Escort Reports

**Erebus** · 06-05-24 02:05

Originally Posted by CaseyJonez [View Original Post]

Lexi Lynn

https://escortbabylon.net/posts_list/6025296041/1

Maybe I caught her an bad / off day, or our personalities didn't mesh, but I truly do not understand the pages and pages positive reviews she has. In my limited time in this hobby, maybe I've just been lucky, but my time with Lexi has easily been the low-point of my career. Maybe I've just been lucky thus far to not have worse experiences (theft, scam, pimps, etc.) but whew boy was this something.

The first sign that something was off was that she doesn't text, which is totally fine I get it. But to set something up with her and get directions to her incall, she piecemeals the information out, so you end up having to call her from three different spots along the way to her. Just a total pain in the ass, but whatever.

Once I finally got to her door and into the place, she immediately started doing DFK, which sounds awesome right? Which it would have been if it wasn't like the most robotic mechanical makeout imaginable. Just the same repetitive tongue monition over and over with no variation and this kind of monotone moaning?

This carried over into the bedroom in what was admittedly an exceeding clean incall. Just very mechanical and short BBBJ with me standing and her on her knees until she laid down on the bed. A little bit of DATY and when I came up from air and to pay some attention her tits, she immediately stopped me as she thought I was going in bare, which I wasn't even considering. I understand being safe, but its not like my dick was anyway close to going in and it just sorta killed the move. Eventually capped and went in missionary. Same monotone moans over and over and over again. No real movement at all by her. Just a very weird robotic and mechanical session.

Another thing. No conversation whatsoever. Every question or attempt at starting a conversation was completely brick-walled. Either just one word answers or very quiet meek answers that would lead to nothing else. Like I know that's not exactly why I am there, but still. It was like being with a sex doll. I'm here because you aren't one and can show some signs of life. As I was getting dressed to leave after a few attempts at starting some back and forth, I just gave up and dressed in complete awkward silence. DFK on the way out though at the door.

$. 5 / hhr, which is what I went with. $$ / hr. Based on my session, neither are worth it.

I'm willing to chalk the fault up on me since there is so much overwhelming evidence that she's great with everyone else on TER. I don't know if anyone else has been with her that can attest one way or the other. I'm just more curious now.

I've seen Lexi Lynn a couple of times. I like her. Her incall is super clean and pleasant. Actually, this report is pretty accurate about a visit with her. Sorry for your negative reaction. Yes, she's not very verbal. But she does find it works to have a couple calls to make sure you discretely get to her door. Yes, she has a routine: some will like it. She's gone out of her way to be sure am happy, though. Apparently others are happy with the routine as well, but not everybody. She's definitely not a PSE and definitely not chatty, but a good fit for us introverts.

**Stzas** · 06-04-24 15:25

Originally Posted by Luis2 [View Original Post]

Brief report non report. Alana in wheelchair on my bucket list so got in touch. Reasonable donation and contact not immediate but quick. I'm in east valley and she is north central. Contact couple hours before desired time, she responds hhr later so I give her arrival time and she says ok. I knew street but nothing more so on way inquire for address and tell her will text upon arrive for room number. I arrive right on time to econolodge and send text. Was ok but a lot of people roaming the grounds. No response, wait 20 minutes and text her again. I gave it 1 hour total and never response. I had ask couple questions about service previous and very short "yes" answers. Claims she was shot, maybe some mental health issue. Waste of time.

Saw her a little while ago. She's ok. She tries her best but gets tired very quickly and basically tells you to jerk off on her and cum where ever you like. I felt bad afterwards and gave her a huge tip. She nice but definitely doesn't enjoy the job and wants a better life.

**Luis2** · 06-04-24 09:27

Brief report non report. Alana in wheelchair on my bucket list so got in touch. Reasonable donation and contact not immediate but quick. I'm in east valley and she is north central. Contact couple hours before desired time, she responds hhr later so I give her arrival time and she says ok. I knew street but nothing more so on way inquire for address and tell her will text upon arrive for room number. I arrive right on time to econolodge and send text. Was ok but a lot of people roaming the grounds. No response, wait 20 minutes and text her again. I gave it 1 hour total and never response. I had ask couple questions about service previous and very short "yes" answers. Claims she was shot, maybe some mental health issue. Waste of time.

**FreeWayRoss** · 06-04-24 02:10

Originally Posted by KesterDiamond [View Original Post]

Old sam in the east valley.

Probably late 50's or 60's.

Pics ain't it.

I've had way worse. She is decent for her age as other reviews state. Kinda GFE but barely, not much for the cock sucking. Had to settle for self finish.

If you want a decent granny, I definitely recommend. Again, I've had waaay worse.

All previous reviews are 100% accurate.

What was the damage?

**PhxEngine** · 06-04-24 00:41

Originally Posted by CaseyJonez [View Original Post]

Lexi Lynn

https://escortbabylon.net/posts_list/6025296041/1

Maybe I caught her an bad / off day, or our personalities didn't mesh, but I truly do not understand the pages and pages positive reviews she has. In my limited time in this hobby, maybe I've just been lucky, but my time with Lexi has easily been the low-point of my career. Maybe I've just been lucky thus far to not have worse experiences (theft, scam, pimps, etc.) but whew boy was this something.

The first sign that something was off was that she doesn't text, which is totally fine I get it. But to set something up with her and get directions to her incall, she piecemeals the information out, so you end up having to call her from three different spots along the way to her. Just a total pain in the ass, but whatever.

Once I finally got to her door and into the place, she immediately started doing DFK, which sounds awesome right? Which it would have been if it wasn't like the most robotic mechanical makeout imaginable. Just the same repetitive tongue monition over and over with no variation and this kind of monotone moaning?

This carried over into the bedroom in what was admittedly an exceeding clean incall. Just very mechanical and short BBBJ with me standing and her on her knees until she laid down on the bed. A little bit of DATY and when I came up from air and to pay some attention her tits, she immediately stopped me as she thought I was going in bare, which I wasn't even considering. I understand being safe, but its not like my dick was anyway close to going in and it just sorta killed the move. Eventually capped and went in missionary. Same monotone moans over and over and over again. No real movement at all by her. Just a very weird robotic and mechanical session.

Another thing. No conversation whatsoever. Every question or attempt at starting a conversation was completely brick-walled. Either just one word answers or very quiet meek answers that would lead to nothing else. Like I know that's not exactly why I am there, but still. It was like being with a sex doll. I'm here because you aren't one and can show some signs of life. As I was getting dressed to leave after a few attempts at starting some back and forth, I just gave up and dressed in complete awkward silence. DFK on the way out though at the door.

$. 5 / hhr, which is what I went with. $$ / hr. Based on my session, neither are worth it.

I'm willing to chalk the fault up on me since there is so much overwhelming evidence that she's great with everyone else on TER. I don't know if anyone else has been with her that can attest one way or the other. I'm just more curious now.

LOL. This sounds almost just like my experience 5 years ago. I thought it was fine but never did repeat. The immediate DFK was really strange to me. But I liked that part ok because it was disarming. Maybe that's the point.

**Smerkster** · 06-03-24 19:01

I saw Sam a couple times. Good experience, friendly provider and decent looking, especially for her age. My only dislike is that her bolt ons, while looking good, are past their expiration date and have gotten a bit hard. With a new boob job she'd be great.

**Kester Diamond** · 06-03-24 15:58

Old sam in the east valley.

Probably late 50's or 60's.

Pics ain't it.

I've had way worse. She is decent for her age as other reviews state. Kinda GFE but barely, not much for the cock sucking. Had to settle for self finish.

If you want a decent granny, I definitely recommend. Again, I've had waaay worse.

All previous reviews are 100% accurate.

**Casey Jonez** · 06-03-24 02:51

Lexi Lynn

https://escortbabylon.net/posts_list/6025296041/1

Maybe I caught her an bad / off day, or our personalities didn't mesh, but I truly do not understand the pages and pages positive reviews she has. In my limited time in this hobby, maybe I've just been lucky, but my time with Lexi has easily been the low-point of my career. Maybe I've just been lucky thus far to not have worse experiences (theft, scam, pimps, etc.) but whew boy was this something.

The first sign that something was off was that she doesn't text, which is totally fine I get it. But to set something up with her and get directions to her incall, she piecemeals the information out, so you end up having to call her from three different spots along the way to her. Just a total pain in the ass, but whatever.

Once I finally got to her door and into the place, she immediately started doing DFK, which sounds awesome right? Which it would have been if it wasn't like the most robotic mechanical makeout imaginable. Just the same repetitive tongue monition over and over with no variation and this kind of monotone moaning?

This carried over into the bedroom in what was admittedly an exceeding clean incall. Just very mechanical and short BBBJ with me standing and her on her knees until she laid down on the bed. A little bit of DATY and when I came up from air and to pay some attention her tits, she immediately stopped me as she thought I was going in bare, which I wasn't even considering. I understand being safe, but its not like my dick was anyway close to going in and it just sorta killed the move. Eventually capped and went in missionary. Same monotone moans over and over and over again. No real movement at all by her. Just a very weird robotic and mechanical session.

Another thing. No conversation whatsoever. Every question or attempt at starting a conversation was completely brick-walled. Either just one word answers or very quiet meek answers that would lead to nothing else. Like I know that's not exactly why I am there, but still. It was like being with a sex doll. I'm here because you aren't one and can show some signs of life. As I was getting dressed to leave after a few attempts at starting some back and forth, I just gave up and dressed in complete awkward silence. DFK on the way out though at the door.

$. 5 / hhr, which is what I went with. $$ / hr. Based on my session, neither are worth it.

I'm willing to chalk the fault up on me since there is so much overwhelming evidence that she's great with everyone else on TER. I don't know if anyone else has been with her that can attest one way or the other. I'm just more curious now.

**Kester Diamond** · 06-01-24 17:25

Originally Posted by Scoby57 [View Original Post]

Contacted Nikki through her email. Went through verification and setup an appointment. She gave me directions and had no problems finding the place. Not a terrible neighborhood. In her ad website she requested that in her reviews we be honorable and tell the truth, but hopefully not go into the gutter. I will try to oblige her wishes.

I was greeted by a beautiful girl. We sat on the couch and chatted for a bit and she led me to the bedroom. Started out with some liking and then moved quickly to passionate kisses with her roving tongue. From here on out I will just say we pretty much did everything I was interested in. She ended up happy and I ended up happy too. She offered a massage and a second round for me, but I was actually quite satisfied! Everything went very well.

https://sexycompanion.vip/nikki-darling/

Did you fuck her raw or with a condom?

Did she blow you raw or with a condom?

**Scoby57** · 06-01-24 14:58

Originally Posted by AzskyDiver [View Original Post]

Donations?

400 for an hour.

**AzskyDiver** · 06-01-24 14:44

Originally Posted by Scoby57 [View Original Post]

Contacted Nikki through her email. Went through verification and setup an appointment. She gave me directions and had no problems finding the place. Not a terrible neighborhood. In her ad website she requested that in her reviews we be honorable and tell the truth, but hopefully not go into the gutter. I will try to oblige her wishes.

I was greeted by a beautiful girl. We sat on the couch and chatted for a bit and she led me to the bedroom. Started out with some liking and then moved quickly to passionate kisses with her roving tongue. From here on out I will just say we pretty much did everything I was interested in. She ended up happy and I ended up happy too. She offered a massage and a second round for me, but I was actually quite satisfied! Everything went very well.

https://sexycompanion.vip/nikki-darling/

Donations?

**Hank75** · 06-01-24 13:59

Originally Posted by HeelLover [View Original Post]

They both look good, but the lady with the big tits wow!

Absolutely. She's the perfect amount of thick. Thick but tight. The ass is incredible as well.

**Hank75** · 06-01-24 13:58

Originally Posted by Journaz [View Original Post]

Now this sounds like a great time.

Do they play with each other as well or no?

No, but I did not ask about it either.

**Scoby57** · 06-01-24 05:23

Contacted Nikki through her email. Went through verification and setup an appointment. She gave me directions and had no problems finding the place. Not a terrible neighborhood. In her ad website she requested that in her reviews we be honorable and tell the truth, but hopefully not go into the gutter. I will try to oblige her wishes.

I was greeted by a beautiful girl. We sat on the couch and chatted for a bit and she led me to the bedroom. Started out with some liking and then moved quickly to passionate kisses with her roving tongue. From here on out I will just say we pretty much did everything I was interested in. She ended up happy and I ended up happy too. She offered a massage and a second round for me, but I was actually quite satisfied! Everything went very well.

https://sexycompanion.vip/nikki-darling/