Massage Parlor Reports

[NeedsGlasses]

I dropped by Asian Massage in CapHill for the first time Friday. Hanna was working there, ok face, short and thick. Not my style. I asked for Amy (thank-you forum) but Hanna was alone. This was also her first day (apparently). I asked for Amy, she said no Amy, blocked the door, and whipped out a boob. She guaranteed me a good time. She said how long, I said only 1/2 hour, and handed her 1.5. Challenge accepted. We skipped the massage and got straight to business with an enthusiastic BBJ. She removed her lingerie and bra, letting her ample boobs fall and revealing a spare tire. Oh well. On the table for more BJ and some wild rimming. This went on for quite a while. Then she applied the hat and mounted for ACG. She accommodated my magnum with some effort. Tight and good kegels. She got up and lay down for mish. I felt high-centered but got in and finished. Massage was offered but I really was short on time. If you like thick girls, or enthusiasm and rimming, worth it. Does anyone know where Amy is?

[Safrony42]

LinLin is back at Lucky, but if you like tiny spinner MILFs who take care of themselves, don't miss FeiFei at Seoul.

Taiwanese. Tiny tiny TINY. Tight. Not much of a massage. Short hair and darker skin. Visible abs. DTF. Gyrates like a tornado. Wow.

Not young but far from too old. Get her laughing and then give her a vigorous sport fuck. Easily carried her around the room while drilling. Finished me by hand on her perfect As. 200 all in.

Thanks brother AF! Went to go check out FeiFei based on your recommendation. Fantastic! Nice petite bubble butt, cute small boobies and a pretty face. Just like I like 'them. Sounds like she's moving to Lily spa on Roosevelt in a couple of days. $200 all in for a fantastic hour with this tiny hottie!

[Marko Ramius]

Yeah, for sure somebody, somewhere, sometime, has gotten it raw at Shanghai or Good. But whoever is getting it is keeping their mouth shut.

But those places are super-busy and the girls are making decent money without giving it up bare, on the average. I've usually found that BBFS is a lot more likely to be on the menu if business is slow or competition is very strong. Both of those shops are busy and bluntly have poor competition.

My own experience is that you are most likely to be offered it if you repeat and are seen as a good customer. Those girls will let you know if that is on the menu for you without you asking about it. That doesn't just go for AMP girls but for pretty much any working girl. So even if it is not "officially" on the menu it is probably an option for select customers.

I've been lucky enough that twice I got in good with the managers (once at a long-gone AMP in Bellevue and once at a strip club). At that point I could do no wrong with the girls and it was pretty obvious that the managers were telling the girls that whatever I wanted or thought I wanted I'd better receive. Can't really advise you on how to pull that off because in both cases it was a matter of being in the right place at the right time and doing the right thing.

[AussieFury]

Coco texted me last night to say she started her period and so she changed her flight back to NYC to this morning. When I asked if she'll be back she said she wants to, but that it's up to Iris.

So if you were a Coco fan, text Iris at the Shanghai main phone number and ask her to bring Coco back.

No word yet on whether Iris plans to put a 3rd girl in Renton.

[AussieFury]

Have you tried Vivi yet? Wonder how long she would stay.

Yes. I posted about her earlier this week. The TLdr is that she's short, curvy not fat, pretty smile, and more naughty than Coco but not (yet?) Angela / Alyssa naughty.

[HH216]

I left my watch at Good yesterday so I swung by this morning to pick it up on my way to work. Miko is there now with Angela and Coco.

Coco and Angela were telling Miko about our fun yesterday then Angela (of course it was Angela) jokingly asked if I'd ever had 6 hands LOL.

No, I haven't and I wasn't physically or financially prepared to do that today but it got me thinking.

I think those three together would kill me. But I'd be lying if I said I haven't been imagining it all morning.

If anyone beats me to it, please PM me details. Lolol.

Last time I was at Good Massage to see Angela, she had Miko come in to say hi. Of course she said hi to my little friend instead. For some reason (fate perhaps) I brought extra funds and was convinced to go 4 hand. Then CoCo popped in (it must have been a slow afternoon) to watch. Angela did an awesome sales job on trying to get CoCo to join in, but I declined (I only had so many Benjamins). Almost had me when Angela went down on CoCo. Angela is doing a fine job of mentoring the new girls.

It was funny to watch Angela's demeanor change when I said Big Monkey said hi. I'm a few days overdue for this review, but here it is.

[AsianGiant]

Thanks for the great report as always, Aussie. Angela is okay with COF? Thing with Angela is she's great and has awesome skills, but she's never that friendly wth me. Maybe she doesn't rlly connect with me or I somehow offended her. In all my past bookings with her, she would cut me short on time and out asap. I then see to other providers who are more relaxed and unrushed. If she does cof (kind of my kink), let bygones be bygones.

I visited for the first time on Tuesday morning, and the doorbell got a good pounding as well. I can attest that Angela does allow for COF and she also squirted on me.

For the other post, ViVi told me she is leaving at the end of the month, and not sure if she'll be back. It will depend on where they send her.

[Efurufe]

Also this monger paid for 60 minutes and only got 45 minutes (not cool), and happens way too often with this crew's shorting time to maximize their profits hustle.

To be fair, I was the one who cut it short, not her. When she came back, she saw that I was off the table, wiping myself clean, and she asked if I wanted more massage or if I wanted to massage her (while grabbing ahold of my dick). I said no thanks and asked if I could use the shower. She looked disappointed but said "of course, you shower. " When I was done she came back into the room while I dressed. No rush at all for me to leave!

Then she left to go spit, and offered more massage when she returned. I'm certain she was up for another round if I was, but honestly I felt a little overwhelmed with this amazing experience and was ready to leave. She said I could shower, which was the perfect way to end.

[AgPilot1]

If there was such a place, one where the girls were lubricated by the loads of the 10 deviants who got there ahead of you, would you want to be #11?

They'd need an industrial strength pressure doucher.

I would take the 11th spot!

[SkeletonKey6]

I don't think most realize these girls are plowing through at least 20-25 dicks every single day, that's why they rotate so frequently. Do your own DD and try throwing another Benji at them asking for BBFS and test their BBFS options yourselves. Reasons for their popularity are moot, just always assume with heavy traffic like this BBFS is being offered some of the time. Also several older RM and USG reviews actually list BBFS options with this crew. I'm slightly above average size (not a mandingo) and tiny condoms they always use seem to be part of their business model. "Oh you have such big cock!, condom barely fits!" Flattery sells. Also this monger paid for 60 minutes and only got 45 minutes (not cool), and happens way too often with this crew's shorting time to maximize their profits hustle. Unfortunately this crew is the closest thing to a decent AMP we got unless you travel several hours to Tac / FedWay or Van, BC.

Stay safe out there in this jungle fellow monger bros.

Wow, ok, you guys are onto something here. Sorry this is so long.........She went down for what I thought would be a BBBJ, but after looking at the girth I could tell she thought it was too big. So she kissed her way up my chest and straddled her legs on either side of me. I could tell she was going for BBFS, but I'm too nervous for that so I massaged around her ass and pussy as she lay on top of me with my dick 1/2 inch from her hole. Then I asked if I could give her a massage (one of my favorite things to do while high). She seemed excited about it..................
After that I asked Coco if she had a condom. She did, but she said "too small" and just showed it to me, no effort to put it on. But I took it and managed to get it on, and we fucked in several positions. But the tight condom wasn't doing it for me, so I pulled it off ............... Part of me thought the reviews must be part BS, but this was the perfect session and I'm a believer. 4:45-5:30, no interruptions at all.

[IstlFun]

Had to see Coco one last time before she leaves. I asked her if shed be back and she said she didn't know, but that I should text Iris and tell her to bring her back. She really enjoyed her first visit to the area.

Exceptional GFE honeymoon slomo hour. Just fucking amazing. Finished me super slomo in DG, head way down ass way up with that crazy hot grippy lip view. Confirmed that while stripper slide is a YMMV activity, PIV is always covered. She enjoys a back door tease but that's all. She'll play the naughty vixen when needed, but her natural tendency is slomo kiss, suck, grind, caress, etc.

Angela and Vivi both popped in during cleanup before I had anything on and gave me a 30 second peek into what a 6 hands would entail. I'm not sure I'd survive it. Then Angela dressed me with her tits out while Coco reset the room. I swear Angela has them out more than in.

Strangely, the doorbell didn't ring once during my visit. Maybe the cycle is that it gets busy, someone complains about how busy it is, then nobody comes. Whatever the reason, I appreciated a full hour with Coco without distraction. Maybe Wednesdays are just slow. So slow that I hung out for another 30 minutes, fixed the folding door in the laundry that had popped out of its track (Leatherman Wave to the rescue) and tried to adjust some of the doors to the rooms that don't close properly. Doorbell still didnt ring.

I will miss Coco.

One more note: the path to the door is often strewn with empty water bottles and candy wrappers. Come on, guys. You literally pass a dumpster on the way back to your car. Don't be a Honestone (RIP) and dump wherever you want. Unless it's a load on Angela's face. You can definitely dump that there.

Thanks for the great report as always, Aussie. Angela is okay with COF? Thing with Angela is she's great and has awesome skills, but she's never that friendly wth me. Maybe she doesn't rlly connect with me or I somehow offended her. In all my past bookings with her, she would cut me short on time and out asap. I then see to other providers who are more relaxed and unrushed. If she does cof (kind of my kink), let bygones be bygones.

[AussieFury]

Anyone experience with providers open to clothing requests. If you can bring them with you if needed for extra tip? Any recommendations in Seattle or Everett?

I've done it a handful of times. I enjoy a slutty school girl outfit with the pigtails and everything. Best was that Thai girl in Bellevue with braces on her teeth and the moth tattoo on her chest. She really got into the playtime.

I recommend bringing the outfit in the original Amazon packaging so she knows its new and hers to keep.

I've never had to pay extra. I consider them keeping the outfit for use with other customers payment enough.

This has only ever been a "no" for me one time. Asian Cindy / Mindy in Kent refused the outfit and hair request. She's cute but the years and miles are starting to show, which would be fine if her sessions weren't so repetitive and she didn't shield her face during COT like I'm shooting battery acid. It's the same script every time. Combined with the surprising "no" to the school outfit I brought and her increasing rates that were 200, then 240, and now 300 hr without grandfathering in regulars at their original rates and it's no surprise that I haven't seen her in over a year.

[FlyingGolfball]

. I swear Angela has them out more than in.

I almost fell off the chair laughing at this. And yes, I think that is true, though, LOL.

Have you tried Vivi yet? Wonder how long she would stay.

I would be careful saying that Wednesday is not busy bc next Wednesday, it's going to be busy, LOL.

[AussieFury]

Had to see Coco one last time before she leaves. I asked her if shed be back and she said she didn't know, but that I should text Iris and tell her to bring her back. She really enjoyed her first visit to the area.

Exceptional GFE honeymoon slomo hour. Just fucking amazing. Finished me super slomo in DG, head way down ass way up with that crazy hot grippy lip view. Confirmed that while stripper slide is a YMMV activity, PIV is always covered. She enjoys a back door tease but that's all. She'll play the naughty vixen when needed, but her natural tendency is slomo kiss, suck, grind, caress, etc.

Angela and Vivi both popped in during cleanup before I had anything on and gave me a 30 second peek into what a 6 hands would entail. I'm not sure I'd survive it. Then Angela dressed me with her tits out while Coco reset the room. I swear Angela has them out more than in.

Strangely, the doorbell didn't ring once during my visit. Maybe the cycle is that it gets busy, someone complains about how busy it is, then nobody comes. Whatever the reason, I appreciated a full hour with Coco without distraction. Maybe Wednesdays are just slow. So slow that I hung out for another 30 minutes, fixed the folding door in the laundry that had popped out of its track (Leatherman Wave to the rescue) and tried to adjust some of the doors to the rooms that don't close properly. Doorbell still didn’t ring.

I will miss Coco.

One more note: the path to the door is often strewn with empty water bottles and candy wrappers. Come on, guys. You literally pass a dumpster on the way back to your car. Don't be a Honestone (RIP) and dump wherever you want. Unless it's a load on Angela's face. You can definitely dump that there.

[Wume123]

Anyone experience with providers open to clothing requests. If you can bring them with you if needed for extra tip? Any recommendations in Seattle or Everett?