Ft. Lauderdale - Escort Reports

**DarthCzar** · 06-04-24 10:23

Anybody got a good ebony provider to dream about? My past experiences have always been disappointing, either with the service or even just the attitude through comms.

**DarthCzar** · 06-04-24 10:21

Originally Posted by ChuckMag [View Original Post]

These translations are perfect!

That was beyond hilarious lmaoo absolutely amazing.

**ChuckMag** · 06-04-24 09:53

These translations are perfect!

Originally Posted by Hollister [View Original Post]

PSA: Ad translations.

If you are confused by what a girl means in her ad, use this translation sheet. There's what she says and what she really means:

Curvy: Fat.

Thick: Fat.

Juicy: Fat.

MILF: Old and fat.

Petite: Short and fat.

Fun Sized: Usually short, always fat.

BBW: Impossibly fat.

Snow Bunny: White.

Mixed: Black.

Exotic: Black.

From the Islands: Black.

Asian: Actually Asian, occasionally black.

No AA: My pimp is black.

Independent: My pimp will stay out of sight during your visit.

I'm Mobile: My pimp will drive me to your place and case the joint during our session.

Open Minded: 3 hole Friendly.

Squirter: I'll piss on you.

Party Friendly: Junkie.

Spinner: Usually junkie.

Trucker Friendly: I will suck your dick behind a Wendy's dumpster.

Deposit Required: Scam artist.

Verification Required: Scam artist and / or blackmailer.

Upscale: Same lousy service, but higher price.

Discreet: 15 guys visit me here every day and I don't want the hotel manager kicking me out.

My Photos are Real: My photos are from 5 years and 50 lbs ago.

Text Only: I spent money on drugs instead of my phone bill and now I'm stuck using a free text app over my slum notel's Wi-Fi.

No Cops: I don't understand how the law works.

I Love White Guys: Overpay me.

Mature Men Only: Overpay me, don't fuck me too hard, and leave early.

No Time Wasters: I will waste your time.

**KingOfNuts** · 06-03-24 22:46

Originally Posted by Pornamon43 [View Original Post]

Anyone know if she's real?

https://escortbabylon.net/image_list...905b4dc1ee3c15

I didn't see any reply to this. Did you end up seeing her to verify if she's real?

**DarthCzar** · 06-02-24 11:39

Originally Posted by Sharki [View Original Post]

Saw this post, kinda interested, not that many milfs out there. Anyone got any info or experience with her?

https://escortbabylon.net/posts_view...804/5614448964

I think I've seen reviews of her before! I think the conclusion was that she's great but a little inflated with her pricing these days. Love her look, wouldn't mind dreaming about her either.

**BehindHer** · 06-01-24 02:16

Originally Posted by DrWho [View Original Post]

I had one mediocre date back when she was on indi. Posted an honest review that said just that, not bashing at all and she went psycho posting that I tried to force her to BB and abused her. And I wasn't the only one, she did the same to others who did not post a stellar review. Maybe she got "help" since. I would advise to pass, just watch your back if you do take a chance.

Thanks fellas. Y'all saved me my time, money, and safety from that psycho.

**Sharki** · 06-01-24 01:20

Saw this post, kinda interested, not that many milfs out there. Anyone got any info or experience with her?

https://escortbabylon.net/posts_view...804/5614448964

**DrWho** · 05-31-24 23:52

Originally Posted by FloorGuy13 [View Original Post]

I totally remember that from my Indy days. She went off, which in my mind is a huge red flag. More than one person said she was not that great and she went off the rails. From what I remember, yeah she's a Hard pass.

There are some things that one can't forget no matter how old and feeble we get. Experience is an awesome teacher.

**FloorGuy13** · 05-31-24 22:15

Originally Posted by DrWho [View Original Post]

I had one mediocre date back when she was on indi. Posted an honest review that said just that, not bashing at all and she went psycho posting that I tried to force her to BB and abused her. And I wasn't the only one, she did the same to others who did not post a stellar review. Maybe she got "help" since. I would advise to pass, just watch your back if you do take a chance.

I totally remember that from my Indy days. She went off, which in my mind is a huge red flag. More than one person said she was not that great and she went off the rails. From what I remember, yeah she's a Hard pass.

**DrWho** · 05-31-24 16:48

Originally Posted by BehindHer [View Original Post]

Anybody partake in this one.

I noticed a bad review on the call escort link but I would appreciate a second opinion.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...dale/170773285#.

https://callescort.org/954-290-6084#table.

I had one mediocre date back when she was on indi. Posted an honest review that said just that, not bashing at all and she went psycho posting that I tried to force her to BB and abused her. And I wasn't the only one, she did the same to others who did not post a stellar review. Maybe she got "help" since. I would advise to pass, just watch your back if you do take a chance.

**FilthyKoala** · 05-31-24 11:16

Originally Posted by BehindHer [View Original Post]

Anybody partake in this one.

I noticed a bad review on the call escort link but I would appreciate a second opinion.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...dale/170773285#.

https://callescort.org/954-290-6084#table.

She's been around forever, tbh she may be greek friendly but more of a standard pump and dump. Horrible BJ skills which was a disappointment for me.

**BehindHer** · 05-31-24 05:28

Anybody partake in this one.

I noticed a bad review on the call escort link but I would appreciate a second opinion.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...dale/170773285#.

https://callescort.org/954-290-6084#table.

**ChuckMag** · 05-30-24 16:58

Originally Posted by OralWonder [View Original Post]

How long did the Coffee Guy actually last? Does she allow DATY?

Just asked him. He said about fifteen to twenty minutes. And no, she does not. Her menu is quite limited.

**OralWonder** · 05-30-24 15:39

Originally Posted by ChuckMag [View Original Post]

My Coffee Guy saw French Cristal recently and she did not disappoint. Everything on this forum about her is totally true:

- She is meticulously sanitary.

- She is very friendly.

- She is a great conversationalist.

- She cares to give you a good time.

She greeted him in very nice lingerie and a robe when he arrived. Her place is very chill, and she puts great effort into building an environment to host. Her apartment has mood lighting and interesting decor laid all around, including mirrors in odd places to get some nice points of view. The Coffee Guy is generous and opts for the hour, even though he knows he will barely last fifteen minutes. Cristal was very accommodating and made him comfortable. She did not rush him away or start watching the clock when he was finished. She let him lay there with her, and they had great conversations to fill the time out. As others have said, her photos are a bit older, and she has gained a bit of weight. However, this was by no means a dealbreaker.

The Coffee Guy would highly recommend Cristal only for the good, generous, clean, distinguished gentlemen here, and he emphasized that whoever sees her needs to treat her well!

Cheers gents!

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...dale/170473148

How long did the Coffee Guy actually last? Does she allow DATY?

**Klapperbacken** · 05-30-24 12:54

To quell your inquiry. The girl is real ads are deposit scams. If you you do a Google pic search you'll see her all over the US & Reddit. Also I called one of those numbers.

Originally Posted by DrWho [View Original Post]

I may have asked before but I couldn't find if I did so please excuse the dup if I did.

Ella has been posting for quite a while. Her pics get many hits and the ads also have pics of another so I immediately assumed SCAM. But given that she has been repeatedly posting on both LC and Callescort for so long and no negative reviews / remarks and she is so damn hot it got me wondering if she may just be a cam girl living in S FL? Might anyone have any info?

https://listcrawler.eu/last_phone_post/9542843076