Massage Parlor Reports

[FlusteringChic]

When I arrive I'm greeted by Ruby, recognizes me with a big hug and some kisses! We proceed to her room and she quickly adds new linens and towel. Pay the fee and lay tip on the back shelves. She comes back quickly, I'm sitting on the table, we embrace with some groping. She's wearing a simple dress, no bra, a skimpy thong! I stare at her tits and she pulls off her dress to show her perky nipples. The fun could have started there but I asked for a massage to start. The massage is adequate with lots of forearm use. At the head of the table I reach and squeeze her ass and thighs. After about 10 minutes she returns to the table head. I'm still face down and motion for her to climb up so her knees are on either side of head. Here she starts to rub her tits and hair on my back. Wow, like she could read my mind! Okay now I'm aroused. I say okay baby and start to rise up. I position myself on my arms and knees and she heads back to service balls and cock with her hand. Fully erect now, I move off the table and she walks around to get a pillow. I want to trade positions so have her lay down for some FIV action. No objections, just ohhs and ahhs! I then laid down, she stroked me, got the cover on me and sucked me off for a few minutes before I needed to unload. She actually holds it for a few seconds, then lets go with her cute giggle. Gets up, we get cleaned up, and comes to give me a warm hug and I am gone!

[LowerBackPain]

The backstory is that this AMP used to be called Lily Spa, but Vicky became ill and Tina took over rebranding the place Lucky's spa. Around September / October of last year, visitors would show up, find the door locked and mail accumulating the place appeared to be closed. About this time (November2023) I noticed DC002's post below referencing a tall, skinny provider in a cocktail dress. So, I made my over to Orange Spa on Gallows Rd in Vienna to give that older MT a try and as I suspected it was Tina from Lucky's. So, since then she has been splitting her time between Orange spa and the former Lucky's which is now known as Apple spa. The problem is that as of late, the MT that answers the door / phone at both locations have been giving out false and misleading information. We all know that there is sometimes competition and envy between the ladies and some have been known to lie and say a requested person is either busy or not there anymore. The people at Apple spa are saying that they now have an entirely new set of girls and Tina is no longer there. As for Orange spa, I recently called to see if Tina was working that day, was told yes, set my appointment and made my way there. Upon arrival I was met by a short, thick muscular woman with man-hands and tree trunk legs claiming that she was Tina. When I stated that I go back to Blue, Kay-Kay, Jenny and Tina, she stated that her name was both Sarah and Tina. This woman, not even the taller, thinner Sarah from October of last year (a different person altogether), looks ridiculous in a skirt. Either she doesn't know her own name or is just a liar (I. E. , to get unsuspecting customers through the door). I understand that some of them are right here with us reading posts, so my message to them is fire Sarah's ass and that we want GMILF Tina back! Tall, thin and old Tina. Note the fruit-themed similarity in the names of both places so and I think this is the same Sarah that used to work with Tina as Lucky's. Should anyone visit an AMP and meet a thin, taller than average, older than average MT, kindly make the rest of us aware here.

I had a couple of decent visits to Lucky Spa in 2023. Both times with Sara. GILF Tina was present at the spa both times but busy. I lost her whereabouts. I have noticed a few reviews now on RM listing a Tina. Does anyone know if this is GILF Tina or someone else. I realize that Tina is one of the more common adopted names for these providers.

As promised, stopped by the New "Orange".
Yes, it is the old Bubbly spa. Gal opened the door in a hot cocktail dress but inside the dress was a tall old skinny provider.
DC.

[Balistk1970]

Hanna at Classic Nails is back in town after a long absence, she was visiting family in Vietnam for several months.

I made an appointment last week and went to see her around lunchtime. She only works limited hours / days, and not on weekends at all.

She has physical issues with her back and shoulders, and while she gives the great two handed massage she is famous for, she can't do it as long as she used to.

She spends the entire 30 minute massage working exclusively on your junk. She no longer allows nursing, but does allow some OTC touching towards the end.

She is amazing with dirty talk which helps things move along. She speaks very good English and is easy to understand.

I would still recommend her, but her menu is limited due to her medical issues. Total cost was $8. 0.

[JonnyBigRod]

Any provider with puffy tits.

Thanks in advance.

[JmSuttr]

Long story short, just had a miserable experience with an escort. And its why ill forever be chosing AMPs from now on.

For quadriple the price I got service worse than I have ever recieved at even the worst AMP. You can tell escorts try to maximize their time doing anything but sex whereas any time I'm a regular at an AMP they practically assault my crotch right at the door.

I had to spent about half the time watching this woman argue with her dog, between that and the rude talking about herself it felt more like I was the one who should be getting paid. And godforbid after the constant focus put on everything else if you arent popping within seconds of her touch. I'm reminded of the first episode of breaking bad, except Walt didn't pay a weeks paycheck for his birthday sex.

Meanwhile, even if the women at an AMP remind me more of the aliens in star wars, they still give the type of sensuality that makes you feel like they want to be with you. Cuddling and smiles and gratefulness that makes you feel like "maybe I should tip more".

Meanwhile despite dropping a literal rent payment on a woman they act meaner towards you than a literal police officer in a sting operation would.

Just in general with the amount of hoops you have to jump through to get a "date" youd expect them to be on time and have all their supplies. This will sound made up, but I shit you not she made me leave the hotel room to get condoms for her.

Which adds another great positive for AMPs, if they are rude. You can easily walk out the door or ask for a refund. At the very most spending less than half what you would have.

I just have the worst luck on the planet and hate paying out the nose to feel like shit.

I think the funniest part is when these slatternly women have the gaul to ask "what are your hobbies / what do you do for fun" not fucking much because anything cool I could do I instead spent the money on you and its a massive fucking regret.

Its crazy how night and day the treatment is when the cost is so much more for escorts vs AMPs. Your masseuse knows you could be spending your cash on anything else and they truely do treat you in a way that gets you leaving with a smile on your face.

Meanwhile I've had escorts tell me it would be "unrealistic" to treat me nice.

There are a whole raft of issues that go with visiting an AMP. Sure, if you're a regular, and the Mamasan is smart, they'll treat you like a VIP. But you'll still have to deal with things like your favorite girl being busy, or on vacation, or unexpectedly vanishing permanently. And AMP sessions are subject to interruption by the phone ringing, clients arriving and leaving, and the dreaded LE (or county inspection) visit. And, no matter how expansive the menu, a massage table is inherently less comfortable than a decent bed (IMO). None of these are meant to be a knock against AMPs, as I'm certainly a fan, rather just pointing out the nature of the beast.

As far as escorts are concerned, there are good and bad, and price levels from expensive to reasonable to cheap, which makes it hard to generalize. Also, while there are certainly escorts who care little about customer service, there are others who want to turn you into a happy and satisfied regular. The only way to improve your odds of finding the good ones is to do good homework on this forum and on the review sites. It's quite possible to be successful fishing in both ponds, you just need to remember the differences and tailor your approach accordingly.

Finally, there's a nice category of providers who do a good job bridging the gap between AMPs and escorts. If you haven't already checked out the Thai Independents sub-forum, I think you'll find some promising prospects there who offer great massage (if that's your thing), a full menu, and prices that are generally better than most escorts.

[Asphalt]

I dropped in unannounced today and Tina was available. She ushered me into a room and offered a shower, which I declined. A few minutes after I took to the table she came back and started a decent massage, quite relaxing and unrushed. After about 15 minutes another girl came into the room and suddenly I was enjoying a 4 hands massage, with Tina on the table between my legs giving me a FUMA and the other one rubbing my back while I roamed all over her trim legs and hips.

After the flip I'm nursing on Tina while her friend is giving me a slow handy. I'm enjoying things too much to let them finish me at that point so I get both of them on one side of the table so both can lick my nipples at the same time. Now I have a kitty in each hand and both are pretty wet. Tina goes out for a bit and when she comes back I have her friend naked and bent over the table and letting me slide that oily member of mine between her cheeks. Was BBFS available? Maybe but that's not what I do. It was all good fun as Tina licked my nipple some more until I was done. After that Tina took me to the table shower and fingered my butt hole a lot.

They seemed to be having fun the whole time but one thing is for sure. They really wanted me to have a good time and I did. Not once did either talk about a tip. I gave each 1. 0 and left happy.

[DC002]

So true. Most AMPs try to be customer oriented. Some where FS is the speciality, can get spoiled and go downhill with poor Attitudes. Like the report I gave on Herndon Therapy. Generally 90% of AMP visits to Camps and Kamps turn out nice if you are friendly and treat them nice. Often a nice HJ AMP can turn into a mutually enjoyable FS session. Key is: "mutually enjoyable". The you put it on your favorates list.

DC.

Long story short, just had a miserable experience with an escort. And its why ill forever be chosing AMPs from now on.

For quadriple the price I got service worse than I have ever recieved at even the worst AMP. You can tell escorts try to maximize their time doing anything but sex whereas any time I'm a regular at an AMP they practically assault my crotch right at the door.

I had to spent about half the time watching this woman argue with her dog, between that and the rude talking about herself it felt more like I was the one who should be getting paid. And godforbid after the constant focus put on everything else if you arent popping within seconds of her touch. I'm reminded of the first episode of breaking bad, except Walt didn't pay a weeks paycheck for his birthday sex.

Meanwhile, even if the women at an AMP remind me more of the aliens in star wars, they still give the type of sensuality that makes you feel like they want to be with you. Cuddling and smiles and gratefulness that makes you feel like "maybe I should tip more".

Meanwhile despite dropping a literal rent payment on a woman they act meaner towards you than a literal police officer in a sting operation would.

Just in general with the amount of hoops you have to jump through to get a "date" youd expect them to be on time and have all their supplies. This will sound made up, but I shit you not she made me leave the hotel room to get condoms for her.

Which adds another great positive for AMPs, if they are rude. You can easily walk out the door or ask for a refund. At the very most spending less than half what you would have.

I just have the worst luck on the planet and hate paying out the nose to feel like shit.

I think the funniest part is when these slatternly women have the gaul to ask "what are your hobbies / what do you do for fun" not fucking much because anything cool I could do I instead spent the money on you and its a massive fucking regret.

Its crazy how night and day the treatment is when the cost is so much more for escorts vs AMPs. Your masseuse knows you could be spending your cash on anything else and they truely do treat you in a way that gets you leaving with a smile on your face.

Meanwhile I've had escorts tell me it would be "unrealistic" to treat me nice.

[DC002]

Went earlier in week to Herndon Therapy for a nice relaxing TS and massage.

I usually only wrute the places with good reviews but wanted to warn the team.

Door opened and tall older lady welcomed me in. Even thought she was in a provocative dress and present, her painted face and body skin said maybe 70 years old. She asked how long and my reply was: Who else is here? After saying it twice she heard it and said OK, will get other gal. Come to room and I will get her.

I walked a beautiful body and a nice face. Looked in late 30's but that means probably 40's. Could not understand her Name. She did have killer body. Off to the table shower to start the hour. Nice TS and Back to the room. In the room a little massage and no warmth. Just bad attitude for a Korean spa. No chemistry and it had to be her way. Had to give her 120 for naked massage with HJ. Got the perspective she just wanted more money a FS aanf get you out the door. No fun and me no cim. Shitty expensive experience. Before I left, she confirmed she wanted 200 for FS and implied that was 30 minutes. My 120 tip was cheap! 200 down the drain total with one big flush.

Is that GPS? Or just poor service attitude?

Your experience might be better but I always treat them nice and expect the same in return. I go in with a smile and usually leave with a bigger one. Very disappointed. I was thereabout 2 years ago and had a great time. I do like the sauna room that they put you in for a few minutes after the TS. That's the only good in my visit.

DC.

[FearlessFlash]

Long story short, just had a miserable experience with an escort. And its why ill forever be chosing AMPs from now on.

For quadriple the price I got service worse than I have ever recieved at even the worst AMP. You can tell escorts try to maximize their time doing anything but sex whereas any time I'm a regular at an AMP they practically assault my crotch right at the door.

I had to spent about half the time watching this woman argue with her dog, between that and the rude talking about herself it felt more like I was the one who should be getting paid. And godforbid after the constant focus put on everything else if you arent popping within seconds of her touch. I'm reminded of the first episode of breaking bad, except Walt didn't pay a weeks paycheck for his birthday sex.

Meanwhile, even if the women at an AMP remind me more of the aliens in star wars, they still give the type of sensuality that makes you feel like they want to be with you. Cuddling and smiles and gratefulness that makes you feel like "maybe I should tip more".

Meanwhile despite dropping a literal rent payment on a woman they act meaner towards you than a literal police officer in a sting operation would.

Just in general with the amount of hoops you have to jump through to get a "date" youd expect them to be on time and have all their supplies. This will sound made up, but I shit you not she made me leave the hotel room to get condoms for her.

Which adds another great positive for AMPs, if they are rude. You can easily walk out the door or ask for a refund. At the very most spending less than half what you would have.

I just have the worst luck on the planet and hate paying out the nose to feel like shit.

I think the funniest part is when these slatternly women have the gaul to ask "what are your hobbies / what do you do for fun" not fucking much because anything cool I could do I instead spent the money on you and its a massive fucking regret.

Its crazy how night and day the treatment is when the cost is so much more for escorts vs AMPs. Your masseuse knows you could be spending your cash on anything else and they truely do treat you in a way that gets you leaving with a smile on your face.

Meanwhile I've had escorts tell me it would be "unrealistic" to treat me nice.

[ToraChan23]

I was able to see both Cecilia and Alexandra. I have read A LOT about Alexandra and I just say it's mostly true but I think I'd still go with Cecilia.

Cecilia.

I saw her for 1 hour massage 120 to the house and 140 to Cecilia. Now I happened to stubble across Cecilia due to Alexandra not showing up to work on the day I had schedule her for. To me Cecilia was beautiful and gave a great massage. A lot of teasing during the massage including rubbing the taint and mud hole. On the flip she gave an amazing BBBJ and was very sensual and GFE. She took cim without any hesitation and swallowed. She continue to milk me completely dry after the cim, it was crazy. I had like 30 minutes left but was done after that last milking. She was a welcomed surprise.

Alexandra.

I called and set up a 30 min massage with Alexandra with no issues. 80 to the house and 120 to Alexandra. I didn't even attempt to get a massage I just turned over and set there. She tried to ask for 160 and then 140 but I told her I only wanted BBBJ and rimming, she agreed. The boobs were nice but very firm and well as her booty. Now contrary to what many others have said her BBBJ was a little toothy but she ultimately got it together. She went from BBBJ to titty fuck flawlessly. Then she push my legs up in the air and got into a deep rimjob which was amazing. I had her lay on her back and hang her head off the table for a good throat fucking. She was able to deepthroat it temporary and then started gagging a bit. Everything up to this point was as many others have said HOWEVER at some point she pulled her pants down to play with herself and a horrendous smell filled the room, it was really bad. I was able to get through it and ended up with a cim she showed it to me and then spit it out. Maybe it was a fluke but overall I think Cecilia has Alexandra beat.

Thanks to all the local seniors that recommended FHOH, I'll definitely be back when in the area.

FHOH = For Him or Her Spa?

[JazzBabi6]

I was able to see both Cecilia and Alexandra. I have read A LOT about Alexandra and I just say it's mostly true but I think I'd still go with Cecilia.

Cecilia.

I saw her for 1 hour massage 120 to the house and 140 to Cecilia. Now I happened to stubble across Cecilia due to Alexandra not showing up to work on the day I had schedule her for. To me Cecilia was beautiful and gave a great massage. A lot of teasing during the massage including rubbing the taint and mud hole. On the flip she gave an amazing BBBJ and was very sensual and GFE. She took cim without any hesitation and swallowed. She continue to milk me completely dry after the cim, it was crazy. I had like 30 minutes left but was done after that last milking. She was a welcomed surprise.

Alexandra.

I called and set up a 30 min massage with Alexandra with no issues. 80 to the house and 120 to Alexandra. I didn't even attempt to get a massage I just turned over and set there. She tried to ask for 160 and then 140 but I told her I only wanted BBBJ and rimming, she agreed. The boobs were nice but very firm and well as her booty. Now contrary to what many others have said her BBBJ was a little toothy but she ultimately got it together. She went from BBBJ to titty fuck flawlessly. Then she push my legs up in the air and got into a deep rimjob which was amazing. I had her lay on her back and hang her head off the table for a good throat fucking. She was able to deepthroat it temporary and then started gagging a bit. Everything up to this point was as many others have said HOWEVER at some point she pulled her pants down to play with herself and a horrendous smell filled the room, it was really bad. I was able to get through it and ended up with a cim she showed it to me and then spit it out. Maybe it was a fluke but overall I think Cecilia has Alexandra beat.

Thanks to all the local seniors that recommended FHOH, I'll definitely be back when in the area.

[Condone]

https://www.yelp.com/biz/forever-wel...assage-fairfax

Arrived there on time and got in a room. Bibi came in and broke the ice with LFK. Allowed me to suck her tits. After shower, FBSM followed by ST. I slightly raised my ass high and she knew what that meant. Cleaned my backdoor with her tongue. I liked her job. She didn't forget licking my nut milk sack hanging in the air. Pumping in various positions and I loaded in the bag.

[JohnWarhammer]

I went to an Asian massage parlor in Duke St today and was warmly received by Tiffany. She looks very pretty, with a cute round face. She took me into the room and asked me to take off my clothes. She kept smiling at me from the moment I entered the room, which made me feel very excited. She first gently stroked my back with her fingers to make me relax enough. She gave me a massage for about 35 minutes, her fingertips gently stroked my buttocks, I touched her thighs with my hands, she began to touch my balls, I felt like I was electrocuted, she asked me to turn over, and then she lay on my chest, her breasts were full and soft, she took off her underwear. I have to say her breasts were big, she laid between my legs and teased my cock with her breasts, I could feel I was hard and about to explode, which made me very excited, her breasts made me feel like I was going to explode. I sucked hard on those magnificent breast, she enjoyed my entry, we reached orgasm together, this experience was unforgettable for me, when I left, I saw another girl, she hugged me and told me her name was Lucky, Both of us was very satisfied with the experience, I think I will be back soon.

https://nova.bedpage.com/Escorts/285.../23212151.html

So I read this review and was immediately intrigued by it. I'm not normally around that area, but I had a pretty open schedule during my work hours so I figured I'd give it a shot. This review definitely read like a romance erotica novel, and normally I don't pay much attention to these types of reviews, but today in particular I was just feeling it. Simple text appointment setup, the place is in a clean area. I got Lucy and she was a very pretty older Chinese lady, I'd give her the MILF tag. The massage very very basic, and very light, so your not going there for the massage IMO on the flip, she was fully nude, she has some of the nicest and most symmetrical tits that I've seen on a Chinese lady. She let me play around a lot and for what I paid, the basic hour fee, I got DATY and 69 and a Russian finish. After the clean up, she resumed some light massaging and she signaled for a second pop, but the tank was drained. Not often do I get that service though. All in all, not a bad experience, a real positive one, just don't go here if your looking for a good massage.

[Solarmta]

I went to an Asian massage parlor in Duke St today and was warmly received by Tiffany. She looks very pretty, with a cute round face. She took me into the room and asked me to take off my clothes. She kept smiling at me from the moment I entered the room, which made me feel very excited. She first gently stroked my back with her fingers to make me relax enough. She gave me a massage for about 35 minutes, her fingertips gently stroked my buttocks, I touched her thighs with my hands, she began to touch my balls, I felt like I was electrocuted, she asked me to turn over, and then she lay on my chest, her breasts were full and soft, she took off her underwear. I have to say her breasts were big, she laid between my legs and teased my cock with her breasts, I could feel I was hard and about to explode, which made me very excited, her breasts made me feel like I was going to explode. I sucked hard on those magnificent breast, she enjoyed my entry, we reached orgasm together, this experience was unforgettable for me, when I left, I saw another girl, she hugged me and told me her name was Lucky, Both of us was very satisfied with the experience, I think I will be back soon.

[DoYouKnow]

Had to make a trip over to my go to spot (678 Spa) visiting one of my jewels (Kelly). She is such a sweetheart. Great personality. Awesome spinner body and performance and effort nothing short of a 10. Speaking for myself anyways. She reminds me of the priceless spinner I met in China some years back. Not much English but she is slowly improving, so be patient. Management is trying to keep. It going strong. I see the 2nd prize jewel is at 998 (Wendy). Management is doing the best they can to keep 998 so we. My fellow mongers, have to keep a watchful eye. I know if they attempt, they meaning the fellow tenants next to her complain again and get it close for whatever reason, she will have to wait some years to try and reopen. No good for us. Keep your head on swivel and keep these girls safe. Spent some time in Asian, just last month and I tell. Nothing compares to the homeland. My god, I was in heaven.