Massage Parlor Reports

**BostonRob69** · 06-07-24 14:16

Had some time to kill and had seen the print ads and open sign on the building letting you know its an AMP. Central location and shared parking lot make it very accessable. I'll give it a shot.

Stopped as a walk in at 1:30 on Tuesday. Very dimly lit space. Was greeted by a common to mildly homely woman with a nice figure who asked the length of visit I desired. She was wearing jeans and what looked like the polo shirt assigned to the assistant manager of a retail appliance place. She put of a warm and engaged vibe and spoke pretty decent english. I thought to myself, "This woman ain't here to blow me. ".

I settled on an hour for $70 and was taken straight back to a large clean private room.

Man, what a really fine massage she gave. Well paced, strong pressure and responsive to my body's natural feedback. She did some teasing and allowed some touching then asked if I wanted to jerk off. I got to tell you, I love to jerk off, but that ain't why I'm at an AMP. Made her keep digging at my lower back and thighs for the full hour then hot toweled and high tailed.

I could see myself going back. Knowing what's on offer, and hour in a comfortable, clean space with some pretty talented hands. For $70. Yeah, totally worth it.

**BillJ1984** · 06-03-24 20:12

Arrived around 9 pm met up with a skinny little thing in a skirt probably in her mid 50's I'm sure she was a bomb shell back in her prime. Got a dry 5 minute massage with a lot of teasing. On the flip she asked what I wanted and I said boom boom, one fifty clams was agreed upon. She put the coat on and lathered me up in oil at this point she said mo BJ because of the oil I was disappointed but she sat on my stick and began to grind and told me I had a nice hot dog. I flipped her over for some inward 🐕 style I made sure she got every inch you can tell she can barley take it, half her body was hanging off the table as I pounded away. Finished 5 minutes later. Probably won't be back she was really boring mo passion or fun vibes, all hurry up and buy kinda mode. Tight little thing tho. I'll go somewhere else hungry for more.

**Jbg926** · 06-03-24 16:34

Originally Posted by FastEddie70 [View Original Post]

There is at least one younger, cute lady who is pleasant and a good time here, I had a quite enjoyable session just last week.

I keep reading reviews that talk about this place as a great option, but I've never seen a particularly young or attractive lady there, and have never been offered more than HJ. Maybe I'm just unlucky and there at the wrong time, but nothing inclines me to keep trying.

I have been there 3 x. Two times were with two different but very attractive women. Once was just a "decent" woman. All three were age 30 or less. Only issue I have with the place is. Its got to be one of the seddiest places of all. Some of the rooms are sketchy AF. Noises coming from next door and / or above. Just not great vibes. But yeah, they've had attractive women.

YMMV.

**SageSix** · 06-02-24 20:20

Originally Posted by WarpFactor69 [View Original Post]

Any updates for the new rotation of girls for the month of June?

It's a new month and met Lynn at Candy Massage at SE Holgate, mid 20 to late 20. Young and slim with big smile. She has great massage skill (not kidding). She knows how to tease and manipulate and makes you happy. She offers amazing BBBJ (if you knew how to ask for the secret sauce). She's fine with cum in her mouth! She cleans you carefully and patiently. Seeing is believing! I wanted more so I asked for FS and it was amazing experience. She dressed me up like a king and walked me out with big kiss and hug.

June to September usually has young skillful girl wanting to work in Portland.

**WarpFactor69** · 06-02-24 10:50

Originally Posted by Zippy69 [View Original Post]

Anyway, back AMP talk!

Any updates for the new rotation of girls for the month of June?

**Zippy69** · 06-02-24 09:50

Originally Posted by BobbyShafToe [View Original Post]

Those clubs all closed 10 years ago. He's just reminiscing. They were amazing. Strip club juice bars where you could get private shows and where at least half the dancers fucked during shows. All owned by the same two guys, twins, who got themselves in trouble in the classic way. Not for running brothels but for not paying their taxes. At one point, they had Sugar Shack/Chantilly Lace, Sugar Shack 2/Dillingers, and the place on Columbia that I can't remember much about.

I was fondly remembering the good old days. The place on Columbia was behind Pop A Top stip club. It was called the Oh Zone. There was some ladies who onlybwokred out of there. I had 3 or 4 I saw regularly. If I was bored I'd go into Pop A Top and find a lady I was interested in then walk across the parking lot with her to the Oh Zone where we'd fuck like crazy. It was always awkward when on of my regulars was working the Oh Zone and I'd come in with a stripper from pop a top. As you can imagine text were territorial. LOL.

Anyway, back AMP talk!

**Bobby ShafToe** · 06-02-24 09:23

Originally Posted by Pdx503 [View Original Post]

Are these in Portland metro? I just googled them and sugar shack is in Salem and the other two are not in Oregon?

Those clubs all closed 10 years ago. He's just reminiscing. They were amazing. Strip club juice bars where you could get private shows and where at least half the dancers fucked during shows. All owned by the same two guys, twins, who got themselves in trouble in the classic way. Not for running brothels but for not paying their taxes. At one point, they had Sugar Shack/Chantilly Lace, Sugar Shack 2/Dillingers, and the place on Columbia that I can't remember much about.

**Pdx503** · 06-02-24 01:29

Originally Posted by Zippy69 [View Original Post]

Sugar Shack. Oh Zone. Chantilly Lace.

Are these in Portland metro? I just googled them and sugar shack is in Salem and the other two are not in Oregon?

**Zippy69** · 06-01-24 16:53

Originally Posted by BillJ1984 [View Original Post]

What shacks? Jack shacks?

Sugar Shack. Oh Zone. Chantilly Lace.

**FastEddie70** · 06-01-24 16:32

Originally Posted by Qualish [View Original Post]

Stopped first at the shop near Woodcraft, the one essentially sharing a parking lot. Met a 60 year old lady with poor teeth. Made my goodbyes, but came back around to inquire if others were present. She said yes, but the (presumably younger?) lady was busy. Seemed a bit put out by the conversation, so I didn't press on the timing to see lady

There is at least one younger, cute lady who is pleasant and a good time here, I had a quite enjoyable session just last week.

Originally Posted by Qualish [View Original Post]

Lastly, in lieu of going back to where I started, I decided to FINALLY drive up to what stands almost as legend in my mind: Angels on Hall. Perhaps I'm blowing things out of proportion, but it has come up often enough since I joined to rank high on the curiosity list. This is mostly why I'm posting as, despite walking again, I found the lady who met me rather cute. She was large, and didn't have much of a figure, but had a very attractive face.

I keep reading reviews that talk about this place as a great option, but I've never seen a particularly young or attractive lady there, and have never been offered more than HJ. Maybe I'm just unlucky and there at the wrong time, but nothing inclines me to keep trying.

**Qualish** · 06-01-24 14:34

I tend to stick to the Eastside, and beyond a few pops into spots on Barbur (Skylight, etc), have never tried anything in the West.

Stopped first at the shop near Woodcraft, the one essentially sharing a parking lot. Met a 60 year old lady with poor teeth. Made my goodbyes, but came back around to inquire if others were present. She said yes, but the (presumably younger?) lady was busy. Seemed a bit put out by the conversation, so I didn't press on the timing to see lady #2.

Walked down Main st, and ran into L&V. The fairly horrific looking lady who met me at the door, also with poor teeth, informed me they had a "young girl. " She then proceeded to march out a lady in her mid 50's who didn't seem comfortable in the slightest. I made my goodbyes.

Popped into another shop on the same block, give or take. I didn't catch the name, and my memory of the encounter only holds its brevity.

Wellness was next, in that shopping center across the street from Woodcraft's strip. Seemed legit. Lady was cute, at least. Was it? Might try here in the future just for the massage. For what it is worth, this lady had glasses, was in her early 30s, kind of a nerdy girl vibe (no real sense of curves to her form), but cute.

Lastly, in lieu of going back to where I started, I decided to FINALLY drive up to what stands almost as legend in my mind: Angels on Hall. Perhaps I'm blowing things out of proportion, but it has come up often enough since I joined to rank high on the curiosity list. This is mostly why I'm posting as, despite walking again, I found the lady who met me rather cute. She was large, and didn't have much of a figure, but had a very attractive face.

I regret not asking her name, or inquiring if others were on staff as well. Anybody visit recently? Would you recommended Angels currently (either this lady, or another)? Is my view of this place distorted? It's a drive for me, so very much a blue moon kind of sojourn. Had a nice beer at the sports bar around the back, at least.

p.s. Lady at Angels was likely in her late 30s, but the usual ambiguity reigns here. Her attitude was dismissive, with a touch of wry amusement for some reason. I took a card, and left.

Oh, and on my way out I did stop by one of the Barbur shops (the one in the white house, I always confuse their names). Two ladies, both over 50. They were super smiley and playful, but I said my goodbyes. Not my type, but they had very positive energy (enough to overcome the negatives if my mood had been better).

Edit: To be clear, age is just a number. I do prefer younger, but some 60 year olds can blow a 20 year old out of the water. It goes without saying all stated ages are estimates, based solely off my instinct.

**BillJ1984** · 05-31-24 22:10

Originally Posted by Zippy69 [View Original Post]

You'd find them at the shacks. Easy in and out to drop in a fuck a young hottie for a reasonable amount.

What shacks? Jack shacks?

**Zippy69** · 05-29-24 19:17

Originally Posted by ******** [View Original Post]

It still seems wired to visit a massage place on 82nd with all the working girls going up and down. Just wish some of the hotter ones would just work at the AMPs. After all when ever you hear of a bust at an AMP. They recover tens of thousands of dollars. Pretty wild.

Anyone checked out this place. Its north of the 84 overpass. I just saw it the other day passing thru.

Be safe out there. Cover that little guy.

You'd find them at the shacks. Easy in and out to drop in a fuck a young hottie for a reasonable amount.

**Pdx503** · 05-29-24 17:26

Anyone here have ladies that let them film either for free or extra tip?

**Amp Guide** · 05-29-24 15:22

It still seems wired to visit a massage place on 82nd with all the working girls going up and down. Just wish some of the hotter ones would just work at the AMPs. After all when ever you hear of a bust at an AMP. They recover tens of thousands of dollars. Pretty wild.

Anyone checked out this place. Its north of the 84 overpass. I just saw it the other day passing thru.

Be safe out there. Cover that little guy.