Massage Parlor Reports

[PRMan12]

Recently visited Cindy at FHOFH spa. She is mid 30's slim body with great skin. Latina with nice ass and boobs are MM but very firm. So firm that I had a hard time sucking them. Anyway, we discussed the price and, once agreed upon, started the massage. Lightly grazed the boys while I was face down. FS was agreed upon so on the flip I was expecting a BJ but not in the cards. She rubbed her tits on me and massaged me until I was hard enough for a condom. She covered me and we went at it doggie and mish. She did allow some DATY but said "only a little," which meant she probably wasn't into it much. She has super tight pussy and fantastic body. However, there was no kissing and not much passion or enthusiasm. Much better options are available, at least for my preferences.

What was the damage, I think she was the one asking for 2+ maybe 3 for FS.

[LeotersTO]

Massage Parlor Details:

It is on the second floor of the basement, you have to ring the bell to enter, there is no mamasan and a working woman opens the door. There is no table shower, the restrooms are dirty and smell like Chinese food. The massage room has no door and is curtained.

I was just about to be accosted for money for a booming massage, so I gave extra right up front without checking out the massage first. I can already hear you all shaking your heads and thinking, "What an idiot!" I had been told on the phone I could get a nuru massage, so I was really excited. Susu starts at the head of the table using vast amounts of oil. I go to touch her and she is not wearing underpants. I get excited and go for some serious groping. She doesn't pull away. The oil is just moved around. It's not sensuous or seductive or arousing at all, but it's still fun! After 10 minutes of me groping trying to get my finger into her, she has me flip. She leaves the room a lot. She comes back and I'm expecting the clothes to come off, but only the top down. I'm expecting a blowjob or some type of attention, but no! She grabs my balls like she means to pop them and grabs my dick like she means to squeeze the life out of it. I have to grab her arm and hand to get her to release my balls. Then she goes to town on my dick with both hands like she means to kill it all the while using massive amounts of oil and making sadistic sounding sounds. When she thinks she has gotten me there (I just wanted it to end), she wraps up the hour or so early, which is great because I just want it to end!

Worst experience of my life and I will never go back.

[ThrobbinWood]

Hey, great review by the way.

I am kind of new here.

Question? Where is 678? Can you please provide link? Thank you so much.

Wonder what you would get if you googled 678 spa virginia.

[Jay The Live]

Was near Sterling for work so decided to stop by 678 for the first time, asked for Mimi. I was going to take a break from this hobby after coming back from NYC recently, but was curious about Mimi from earlier reports that she is in her 20's like talent in New York. Her picture on BP ad is definitely filtered, but she is attractive, slim, and one of the youngest you can find at a NoVa AMP. She said she was 25 and I believe her as an Asian myself.

I don't know if all the rooms have a screen showing video surveillance of the outside, but the room I was in did closest to the front. I realized she put me there so she could watch the incoming traffic because she said the boss / manager was out busy so she was managing the place temporarily.

She doesn't talk much as her English is limited, but if you try talking to her, she will try her best to respond and bring out the translator. Massage was so-so, definitely not enough to relieve any knots like the girls at May Wellness. After about 30-35 minutes, she told me to flip and said okay to FS. She wanted me to say the price. I said $1. 6 and she instantly said yes. Probably could have started with $1. 4 but who knows.

Soft touch into covered BJ, doesn't really dirty talk. It was just okay, but fun watching her multitask BJ while she was watching the surveillance at the same time when mongers were coming in (it was pretty busy early evening). I was having fun with her B / C cups, but noted she is really sensitive on her nipples. I am not sure if DATY is on the table because she had her hand cover it, so I didn't push it. Went to missionary, doggy, and then asked her to get on top to finish in CG. We were getting close to the hour, so during CG, she went bunny mode and went hard at it and I literally finished in a minute of CG with loud clapping noises and all. Told me to ask for her again next time and gave me one of those stamp cards (I think 7 times, then house fee is free next time).

She is similar in age and attractiveness as those you can find up in NYC, but I would say definitely not as enthusiastic or experienced. I think I would repeat once she has more days, but if you simply just want someone young and attractive at an AMP, she is a top choice in NoVa.

Hey, great review by the way.

I am kind of new here.

Question? Where is 678? Can you please provide link? Thank you so much.

[JamesAtHome]

Recently visited Cindy at FHOFH spa. She is mid 30's slim body with great skin. Latina with nice ass and boobs are MM but very firm. So firm that I had a hard time sucking them. Anyway, we discussed the price and, once agreed upon, started the massage. Lightly grazed the boys while I was face down. FS was agreed upon so on the flip I was expecting a BJ but not in the cards. She rubbed her tits on me and massaged me until I was hard enough for a condom. She covered me and we went at it doggie and mish. She did allow some DATY but said "only a little," which meant she probably wasn't into it much. She has super tight pussy and fantastic body. However, there was no kissing and not much passion or enthusiasm. Much better options are available, at least for my preferences.

[EmaBox]

Was near Sterling for work so decided to stop by 678 for the first time, asked for Mimi. I was going to take a break from this hobby after coming back from NYC recently, but was curious about Mimi from earlier reports that she is in her 20's like talent in New York. Her picture on BP ad is definitely filtered, but she is attractive, slim, and one of the youngest you can find at a NoVa AMP. She said she was 25 and I believe her as an Asian myself.

I don't know if all the rooms have a screen showing video surveillance of the outside, but the room I was in did closest to the front. I realized she put me there so she could watch the incoming traffic because she said the boss / manager was out busy so she was managing the place temporarily.

She doesn't talk much as her English is limited, but if you try talking to her, she will try her best to respond and bring out the translator. Massage was so-so, definitely not enough to relieve any knots like the girls at May Wellness. After about 30-35 minutes, she told me to flip and said okay to FS. She wanted me to say the price. I said $1. 6 and she instantly said yes. Probably could have started with $1. 4 but who knows.

Soft touch into covered BJ, doesn't really dirty talk. It was just okay, but fun watching her multitask BJ while she was watching the surveillance at the same time when mongers were coming in (it was pretty busy early evening). I was having fun with her B / C cups, but noted she is really sensitive on her nipples. I am not sure if DATY is on the table because she had her hand cover it, so I didn't push it. Went to missionary, doggy, and then asked her to get on top to finish in CG. We were getting close to the hour, so during CG, she went bunny mode and went hard at it and I literally finished in a minute of CG with loud clapping noises and all. Told me to ask for her again next time and gave me one of those stamp cards (I think 7 times, then house fee is free next time).

She is similar in age and attractiveness as those you can find up in NYC, but I would say definitely not as enthusiastic or experienced. I think I would repeat once she has more days, but if you simply just want someone young and attractive at an AMP, she is a top choice in NoVa.

[SteveSmithAbq]

Still searching for a white massage therapist with big tits, not fat, who provides a solid fbsm and b2 b.

Tried 2 this week. The 916 number on rub rankings. They had reviews on the other side and on PD. Total miss. Girl was horrid and room smelled so much like smoke I couldn't breathe. Avoid.

Anastasia at eden. Solid teasing. But many negatives. Wouldn't take off top. Also rushed me out. Paid for an hour left at 30 minutes.

I'll keeping looking and taking them for the team till I find my unicorn.

The best experience I've had with a white therapist is in Bethesda at Bethesda therapeutic massage (google for address).

There are 3 therapists (Sasha, Victoria, Lena): of the 3, Sasha has natural Ds. She gives a great massage, great edging and nice finish and allows nursing. No FS though.

The MoCo forum has more details.

[FlusteringChic]

His place is hit or miss when it comes to the girls. Sometimes they have firecrackers and other times they have duds. Today was a dud but wanted a massage so got an hour. Pretty decent rub. 30 min passed and then the flip. Kinda irked by the rush but she turned me over asked if I wanted a handshake. I told her yeah and pulled down the top of her dress to reveal some nice Bs with pointy brown nipples. Age beginning to take its toll with this one. Was enough to get the job done. Menu may be open for more as I've dined much better here in the past. But didn't want to partake in any dessert this time around. Hoping for younger winds to pass on by this place before I return.

[DoctorDoctor]

Did you mean Luna or Tara opened a Shop. If Luna please let me know where.

The Luna that does hair runs ads on Craigslist, beauty section "Haircuts, shoulder massage, falls church".

I don't think she's the Luna from a while back that was in Annandale. My memory is footy about this one.

Also don't know where her new shop is. She invited me but I don't need a haircut right now.

[LizardLeader18]

Specifically the Russian massage shops in and around Bethesda. They're more expensive than VA massage parlors, but you're more likely to find a therapist who meets your requirements. I haven't been for a while, so I don't have any specific recommendations. What I would do is spend some time walking around and visiting places to see if anyone catches your interest. What I've often done is drop in, tell them I'm thinking about scheduling sometime in the future, and take a business card. If you happen to find an attractive candidate you can ask if she's available and, if so, go for it right away.

Parking can be an issue, even though there are a few parking garages. IIRC, some parking is free on weekends and later in the evening, but important to double-check. Also very important is that, with the current problems between Russia and Ukraine, you don't get into any kind of discussion about that. Emotions are high and such discussion would probably derail any sensual potential for the session. There are also some Ukrainian therapists so, if you're not sure, you could ask what city she's from. If she mentions some place you've never heard of, ask what big city it's closest to. The main idea here is to get a sense, in as discreet a way as possible, of who you're dealing with.

During the massage itself, usually on the flip, you should politely ask if "full body" is available. Maybe she will give some clues before the flip, maybe she won't. But, either way, a HJ is available more often than not. About getting her topless, that might take a bit more work. You could start with OTC and, if she seems receptive, move to UTC and then move your hand around to her back and undo her bra clasp. I've had success doing those steps without saying a word. Let her nonverbal cues be your guide. If she doesn't resist or pull away, that's a sign to continue.

It goes without saying that this is not an inexpensive way to go. But, if you're truly looking for an FSBM unicorn, you just might find her. B-2-B is a heavier lift and might require seeing the therapist outside of the parlor. Some of them will work out of their apartments on the side. Also, check out the MoCo forum for relevant reports. Good luck!

Thanks for the tip. Unfortunately, with where I live / work, Bethesda is too far for me to get too even on an infrequent basis.

[JmSuttr]

Still searching for a white massage therapist with big tits, not fat, who provides a solid fbsm and b2 b.

Tried 2 this week. The 916 number on rub rankings. They had reviews on the other side and on PD. Total miss. Girl was horrid and room smelled so much like smoke I couldn't breathe. Avoid.

Anastasia at eden. Solid teasing. But many negatives. Wouldn't take off top. Also rushed me out. Paid for an hour left at 30 minutes.

I'll keeping looking and taking them for the team till I find my unicorn.

Specifically the Russian massage shops in and around Bethesda. They're more expensive than VA massage parlors, but you're more likely to find a therapist who meets your requirements. I haven't been for a while, so I don't have any specific recommendations. What I would do is spend some time walking around and visiting places to see if anyone catches your interest. What I've often done is drop in, tell them I'm thinking about scheduling sometime in the future, and take a business card. If you happen to find an attractive candidate you can ask if she's available and, if so, go for it right away.

Parking can be an issue, even though there are a few parking garages. IIRC, some parking is free on weekends and later in the evening, but important to double-check. Also very important is that, with the current problems between Russia and Ukraine, you don't get into any kind of discussion about that. Emotions are high and such discussion would probably derail any sensual potential for the session. There are also some Ukrainian therapists so, if you're not sure, you could ask what city she's from. If she mentions some place you've never heard of, ask what big city it's closest to. The main idea here is to get a sense, in as discreet a way as possible, of who you're dealing with.

During the massage itself, usually on the flip, you should politely ask if "full body" is available. Maybe she will give some clues before the flip, maybe she won't. But, either way, a HJ is available more often than not. About getting her topless, that might take a bit more work. You could start with OTC and, if she seems receptive, move to UTC and then move your hand around to her back and undo her bra clasp. I've had success doing those steps without saying a word. Let her nonverbal cues be your guide. If she doesn't resist or pull away, that's a sign to continue.

It goes without saying that this is not an inexpensive way to go. But, if you're truly looking for an FSBM unicorn, you just might find her. B-2-B is a heavier lift and might require seeing the therapist outside of the parlor. Some of them will work out of their apartments on the side. Also, check out the MoCo forum for relevant reports. Good luck!

[LizardLeader18]

Still searching for a white massage therapist with big tits, not fat, who provides a solid fbsm and b2 b.

Tried 2 this week. The 916 number on rub rankings. They had reviews on the other side and on PD. Total miss. Girl was horrid and room smelled so much like smoke I couldn't breathe. Avoid.

Anastasia at eden. Solid teasing. But many negatives. Wouldn't take off top. Also rushed me out. Paid for an hour left at 30 minutes.

I'll keeping looking and taking them for the team till I find my unicorn.

[Amp Bum]

This is the old Green for those that go back that far. Other than the name and presumably a new owner, not a lot has changed. I was met by a Chinese gal with c-cups who said she was 38 years old but I think closer to 48. It was. 5 for the half hour and she first asked for 1. 7 for FS. I offered 1. 0 to which she laughed. She then asked for 1. 5 and eventually we agreed on 1. 2. She left the room, came back and stripped, put on a cover and started some very enthusiastic head. Next came CG, and I finished in mish. She didn't speak much English but she definitely knows enough to talk dirty LOL. Afterwards she gave me her digits so maybe I didn't come off as too cheap with my negotiations. Or maybe she wants me to come back to get me go pay more haha.

Side question: on the opposite side of the adjacent building is place called Aromatherapy Massage & skin care. Based on the name alone I'd wager this place is legit but the operating hours hint at possible extras. If the hours were ever a sign of anything. Wanted to ask if any of you gentlemen have visited this place and have more information. If not I might add this to the list for TOFTT.

[JohnnySalami]

Did you mean Luna or Tara opened a Shop. If Luna please let me know where.

She recently opened a new shop.

[DoYouKnow]

The manager of 998 has such a good eye for talent. Mimi at 678 is such a treat, simply gorgeous ans lets just say she has some serious erotic skills. Left me shaking my head. New arrival from NY at 998 tomorrow after 12. If you know Wendy she (Wawa) is equivalent, so just imagine what you are in for. Just don't flood the gates. Want to keep 998 open and the awesome talent pool. By the way. The manager is simply gorgeous. Hard not to enjoy her looks and essence for sure.

Happy mongering, stay safe and definitely keep your head on a swivel these days.