Massage Parlor Reports

[VillageRat]

The "waves of joy" crashed over only you dude. She was pretending. As she did with all the dudes before and after you.

Ew, I think I just threw up a little in my own mouth.

Please stop quoting these shills, you just create more work for us.

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[Alonzo919]

Gentlemen,

I have been following this board for a few weeks knowing that I'll be in town for 2 days (Tues and Wed) this week.

I've got one shot to experience Seattle's best. Since you all know schedules, locations, and standard operating procedures for these establishments, would one of you be so kind as to DM with how to maximize my experience this week? I should mention - Ill have to Uber, I can go anytime day or night, and Im staying in downtown Seattle.

I would be extremely grateful for any insight or tips!

Signed,

An east coast hobbyist.

Shanghai Spa in Everett.

Good Massage Renton.

You can't find anything better than this in our shitty state of WA.

[Dayman08]

Gentlemen,

I have been following this board for a few weeks knowing that I'll be in town for 2 days (Tues and Wed) this week.

I've got one shot to experience Seattle's best. Since you all know schedules, locations, and standard operating procedures for these establishments, would one of you be so kind as to DM with how to maximize my experience this week? I should mention - I’ll have to Uber, I can go anytime day or night, and I’m staying in downtown Seattle.

I would be extremely grateful for any insight or tips!

Signed,

An east coast hobbyist.

[Ishqr]

There was a soft glow of lights all over the room. She kept the lights down because she had to be at least 75 years old. I asked her for a BBBJ and she spit her teeth out and said ok.

I left, they wouldn't let me change or get a new girl. I forget her name but the place is Shangrila Spa. Stay far away.

[FlyingGolfball]

Angela's on period leave so Amy is covering until Monday when she goes back up to Everett.

Coco wore pigtails for me yesterday. She's so damn hot. Naughty babysitter fantasy unlocked.

I might ask Coco to do the same when I visit. Holy shit. Talked to Vivi just now and seems she would be in Shanghai this week.

[ScotchYoke]

Who are these love twins?

Welcome to the board. Get acquainted with the search function and you'll see everything you could possibly want to know about the love twins, including contact info. No need to ask, because you probably won't get a response.

[Member #6687]

I guess you haven't been to good massage or visited the Love Twins yet.

Who are these love twins?

[AsianGiant]

Any kind of interaction between AMP girls in a threesome is very rare at any price. Worst case is they will negotiate a large upsell for that and then do some very lame and mostly dramatized acting for you.

Best case is if you know both of the girls and they indicate to you that they would be into it before you ask. If you know one girl pretty well ask her if there is anybody who she would do all that with and what it would cost. Expect to spend a bit more in any event.

I guess you haven't been to good massage or visited the Love Twins yet.

[DatyMan007]

I'm told that both new girls next month at Bliss offer Greek "for additional tip" and that one of them is a squirter.

Manager Sasa will be visiting soon, too.

I got the sweet tooth for a squirting queen where about is Bliss located?? TIA.

[Skeete5555]

Angela's on period leave so Amy is covering until Monday when she goes back up to Everett.

Coco wore pigtails for me yesterday. She's so damn hot. Naughty babysitter fantasy unlocked.

AF, your bankroll for this hobby is infinite 😂. I don't partake in this hobby that often but even I wonder how much I've spent over the years. At least a down payment for a significant purchase haha.

[Marko Ramius]

... Is it a porn threesome or is it more like having sex with 2 girls that don't interact with each other?

Any kind of interaction between AMP girls in a threesome is very rare at any price. Worst case is they will negotiate a large upsell for that and then do some very lame and mostly dramatized acting for you.

Best case is if you know both of the girls and they indicate to you that they would be into it before you ask. If you know one girl pretty well ask her if there is anybody who she would do all that with and what it would cost. Expect to spend a bit more in any event.

[BackInSea]

I'm told that both new girls next month at Bliss offer Greek "for additional tip" and that one of them is a squirter.

Manager Sasa will be visiting soon, too.

Greek isn't a big deal for me, but squirter? ? ?

The only thing they need is a table shower and it's basically like the GFE AMPs in NYC.

AF you mentioned that a duo is possible for $300 (probably need to call ahead and make an appointment). Is it a porn threesome or is it more like having sex with 2 girls that don't interact with each other? I remember reading about a duo with Vivian and someone else, but it really didn't have a mention about the interaction between the 2 girls.

[AussieFury]

Went to go see Vivian at Bliss and it did not disappoint. As others have mentioned, she is RBGFE + Rimming. When I went I was greeted by Vivian who was wearing a school girl skirt. She is older, probably in her late 30's-early 40's, but attractive. Definitely not a granny and pretty average body with decent enhanced tits. Not a slim body, but not chubby either. Place is a little roughshod since they haven't even painted over the drywall yet. Vivian's English is pretty good which unfortunately means that only she can answer the phone and that phone was ringing off the hook.

Vivian definitely tried her best to give me good service, but because the phone kept ringing and 2 customers came in, she had to cut my time short. I can tell she was getting frustrated with the other girl since she sort of came in and gave Vivian the phone while we were in 69 LOL. She offered me a discount next time I come in and recommended that I try to come in the mornings when it's dead.

Nice thing is that Bliss is maybe a 5 minute drive for me and Love Sisters are also 5 minutes away from me so it definitely opens up the options. Also, and I'm not sure if it really means anything, but I thought Vivian was going to be Vietnamese (probably because whenever I hear the name Vivian or Vivi I think of Tongue Fu Vivi), but actually she's Chinese.

I'm told that both new girls next month at Bliss offer Greek "for additional tip" and that one of them is a squirter.

Manager Sasa will be visiting soon, too.

[AussieFury]

I have not visit Good since last week. I hope they don't have any new line up just yet?? No has left, tho, right?

Angela's on period leave so Amy is covering until Monday when she goes back up to Everett.

Coco wore pigtails for me yesterday. She's so damn hot. Naughty babysitter fantasy unlocked.

[RustyWebfFoot]

This one is a great intel. I really appreciate it.

I went in there and met "Liko." She is around mid-30's as my estimate. She is 5 feet 3 inches and slim, but has baby damaged. She has A cups up and sporting a Bush down. She is Chinese with a decent face as well.

She provided a mediocre massage. During the flip, she offered HE and hesitated for FS for a while. She finally gave in and quoted me 3 roses. She seemed to be annoyed by it. I think she is a bit insecure about his body. She has birth marks and dark nipples. We eventually agreed for 2 roses. CBJ was below average. She did allow me to enjoy her body with DATY. DATY was clearly enjoyed by her. She was twitching and guiding my face while her hands roam around her breasts. I helped her on that and squeeze those bags hard while I eat her out. After 15 minutes of DATY, she finally moaned hard signaling her O and pushed my head away from her pussy. Also, her pussy smells really nice.

She asked to get penetrated, and she could not wait at all. She was wet. She did not let me go in deep thou, but she was clearly cumming hard. I am pretty sure we were very loud during the deed. I eventually popped after a couple of positions, but I kept doing her until I got tired.

This lady clearly enjoys enjoys sex, and she is very sensual.

She thanked me and gave me a nice DFK. There was no DFK during the session, so it surprised me.

I honestly enjoyed my time (over 60 minutes). The session reminded me of Summer for Starpoint Massage (QQ) at Lake City Way.

Saw Sakura recently. Slightly chubby but cute. Massage was B average, I've had many better, and some worse. Paid 60 to the house for the hour. Flip after about 30 minutes. She indicated that FS was an option so I ponied up 2 for the tip. Lfk, 69 (tasty and shaved), cowgirl finish. Had to be quiet as I could hear other gents in the lobby. Completed the hour with more meh massage. She gave me her number on the way out, in case I wanted to reconnect directly. Probably will repeat.