Massage Parlor Reports

[Rupert 2]

How many mongers does it.

Take to screw in a light bulb?

Depends on:

What is the age and dimensions of.

The light bulb?

What else is on the menu?

Are there any other reviews about.

This location?

Is the light bulb in tight?

Can I do it uncovered?

Too much!!

[Andir]

And like that, YoYo of 558 is not in today. Hopefully, she is not sucked into the black hole named Flushing forever.

[Andir]

Was in MA and ME for biz and was enticed by reviews of Yuyu (YouYou). 30 something, soft Bs, wavy long hair, a good figure with a little belly fat but attractive overall. Sweet, but odd communication, little English, but great attitude. Said she was Japanese. Got right to it, forgoing massage, opted for HJ (seemed to be her limit), with daty since I was curious about the Andir's note about the full flower. She is shaved, the flower is full. More with the lips, the clit is good sized but hooded, all in all she was very responsive. Oddly after daty she came up and DFK'd me, I was stunned by this, but a very passionate touch. My turn, oiled HJ was great, occasional kisses to the sac, and I exploded. I'd repeat but won't be back for several months. VN.

Bro, you are super generous when you call those tiny things on her Bs. I think they are As, and that is on a good day! Regardless, she is very very cute, with an exception of the perfume on her — just great. One of the best 558 ever had, with Emma still being number one. And yes, she likes to kiss.

[Vulva Nut]

It was my first visit with her and I didn't get her panties off to see. Maybe Andir will know.

Was in MA and ME for biz and was enticed by reviews of Yuyu (YouYou). 30 something, soft Bs, wavy long hair, a good figure with a little belly fat but attractive overall. Sweet, but odd communication, little English, but great attitude. Said she was Japanese. Got right to it, forgoing massage, opted for HJ (seemed to be her limit), with daty since I was curious about the Andir's note about the full flower. She is shaved, the flower is full. More with the lips, the clit is good sized but hooded, all in all she was very responsive. Oddly after daty she came up and DFK'd me, I was stunned by this, but a very passionate touch. My turn, oiled HJ was great, occasional kisses to the sac, and I exploded. I'd repeat but won't be back for several months. VN.

[BostonTrent]

So, is Angela officially done at 32 in H2 O?

I was a huge fan of this place before the recent change in management. I tolerated the problems there for weeks hoping they would improve. But they haven't. Quality of talent is not good. Manager is full of sh / t. Kept telling me new girls would be coming. They never appeared. When I would call and ask who is working they would try to give me the run around. Probably because it's the same old lousy talent.

Most recent visit I called ahead and verified they weren't busy. When I got there they were busy. Strike one. Was stuck in a room and waited 10 minutes for someone to start my session. Eventually I got Lulu or Yuyu. Who is old but reasonably attractive. 10 minutes of a brutal all thumbs massage which hurt. I kept saying softer please. But her English is non existent. Manager came in and grabbed her told me she had to take care of another customer. Mumbled something like "he didn't like my massage". Strike two. I wait naked on the table for another 10 minutes while I can hear my masseuse doing whatever in the next room. Was loud and sounded like FS. I was close to getting dressed and leaving and she comes back in. I've been there now 30-35 minutes and don't want any more massage I want to move to next phase. She doesn't understand. So I sit up and say "no more massage" and gestures for her to take off her clothes. She understands (maybe). We go through an awful sequence of her trying to be erotic but it is so bad I'm having trouble focusing and junior is just not into it. Lousy BBBJ, really lackluster and not good. Strike three. She keeps asking to put on the cover and finally say ok. What happens next is just so awful. She can't fit me in. She doesn't want to let me take over. And finally just uses her hand. I finish but it takes a huge mental imagination to get there.

After all this I don't even know what to tip so I give 2. 4. Which I thought was reasonable. She takes it and doesn't say anything. Leaves me alone in the room. I get dressed and go out into the hallway. No one is around so I grab a water and see myself out. This was one of the worst experiences at an AMP for me. I don't know why I would ever go back to this place..

[CamperVan10]

Coco treated you well? Was it FS? I was never able to get it from her. At some point she actually said that she can not do it at the parlor, but would do it outside for 400. LOL! I somehow decided against doing it with her for that much.

No, no FS. She seemed to actually like me and was very affectionate and skilled with her hands (mostly).

[RhodyRob007]

Have been here a few times. It's convenient for me. But no HE. I've been going back because the massage has been pretty good actually.

https://boston.craigslist.org/gbs/bt...753039170.html

I guess this place has been here for a bit. But never seen an ad for it. Visited and it was good. Thai style massage, very comfortable setting. The rooms are very spacious. Massage quality was very good, strong. Standard AMP rates, parking is decent, my therapist Lisa (with glasses) spoke good English. Standard session. Nice place for a nice visit. Good place to try if you're in that part of the neighborhood.

[HappyDave]

It's funny how the came place is advertising as both Walnut st and Auburndale on CL.

[Mattis1775]

https://boston.craigslist.org/gbs/bt...753039170.html

I guess this place has been here for a bit. But never seen an ad for it. Visited and it was good. Thai style massage, very comfortable setting. The rooms are very spacious. Massage quality was very good, strong. Standard AMP rates, parking is decent, my therapist Lisa (with glasses) spoke good English. Standard session. Nice place for a nice visit. Good place to try if you're in that part of the neighborhood.

[Andir]

Hard to argue, but the Coco Danny referenced at 558 treated me quite well last summer / fall for whatever reasons. Tried to determine her whereabouts, or if still at 558, but no luck so far. Expect she is back in Queens. Any intel appreciated.

Coco treated you well? Was it FS? I was never able to get it from her. At some point she actually said that she can not do it at the parlor, but would do it outside for 400. LOL! I somehow decided against doing it with her for that much.

[AmpExplorer]

Hard to argue, but the Coco Danny referenced at 558 treated me quite well last summer / fall for whatever reasons. Tried to determine her whereabouts, or if still at 558, but no luck so far. Expect she is back in Queens. Any intel appreciated.

It is probably not too far from where the lost socks end up. So many of our favs in the blink of an eye disappear forever. I have learned years ago this is standard in this hobby it's too difficult to trace and don't worry someone will appear to be your new favorite. Going to queens / flushing still like trying to find needle in haystack. Unless you have connections to higher level intelligence it is a difficult process.

[BosLocal88]

Hit up 1908 in the brook. Young girl with a great body but limited menu without at least $120 on the table. Not worth it and she seemed kind of fucked up too. Massage was awful.

[CamperVan10]

Danny, all Cocos are good you can't go wrong with any of them!

Hard to argue, but the Coco Danny referenced at 558 treated me quite well last summer / fall for whatever reasons. Tried to determine her whereabouts, or if still at 558, but no luck so far. Expect she is back in Queens. Any intel appreciated.

[Andir]

Newton does have a lot of Rub and Tug places but expanded menus seem to get shut down fast.

Dave, the one at 1105 (next to Trader Joe's) is reliably FS now. I wasn't turned down a single time lately. Older ladies but fit. They advertise as having new ownership and they definitely differ from what it used to be.

[FrogPilot]

One guy said the massage sucked and didn't tip, even though he got a HJ.

And that right there is why most providers want the tip up front if they don't know you, this kind of shit happens a lot, and yes, if you must be a walk in, if they are busy, be like Mattis, ask what time you should come back and just get the fuck out of there.