Massage Parlor Reports

[SeaTownDave]

Been a while so I'm going for advice. Hoping for a nice run with either a great HJ or oral (pref bare). Been doing Meimei for the hand and Sport for the oral. Any updates on those or other recs?

[Pdx503]

I'm not a member of rm. Was mms wearing an orange dress?

I don't recall orange dress. I seldom know who is mms anyways. Sometimes a ugly one will come out first and as I am about to leave they call out for a lesser ugly or decent looking one to come out.

[OneOne9]

I'm not on rub maps. Care to share the Yuyu review?

I'm not a member of rm. Was mms wearing an orange dress?

[Pdx503]

There is a review of Yuyu on rubmaps if you can read it. Was the mms wearing an orange dress? I was in the area so I stopped in on a recon. Only one provider, I can't remember if she said the other one was busy or not.

I'm not on rub maps. Care to share the Yuyu review?

[OneOne9]

Stopped into new garden in washougal late one Friday night to inspect the talent, like an hour before closing time. A sleepy, wet hair provider came out to usher me in. It was hot that day so she was either sweaty or greasy from the weather or I had caught her mid session. I didn't see any other car in the low but I know not everyone parks out front.

I was only doing recon so only made small talk and asked her name. I told her maybe next time and instantly got the mean mug look from her and a scary why? Said maybe next time again and noped out of there quick. I almost was afraid she was going to following me out to my car with a knife of something like so many scorned lovers haha.

Decent looking enough but I have had a couple of mediocre experiences at that location to not get pulled in so easily.

Stopped into Maple during my lunch run today. Met a cute young yuyu and a older gal with bolt ons in a short dress. Yuyu seems like she may be worth a try but I was rushing to get back to work. Any experience with yuyu?

I had a dream that I ate candy for breakfast over the weekend in a sunny location. Always a pleasure to be had. Little bit more caked on make up then usual and less signs of the abs I remember but still above average compared to others around. Never discussed time or fee or tip. Even offered to start with FS but I opted for a good hard rub first she does so well. ON the flip the usual alphabet soup was served. ABCDATYBBBJMISHCFSCGXYZ. In the past she's allowed me to pull out and blast her bolt ons but this morning I was pretty relaxed and blew during CG on top. She offered to continue the massage but I got what I needed and got dressed. Handed her the $$ bill from my pocket and she didn't even count it. In an out in about 40 min.

On the way out made pleasantries with Cici with the flower tats and a very large bra. An old mature favorite for sure. I'm not into mature but she is someone I don't mind visiting.

Drove down to sisters, met a cutie with bad teeth but looked fun. Maybe next time.

Stopped into pink on the way out to the hwy. Finally I was NOT greeted by some dude working there like the precious two times. Unfortunately the girl who answered was not worth the visit. She said there was another but was mid session.

I even walked across the street to the house. Have had good times here before and met some cuties, but the current talent did not impress.

There is a review of Yuyu on rubmaps if you can read it. Was the mms wearing an orange dress? I was in the area so I stopped in on a recon. Only one provider, I can't remember if she said the other one was busy or not.

[Pdx503]

Anyone here have ladies that let them film either for free or extra tip?

[Zippy69]

Stopped into new garden in washougal late one Friday night to inspect the talent, like an hour before closing time. A sleepy, wet hair provider came out to usher me in. It was hot that day so she was either sweaty or greasy from the weather or I had caught her mid session. I didn't see any other car in the low but I know not everyone parks out front.

I was only doing recon so only made small talk and asked her name. I told her maybe next time and instantly got the mean mug look from her and a scary why? Said maybe next time again and noped out of there quick. I almost was afraid she was going to following me out to my car with a knife of something like so many scorned lovers haha.

Decent looking enough but I have had a couple of mediocre experiences at that location to not get pulled in so easily.

Stopped into Maple during my lunch run today. Met a cute young yuyu and a older gal with bolt ons in a short dress. Yuyu seems like she may be worth a try but I was rushing to get back to work. Any experience with yuyu?

I had a dream that I ate candy for breakfast over the weekend in a sunny location. Always a pleasure to be had. Little bit more caked on make up then usual and less signs of the abs I remember but still above average compared to others around. Never discussed time or fee or tip. Even offered to start with FS but I opted for a good hard rub first she does so well. ON the flip the usual alphabet soup was served. ABCDATYBBBJMISHCFSCGXYZ. In the past she's allowed me to pull out and blast her bolt ons but this morning I was pretty relaxed and blew during CG on top. She offered to continue the massage but I got what I needed and got dressed. Handed her the $$ bill from my pocket and she didn't even count it. In an out in about 40 min.

On the way out made pleasantries with Cici with the flower tats and a very large bra. An old mature favorite for sure. I'm not into mature but she is someone I don't mind visiting.

Drove down to sisters, met a cutie with bad teeth but looked fun. Maybe next time.

Stopped into pink on the way out to the hwy. Finally I was NOT greeted by some dude working there like the precious two times. Unfortunately the girl who answered was not worth the visit. She said there was another but was mid session.

I even walked across the street to the house. Have had good times here before and met some cuties, but the current talent did not impress.

What's the $$ damage at Sunny? Assume $1. 2?

[OneOne9]

Maple.

Haven't been there for months. 1 very good session out of 5, too much GPS at this shop.

Sunny.

Haven't been there since last summer but had a nice time with Candy also. I do not like the front door being wide open in warmer weather, anyone can just walk right into a room.

Sisters aka Grand spa.

Tried to bait and switch me, I walked. Too much cooking (unpleasant odors) and the table shower area is used to dry washed underwear. They do not like to provide a table shower any longer but offer you a stand up shower to use by yourself.

House.

I visited once months ago and at the time there were two grannies.

[Pdx503]

Stopped into new garden in washougal late one Friday night to inspect the talent, like an hour before closing time. A sleepy, wet hair provider came out to usher me in. It was hot that day so she was either sweaty or greasy from the weather or I had caught her mid session. I didn't see any other car in the low but I know not everyone parks out front.

I was only doing recon so only made small talk and asked her name. I told her maybe next time and instantly got the mean mug look from her and a scary why? Said maybe next time again and noped out of there quick. I almost was afraid she was going to following me out to my car with a knife of something like so many scorned lovers haha.

Decent looking enough but I have had a couple of mediocre experiences at that location to not get pulled in so easily.

Stopped into Maple during my lunch run today. Met a cute young yuyu and a older gal with bolt ons in a short dress. Yuyu seems like she may be worth a try but I was rushing to get back to work. Any experience with yuyu?

I had a dream that I ate candy for breakfast over the weekend in a sunny location. Always a pleasure to be had. Little bit more caked on make up then usual and less signs of the abs I remember but still above average compared to others around. Never discussed time or fee or tip. Even offered to start with FS but I opted for a good hard rub first she does so well. ON the flip the usual alphabet soup was served. ABCDATYBBBJMISHCFSCGXYZ. In the past she's allowed me to pull out and blast her bolt ons but this morning I was pretty relaxed and blew during CG on top. She offered to continue the massage but I got what I needed and got dressed. Handed her the $$ bill from my pocket and she didn't even count it. In an out in about 40 min.

On the way out made pleasantries with Cici with the flower tats and a very large bra. An old mature favorite for sure. I'm not into mature but she is someone I don't mind visiting.

Drove down to sisters, met a cutie with bad teeth but looked fun. Maybe next time.

Stopped into pink on the way out to the hwy. Finally I was NOT greeted by some dude working there like the precious two times. Unfortunately the girl who answered was not worth the visit. She said there was another but was mid session.

I even walked across the street to the house. Have had good times here before and met some cuties, but the current talent did not impress.

[CratSteel]

There were a few posts about this shop about a year ago. Some guys might be keeping it under the radar not posting about it but reviews as a whole have been way down. Personally I don't like the location, walls not going to the ceiling and one provider shops usually have interruptions.

Yeah that makes sense. I have not been using this site for quite that long and had not really looked back that far. Can't say as I noticed the walls, doubt that means it changed and just that I did not notice it or maybe the room I was in did have full walls but I can't say for sure. If one lady is the usual that is certainly a draw back and walking past the convenience store is not the best. Not that other locations in strip malls are less active but this one with just two businesses feels a little more obvious.

[OneOne9]

I made a visit to Green 99 on highway 99. The location is in the same building as a convenience store and the door is out front.
She made it clear that a full menu was available. Not really my thing as I mostly do want a good massage I just enjoy the flirting and teasing along the way. If she had better massage skills I could see me coming back more, maybe another go for more time. I do think that a few of you would like this shop for several more reasons though. Probably a some of you already do and sorry if I am letting a secret out.

There were a few posts about this shop about a year ago. Some guys might be keeping it under the radar not posting about it but reviews as a whole have been way down. Personally I don't like the location, walls not going to the ceiling and one provider shops usually have interruptions.

[CratSteel]

I made a visit to Green 99 on highway 99. The location is in the same building as a convenience store and the door is out front. Not overly busy but don't expect privacy.

When I walked in I was greeted by Sophia, I would guess in her 30's but I am bad at guessing. Skinny and reasonably attractive. I had called ahead and was told they were available. I was looking for an hour massage and the rate is 70. I was shown back to the room to prepare. Shortly after I arrived several more people arrived in quick succession even before she came in. I don't know if I just had poor timing or if this is common for this location. When she came into the room she told me that they got very busy and she was the only lady and could only do a half hour and returned some of my money. She did apologize and seemed to try to tell me that was not normal and it had been a slow day but communication was poor. I accepted the change wanting to see what this place had to offer.

The massage was mediocre, possibly because it was not long enough. I did enjoy it and it was relaxing just did not do much for actually relaxing any true muscle tension. Well that aside. During the massage she did have a bit of teasing and was rubbing her legs on my hands quite a bit. All too soon came the flip.

She made it clear that a full menu was available. Not really my thing as I mostly do want a good massage I just enjoy the flirting and teasing along the way. If she had better massage skills I could see me coming back more, maybe another go for more time. I do think that a few of you would like this shop for several more reasons though. Probably a some of you already do and sorry if I am letting a secret out.

[Sliderin88]

Sorry what is BG? Battle ground?

Yeah I stopped by there too as Cindy told me she was leaving so I needed to see the new talent, I was very dissatisfied with the new girls, crap massage and services were waaaay over priced. I got a great massage and good service from Cindy, not going back.

[Pdx503]

Just stopped by hoping to see an old favorite, Cindy is gone and sounds like she won't be back.

Instead, had a fully draped, no teasing, "what you want? OK money first", shorted on time, most unsatisfying experience in a long long time. Money is much better spent at several other places in Vancouver.

Sorry what is BG? Battle ground?

[Joepdx]

Just stopped by hoping to see an old favorite, Cindy is gone and sounds like she won't be back.

Instead, had a fully draped, no teasing, "what you want? OK money first", shorted on time, most unsatisfying experience in a long long time. Money is much better spent at several other places in Vancouver.