Massage Parlor Reports

[JietMan]

Is there any providers out there who are large busted?

At this point it seems somewhat challenging to find a busty white (my preference) provider who doesn't have any goofy hang ups.

I used to see Natasha all of the time and had my tongue down her throat half of the session but everything on her is fake / enhanced. Boobs done, lips done, tummy tuck.

I've seen the Space Cadet in Wyandotte who lived in the blue house next to the railroad tracks. I believe she went by Rose.

I have no interest in the girl who huffs nitrous.

Lia / Regina who had recordings of people when she was in her apartment and now lives in a small house in Dearborn Heights she doesn't even touch your dick.

Sarah / Southfield kind of hood / mixed she would never let you suck them and if you touched them she would say her nipples get sensitive easy don't be too hard LOL. You never got your full time with her.

Organic Paris- travels a lot, no interest.

I've seen some of the chocolate providers & Bonita but they are 60+ and I have no interest in that.

Have you ever tried Jazz? I haven't visited her since she moved north suburbs. I think she's HAF, nice rack, nice ass. Attitude is subjective but not a problem. No fake add ons from what I could tell but she's not white. She's white chocolate with a Carmel coating of complete hotness from my memory.

[Gyxser70]

Is there any providers out there who are large busted?

At this point it seems somewhat challenging to find a busty white (my preference) provider who doesn't have any goofy hang ups.

I used to see Natasha all of the time and had my tongue down her throat half of the session but everything on her is fake / enhanced. Boobs done, lips done, tummy tuck.

I've seen the Space Cadet in Wyandotte who lived in the blue house next to the railroad tracks. I believe she went by Rose.

I have no interest in the girl who huffs nitrous.

Lia / Regina who had recordings of people when she was in her apartment and now lives in a small house in Dearborn Heights she doesn't even touch your dick.

Sarah / Southfield kind of hood / mixed she would never let you suck them and if you touched them she would say her nipples get sensitive easy don't be too hard LOL. You never got your full time with her.

Organic Paris- travels a lot, no interest.

I've seen some of the chocolate providers & Bonita but they are 60+ and I have no interest in that.

[Gyxser70]

She is the same one that is called the Polish Goblin here?

That is correct.

[Timberwolf]

She used to advertise as the Polish princess, I walked out. Photos are obviously not her.

She is the same one that is called the Polish Goblin here?

[IAmTheManMi]

Before I get all of the go search the forum or all the info is on the forum messages, I know about searching and finding reviews and places here on the forum but some are older and since I am very new to MP never felt comfortable in those places I usually stick to escorts. I saw a list of places that had just abbreviations like M1 which I found LOL but as of today dates what places (full name if possible) are your go to places preferably something near Southfield, Farmington and novi area.

I messaged this place: https://adultsearch.com/us/michigan/...scorts/3368867.

But I can't trust the ads since they are never real LOL.

As a side note what sites have you had the best success in finding a reliable provider and I know this is a stretch but even finding a nice young Asian provider (I am having an itch for Asian and have yet to find one that was good).

[XirCom]

Has anyone visited her? Looking for reviews.

https://www.rubrankings.com/united-s...ion-36792.html

She used to advertise as the Polish princess, I walked out. Photos are obviously not her.

[SkinDogToo]

If you need to stay under the radar (no paper trail) go door to door to mobile phone stores (mom and pop) ask if they have any old or outdated phones that they can give away. Tell them you're trying to help out a couple of homeless people. Phones that can be used with wifi and an app that don't require a monthly commitment. You'll be surprised how many useless phones they have just laying around.

Then download an app like TextNow which allows you to text and talk for free. You just need wifi to place a call or text. And there you go, problem solved. I've been using an old android phone for 8 years and a texting app. No monthly bills and no risk of getting caught. Just don't be stupid enough to let the old lady find it. Keep it at work or your batcave.

Problem solved.

You don't even need a burner anymore. Samsung and now Pixel phones have secure folder / private space. Download the texting app onto that portion of your device and you're all set!!

[HeeJunk]

After your excellent review (thank you!) I stopped by around lunch today. Very similar visit to yours down to her outfit. The only difference I experienced was a mutual hug I initiated with immediate, mutual ass grabbing that she started. She also did ask for payment for services before the main event began after about a ten minute light massage with teasing. That didn't bother me but may others. Her accent is pretty thick as she asked me several times about "owe-ell" - took her pointing at the oil for me to understand the question. Very petite spinner frame and no more than 5" tall. Very slight baby damage. Mama was very friendly and wanted to make sure I was happy on the way out. Will repeat.

The location looks like a 'remodeled' dentist office with two rooms I'm guessing one provider goes between. The location is very under the radar.

Stay safe,

J.

I wouldn't call AM Healing UTR. The are 1 of ten places that advertise on bedpage, and discussed here continually. Enjoy while available.

[LostInDetroit]

After your excellent review (thank you!) I stopped by around lunch today. Very similar visit to yours down to her outfit. The only difference I experienced was a mutual hug I initiated with immediate, mutual ass grabbing that she started. She also did ask for payment for services before the main event began after about a ten minute light massage with teasing. That didn't bother me but may others. Her accent is pretty thick as she asked me several times about "owe-ell" - took her pointing at the oil for me to understand the question. Very petite spinner frame and no more than 5" tall. Very slight baby damage. Mama was very friendly and wanted to make sure I was happy on the way out. Will repeat.

The location looks like a 'remodeled' dentist office with two rooms I'm guessing one provider goes between. The location is very under the radar.

Stay safe,

J.

Happy I could be of assistance with the review and glad she lived up to your expectations. Like I said, I had a blast with her and hope that this place stays open and operating for years to come. I forgot to mention this in my original review, but the other good "under the radar" aspect of this place is that it doesn't share any walls or retail space with any other businesses. I think that was kind of the issue with a lot of the other FS joints is that because they were sharing retail space with other businesses, I'd be willing to bet that it was the owners of those businesses that complained to the fuzz. If anyone else ends up going anytime soon and ends up seeing any of the other girls in the place, please let me know (especially if you can compare them to Ming).

[UltraFind77]

Are there any left that haven't gotten busted?

[OnAnonAnon]

Since when did they become legit? I saw Courtney often awhile back took a few visits but on day she gave junior a hand shake while I was laying on my stomach did that twice in one session. Wonder if she is still around but this was only a handful of years ago if that.

No Courtney has ever worked there in my four years of weekly deep tissue massages.

There are three unrelated spas all named Ocean-something, perhaps you are thinking of another?

[JamieGreek2019]

After your excellent review (thank you!) I stopped by around lunch today. Very similar visit to yours down to her outfit. The only difference I experienced was a mutual hug I initiated with immediate, mutual ass grabbing that she started. She also did ask for payment for services before the main event began after about a ten minute light massage with teasing. That didn't bother me but may others. Her accent is pretty thick as she asked me several times about "owe-ell" - took her pointing at the oil for me to understand the question. Very petite spinner frame and no more than 5" tall. Very slight baby damage. Mama was very friendly and wanted to make sure I was happy on the way out. Will repeat.

The location looks like a 'remodeled' dentist office with two rooms I'm guessing one provider goes between. The location is very under the radar.

Stay safe,

J.

So I decided to take the advice of the boards and check out AM Healing the other day (TL; DR for anyone that doesn't like my long reviews, it's worth it, but honestly I don't know how much longer this place is going to last).

So for starters, AM Healing is a FS joint off of Big Beaver / Metro Parkway in Sterling Heights. The good news about the place that unless you are specifically looking for it, there's no way you would know that this place is a "massage" joint as there's no external signage, no open sign, no nothing. It's pretty much, park in the back (which thankfully the parking is very secluded and discreet), go to the back door that is all metal with the traditional house letters that you buy at home depot for a sign with the phone number, name of the place and (I think if memory serves me right) hours the place is open until. Upon entering I was greeted by a much older (I assume) Chinese woman who asked me if I called for an appointment (to which I said no) and then said "oh ok, follow me. I have very young woman for you". Going down the narrow hallway you will see the usual AMP giveaways; RGB light strips on the baseboards, fake wood flooring throughout and some generic asian inspired music playing over some speakers. Good news is that the place (for all that it's NOT trying to hide in terms of services) is very warm and inviting with also a memory foam massage table (so that's a plus).

A few moments later I am greeted by a 20-30 something (honestly hard to tell the age of these younger girls) lady named "Ming" who is wearing a very skimpy cocktail dress with a pink sequined bra and what appears to be no panties. Tells me 80 for the hour. I slip her a hundred and she tells me to get naked and face down on the table. 5 minutes goes by and Ming comes back with my 20 in change that she leaves on the table next to my clothes and is wearing a blue bath robe and holding a party hat in a tissue in her other hand. Obviously we all know where this is going. 10 minutes of what you might call an actual massage (some light pressure on the back with a hot towel and some light rubbing on my shoulders and neck) and we get to the "sales pitch" of the service (fingertip tease on the back and around the butt and balls). I turn to flip and this girl already has her hands around jr, looks at me and says "what else you want" (full disclosure, this girl's english skills aren't the greatest) to which I responded "everything". She smiles, leans in for a kiss and says "you take care of me, yeah?" to which I nod and we're off to the races. Some light foreplay here and there with some B2 B semi-nuru action and then she slips on a party hat with her mouth we're off to to the CBJ. Ming here definitely has some skills in this department and wasn't shy about me playing with her already wet pussy while she gave me a fantastic CBJ. After some FIV to get her close to her first O she hops on the table and gets right to all of the main positions (CG, RCG, Mish and finishing in Doggy). Let me tell you guys, this girl absolutely loves fucking. Lots of light moans and her rhythm game is pretty damn good.

After the first pop we still had about 10 minutes to kill so we spent the rest of the time recovering and spooning on the table together when she started to rub her ass on my dick again and I got back up for round 2. She looked at me, giggled and said "you not tired?" to which I told her that I can go again if she can so she got some massage oil from the cabinet and proceeded to give me a HE for a second pop while I once again played with that beuatiful pussy of hers. Afterwards, she cleaned me up with some hot towels and I left 160 as a tip for the services. She didn't even tell me how much she wanted for the service or counted how much I left her so either she was just that horny and wanted to jump me or she just flat out forgot. Either way it was 240 all in for the full hour (as that is pretty standard these days). For those of you trying to book an appointment with Ming, she said she'll be here until the end of the month but she did mention that she's very picky about who she allows to do everything with so YMMV with her (but I'm pretty sure that's a lie she tells everyone). All in all, a solid performance from Ming and I would be very interested to see the other girls there as she said that the rest of her girls are very pretty too.

As I am heading out the MMS (aka old lady at the front of the house) asked if I wanted to come back soon to which I said that would be great. She then says "Ok, you call me now and when you come back and after 9 more appointments your next one is free". I honestly didn't know what she meant until she told me again to call the number of the place right then and there so I could get on their "VIP program" (her words). At first I was about to call it with my personal number and thank god I stopped myself and instead used my hobby number instead (little head still hadn't recovered from the session quite yet). She said she saw the number and said that she would keep track of how many times I visited (looks like she's doing it on some sort of yellow legal pad). Note to anyone out there that wants to get on this, make sure you have a burner / hobby number and DON'T give them your real number (or just decline and say no thank you). Rookie mistake that I almost made myself even after all of these years in the hobby.

So ok, if you read the TL; DR you're probably wondering why I said that this place won't last long. Honestly, it's for a few reasons but the main ones IMO are the fact that this place is kind of not trying to hide anything in relation to who they are and what they're doing. Sure it's in Sterling Heights which has had some fantastic HE spots that have been open for a very long time with nearly a problem, but since this place offers FS and looks to be relatively busy (as there were 2 mongers leaving as I was walking in) I don't know if this joint is going to last long given all the heat that has been going around with busting up FS joints lately. That said, the only thing that might save them is that they don't advertise often, don't have much of a web presence and unless you are already plugged into the scene here the odds of you knowing what the building is after you drive past is pretty low. Once again, just my vibe about the place BUT who knows, maybe I'm wrong. I just don't think I will ever get my free session anytime soon is all I'm saying. Enjoy and stay safe out there gents.

[Rgv956]

I'm not so sure about that. If they had enough evidence that they could charge the place with human trafficking and had a client list (which is exactly what that would be considered) , the cops could totally make your life a living hell (especially if you stepped foot in the joint after the bust). Either way, better safe than sorry and just get a burner number. There's tons of apps out there that can get you one for free or for a very VERY low monthly price.

Or it could also for their Protection against the Blue gang.

[SandersNut]

What can happen if you give them your real number? They still can't prove you did anything.

If you need to stay under the radar (no paper trail) go door to door to mobile phone stores (mom and pop) ask if they have any old or outdated phones that they can give away. Tell them you're trying to help out a couple of homeless people. Phones that can be used with wifi and an app that don't require a monthly commitment. You'll be surprised how many useless phones they have just laying around.

Then download an app like TextNow which allows you to text and talk for free. You just need wifi to place a call or text. And there you go, problem solved. I've been using an old android phone for 8 years and a texting app. No monthly bills and no risk of getting caught. Just don't be stupid enough to let the old lady find it. Keep it at work or your batcave.

Problem solved.

[LostInDetroit]

What can happen if you give them your real number? They still can't prove you did anything.

I'm not so sure about that. If they had enough evidence that they could charge the place with human trafficking and had a client list (which is exactly what that would be considered) , the cops could totally make your life a living hell (especially if you stepped foot in the joint after the bust). Either way, better safe than sorry and just get a burner number. There's tons of apps out there that can get you one for free or for a very VERY low monthly price.