Massage Parlor Reports

[JonnyBigRod]

Any provider with puffy tits.

Thanks in advance.

[JmSuttr]

Long story short, just had a miserable experience with an escort. And its why ill forever be chosing AMPs from now on.

For quadriple the price I got service worse than I have ever recieved at even the worst AMP. You can tell escorts try to maximize their time doing anything but sex whereas any time I'm a regular at an AMP they practically assault my crotch right at the door.

I had to spent about half the time watching this woman argue with her dog, between that and the rude talking about herself it felt more like I was the one who should be getting paid. And godforbid after the constant focus put on everything else if you arent popping within seconds of her touch. I'm reminded of the first episode of breaking bad, except Walt didn't pay a weeks paycheck for his birthday sex.

Meanwhile, even if the women at an AMP remind me more of the aliens in star wars, they still give the type of sensuality that makes you feel like they want to be with you. Cuddling and smiles and gratefulness that makes you feel like "maybe I should tip more".

Meanwhile despite dropping a literal rent payment on a woman they act meaner towards you than a literal police officer in a sting operation would.

Just in general with the amount of hoops you have to jump through to get a "date" youd expect them to be on time and have all their supplies. This will sound made up, but I shit you not she made me leave the hotel room to get condoms for her.

Which adds another great positive for AMPs, if they are rude. You can easily walk out the door or ask for a refund. At the very most spending less than half what you would have.

I just have the worst luck on the planet and hate paying out the nose to feel like shit.

I think the funniest part is when these slatternly women have the gaul to ask "what are your hobbies / what do you do for fun" not fucking much because anything cool I could do I instead spent the money on you and its a massive fucking regret.

Its crazy how night and day the treatment is when the cost is so much more for escorts vs AMPs. Your masseuse knows you could be spending your cash on anything else and they truely do treat you in a way that gets you leaving with a smile on your face.

Meanwhile I've had escorts tell me it would be "unrealistic" to treat me nice.

There are a whole raft of issues that go with visiting an AMP. Sure, if you're a regular, and the Mamasan is smart, they'll treat you like a VIP. But you'll still have to deal with things like your favorite girl being busy, or on vacation, or unexpectedly vanishing permanently. And AMP sessions are subject to interruption by the phone ringing, clients arriving and leaving, and the dreaded LE (or county inspection) visit. And, no matter how expansive the menu, a massage table is inherently less comfortable than a decent bed (IMO). None of these are meant to be a knock against AMPs, as I'm certainly a fan, rather just pointing out the nature of the beast.

As far as escorts are concerned, there are good and bad, and price levels from expensive to reasonable to cheap, which makes it hard to generalize. Also, while there are certainly escorts who care little about customer service, there are others who want to turn you into a happy and satisfied regular. The only way to improve your odds of finding the good ones is to do good homework on this forum and on the review sites. It's quite possible to be successful fishing in both ponds, you just need to remember the differences and tailor your approach accordingly.

Finally, there's a nice category of providers who do a good job bridging the gap between AMPs and escorts. If you haven't already checked out the Thai Independents sub-forum, I think you'll find some promising prospects there who offer great massage (if that's your thing), a full menu, and prices that are generally better than most escorts.

[Asphalt]

I dropped in unannounced today and Tina was available. She ushered me into a room and offered a shower, which I declined. A few minutes after I took to the table she came back and started a decent massage, quite relaxing and unrushed. After about 15 minutes another girl came into the room and suddenly I was enjoying a 4 hands massage, with Tina on the table between my legs giving me a FUMA and the other one rubbing my back while I roamed all over her trim legs and hips.

After the flip I'm nursing on Tina while her friend is giving me a slow handy. I'm enjoying things too much to let them finish me at that point so I get both of them on one side of the table so both can lick my nipples at the same time. Now I have a kitty in each hand and both are pretty wet. Tina goes out for a bit and when she comes back I have her friend naked and bent over the table and letting me slide that oily member of mine between her cheeks. Was BBFS available? Maybe but that's not what I do. It was all good fun as Tina licked my nipple some more until I was done. After that Tina took me to the table shower and fingered my butt hole a lot.

They seemed to be having fun the whole time but one thing is for sure. They really wanted me to have a good time and I did. Not once did either talk about a tip. I gave each 1. 0 and left happy.

[DC002]

So true. Most AMPs try to be customer oriented. Some where FS is the speciality, can get spoiled and go downhill with poor Attitudes. Like the report I gave on Herndon Therapy. Generally 90% of AMP visits to Camps and Kamps turn out nice if you are friendly and treat them nice. Often a nice HJ AMP can turn into a mutually enjoyable FS session. Key is: "mutually enjoyable". The you put it on your favorates list.

DC.

Long story short, just had a miserable experience with an escort. And its why ill forever be chosing AMPs from now on.

For quadriple the price I got service worse than I have ever recieved at even the worst AMP. You can tell escorts try to maximize their time doing anything but sex whereas any time I'm a regular at an AMP they practically assault my crotch right at the door.

I had to spent about half the time watching this woman argue with her dog, between that and the rude talking about herself it felt more like I was the one who should be getting paid. And godforbid after the constant focus put on everything else if you arent popping within seconds of her touch. I'm reminded of the first episode of breaking bad, except Walt didn't pay a weeks paycheck for his birthday sex.

Meanwhile, even if the women at an AMP remind me more of the aliens in star wars, they still give the type of sensuality that makes you feel like they want to be with you. Cuddling and smiles and gratefulness that makes you feel like "maybe I should tip more".

Meanwhile despite dropping a literal rent payment on a woman they act meaner towards you than a literal police officer in a sting operation would.

Just in general with the amount of hoops you have to jump through to get a "date" youd expect them to be on time and have all their supplies. This will sound made up, but I shit you not she made me leave the hotel room to get condoms for her.

Which adds another great positive for AMPs, if they are rude. You can easily walk out the door or ask for a refund. At the very most spending less than half what you would have.

I just have the worst luck on the planet and hate paying out the nose to feel like shit.

I think the funniest part is when these slatternly women have the gaul to ask "what are your hobbies / what do you do for fun" not fucking much because anything cool I could do I instead spent the money on you and its a massive fucking regret.

Its crazy how night and day the treatment is when the cost is so much more for escorts vs AMPs. Your masseuse knows you could be spending your cash on anything else and they truely do treat you in a way that gets you leaving with a smile on your face.

Meanwhile I've had escorts tell me it would be "unrealistic" to treat me nice.

[DC002]

Went earlier in week to Herndon Therapy for a nice relaxing TS and massage.

I usually only wrute the places with good reviews but wanted to warn the team.

Door opened and tall older lady welcomed me in. Even thought she was in a provocative dress and present, her painted face and body skin said maybe 70 years old. She asked how long and my reply was: Who else is here? After saying it twice she heard it and said OK, will get other gal. Come to room and I will get her.

I walked a beautiful body and a nice face. Looked in late 30's but that means probably 40's. Could not understand her Name. She did have killer body. Off to the table shower to start the hour. Nice TS and Back to the room. In the room a little massage and no warmth. Just bad attitude for a Korean spa. No chemistry and it had to be her way. Had to give her 120 for naked massage with HJ. Got the perspective she just wanted more money a FS aanf get you out the door. No fun and me no cim. Shitty expensive experience. Before I left, she confirmed she wanted 200 for FS and implied that was 30 minutes. My 120 tip was cheap! 200 down the drain total with one big flush.

Is that GPS? Or just poor service attitude?

Your experience might be better but I always treat them nice and expect the same in return. I go in with a smile and usually leave with a bigger one. Very disappointed. I was thereabout 2 years ago and had a great time. I do like the sauna room that they put you in for a few minutes after the TS. That's the only good in my visit.

DC.

[FearlessFlash]

Long story short, just had a miserable experience with an escort. And its why ill forever be chosing AMPs from now on.

For quadriple the price I got service worse than I have ever recieved at even the worst AMP. You can tell escorts try to maximize their time doing anything but sex whereas any time I'm a regular at an AMP they practically assault my crotch right at the door.

I had to spent about half the time watching this woman argue with her dog, between that and the rude talking about herself it felt more like I was the one who should be getting paid. And godforbid after the constant focus put on everything else if you arent popping within seconds of her touch. I'm reminded of the first episode of breaking bad, except Walt didn't pay a weeks paycheck for his birthday sex.

Meanwhile, even if the women at an AMP remind me more of the aliens in star wars, they still give the type of sensuality that makes you feel like they want to be with you. Cuddling and smiles and gratefulness that makes you feel like "maybe I should tip more".

Meanwhile despite dropping a literal rent payment on a woman they act meaner towards you than a literal police officer in a sting operation would.

Just in general with the amount of hoops you have to jump through to get a "date" youd expect them to be on time and have all their supplies. This will sound made up, but I shit you not she made me leave the hotel room to get condoms for her.

Which adds another great positive for AMPs, if they are rude. You can easily walk out the door or ask for a refund. At the very most spending less than half what you would have.

I just have the worst luck on the planet and hate paying out the nose to feel like shit.

I think the funniest part is when these slatternly women have the gaul to ask "what are your hobbies / what do you do for fun" not fucking much because anything cool I could do I instead spent the money on you and its a massive fucking regret.

Its crazy how night and day the treatment is when the cost is so much more for escorts vs AMPs. Your masseuse knows you could be spending your cash on anything else and they truely do treat you in a way that gets you leaving with a smile on your face.

Meanwhile I've had escorts tell me it would be "unrealistic" to treat me nice.

[ToraChan23]

I was able to see both Cecilia and Alexandra. I have read A LOT about Alexandra and I just say it's mostly true but I think I'd still go with Cecilia.

Cecilia.

I saw her for 1 hour massage 120 to the house and 140 to Cecilia. Now I happened to stubble across Cecilia due to Alexandra not showing up to work on the day I had schedule her for. To me Cecilia was beautiful and gave a great massage. A lot of teasing during the massage including rubbing the taint and mud hole. On the flip she gave an amazing BBBJ and was very sensual and GFE. She took cim without any hesitation and swallowed. She continue to milk me completely dry after the cim, it was crazy. I had like 30 minutes left but was done after that last milking. She was a welcomed surprise.

Alexandra.

I called and set up a 30 min massage with Alexandra with no issues. 80 to the house and 120 to Alexandra. I didn't even attempt to get a massage I just turned over and set there. She tried to ask for 160 and then 140 but I told her I only wanted BBBJ and rimming, she agreed. The boobs were nice but very firm and well as her booty. Now contrary to what many others have said her BBBJ was a little toothy but she ultimately got it together. She went from BBBJ to titty fuck flawlessly. Then she push my legs up in the air and got into a deep rimjob which was amazing. I had her lay on her back and hang her head off the table for a good throat fucking. She was able to deepthroat it temporary and then started gagging a bit. Everything up to this point was as many others have said HOWEVER at some point she pulled her pants down to play with herself and a horrendous smell filled the room, it was really bad. I was able to get through it and ended up with a cim she showed it to me and then spit it out. Maybe it was a fluke but overall I think Cecilia has Alexandra beat.

Thanks to all the local seniors that recommended FHOH, I'll definitely be back when in the area.

FHOH = For Him or Her Spa?

[JazzBabi6]

I was able to see both Cecilia and Alexandra. I have read A LOT about Alexandra and I just say it's mostly true but I think I'd still go with Cecilia.

Cecilia.

I saw her for 1 hour massage 120 to the house and 140 to Cecilia. Now I happened to stubble across Cecilia due to Alexandra not showing up to work on the day I had schedule her for. To me Cecilia was beautiful and gave a great massage. A lot of teasing during the massage including rubbing the taint and mud hole. On the flip she gave an amazing BBBJ and was very sensual and GFE. She took cim without any hesitation and swallowed. She continue to milk me completely dry after the cim, it was crazy. I had like 30 minutes left but was done after that last milking. She was a welcomed surprise.

Alexandra.

I called and set up a 30 min massage with Alexandra with no issues. 80 to the house and 120 to Alexandra. I didn't even attempt to get a massage I just turned over and set there. She tried to ask for 160 and then 140 but I told her I only wanted BBBJ and rimming, she agreed. The boobs were nice but very firm and well as her booty. Now contrary to what many others have said her BBBJ was a little toothy but she ultimately got it together. She went from BBBJ to titty fuck flawlessly. Then she push my legs up in the air and got into a deep rimjob which was amazing. I had her lay on her back and hang her head off the table for a good throat fucking. She was able to deepthroat it temporary and then started gagging a bit. Everything up to this point was as many others have said HOWEVER at some point she pulled her pants down to play with herself and a horrendous smell filled the room, it was really bad. I was able to get through it and ended up with a cim she showed it to me and then spit it out. Maybe it was a fluke but overall I think Cecilia has Alexandra beat.

Thanks to all the local seniors that recommended FHOH, I'll definitely be back when in the area.

[Condone]

https://www.yelp.com/biz/forever-wel...assage-fairfax

Arrived there on time and got in a room. Bibi came in and broke the ice with LFK. Allowed me to suck her tits. After shower, FBSM followed by ST. I slightly raised my ass high and she knew what that meant. Cleaned my backdoor with her tongue. I liked her job. She didn't forget licking my nut milk sack hanging in the air. Pumping in various positions and I loaded in the bag.

[JohnWarhammer]

I went to an Asian massage parlor in Duke St today and was warmly received by Tiffany. She looks very pretty, with a cute round face. She took me into the room and asked me to take off my clothes. She kept smiling at me from the moment I entered the room, which made me feel very excited. She first gently stroked my back with her fingers to make me relax enough. She gave me a massage for about 35 minutes, her fingertips gently stroked my buttocks, I touched her thighs with my hands, she began to touch my balls, I felt like I was electrocuted, she asked me to turn over, and then she lay on my chest, her breasts were full and soft, she took off her underwear. I have to say her breasts were big, she laid between my legs and teased my cock with her breasts, I could feel I was hard and about to explode, which made me very excited, her breasts made me feel like I was going to explode. I sucked hard on those magnificent breast, she enjoyed my entry, we reached orgasm together, this experience was unforgettable for me, when I left, I saw another girl, she hugged me and told me her name was Lucky, Both of us was very satisfied with the experience, I think I will be back soon.

https://nova.bedpage.com/Escorts/285.../23212151.html

So I read this review and was immediately intrigued by it. I'm not normally around that area, but I had a pretty open schedule during my work hours so I figured I'd give it a shot. This review definitely read like a romance erotica novel, and normally I don't pay much attention to these types of reviews, but today in particular I was just feeling it. Simple text appointment setup, the place is in a clean area. I got Lucy and she was a very pretty older Chinese lady, I'd give her the MILF tag. The massage very very basic, and very light, so your not going there for the massage IMO on the flip, she was fully nude, she has some of the nicest and most symmetrical tits that I've seen on a Chinese lady. She let me play around a lot and for what I paid, the basic hour fee, I got DATY and 69 and a Russian finish. After the clean up, she resumed some light massaging and she signaled for a second pop, but the tank was drained. Not often do I get that service though. All in all, not a bad experience, a real positive one, just don't go here if your looking for a good massage.

[Solarmta]

I went to an Asian massage parlor in Duke St today and was warmly received by Tiffany. She looks very pretty, with a cute round face. She took me into the room and asked me to take off my clothes. She kept smiling at me from the moment I entered the room, which made me feel very excited. She first gently stroked my back with her fingers to make me relax enough. She gave me a massage for about 35 minutes, her fingertips gently stroked my buttocks, I touched her thighs with my hands, she began to touch my balls, I felt like I was electrocuted, she asked me to turn over, and then she lay on my chest, her breasts were full and soft, she took off her underwear. I have to say her breasts were big, she laid between my legs and teased my cock with her breasts, I could feel I was hard and about to explode, which made me very excited, her breasts made me feel like I was going to explode. I sucked hard on those magnificent breast, she enjoyed my entry, we reached orgasm together, this experience was unforgettable for me, when I left, I saw another girl, she hugged me and told me her name was Lucky, Both of us was very satisfied with the experience, I think I will be back soon.

[DoYouKnow]

Had to make a trip over to my go to spot (678 Spa) visiting one of my jewels (Kelly). She is such a sweetheart. Great personality. Awesome spinner body and performance and effort nothing short of a 10. Speaking for myself anyways. She reminds me of the priceless spinner I met in China some years back. Not much English but she is slowly improving, so be patient. Management is trying to keep. It going strong. I see the 2nd prize jewel is at 998 (Wendy). Management is doing the best they can to keep 998 so we. My fellow mongers, have to keep a watchful eye. I know if they attempt, they meaning the fellow tenants next to her complain again and get it close for whatever reason, she will have to wait some years to try and reopen. No good for us. Keep your head on swivel and keep these girls safe. Spent some time in Asian, just last month and I tell. Nothing compares to the homeland. My god, I was in heaven.

[FakeName3]

Anyone who reads my posts knows I have a thing for Viet nail salons that give massage + extras. Four years ago I almost caused a stampede with my review of Classic Mails and Hanna's two handed HJ technique.

Recently I was given a tip about a place in Annandale called Umi. I drove by and it had all the signs of a place with extras (bad location, a but run down) so I stopped in and was greeted by a cute young Vietnamese. Massage wasn't listed on the menu board but a bright red and white banner on the wall said MASSAGE so I inquired. She smiled and led me into the back to a makeshift massage room and asked me what I wanted. I told her Hr and got a bit exited that she was the provider but then she left and a older asian woman with a butter face and baggy clothes entered. I couldn't discern her nationality because she only said two word "no English".

What followed was an absolute wonderful Chinese style massage with the lights on but nothing else. Another strikeout but the search continues.

[JohnWarhammer]

https://nova.bedpage.com/Bodyrubs/fairfax/23219275.html

I think Amber was already reviewed, but here is my review, this is the same spot as Richy and Zusana. It seems Amber is also making a trip to Hawaii. Makes me wonder if all these girls are going on a circuit / tour and will be back eventually. I scheduled, like normal, if it's not already obvious from my prior reviews, this apartment has two ladies at any one time working simultaneously and there is a guy there as well behind the curtains.

I did get mixed up with another mongers booking with the girls and initially got snagged to go in the room with Richy when my original booking was with Amber. After some confusion and talking, I ended up swapping ladies. Not much to really say, she's a pretty lady, basic NoVA finish, the menu is rather limited if you want more, the price tag is too high for my taste, the juice probably isn't worth the squeeze. Massage quality was very light, and very little stretching. I paid for the hour, but was done in about 40 minutes, two showers included. Her NoVA finish technique is pretty darn good though all things considered, but absolutely not worth the price.

[PuntaJaco43]

I'd been holding off on this review as I wanted to make it back up there a few times first (Magic Therapy, 5101-H Backlick Rd, Annandale, VA 22003, (703) 642-0970). The plan was to seek out Nicole as I'd read she was, "older (likely 50 years old), but has a slim petite body. " I got there and was greeted by at tall, thin Jennifer and was glad she was the one available / free. The pros are the nice tits, nice ass and the TS was great in that she has a two handed cleansing method that will definitely wake-up junior. While Jennifer has the size and shape I look for, she had a couple of cons: she hadn't shaved so there was a bit more hair than I would've liked, she will initially object to, but eventually agreed to keep the lights on (important for those of us as much into the visual stimulus as the tactile) and she is slow to and doesn't respond when you want a change of position or scenery. I don't know why because her landscape is great. I did meet Nicole on the way out, shorter but appears to be about the same age as Jennifer (mid-40's would be my guess) and I will try to get back there soon to visit her. These two make a good team, a lot like Angels Linda and Anna, in that one is tall with long legs and the other is shorter. One other con is that while both appear to wear skirts they are actually more like the things tennis players wear with shorts beneath. Both these ladies speak perfect English, but I find that the MTs who speak little to no English take direction better because they're looking for cues on what you want them to do. It normally only takes a hand gesture or a tap in the direction you want her to move, but I found Jennifer to be stubborn and intent on doing things her way. 0. 8 for the hour and 1. 0 for the lovely and the saran wrap BJ is great. Play safe.

I always like to hear stories about Nicole / Joy; she was always a great favorite of mine. Unfortunately, I have not seen her in three years, not since she left Franconia wellness. I do miss her, but her menu was limited. The Daty was incredible and even Dato, (her preference) was memorable. I ended my pursuit after I realized that a BJ and FS were off the menu and for that same reason, I don't visit Linda any longer.

I will agree with you that Linda and Nicole are very similar in certain characteristics. Their looks differ; Nicole being skinny with a nice little tosh and Linda the more voluptuous one, but their sensuality is the same. Both gals are the greatest.

Now one thing that you mentioned stood out, and that was the saran wrapped BJ. I don't know Jennifer but if Nicole is following suit and has added this fine skill to her menu I will be standing in line as I know many of you will be doing. UGH! Wishful thinking..

Nice review.

Regards PJ.