Ft. Lauderdale - Escort Reports

**HD Murdock** · 06-06-24 08:48

Originally Posted by Hollister [View Original Post]

PSA: Ad translations.

If you are confused by what a girl means in her ad, use this translation sheet. There's what she says and what she really means:

Curvy: Fat.

Thick: Fat.

Juicy: Fat.

MILF: Old and fat.

Petite: Short and fat.

Fun Sized: Usually short, always fat.

BBW: Impossibly fat.

Snow Bunny: White.

Mixed: Black.

Exotic: Black.

From the Islands: Black.

Asian: Actually Asian, occasionally black.

No AA: My pimp is black.

Independent: My pimp will stay out of sight during your visit.

I'm Mobile: My pimp will drive me to your place and case the joint during our session.

Open Minded: 3 hole Friendly.

Squirter: I'll piss on you.

Party Friendly: Junkie.

Spinner: Usually junkie.

Trucker Friendly: I will suck your dick behind a Wendy's dumpster.

Deposit Required: Scam artist.

Verification Required: Scam artist and / or blackmailer.

Upscale: Same lousy service, but higher price.

Discreet: 15 guys visit me here every day and I don't want the hotel manager kicking me out.

My Photos are Real: My photos are from 5 years and 50 lbs ago.

Text Only: I spent money on drugs instead of my phone bill and now I'm stuck using a free text app over my slum notel's Wi-Fi.

No Cops: I don't understand how the law works.

I Love White Guys: Overpay me.

Mature Men Only: Overpay me, don't fuck me too hard, and leave early.

No Time Wasters: I will waste your time.

Great list! I just want to add.

No calls / Text only: "My Pimp is texting for me".

**ManyAmp** · 06-04-24 11:03

And to add.

All 3 holes available: You're going to pay out the ying ying.

2 pops: Second pop isn't with me. You can please yourself while I get dress.

Originally Posted by Hollister [View Original Post]

PSA: Ad translations.

If you are confused by what a girl means in her ad, use this translation sheet. There's what she says and what she really means:

Curvy: Fat.

Thick: Fat.

Juicy: Fat.

MILF: Old and fat.

Petite: Short and fat.

Fun Sized: Usually short, always fat.

BBW: Impossibly fat.

Snow Bunny: White.

Mixed: Black.

Exotic: Black.

From the Islands: Black.

Asian: Actually Asian, occasionally black.

No AA: My pimp is black.

Independent: My pimp will stay out of sight during your visit.

I'm Mobile: My pimp will drive me to your place and case the joint during our session.

Open Minded: 3 hole Friendly.

Squirter: I'll piss on you.

Party Friendly: Junkie.

Spinner: Usually junkie.

Trucker Friendly: I will suck your dick behind a Wendy's dumpster.

Deposit Required: Scam artist.

Verification Required: Scam artist and / or blackmailer.

Upscale: Same lousy service, but higher price.

Discreet: 15 guys visit me here every day and I don't want the hotel manager kicking me out.

My Photos are Real: My photos are from 5 years and 50 lbs ago.

Text Only: I spent money on drugs instead of my phone bill and now I'm stuck using a free text app over my slum notel's Wi-Fi.

No Cops: I don't understand how the law works.

I Love White Guys: Overpay me.

Mature Men Only: Overpay me, don't fuck me too hard, and leave early.

No Time Wasters: I will waste your time.

**DarthCzar** · 06-04-24 10:23

Anybody got a good ebony provider to dream about? My past experiences have always been disappointing, either with the service or even just the attitude through comms.

**DarthCzar** · 06-04-24 10:21

Originally Posted by ChuckMag [View Original Post]

These translations are perfect!

That was beyond hilarious lmaoo absolutely amazing.

**ChuckMag** · 06-04-24 09:53

These translations are perfect!

Originally Posted by Hollister [View Original Post]

PSA: Ad translations.

If you are confused by what a girl means in her ad, use this translation sheet. There's what she says and what she really means:

Curvy: Fat.

Thick: Fat.

Juicy: Fat.

MILF: Old and fat.

Petite: Short and fat.

Fun Sized: Usually short, always fat.

BBW: Impossibly fat.

Snow Bunny: White.

Mixed: Black.

Exotic: Black.

From the Islands: Black.

Asian: Actually Asian, occasionally black.

No AA: My pimp is black.

Independent: My pimp will stay out of sight during your visit.

I'm Mobile: My pimp will drive me to your place and case the joint during our session.

Open Minded: 3 hole Friendly.

Squirter: I'll piss on you.

Party Friendly: Junkie.

Spinner: Usually junkie.

Trucker Friendly: I will suck your dick behind a Wendy's dumpster.

Deposit Required: Scam artist.

Verification Required: Scam artist and / or blackmailer.

Upscale: Same lousy service, but higher price.

Discreet: 15 guys visit me here every day and I don't want the hotel manager kicking me out.

My Photos are Real: My photos are from 5 years and 50 lbs ago.

Text Only: I spent money on drugs instead of my phone bill and now I'm stuck using a free text app over my slum notel's Wi-Fi.

No Cops: I don't understand how the law works.

I Love White Guys: Overpay me.

Mature Men Only: Overpay me, don't fuck me too hard, and leave early.

No Time Wasters: I will waste your time.

**KingOfNuts** · 06-03-24 22:46

Originally Posted by Pornamon43 [View Original Post]

Anyone know if she's real?

https://escortbabylon.net/image_list...905b4dc1ee3c15

I didn't see any reply to this. Did you end up seeing her to verify if she's real?

**DarthCzar** · 06-02-24 11:39

Originally Posted by Sharki [View Original Post]

Saw this post, kinda interested, not that many milfs out there. Anyone got any info or experience with her?

https://escortbabylon.net/posts_view...804/5614448964

I think I've seen reviews of her before! I think the conclusion was that she's great but a little inflated with her pricing these days. Love her look, wouldn't mind dreaming about her either.

**BehindHer** · 06-01-24 02:16

Originally Posted by DrWho [View Original Post]

I had one mediocre date back when she was on indi. Posted an honest review that said just that, not bashing at all and she went psycho posting that I tried to force her to BB and abused her. And I wasn't the only one, she did the same to others who did not post a stellar review. Maybe she got "help" since. I would advise to pass, just watch your back if you do take a chance.

Thanks fellas. Y'all saved me my time, money, and safety from that psycho.

**Sharki** · 06-01-24 01:20

Saw this post, kinda interested, not that many milfs out there. Anyone got any info or experience with her?

https://escortbabylon.net/posts_view...804/5614448964

**DrWho** · 05-31-24 23:52

Originally Posted by FloorGuy13 [View Original Post]

I totally remember that from my Indy days. She went off, which in my mind is a huge red flag. More than one person said she was not that great and she went off the rails. From what I remember, yeah she's a Hard pass.

There are some things that one can't forget no matter how old and feeble we get. Experience is an awesome teacher.

**FloorGuy13** · 05-31-24 22:15

Originally Posted by DrWho [View Original Post]

I had one mediocre date back when she was on indi. Posted an honest review that said just that, not bashing at all and she went psycho posting that I tried to force her to BB and abused her. And I wasn't the only one, she did the same to others who did not post a stellar review. Maybe she got "help" since. I would advise to pass, just watch your back if you do take a chance.

I totally remember that from my Indy days. She went off, which in my mind is a huge red flag. More than one person said she was not that great and she went off the rails. From what I remember, yeah she's a Hard pass.

**DrWho** · 05-31-24 16:48

Originally Posted by BehindHer [View Original Post]

Anybody partake in this one.

I noticed a bad review on the call escort link but I would appreciate a second opinion.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...dale/170773285#.

https://callescort.org/954-290-6084#table.

I had one mediocre date back when she was on indi. Posted an honest review that said just that, not bashing at all and she went psycho posting that I tried to force her to BB and abused her. And I wasn't the only one, she did the same to others who did not post a stellar review. Maybe she got "help" since. I would advise to pass, just watch your back if you do take a chance.

**FilthyKoala** · 05-31-24 11:16

Originally Posted by BehindHer [View Original Post]

Anybody partake in this one.

I noticed a bad review on the call escort link but I would appreciate a second opinion.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...dale/170773285#.

https://callescort.org/954-290-6084#table.

She's been around forever, tbh she may be greek friendly but more of a standard pump and dump. Horrible BJ skills which was a disappointment for me.

**BehindHer** · 05-31-24 05:28

Anybody partake in this one.

I noticed a bad review on the call escort link but I would appreciate a second opinion.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...dale/170773285#.

https://callescort.org/954-290-6084#table.