Massage Parlor Reports

[Midwest Dude]

https://www.rubrankings.com/united-s...-am-44273.html

Any idea if she is real?

[Whoah28]

I try to stay away too. I think she is the mamasan. Average weight and fairly tall. Good English and poor attitude. A bit mechanical and rough.

Came here after failing at Alice and Sweet Smile and was greeted by a surly middle aged woman who lead me into a room so dark I could barely see the chair to put my stuff in. She came in and we exchanged squeezes and I knew I'd be taken care of. I asked for her name and she said something like "why, so you can write a review about me?" So I dropped it. She did a lackluster job on my back and my legs and asked at some point if she was massaging my front and my back. I said the back was just fine. I actually prefer to have the masseuse deal with me from the back. I lay on the table with my boys facing downward so it's easily accessible and whenever they're grazed I let them know they can just handle it from there. This works 99% of the time. She didn't get the nuance and almost finished out the time with just a regular massage. I rolled onto my back and looked at her and she glanced at the clock and said, "ok you done. " I lightly grabbed her hand and pulled it towards the boys and she was exasperated, saying "That's why I ask you if you want front massaged, that's what it means" as if I was new to this, LOL. She then proceeded to finish me off with a huff and it worked quickly because I was already primed from the previous two attempts, and her attitude was pretty humorous to me for some reason, but I don't know if I'll go back.

[TriniBoy3355]

Came here after failing at Alice and Sweet Smile and was greeted by a surly middle aged woman who lead me into a room so dark I could barely see the chair to put my stuff in. She came in and we exchanged squeezes and I knew I'd be taken care of. I asked for her name and she said something like "why, so you can write a review about me?" So I dropped it. She did a lackluster job on my back and my legs and asked at some point if she was massaging my front and my back. I said the back was just fine. I actually prefer to have the masseuse deal with me from the back. I lay on the table with my boys facing downward so it's easily accessible and whenever they're grazed I let them know they can just handle it from there. This works 99% of the time. She didn't get the nuance and almost finished out the time with just a regular massage. I rolled onto my back and looked at her and she glanced at the clock and said, "ok you done. " I lightly grabbed her hand and pulled it towards the boys and she was exasperated, saying "That's why I ask you if you want front massaged, that's what it means" as if I was new to this, LOL. She then proceeded to finish me off with a huff and it worked quickly because I was already primed from the previous two attempts, and her attitude was pretty humorous to me for some reason, but I don't know if I'll go back.

That will be Asian Pro owner, she is tall and slender and always wear a dress or shirts. She has good days and bad days however she does give a good massage. NO roaming allow or extra anything only HE. I haven't been there in a while but I see nothing has changes.

[MrColumbus]

Thought I would try this out for the first time. I missed the place a couple times driving by because it's not as apparent as other AMPs. I don't want to give too much detail, but address I found on STG is accurate (search Johnstown under escorts). Got there around 2 in the afternoon on a Sunday. Knocked on the door, older woman answered, maybe late 40's, early 50's, not the worst looking, passable imo. She asks if I can wait 15-20 minute, I said sure, so I wait in my car. When my turn comes up she opens the door, invites me (I waited in my car while the previous monger exited) then I went inside. Cozy enough place, nothing special, fairly typical from other providers. The room I'm led into has a massage table and what appears to be a mattress on box spring couple feet next to it against the wall. Before I get undressed she asked for how much time, I said 30, she says okay it's 40. She asks if I wanted rub or what I assumed she meant "sucky" but her broken english wasn't great so I may have misunderstood. I say yes to the 2nd, so I get undressed, lay on table face down, massage is just okay, she asks me to flip, throws some oil on the boys, I ask if she wants to hop on, she smiles and says no, I ask for "sucky" she smiles again and says for "more tip" which I had already tipped an extra 40, so I said no. She gets on with the rub, fairly into it, I finish, grab the water, and head out. Wasn't the greatest experience and I was hoping for FS, but maybe it was the day and the person, idk. I'll go again and try different day.

[HornySenior]

Went to the Asian Festival today. It's like AMP heaven LOL.

[SsnakeInc]

We do have 1 FS place that I know of, on Johnstown Rd.

Yes I forgot about that place. Drove by it once, a little too sketchy for me. So that probably blocked my memory. LOL.

[Maunger]

Anyone know of any 24 hour places? I could use one, but I just left work, and can't find any open.

I'm not aware of any AMPs in Central Ohio that are open past 10:00. And most of them close at 9:00.

[Baldleprechaun]

I would agree with the previous answer. The ones that do, do, the ones that do not, don't. The only time I would tip upfront would be at a FS place, but we don't have that here in CBUS.

We do have 1 FS place that I know of, on Johnstown Rd.

[Maunger]

I would agree with the previous answer. The ones that do, do, the ones that do not, don't. The only time I would tip upfront would be at a FS place, but we don't have that here in CBUS.

I've only tried this at places where I knew HEs were on the table. I wouldn't risk it at an unverified location.

I normally drop $100 between house fee and tip for a HH but using this technique I've been able to drop the overall cost to $80 or $90 bucks as well getting better service. I'm guessing it's the whole "bird in the the hand" mindset.

[SsnakeInc]

I've tried this a few times and it has always worked. Rather than pay the house fee only in the beginning, pay the house fee AND the tip. Sometimes you have to explain that you're giving the money up front. Even with the language barrier, they'll eventually understand.

Every time I've done this I've felt it was a better experience and that the masseuse was more willing to offer additional services. Just my two cents.

I would agree with the previous answer. The ones that do, do, the ones that do not, don't. The only time I would tip upfront would be at a FS place, but we don't have that here in CBUS.

[Maunger]

That might work just fine at a place where you know what extras are to be had and what the going tips are, but try that at a legit place and you will get a good massage for a big tip, the only one that will be happy is the provider.

True. I've only done this at places or with providers that I already knew offered extra services.

[BobRoss8888]

Has anyone been there lately. I texted them about the rates and girls but I have heard anything lately. Last I heard was it was subpar and mechanical. I was hoping it's was hhr was 140, hr was 200 and hr VIP was 300. If the VIP is like most major cities I would pull the trigger but I hate to spend that much money on low quality service.

I texted and they said the girl was off on Tuesday.

[Baldleprechaun]

Anyone know of any 24 hour places? I could use one, but I just left work, and can't find any open.

[Paradigm71]

You hit 3 AMPs all in the same day, LOL? You the man!

He VISITED three AMPs, but only got a massage at two of them. I have visited upwards of five+ in one day. I think that three actual massages is the most I have received in one day, but I typically get a massage at two places every Saturday.

[Paradigm71]

I've tried this a few times and it has always worked. Rather than pay the house fee only in the beginning, pay the house fee AND the tip. Sometimes you have to explain that you're giving the money up front. Even with the language barrier, they'll eventually understand.

Every time I've done this I've felt it was a better experience and that the masseuse was more willing to offer additional services. Just my two cents.

That might work just fine at a place where you know what extras are to be had and what the going tips are, but try that at a legit place and you will get a good massage for a big tip, the only one that will be happy is the provider.