Massage Parlor Reports

[Efurufe]

FWIW I've never heard any BBFS reports about the Shanghai or Good providers and it's never been even hinted at or offered to me.

Yeah, I was really surprised. Glad to hear it's not a regular thing, but it was definitely what was happening.

[PRodick]

I met Angie at Eurotouch.

She is 100 lbs. A Cup / Flat Chest.

Not a granny. Approx 40.
Glides on table shower. Lil suck in Sauna.

BBBJ, bls, swirls tongue.

Very very tight pussy.

It took a while in acg.

Finished in Mish. I was splitting her in two.

I will repeat.

[IstlFun]

While Mike is not my cup of tea, some others found her pretty and skillful. I think it's sad that that was the reason to send her away.

I really think Good Massage should keep 3 girls rotation IMHO. I know it is slower there than Shanghai, sure. But many mongers prefer to have uninterrupted session due to having only 2 girls or no mamasan.

I loved Eva, Coco and A+A, but the only reason I visit Shanghai more often because of 3 girls+manager setup there.

Regardless, I won't be missing out Coco one last time before she heads out to NY end of coming week.

Yeah, imo Eva was the top for me, though she was here for a very short time. The only person has the answer on when she'll back is Alyssa, but Alyssa is in China.

[AussieFury]

Wow, ok, you guys are onto something here. Sorry this is so long, but I'm reliving it as I write and the details are etched in my mind.

* Tldr; had coco for an hour and it was great. She's really cute and has a good body. Not high energy, but has enthusiasm and a casual, "let's just fuck around (literally) for a while" attitude. Highly recommend. Bring your own condom if you're on the larger side and don't want BBFS. *

FWIW I've never heard any BBFS reports about the Shanghai or Good providers and it's never been even hinted at or offered to me.

[Safrony42]

Hello fellow Brongers (brother-mongers). Heading to your fair-ish city this week. Where can I find the young skinny ones this week?

[TokyoHalJordan]

Thank you immensely for actually replying and with details. Much appreciated.

I went when they open twice and it was quiet until 10 AM-ish (no doorbell until I was fully dressed and almost heading out).

Lunch time once and it was busy. (2-3 door bells, Alyssa walked out once toward the end once, I was not finished).

Weekend morning once and it was OK (one door bell toward the end that Eva had to walk out).

The only times they had 3 girls were at the shop was when I had 4 hands with Angela+Eva (last month) and a few days ago Coco+Angela.

Otherwise, they usually have two girls.

[Efurufe]

Wow, ok, you guys are onto something here. Sorry this is so long, but I'm reliving it as I write and the details are etched in my mind.

* Tldr; had coco for an hour and it was great. She's really cute and has a good body. Not high energy, but has enthusiasm and a casual, "let's just fuck around (literally) for a while" attitude. Highly recommend. Bring your own condom if you're on the larger side and don't want BBFS. *.

I tried to make an appointment, but no response to text (until much later, apparently the phone was "broken") so I came by at 4:45 after smoking a bowl.

Coco took me to the room, asked if I wanted everything, and took the $200. When she came back, she started a tickling, sensual massage on my feet and legs (and I could feel her bare breasts up and down my back, too), up to my crotch and ass, for about 3 minutes, then said, "turn over. ".

She went down for what I thought would be a BBBJ, but after looking at the girth I could tell she thought it was too big. So she kissed her way up my chest and straddled her legs on either side of me. I could tell she was going for BBFS, but I'm too nervous for that so I massaged around her ass and pussy as she lay on top of me with my dick 1/2 inch from her hole. Then I asked if I could give her a massage (one of my favorite things to do while high). She seemed excited about it.

After massaging her for a while, which she seemed to genuinely enjoy, I made my way around from the back of the table to the front, so my dick was near her head. She took the hint and started licking up and down the shaft, sucking on the head, and rubbing my balls with her hands while I rubbed lotion into her back and ass.

After about 5 minutes of that, a topless Angela walked in and said "hi". She was at the door while I was on the other side of the room, facing her, with Coco laying on the table on her stomach, giving me head. Coco didn't even turn around, she just kept slowly sucking and licking.

I've never met Angela before, but she just walked over and kissed me and tried to get her tongue in my throat. I'm too nervous for that, too (never had any STDs and don't want to start now), so I just backed my head away and said, "wow!" Then she bent over and gently pulled my dick out of Coco's mouth and started sucking it deep and hard. Coco rubbed my balls while Angela kept bobbing. I reached back, pulled up Angela's skirt, and started massaging her ass.

This lasted 10-15 seconds, then she came up for air and asked if I wanted both of them. I said not today (I didn't have another $200 allocated for this), so she stood up, turned around, pulled up her skirt, smacked her own ass, and said, "next time" with a flirty smile, and she was gone.

* Side note: I always cover myself with a towel if possible because my favorite part of a massage is when the towel is pulled back and a stranger is staring at my ass and junk for the first time. From now on, however, my favorite part is when a topless girl walks in on me while getting a BBBJ, and she decides to join. I know right now that this has ruined me for regular massages. *.

After that I asked Coco if she had a condom. She did, but she said "too small" and just showed it to me, no effort to put it on. But I took it and managed to get it on, and we fucked in several positions. But the tight condom wasn't doing it for me, so I pulled it off and laid down, asking her to finish me in her mouth.

I was impressed how she took her time, just sucking away at a normal rate, getting me going then slowing down. Definitely no rushing here. Finally I came in her mouth and she did a really good job getting every drop, slowing down, but not stopping, until I was done.

Then she left to go spit, and offered more massage when she returned. I'm certain she was up for another round if I was, but honestly I felt a little overwhelmed with this amazing experience and was ready to leave. She said I could shower, which was the perfect way to end.

On my way out I saw Vivi, who also had a big smile and great attitude. "See you tomorrow" were her parting words to me. And goddammit if I'm not contemplating it.

Thank God I finally came here. Part of me thought the reviews must be part BS, but this was the perfect session and I'm a believer. 4:45-5:30, no interruptions at all.

[Mrzow]

First time in Shanghai, but was paired up with Joy.

Had to wait in the side couch room, and had Iris come in to give me a happy little lap dance to tide me over while Joy finished with another monger.

Once Joy was ready, we went into the room and she starts DFK me to make up for the wait. Undressed, and she got down on her knees for a Cock worship BBBJ that involved shaft licking and swirling the tip in her mouth. We moved onto Mish, with me having to slowly insert myself so she could be comfortable. Ramped up to standing Mish as Joy needed to brace herself by grabbing my arms as I thrusted her into a eye rolling estrus. Moved onto Doggy, Side Mish and CG, when she tried to finish me off with another BBBJ. Was feeling in the mood for a bit more intense intimacy, so as her to DFK while we both worked my shift to finish.

Joy the cleaned me up and joked with me on trying four hands next time. I said I might try six.

Again, thanks to Aussie for the rec. Place is closer to my place then Good, so may become a regular.

[EastsideD]

Some people here know Linda and Lucy.

I heard that Linda went back to China a few months ago (assuming she's not coming back). People liked her skills, but I wasn't a big fan of her personality.

So today I asked for Lucy, but girls said that she left to China, and will not return (at least to M's). Now that is a sad news, she had some talents.

I assume she won't be back to States. But if she's ever back, I'd be interested to know where's she at.

[BigHusky]

Pro tip: to avoid the scrum, text the main number for the spa to preschedule (Iris answers it).

What's the proper etiquette on arriving at appointments? Do you text you have arrived and wait in your car or do you just show up? I somehow managed to mess this up the one time I tried prebooking at another spa. I showed up at the appointment time and said who I was there to see, just to be thrown in a room by another girl who said she was her. Realized halfway through the session it was someone else and later got a text asking what happened. Where did I go wrong?

[FlyingGolfball]

Iris was getting complaints from customers who found Miko fat, so Miko's gone and Vivi is here.

Vivi is 5' 3" maybe 110 lbs. Not fat. Soft and curvy and all natural. Great perky natural Cs with slight symmastia which is my favorite (same as porn star Dylan Harper). Bubble butt. Trimmed box. Extremely pretty face and eyes and smile. I'd call Coco's face a 9 and Vivi's an 8. Vivi has bigger boobs while Coco has a tighter box. Both are Kegel experts.

Vivi's style is more "party girl" not unlike Alyssa. She's vocal and into it and playful. Has trouble fully throating longer hardware bur she sure tried. Deepest wad hanging her head off the bed. She REALLY likes BJs. I think I was in her mouth more than half my full hour. Amazing eye contact. Very playful stuff.

I got the sense PM is available but waved her off when she tried to explore back there because not my tempo.

Great ass-up views in doggie. Was planning on CIM but her looking over her shoulder as I spread those cheeks and pounded her relentlessly with a thumb knuckle deep in her ass, begging me to fill her pussy while I also watched is in the mirror (ask for the mirror room in advance when you text Iris to schedule). Uh yeah that was too much. Apologies to whoever was with Coco and Angela and heard our finish. Sorry. I knew the dentist was closed today so I didn't hold back.

While Mike is not my cup of tea, some others found her pretty and skillful. I think it's sad that that was the reason to send her away.

I really think Good Massage should keep 3 girls rotation IMHO. I know it is slower there than Shanghai, sure. But many mongers prefer to have uninterrupted session due to having only 2 girls or no mamasan.

I loved Eva, Coco and A+A, but the only reason I visit Shanghai more often because of 3 girls+manager setup there.

Regardless, I won't be missing out Coco one last time before she heads out to NY end of coming week.

[AussieFury]

Anyone willing to pm me her #? Previously seen her at federal way last year but lost her number. Thanks in advance.

Just text the main number at Good Massage. Iris is scheduling for Angela, and Angela will be headlining at Good through next month.

[AussieFury]

Iris was getting complaints from customers who found Miko fat, so Miko's gone and Vivi is here.

Vivi is 5' 3" maybe 110 lbs. Not fat. Soft and curvy and all natural. Great perky natural Cs with slight symmastia which is my favorite (same as porn star Dylan Harper). Bubble butt. Trimmed box. Extremely pretty face and eyes and smile. I'd call Coco's face a 9 and Vivi's an 8. Vivi has bigger boobs while Coco has a tighter box. Both are kegel experts.

Vivi's style is more "party girl" not unlike Alyssa. She's vocal and into it and playful. Has trouble fully throating longer hardware bur she sure tried. Deepest wad hanging her head off the bed. She REALLY likes BJs. I think I was in her mouth more than half my full hour. Amazing eye contact. Very playful stuff.

I got the sense PM is available but waved her off when she tried to explore back there because not my tempo.

Great ass-up views in doggie. Was planning on CIM but her looking over her shoulder as I spread those cheeks and pounded her relentlessly with a thumb knuckle deep in her ass, begging me to fill her pussy while I also watched is in the mirror (ask for the mirror room in advance when you text Iris to schedule). Uh yeah that was too much. Apologies to whoever was with Coco and Angela and heard our finish. Sorry. I knew the dentist was closed today so I didnt hold back.

Vivi is not quite Alyssa 2. 0 (yet?) but definitely feels like she's on her way.

She said come back tomorrow. I'm tempted LOL.

If you tell her you're friends with Big Monkey, she will know you're not coming in cold.

Don't scare her off, guys. We got another naughty one from NYC that I hope stays a while.

Pro tip: to avoid the scrum, text the main number for the spa to preschedule (Iris answers it).

[Efurufe]

Zen Zone 1 x. If I remember correctly this was the weird ass place that had butterface mamasan giving 1/2-assed massage with her younger trainee at same time. Firm boundaries pulled away w / any groping but there were both present during the main event, which felt more like I was a demo prop for a community college workshop of awkward inter-generational handys. If that's your thing this is your place, not judging. Out of the way & discrete. $.4.

Thanks for this great summary of so many places!

Curious if the young trainee was just watching, or were they talking turns? Somehow that sounds fun to try, at least once.

[Original703]

I enjoyed a session with Sasha or Shasha at Karma Health Spa (30 xx South Alaska St). I might repeat if I can find a less busy time. I found her attractive, clean, friendly, and amenable to my pleasure. She has black hair, dark eyes, nice skin, B or C cups, guessing mid 40's, slight tummy, and wore a cute black dress.

Another reviewer mentioned Sasha's featherlight finger strokes immediately prior to the flip, and that reviewer noted Sasha's overall lack of teasing during the massage. My experience was the same. I communicated early on that I was down for boom boom, so it wasn't her sense of propriety that prevented teasing during the massage. I think she follows a script. Within her boundaries, she appeared happy to accommodate my desires. Frankly, I just wanted a massage and sex; so, not that hard to get the job done. Still, I'd prefer more teasing leading up to the main event.

Our fit during intercourse was fine: she was not the tightest nor the loosest I've encountered.

Pros

Friendly, pretty, MILF.

200 for 60 minutes.

Nice massage + extras (HJ, CBJ, CFS).

Warm room, heating element on table.

Good-smelling oil, not like stripper perfume.

Encouraging ooohs, ahhhhs, and moans.

Administered alcohol wipe cleaning procedure to my nipples only, even though her mouth visited other places, too.

Discreet on-street parking abounds.

Cons

Busy shop: she interrupted the session twice to deal with other mongers who arrived after me.

Indiscreet entrance on MLK (normally not a big concern for me but I was glad that the door was unlocked and I didn't have to ring the bell).

Walls don't reach the ceiling (this was problematic for me when we started fucking because there was a monger waiting in the lobby, and both Sasha and I remained vocally as quiet as possible but the noise of the massage table squeaking with every single thrust was definitely audible for the next guy: some days, I don't give a fuck but I guess I was feeling shy on this day).

Post-ejaculation clean-up lacked attention to detail, perhaps because our hour was up or because she didn't realize the extent of the affected area.

Slight language barrier.

No kissing, DATY, or FIV as far as I know--perhaps repeat visits unlock additional levels (I didn't ask).

No table shower.