Massage Parlor Reports

[Bangzter]

Last time I went was last year and I saw Ivy. Small petite girl that allowed bbj and cim but she no longer works there (according to mms).

Who do you guys recommend seeing? And what days?

Thank you.

[Quincy88]

Does this place do extras or?

First time checkin out this place, went in this afternoon. I had Joy to service me & overall pretty good massage considering did pretty much my full body & used of the session. Used a sheet to cover my back during the massage which is a first. Flip came & didn't do any teasing or asked anything about what I wanted. She said okay that's all. Ended up giving the. 4 for the hh & ended up just giving. 1 tip since ended up just being legit massage only LOL. Def wanted more but didn't want to be rude & ask.

Any info / reviews or reports about this place would be greatly appreciated! Would considering going again since the massage was better than half assed.

Only HJ at this place. She had a couple of unicorns here. Asian girl with a big butt! Younger named Coco.

She had a Asian MILF forgot her name she always wore leggings and heels.

One named Pinky who's HJ were fantastic.

Not many lookers girls are usually younger 22-28 ish.

[Chanko]

Now this is a surprising review. I had read so much about what a legend Yumi is and I wanted to give her a try. From what I've read she's known for being sulty and having a tight athletic body. Perhaps she's in her jaded phase and as let herself go. Glad I ran into your review. It saved me a trip.

The reviewer's age definitely is pretty important to know. For context, I'm younger than Yumi while I feel like most people on this board would be older. So don't take my reviews as gospel since everyone's at different points in their life. At the end of the day, you know yourself best and your experience might be different than my experience. For example, Yumi definitely can be described as athletic but I don't call her that since I'm used to athletic people being more muscular than her.

[HappyMcMonger]

I always just barely miss out on the younger gals and appreciate any info on location and schedule or contact.

TIA.

[HappyMcMonger]

Saw Selena at Happy about a month ago. She was bubbly as usual but I noticed her arm and back were bruised. I don't remember the exact reason she gave for her injuries but her service was not up to par. It felt like a rushed job and she might have felt self conscious about her body. I haven't been back since but I hope she's okay. Just a heads up for those going during the weekends.

[Maverick168]

Situated in a small shopping plaza and right next to another massage parlor called Ocean massage. The plaza was not too busy and had plenty of parking even on a Saturday afternoon.

The MMS let me in without the fee but asked me for the fee in the room. When I asked to see the girl, she told me don't worry about it the girl is young and beautiful and I was on a schedule so I was like ok. Fine. Rolled Yumi, a Korean lady in her 30's/40's.

Face - 5/10 - Probably late 30's, early 40's. Face wasn't super amazing but was decent. Her face was kind of expressionless the entire time so it felt kind of awkward.

Body - 6/10 - MM C's. Little belly but not overweight. Not much ass but has a bit to squeeze. Was a petite Asian lady.

Massage - 7/10 - She was pretty good at the massage but it ended pretty quickly. She got top of the table and really used her weight to massage my back and it felt really good as she was doing it.

CBJ - 4/10 - Was fairly pretty short and she stuck her pussy in my face. I didn't DATY but I played with it and she was ok with it, which was nice. She didn't lick my balls or do anything like that but overall it was decent.

CFS - 3/10 - The way she moved was slow it almost felt like a lap dance rather than sex. She also put her entire weight on my legs while riding which kind of cramped up my legs. And when I got on top, she said stuff like I was going too fast and to not do this and that and it wasn't the best experience. Pretty mechanical.

Attitude - 5 /10 - Wasn't amazing because her English wasn't that great and I don't speak Korean. She came off as kind of dry but not in a ***** way.

House fee - . 5.

FS - $. 2 but she kept telling me to bring $140 next time.

Overall, a mechanical experience.

Now this is a surprising review. I had read so much about what a legend Yumi is and I wanted to give her a try. From what I've read she's known for being sulty and having a tight athletic body. Perhaps she's in her jaded phase and as let herself go. Glad I ran into your review. It saved me a trip.

[CheepMoney]

Does this place do extras or?

First time checkin out this place, went in this afternoon. I had Joy to service me & overall pretty good massage considering did pretty much my full body & used of the session. Used a sheet to cover my back during the massage which is a first. Flip came & didn't do any teasing or asked anything about what I wanted. She said okay that's all. Ended up giving the. 4 for the hh & ended up just giving. 1 tip since ended up just being legit massage only LOL. Def wanted more but didn't want to be rude & ask.

Any info / reviews or reports about this place would be greatly appreciated! Would considering going again since the massage was better than half assed.

[Vulva Nut]

Happy is the parlor off of Valley and Mission.

Thanks Chanko, great report. Been going there a bit myself in last several months. Yuki, usual young mms, will show you girls one by one in the room if you ask. Last visit was a sub mms but still had the choice. I've tried Yoyo 1&2 (seems to have been several girls w same name), Gina, Lilly, (again repeat name) and Wendy (my fave from 5 weeks ago but haven't seen her lately). A few days ago saw Cindy, (she won the competition bc I had seen other two shown- 2 more were busy); 5'2 pretty cute, med brown shoulder length hair, from Hunan, pretty good English. Well proportioned, very nicely formed B cups, avg nipples, well rounded cuppable buttocks, unshaven but not super hairy, avg clit and lips. All the girls here have given great service, Cindy no exception. Poss a bit less respOnsive than other girls there (a high bar) but made up for it w great attitude and playfulness. I have not yet stumbled into the noodle joint next door post-workout.

[Chanko]

Happy is the parlor off of Valley and Mission.

Was greeted by the young MMS and she was pretty chill. I asked to see the girls and she didn't let me see all the girls at once but she had the girls go in one at a time until I was happy with one. Rolled Angel, a short Chinese lady.

Face - 6/10 - Angel had a somewhat cute face. Looked somewhere early to mid 30's but she claimed she was 26. She tied up her hair so I couldn't see her fair but it was like a dirty blonde kind of color. She's Chinese but her face looked kind of Vietnamese.

Body - 6/10 - She as wearing a short dress. She was short and stubby but not fat, if that makes any sense. Had natural B's but big nipples (not areola) which were pretty nice. Ass was pretty flat so not much to really grab. Not much stomach so she was pretty skinny despite being stubby.

Massage - 9/10 - Got a 30 minute massage with her using a lot of strength on my back. Felt like an actual full body massage, which was pretty good. She got on the table and used her entire body weight to massage my back, which was great. She also got on her knees on my back and massaged my upper back with her knees, which was new to me but didn't feel half-bad. Happy tends to give you a full length massage, which is why I like Happy so much. You can't really ask for more at a FS place. Only small thing was she didn't tease junior very much.

CBJ - 7/10 - Gave a pretty standard BJ. Also licked my nuts, which is always nice. Not too long and did it pretty far away from me so I couldn't fondle as well.

CFS - 7/10 - Kissed my body but didn't do it for very long. Great rider, made a lot of clapping sounds. Moaned a lot, and let me nibble her ears. Finished in missionary and was pretty satisfied with it.

Personality - 7/10 - Knew some English but not a lot. Conversation was hard to keep because there wasn't much in her answers to keep it going. But overall, she made a small effort and it wasn't quiet the entire time.

House Fee: . 4.

FS: $. 2 - They didn't negotiate at all and just took the $. 2.

Overall, Happy remains my favorite place to go because of how consistent it is. Whenever you go, you can expect to have a 30 minute massage with a fairly attractive woman. The women working here tend to be pretty chill for the most part in my experience and the MMS is also pretty chill. The women working here tend to somewhat enjoy working here and doesn't seem to be all about the money like most other places. So you get some cool conversations sometimes and you can build rapport with them pretty well. The other place that has women enjoy working there is Lake Spa in Upland (I got a review of that place in the Inland Empire forums). Definitely recommend this place to people if they haven't been.

[VicdaGriff2]

Any recommendations on super thick latinas? Latinas who like daty?

[Fe Maiden]

I can see you have tons of charm.

Next time get her WeChat. Up your game, brah and be a man.

Hypocrite. Take a good looking the mirror.

[Dildo Baggens]

This is how it should be done. Clear concise with each paragraph giving a value score on important aspects wit a brief description. Well done!

Situated in a small shopping plaza and right next to another massage parlor called Ocean massage. The plaza was not too busy and had plenty of parking even on a Saturday afternoon.

The MMS let me in without the fee but asked me for the fee in the room. When I asked to see the girl, she told me don't worry about it the girl is young and beautiful and I was on a schedule so I was like ok. Fine. Rolled Yumi, a Korean lady in her 30's/40's.

Face - 5/10 - Probably late 30's, early 40's. Face wasn't super amazing but was decent. Her face was kind of expressionless the entire time so it felt kind of awkward.

Body - 6/10 - MM C's. Little belly but not overweight. Not much ass but has a bit to squeeze. Was a petite Asian lady.

Massage - 7/10 - She was pretty good at the massage but it ended pretty quickly. She got top of the table and really used her weight to massage my back and it felt really good as she was doing it.

CBJ - 4/10 - Was fairly pretty short and she stuck her pussy in my face. I didn't DATY but I played with it and she was ok with it, which was nice. She didn't lick my balls or do anything like that but overall it was decent.

CFS - 3/10 - The way she moved was slow it almost felt like a lap dance rather than sex. She also put her entire weight on my legs while riding which kind of cramped up my legs. And when I got on top, she said stuff like I was going too fast and to not do this and that and it wasn't the best experience. Pretty mechanical.

Attitude - 5 /10 - Wasn't amazing because her English wasn't that great and I don't speak Korean. She came off as kind of dry but not in a ***** way.

House fee - . 5.

FS - $. 2 but she kept telling me to bring $140 next time.

Overall, a mechanical experience.

[Chanko]

Situated in a small shopping plaza and right next to another massage parlor called Ocean massage. The plaza was not too busy and had plenty of parking even on a Saturday afternoon.

The MMS let me in without the fee but asked me for the fee in the room. When I asked to see the girl, she told me don't worry about it the girl is young and beautiful and I was on a schedule so I was like ok. Fine. Rolled Yumi, a Korean lady in her 30's/40's.

Face - 5/10 - Probably late 30's, early 40's. Face wasn't super amazing but was decent. Her face was kind of expressionless the entire time so it felt kind of awkward.

Body - 6/10 - MM C's. Little belly but not overweight. Not much ass but has a bit to squeeze. Was a petite Asian lady.

Massage - 7/10 - She was pretty good at the massage but it ended pretty quickly. She got top of the table and really used her weight to massage my back and it felt really good as she was doing it.

CBJ - 4/10 - Was fairly pretty short and she stuck her pussy in my face. I didn't DATY but I played with it and she was ok with it, which was nice. She didn't lick my balls or do anything like that but overall it was decent.

CFS - 3/10 - The way she moved was slow it almost felt like a lap dance rather than sex. She also put her entire weight on my legs while riding which kind of cramped up my legs. And when I got on top, she said stuff like I was going too fast and to not do this and that and it wasn't the best experience. Pretty mechanical.

Attitude - 5 /10 - Wasn't amazing because her English wasn't that great and I don't speak Korean. She came off as kind of dry but not in a ***** way.

House fee - . 5.

FS - $. 2 but she kept telling me to bring $140 next time.

Overall, a mechanical experience.

[Fe Maiden]

Cool story, brah.

Is this a critique from you? Shocking.

[ChampagnePapii]

Texted Mamasan and asked who was available, she said New white girl name Jiu, I thought I've never had a white girl before so I pulled the trigger.

Gave. 5 for the hhr and waited to see who this white provider was, Jiu walks in and I should have known from the name she looked more Wasian than white with dark hair, light skin she looked taller maybe 5'6 but what stood out was her eyeliner and Mascara. Since it was my first time at this spot I wanted to only get a massage just to scout the talent but she asked to jump into business, I asked for 10 minutes of massage but after 12 seconds with no oil I was over it so we got started, its my fault because yesterday I went 5 rounds and today Junior struggled to get up so to my surprise she successfully used her mouth to put the cover on my not so semi. After 10 seconds of CBJ she wanted me to put it in, I asked for her to go on top and to my surprise again my semi junior at 40% strength somehow slipped in, Reverse Cowgirl was great and when I asked her to stop she continued, I had to change positions quick to avoid the nut but she wouldn't let me until the last minute, I tried to switch to K9 but it was too late and I was done.

I think she was disappointed why I didn't DATY because she asked if I would try it to a provider to which I responded with silence.

Okay for the stuff you guys probably skipped for.

Face- 7, she looked like she was early-mid 30's, she asked for my age but wouldn't tell me hers.

Body- 7 she had a slight tummy, very firm ass the view was pretty good, and probably Cs I didn't really take notice as I am an ass man.

Attitude- 9 She was very friendly and talkative, but not too talkative, comforting.

Service- 6 Terrible Rushed massage, average and short CBJ, Reverse cowgirl was great especially when she lets you grab her ass.

Payment- 1. 5 tip. 5 house- total 2.

Probably won't repeat again since she's not my type but it wasnt bad service, I definitely want to look into Tiffany from Midori but if you want to check out Jiu she said she works Saturdays.