Massage Parlor Reports

[King Kon]

I am personally looking forward to your review of Natalie since I have actually seen her myself. You are a great source of intel and entertainment. Recommend calling in ahead and making an appointment. I think Natalie's massage is close to Tina in Encino's level, but Natalie is younger so I enjoy the other services with her more. I would like to see her more often but unfortunately, the location is very inconvenient for me.

Just wanted to give respect myself to the legend Priscilla.

Absolutely hilarious.

My guy must be doing stand ups a side gig at the very least.

Tier 1 comedic reviews.

Great intel. Real intel. And extremely entertaining reads.

He's the Dr. Phil of Kill Tony.

Can't miss monger.

Thank you Priscilla. I as well, am looking forward to your encounter with Natalie.

[Member #6936]

You missed the boat. First off, I have willie living in my head rent free and one of the many joys in my life, in addition to reviewing the diversity on gunmemorial. Org, is to spart with him.

So, when he made the correct point that Natalie was getting stellar reviews, I had to differ for the sake of my own mental fuckery. I said that stellar reviews of the type that has mongers giving 10's to old Korean bags as hot young asian were insignificant next to the power of the reviews of Natalie, which are beyond the gravitational pull of the planet. Guys are fucking her ass raw dude, it is crazy talk. I got there at 1015 today and she was already taken.

Well she is going to turn into the new Apple. All these reviews are bringing in more customers which makes it harder to book her now. LOL. I sabai is in Venice also its only a matter of time before the housewives in the apartment complex start complaining when they notice men going in and out a parlor after closing hours.

[PriscillaM]

Did you have a bad session with her?

You missed the boat. First off, I have willie living in my head rent free and one of the many joys in my life, in addition to reviewing the diversity on gunmemorial. Org, is to spart with him.

So, when he made the correct point that Natalie was getting stellar reviews, I had to differ for the sake of my own mental fuckery. I said that stellar reviews of the type that has mongers giving 10's to old Korean bags as hot young asian were insignificant next to the power of the reviews of Natalie, which are beyond the gravitational pull of the planet. Guys are fucking her ass raw dude, it is crazy talk. I got there at 1015 today and she was already taken.

[PriscillaM]

So I foreswore myself. I took a recommendation to go to Thai Sabai from the lowest form of sentient life, namely, reviewers on the rub site.

I called to Thai Sabai on Lincoln. This was from the car at rose and Lincoln about a lizzo pussy hair from the joint. They were open, Natalie was there, and there was parking all around the joint.

I saw the rear door, but it looked like a black hole without any hawking radiation. I went to the front and rang the bell a few times. There I am with just my dick in my hand on Lincoln. Finally I knocked the door like I was trying to pound carbon into a diamond. Up walked Kim. This was a thin young Thai girl who had to be under 35. She seemed cis female.

She cautioned me to ring the doorbell. By then I was so eager to get face down ass up I did not care. I asked for an hour, she showed me the price chart which is in 2 point aptos type (if anyone knows how to make the default font in word to be times new roman, please pm me). She said it was 80 dollars. The dollar is basically dead as a functioning currency.

It is now 1015 am. The last time I went to an MP this early was the first time. I felt dirty and asked if Natalie was available. I saw some pink crocs outside one of the examining rooms and it was unnecessary for Kim to tell me that Natalie was busy.

So I took Kim. Kim gives a massage with all the joie de vivre of mike row on dirty jobs cleaning the shitter at panda express.

She went soft the whole time as instructed and did about a half hour with my tuchas covered on a nice soft table. She hit all areas cept the balls and my blowhole.

After about 30 min, she asks if I want extra services, I said yes, she said it was 100. I called my vons to get an advance on my paycheck and said ok. She let me know that the turnover was up to me and she started to work my 10 inch maglite from behind. I felt her cleaning it I think. I called turnover after about three minutes.

She was wearing black yoga pants and a black shirt, and I struggled to even get over the clothes action that you fookers salivate for.

I let her work me until she looked at the clock repeatedly, had her join me on the table and a catcher's stance and let out a load when she started thinking that maybe the theory of relativity had visited Thai Sabai and time stopped. I had gone over the hour, so I let out a gentlemanly load.

She cleaned me up and I left her the 100. She is moderately not ugly and young, but all the affection of a home depot paint consultant.

I am going to plan my attack on Natalie much better. I am going to camp out on Lincoln overnite.

[Member #6936]

Wow willie and me agreeing on an MP. Natalie's reviews are not stellar. Stellar reviews are those on the hot young Asian thread when the mongers find out that the real age of the old bags on sawtelle who go missing are 39. The reviews on Natalie are guys calling their momala about going anal bareback. That is a rave review.

Did you have a bad session with her?

[Chef Boyardee]

My target is Thai Sabai on 24 XX Lincoln, just a whiff down from domino's and up from panda express.

I went on a force recon mission today. I walk in and the place is about as hot as Lizzo's ass cheeks on tour in the Sahara. A total gnome / homo erectus femaloid let me in. I have never seen an ugler mamasan and I have been all over west la.

I immediately asked if there was any one else there because I was thinking of looking for a skid row tent based on how mamasan looked.

She introduces may. Who has a review on the tee ee rrr that I did not read. May looks like someone blowtorched her face with diddy's smegma.

I said, wait, what happened to Natalie who on the rub mappers has guys jerking off on Lincoln. Mamasan says, oh she not here, she work on a Monday.

Well tomorrow is Monday.

I am personally looking forward to your review of Natalie since I have actually seen her myself. You are a great source of intel and entertainment. Recommend calling in ahead and making an appointment. I think Natalie's massage is close to Tina in Encino's level, but Natalie is younger so I enjoy the other services with her more. I would like to see her more often but unfortunately, the location is very inconvenient for me.

[PriscillaM]

https://us-losangeles.bedpage.com/bo.../23228268.html

Slightly heavy Polish girl in a nice pad in Santa Monica doing handjobs with a bad case of man hands for 250. Says no to FS.

[PriscillaM]

The ugly gnome foisted a skinny newbie on me when I asked for 'somebody else,' and she gave soft pinches all over & nothing else. I asked how I could get "more service" & she said I needed to ask for it upfront when I walked in. Very strange establishment. Natalie has stellar reviews, but maybe she is the only one to see there.

Wow willie and me agreeing on an MP. Natalie's reviews are not stellar. Stellar reviews are those on the hot young Asian thread when the mongers find out that the real age of the old bags on sawtelle who go missing are 39. The reviews on Natalie are guys calling their momala about going anal bareback. That is a rave review.

[Willie23]

My target is Thai Sabai on 24 XX Lincoln, just a whiff down from domino's and up from panda express.

I went on a force recon mission today. I walk in and the place is about as hot as Lizzo's ass cheeks on tour in the Sahara. A total gnome / homo erectus femaloid let me in. I have never seen an ugler mamasan and I have been all over west la.

I immediately asked if there was any one else there because I was thinking of looking for a skid row tent based on how mamasan looked.

She introduces may. Who has a review on the tee ee rrr that I did not read. May looks like someone blowtorched her face with diddy's smegma.

I said, wait, what happened to Natalie who on the rub mappers has guys jerking off on Lincoln. Mamasan says, oh she not here, she work on a Monday.

Well tomorrow is Monday.

The ugly gnome foisted a skinny newbie on me when I asked for 'somebody else,' and she gave soft pinches all over & nothing else. I asked how I could get "more service" & she said I needed to ask for it upfront when I walked in. Very strange establishment. Natalie has stellar reviews, but maybe she is the only one to see there.

[PriscillaM]

My target is Thai Sabai on 24 XX Lincoln, just a whiff down from domino's and up from panda express.

I went on a force recon mission today. I walk in and the place is about as hot as Lizzo's ass cheeks on tour in the Sahara. A total gnome / homo erectus femaloid let me in. I have never seen an ugler mamasan and I have been all over west la.

I immediately asked if there was any one else there because I was thinking of looking for a skid row tent based on how mamasan looked.

She introduces may. Who has a review on the tee ee rrr that I did not read. May looks like someone blowtorched her face with diddy's smegma.

I said, wait, what happened to Natalie who on the rub mappers has guys jerking off on Lincoln. Mamasan says, oh she not here, she work on a Monday.

Well tomorrow is Monday.

[BSouthgate]

This isn't Japan or Korean.

I also like to shower. Best table shower, where your angel gets to know what is between your legs. I remember a place in Corona. I think "Corona Health Spa" or something. The table shower was a great intro to the pleasures that followed.

[WhoreMaster 91]

Are there any places where the girl will shower with you? I can't find a good table shower but still want a girl with me when I shower.

Also has anyone tried Pamper Mi next to 815X?

This isn't Japan or Korean.

[StrawMan83]

Where would you go near Ktown, LAX or north of LA? I will be in those areas and would love to experience the fine west coast women. The east coast AMPs are full of women over 40. Where would you go for a young lady to tease and satisfy. I am not into more than a tease and handshake from a hottie.

[Heizenberg]

Made a visit with Monica, and she is beyond amazing. Fully drained out. Solid attention to detail. Very accommodating, friendly, and some nice eye candy. Nice lengthy BBBJ, very responsive in DATY, CFS in multiple positions. Like everything, YMMV, but very GFE for me. Alas, no anal. I don't think they're many Asian girls who do anal. They're typically tiny little things. If you need anal, you guys should see girls of different ethnicities. For petite Asian girls that's usually a no fly zone situation.

Monica was great for me. I intend to repeat soon.

Great review!! Is this sun beauty at VN or Winnetka?

Pink is at sun Beauty VN until end of the month!!

[LatchkeyKid]

Made a visit with Monica, and she is beyond amazing. Fully drained out. Solid attention to detail. Very accommodating, friendly, and some nice eye candy. Nice lengthy BBBJ, very responsive in DATY, CFS in multiple positions. Like everything, YMMV, but very GFE for me. Alas, no anal. I don't think they're many Asian girls who do anal. They're typically tiny little things. If you need anal, you guys should see girls of different ethnicities. For petite Asian girls that's usually a no fly zone situation.

Monica was great for me. I intend to repeat soon.