare room. No wonder there calf and thigh are so firm, that's a lot of deep need bends every day, doing CG. Not very comfortable with that.

[XMsao]

I think when this happens someone beat you to it, they are not loyal it's first come first serve.

Yeah he is right on this I actually went there the other day to see the new girl. They said the time I asked for was not available but told me to come anyway hope I didn't steal your spot.

[ColumbusFun1]

I know she is legit. Hoping someone would PM me about details of seeing her. Price, activities, etc. Much appreciated.

https://milfy.com.listcrawler.eu/pos...mbus/171582964

[RickMann]

Be careful with Riverside Asians. Had a confirmed appointment with them and we were all good to go. I show up and they ghost me.

I think when this happens someone beat you to it, they are not loyal it's first come first serve.

[RufusFirefly]

I would say the reason a lady will ask for a dick pic is that it is proof you are not LEO. Not sure how much that will hold up in court.

That reminds me of a time awhile back where a lady asked me for one and I really wanted her to come to my hotel room. I accidentally sent it to the wrong number because I had called her. Nothing came of it and the lady never showed.

When asked for one I always wanted to send a picture of a cop. After all dick is slang for detective.

Tried to see this one a while back (told you short ladies with fat asses are a weak spot for me). Did FaceTime, even went and purchased covers. Insisted on a dick pic so I had to keep it moving. See how capitalism works. I took my 1. 5 and covers to Becca. Second time the dick pic card has been pulled on me this year after never happening to me at all. So somebody give me the drop on why that is a thing. I know it's an LE deterrent but something tells me they have stock photos if they really want to nab a provider. Is it race? Is it stored to drag you on social media later? Or is it just paranoid addicts being addicts? Just curious. I'm paranoid as hell too. Something tells me if LE wants you, they just come straight to your location. Doubt they spend 5-10 minutes on the phone for a misdemeanor.

https://skipthegames.com/posts/colum...-/200032133812

[Mr Blue 314]

Becca is defientaly not a spinner. Ya can not have a thick "fat ass" and be a spinner!

5 ft 3; 96-100 pounds; hard body gymist style body.

She doesn't meet any one of these requirements.

Read what the dictionary defines as a true certified spinner.

Again, thick and fat are automatic disqualifiers even with beer goggles!

Notice the part about wanting sex, health looking "liking sex" and is a sexual explorer. She is disqualified even before we go to the height and weight requirements.

🔵. Again covered blow should be an automatic disqualifiers as well. Doesn't meet the likes to explore sexual activities!

She ghosted me when I tried to make an appointment. Great communication until I was in the car then crickets. Guess I dodged a bullet with reports of CBJ, like Mr. Blue I have zero tolerance for that bullshit. They are highly unlikely to catch anything from a BBBJ. You're more likely to catch something from them.

Also, she's really pushing the definition of spinner now looking at those pics. You can't be a spinner and also be "thick". Spinners are skinny, slender. If there's no daylight between your thighs, you ain't a spinner sweetie.

[TheMilkMan13]

Be careful with Riverside Asians. Had a confirmed appointment with them and we were all good to go. I show up and they ghost me.