Massage Parlor Reports

**RogerOver** · 06-16-24 10:44

Originally Posted by PointDexterJr [View Original Post]

What is a standard NoVA?

HJ?

NOrthern Virgini A finish. It's how they refer to it in AMP reports over in those threads. I guess they think massages with handjobs were invented there. LOL.

**ImmoralMessiah** · 06-15-24 20:01

Settled on GG tonight but what I forgot to ask is I'm in my in my mid 30's, millennial snowflake is the code you use.

I'd like a girl around my age or youngr no old gilfs please. AWhat are the ages of women at the AMP up there? I know I can decline but if you all know a girl let me know her name so I can request.

Thanks for the advice and shit anyway guys, despite the admins warnings. I'm pretty thick skinned.

Happy mongering auld yins.

**PointDexterJr** · 06-15-24 18:51

Originally Posted by OldImmature [View Original Post]

Stopped by GG, in need of some relief. The greeter almost had me aborting, but I asked if there were any other providers available, and she brought out an attractive mid-30's Thai woman, with a very tight figure, so I stuck around.

6 for the house, and I stretched out on the table, and got a pretty decent massage for where I was, and after the flip, negotiated $ for her, to get a standard NoVA. Roaming was encouraged, and the dress she wore was just bunched about her waist as she went to work on the hydraulics.

All in all, exactly what I needed, at a price I was willing to live with. I will probably repeat.

O. I.

What is a standard NoVA?

HJ?

**Paspartu74** · 06-14-24 22:18

Was in town for business and reading some reviews decided to check out Mary land.

Unfortunately the nicer girls where not there, only Emma, gilf / MILF mid 40's. Some plastic on the face, MM Ds.

Anyway decided to stay, paid the fee and went to the room. No table shower, straight to a mediocre massage for 20 minutes.

Very mechanical, nothing close to a massage.

On the flip she started with a. 28 price for everything. Said no way. Got her down to. 2, FS was whatever, overall not a good experience.

**Old Immature** · 06-14-24 19:23

Stopped by GG, in need of some relief. The greeter almost had me aborting, but I asked if there were any other providers available, and she brought out an attractive mid-30's Thai woman, with a very tight figure, so I stuck around.

6 for the house, and I stretched out on the table, and got a pretty decent massage for where I was, and after the flip, negotiated $ for her, to get a standard NoVA. Roaming was encouraged, and the dress she wore was just bunched about her waist as she went to work on the hydraulics.

All in all, exactly what I needed, at a price I was willing to live with. I will probably repeat.

O. I.

**Chuck4** · 06-14-24 15:38

Originally Posted by LVV1035 [View Original Post]

I just got back in town from a vacation and drove past the old Burlington location.

It looks like a new spa has replaced the Burlington spot.

I did not have time to go in to check it out and won't have time till the end of the month.

I don't have any info on the owner or who runs it but hopefully it is as good as the last Burlington girls.

I drove by Burlington the other day. They took the door sign down and added a business sign in front of the old "SPA" sign. But they were closed when I went by. I guess my buddy just got the timing right. Usually take 3-4 months to get a new license. But a good sign is them getting a business sign up on top of the building. Shows intent.

**CalJammer** · 06-14-24 10:37

Originally Posted by LoveThisHobby [View Original Post]

Hi, any updates? I ate there recently LOL. Some dude / papasan stepped out for a smoke so I was like hmm maybe they're not into the business.

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That parlor has a very stale odor smell. It frequently opens and closes, but it always retains its musty smell. The air of a thousand sweaty sessions hangs acridly over you in suffocating fashion. I have never seen a lady under 50 in there. Some of them have mastered some skills over the decades, but none stay there for long.

**LoveThisHobby** · 06-14-24 02:59

Hi, any updates? I ate there recently LOL. Some dude / papasan stepped out for a smoke so I was like hmm maybe they're not into the business.

Originally Posted by LvStory84 [View Original Post]

Today I had lunch at Aloha Kitchen on Sahara and Decatur, when I was walking in I saw an Asian Massage on the second floor so I thought I'll take a look in there after lunch. Went in there and a pretty girl open the door for me, she told me her name is Lucy, she is about in her 20's good body very friendly. I was running late on time so I told her I'll come back later after I get off work. She told me they close at 9 pm, so I’ll try to get there before then and report findings.

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**CalJammer** · 06-13-24 20:33

Any lactating ladies around? DMs fine.

It's a long shot as it seems like you have to be 50 to work in a Vegas AMP.

It seems like we are in a real spinner drought. The MP thread is full of incall outcalls that should be the in the escorts thread. And if not in that one, then there are shills or arguments about shills.

If nobody can point me in the direction of quality I will head to hot granny Olivia on St Rose to see what plastic surgery she has had since my last visit!

**Mojo19** · 06-12-24 20:47

We go to Las Vegas once a year. Want a female provider to join us couple (focus is wife). It could be incall or outcall. Spa / massage with happy ending or full service (we won't use it probably) anything will work. Provider needs to be relatively young and with good assets.

Please help if you can. Tried to get some info last year from the group with no luck.

**OneOne9** · 06-12-24 18:56

Originally Posted by Gopher0254 [View Original Post]

Linda is good for what she does. For the price it's an awesome massage and ending is f'ing amazing CIM not quitting until you tell her to stop. But she is an old woman that doesn't undress anymore. You're laying down and can't really see anything anyway on the flip she goes straight to business..

Like I mentioned if he is interested there is plenty of info for him to read and decide for himself. I have not seen her for a long time so I was not aware she no longer gets naked.

I have been able to joke and have a conversation with her but I have to initiate the conversation.

**Gopher0254** · 06-12-24 13:31

Originally Posted by OneOne9 [View Original Post]

Is not an AMP but she has an in call. She might be perfect for your first time for a massage with HJ or BJ. Do a search, there is plenty of info about her on this board.

No negotiating, she has set rates for 30 and 60 minute sessions.

Agreed. Sort of. I prefer a private apartment over an AMP, actually haven't been to one in a few months. Between being a store front everyone can see you standing by the door waiting for them to open. Girls are watching the cameras and may have to answer the door in the middle of your session if they are the only one or two there. Doubles really have a chance of being interrupted. It's not horrible, just not ideal and not my favorite.

Linda is good for what she does. For the price it's an awesome massage and ending is f'ing amazing CIM not quitting until you tell her to stop. But she is an old woman that doesn't undress anymore. You're laying down and can't really see anything anyway on the flip she goes straight to business.

If you want to see a naked woman or even a little conversation, you're not going to Linda. She has her own way and she is good at what she does and an apartment is a better experience. Most realize that when they go. I've seen her several times mostly when my back actually hurts and a no nonsense, no negotiation, awesome flip is a definite bonus.

**OneOne9** · 06-12-24 11:59

Originally Posted by ImmoralMessiah [View Original Post]

I get what you mean, thanks for the reply but I guess by best I meant somewhere that's not going to try to take advantage as much and up-charge. Ill most likely be visibly nervous and they will spot it a mile off but I guess that's going to happen everywhere, they obviously just want as much cash as possible.

I'll build up to it and do a report soon.

Is not an AMP but she has an in call. She might be perfect for your first time for a massage with HJ or BJ. Do a search, there is plenty of info about her on this board.

No negotiating, she has set rates for 30 and 60 minute sessions.

**JoeyNuts** · 06-11-24 13:59

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**ImmoralMessiah** · 06-11-24 13:03

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