Massage Parlor Reports

[XanderEks]

Went to check this place out after seeing their ads for some time.

Door answered by 50's Chinese woman, B's, no curves, named Ai Lin or Eileen, not sure. Was late so didn't have too many other options so I decided to go in and hope for a decent massage. . 50 for half, no TS available.

Laid down and got comfortable, she felt around some areas almost immediately indicating there's more then started to massage my back. Using a lot of force and a weird technique, she vigorously rubbed my back up and down for quite a while, moved onto my neck then back to my back, occasionally brushing my ass.

I really was not attracted to her, and at this point was just hoping to relax, but these ladies feel the need to get the extra tip, so on the flip she kept doing soft touch, feeling around and I tried to tell her multiple times that I wasn't interested, but she kept at it. I told her to just massage my legs and feet for the remaining time and she did, then went back to my dick. Inevitably I was hard, but I didn't want to be. In all honesty, I need the visuals to get any sense of satisfaction, and she just wasn't doing it for me. I started questioning my life decisions.

Anyway, eventually got her to understand I wasn't interested in a release, and our time was coming to an end. Didn't want to break her heart so I gave a generous. 60 tip. I often think to myself these ladies must be in some horrible situation to even be doing this, especially the ones that don't speak any English.

On the way out, saw the other lady and she was even worse.

I highly don't recommend this place. Had it not been so late in the evening, I would have ventured elsewhere for sure.

https://nova.bedpage.com/Bodyrubs/ch.../23219985.html

If link doesn't work this is the spa at 14XXX Robert Paris Ct.

The only place I've been to that has a decently younger lady working (30's) and is cute, is Herndon Therapy, but they always want too much and their 'tip' is based on 30 min or hour. For an hour session, they insist on $. 20 even for like a standard nova, crazy.

[TropicanGeorge]

Anyone have reports of Susan in Alexandria Queen? I've seen some reports elsewhere but they all look potentially BS, so I wanted to see if there were any data points here.

[DMan46]

Wow, you have 7 posts and 5 are about King Spa on Duke St. I'm not saying you're the owner but you appear to be the owner. Give us a code word to use at check in for a 10% discount.

Good catch! The reviews also read somewhat odd, like AI or a translator was used.

[Harley Dude 29]

Wow, you have 7 posts and 5 are about King Spa on Duke St. I'm not saying you're the owner but you appear to be the owner. Give us a code word to use at check in for a 10% discount.

I do think that Young Monger is on to something. With the positive reviews, I made my way to King for a visit. I drew Tiffany, a nice looking thin lady, but she doesn't speak but about 10 words of English. Everything was with google translator. I went for the hour, and she just rubbed erratically around my back and legs. She would come close to my ass, but not often. She leaned down and asked if I wanted to make love (she knew how to say that). Well of course. She then went back to rubbing my back, so I rubbed her legs and was able to get to her pussy and gave it a couple of rubs. She moved away and giggled. She had some type of underwear on that went up almost to her tits, so I tried again. She got her phone and said she was ticklish and no touch. So I kept my hands by my side. She did move up to my junk a couple of quick times, and then back to random rubbing but there was no electricity as some have felt.

I thought the time had been going by, and she got her phone and said I had 10 minutes left and to turn over - 10 minutes?? WTF. She then said she wanted 1. 8 for love. I countered with 1. 0 since we only had 10 minutes. She said that 1. 0 was for HJ only. I told her to forget it, and she then said 1. 5 for BJ and DATY. I laughed and told her I was good. She then wrote a message that she had to meet another person at the door and she would be back. I told her I was done, and kept saying, no she would be back. As she left, I got up and got dressed, and she seemed totally surprised when she returned that I was ready to leave. I wished her the best and left. She had not brought my change back when I paid the entry, so I just consider that her tip for her level of service.

All this to say, is that it does appear suspect for the number of good reviews in the last few days, nothing on RM or other review sites, and then a real lack of any real session. As for me, there are many much better for her asking price.

HD29.

[DMan46]

Purple Baby Hua's latest post. I don't recall her ever advertising on Craigslist in the past. Having never visited her personally, I get the impression that's her on the left in the first photo? I don't see anything that would cause me to make the trip over there yet, but have been keeping an eye out for new arrivals.

https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/...753444703.html

From what I recall, she had some hygiene issues. Some of the other girls look alright, but I haven't seen any reviews recently. I may have to make a visit.

[TheYoungMonger]

After reading the reviews, I was going to see Tiffany today, but was told she was busy. I decided to see the other girl, Helen. She has a very standard Asian girl image, big breasts, and a perky butt. She is really super sexy. Her attitude is very good. I was very satisfied and this experience is worth it. I look forward to seeing her again next.

Wow, you have 7 posts and 5 are about King Spa on Duke St. I'm not saying you're the owner but you appear to be the owner. Give us a code word to use at check in for a 10% discount.

[FakeName3]

Hanna at Classic Nails is back in town after a long absence, she was visiting family in Vietnam for several months.

I made an appointment last week and went to see her around lunchtime. She only works limited hours / days, and not on weekends at all.

She has physical issues with her back and shoulders, and while she gives the great two handed massage she is famous for, she can't do it as long as she used to.

She spends the entire 30 minute massage working exclusively on your junk. She no longer allows nursing, but does allow some OTC touching towards the end.

She is amazing with dirty talk which helps things move along. She speaks very good English and is easy to understand.

I would still recommend her, but her menu is limited due to her medical issues. Total cost was $8. 0.

About Hanna having health problems. She is probably the nicest provider I have known in NOVA and was my ATF from the time I introduced her to the board summer 2021 (Post #19474) to the time last summer where she tried to rip me off (Post #25133). She has the true poise, beauty, and charm that only a tall thin Vietnamese woman can have. Yet, at the same time she would stroke me with two hands for the entire 30 min massage while whispering "fuck me" and other dirty shit in my ear. To me, she is one of those providers that are true wife material. I hope she is doing well.

[DC002]

DC, Thanks for the post, even the bad experiences offer valuable info and insight for others her on the board.

Ha. Forgot about old lady at Bubbly on Gallows. She scared me at the door back then. Could have been the tall skinny one at Herndon Therapy. Scared me there too. They are both Korean AMPs I think.

They very much could have been one in the same!

The other one might have been called Ruby. Sounds familiar. Nice body shitty bossy attitude when you got into it and focused on $$$ rather than a fun experience and was a killer for me and Junior.

[LowerBackPain]

DC, Thanks for the post, even the bad experiences offer valuable info and insight for others her on the board. Is this Herndon Therapy at 201 Elden St #204, (703) 435-3007? Just called and Ruby told me the older lady may go by the name Apple. Can anybody else relate their experiences at Herndon Therapy? Was she thin as in retaining her girlish figure? You didn't get either girl's name did you? Could this have been the same older MT you saw at Bubbly / Orange?

Went earlier in week to Herndon Therapy for a nice relaxing TS and massage.
I usually only wrute the places with good reviews but wanted to warn the team.
Door opened and tall older lady welcomed me in. Even thought she was in a provocative dress and present, her painted face and body skin said maybe 70 years old. She asked how long and my reply was: Who else is here? After saying it twice she heard it and said OK, will get other gal. Come to room and I will get her. DC.

[LowerBackPain]

Purple Baby Hua's latest post. I don't recall her ever advertising on Craigslist in the past. Having never visited her personally, I get the impression that's her on the left in the first photo? I don't see anything that would cause me to make the trip over there yet, but have been keeping an eye out for new arrivals.

https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/...753444703.html

[JazzBabi6]

FHOH = For Him or Her Spa?

That's the one.

[Jovie]

After reading the reviews, I was going to see Tiffany today, but was told she was busy. I decided to see the other girl, Helen. She has a very standard Asian girl image, big breasts, and a perky butt. She is really super sexy. Her attitude is very good. I was very satisfied and this experience is worth it. I look forward to seeing her again next.

[FlusteringChic]

When I arrive I'm greeted by Ruby, recognizes me with a big hug and some kisses! We proceed to her room and she quickly adds new linens and towel. Pay the fee and lay tip on the back shelves. She comes back quickly, I'm sitting on the table, we embrace with some groping. She's wearing a simple dress, no bra, a skimpy thong! I stare at her tits and she pulls off her dress to show her perky nipples. The fun could have started there but I asked for a massage to start. The massage is adequate with lots of forearm use. At the head of the table I reach and squeeze her ass and thighs. After about 10 minutes she returns to the table head. I'm still face down and motion for her to climb up so her knees are on either side of head. Here she starts to rub her tits and hair on my back. Wow, like she could read my mind! Okay now I'm aroused. I say okay baby and start to rise up. I position myself on my arms and knees and she heads back to service balls and cock with her hand. Fully erect now, I move off the table and she walks around to get a pillow. I want to trade positions so have her lay down for some FIV action. No objections, just ohhs and ahhs! I then laid down, she stroked me, got the cover on me and sucked me off for a few minutes before I needed to unload. She actually holds it for a few seconds, then lets go with her cute giggle. Gets up, we get cleaned up, and comes to give me a warm hug and I am gone!

[LowerBackPain]

The backstory is that this AMP used to be called Lily Spa, but Vicky became ill and Tina took over rebranding the place Lucky's spa. Around September / October of last year, visitors would show up, find the door locked and mail accumulating the place appeared to be closed. About this time (November2023) I noticed DC002's post below referencing a tall, skinny provider in a cocktail dress. So, I made my over to Orange Spa on Gallows Rd in Vienna to give that older MT a try and as I suspected it was Tina from Lucky's. So, since then she has been splitting her time between Orange spa and the former Lucky's which is now known as Apple spa. The problem is that as of late, the MT that answers the door / phone at both locations have been giving out false and misleading information. We all know that there is sometimes competition and envy between the ladies and some have been known to lie and say a requested person is either busy or not there anymore. The people at Apple spa are saying that they now have an entirely new set of girls and Tina is no longer there. As for Orange spa, I recently called to see if Tina was working that day, was told yes, set my appointment and made my way there. Upon arrival I was met by a short, thick muscular woman with man-hands and tree trunk legs claiming that she was Tina. When I stated that I go back to Blue, Kay-Kay, Jenny and Tina, she stated that her name was both Sarah and Tina. This woman, not even the taller, thinner Sarah from October of last year (a different person altogether), looks ridiculous in a skirt. Either she doesn't know her own name or is just a liar (I. E. , to get unsuspecting customers through the door). I understand that some of them are right here with us reading posts, so my message to them is fire Sarah's ass and that we want GMILF Tina back! Tall, thin and old Tina. Note the fruit-themed similarity in the names of both places so and I think this is the same Sarah that used to work with Tina as Lucky's. Should anyone visit an AMP and meet a thin, taller than average, older than average MT, kindly make the rest of us aware here.

I had a couple of decent visits to Lucky Spa in 2023. Both times with Sara. GILF Tina was present at the spa both times but busy. I lost her whereabouts. I have noticed a few reviews now on RM listing a Tina. Does anyone know if this is GILF Tina or someone else. I realize that Tina is one of the more common adopted names for these providers.

As promised, stopped by the New "Orange".
Yes, it is the old Bubbly spa. Gal opened the door in a hot cocktail dress but inside the dress was a tall old skinny provider.
DC.

[Balistk1970]

Hanna at Classic Nails is back in town after a long absence, she was visiting family in Vietnam for several months.

I made an appointment last week and went to see her around lunchtime. She only works limited hours / days, and not on weekends at all.

She has physical issues with her back and shoulders, and while she gives the great two handed massage she is famous for, she can't do it as long as she used to.

She spends the entire 30 minute massage working exclusively on your junk. She no longer allows nursing, but does allow some OTC touching towards the end.

She is amazing with dirty talk which helps things move along. She speaks very good English and is easy to understand.

I would still recommend her, but her menu is limited due to her medical issues. Total cost was $8. 0.