Massage Parlor Reports

[BirdWatching]

I dropped by Good to take advantage of PSE spinner Angela without having to drive to Everett.

Things are starting off great and Angela says things are slow (I was there in the morning) and asked would I like to have a 4 hands? I was in a great mood and had another 200 on me (sometimes it comes in handy) and had enjoyed my two solo visits to Coco so yeah. Let's go for it.

I had a GREAT time. I don't want to set unrealistic expectations so I won't be too detailed. But it was awesome. Angela isn't afraid to be interactive. Hat change required between boxes. BBBJ corncob style was intense.

After banging them both we ended with both girls on their knees begging for my load. Angela had me tonsils deep while Coco mouth-wrestled the boys. Then Coco stood up and started DFK while Angela gagged herself on my shaft. That was it and Angela DRAINED me then proudly showed me my work as it drooled down onto her tits.

Coco seems to be picking up tips from Alyssa and Angela. She was more GFE style before but this time was way more PSE style this time with dirty talk and attitude. Angela is a dirty dirty DIRTY girl in the best possible way. Coco is catching up fast.

Best 400 I've spent in a long time. Tell the girls youre a friend of Big Monkey.

Bonus tip: If you don't like walking past the dentist windows, the dental office door says its closed Fri Sat Sun.

Bonus tip 2: Apparently mirrors are coming soon to the rooms. Hot.

Where's Good?

Thank you.

BW.

[AussieFury]

I dropped by Good to take advantage of PSE spinner Angela without having to drive to Everett.

Things are starting off great and Angela says things are slow (I was there in the morning) and asked would I like to have a 4 hands? I was in a great mood and had another 200 on me (sometimes it comes in handy) and had enjoyed my two solo visits to Coco so yeah. Let's go for it.

I had a GREAT time. I don't want to set unrealistic expectations so I won't be too detailed. But it was awesome. Angela isn't afraid to be interactive. Hat change required between boxes. BBBJ corncob style was intense.

After banging them both we ended with both girls on their knees begging for my load. Angela had me tonsils deep while Coco mouth-wrestled the boys. Then Coco stood up and started DFK while Angela gagged herself on my shaft. That was it and Angela DRAINED me then proudly showed me my work as it drooled down onto her tits.

Coco seems to be picking up tips from Alyssa and Angela. She was more GFE style before was way more PSE style this time with dirty talk and attitude. Angela is a dirty dirty DIRTY girl in the best possible way. Coco is catching up fast.

Best 400 I've spent in a long time. Tell the girls youre a friend of Big Monkey.

Bonus tip: If you don't like walking past the dentist windows, the dental office door says its closed Fri Sat Sun.

Bonus tip 2: Apparently mirrors are coming soon to the rooms. Hot.

[SkeletonKey6]

Forgot the name of the Seattle standard issue 40's frumpy provider I drew. I knew this place was a HE only going in; massage at first was average then turned to absolute shit at the end. The upselling for limited HE was ridiculous ($140 total for a basic HE? Really who the fuck is paying her that?) and I declined.

On the flip she kept massaging the same spot on my head to the point of rubbing the scalp almost raw; perhaps as punishment for declining her super overpriced HE? Told her to move to other areas several times, but 'no engrish' was reply every time. Finally told her to stop as I was done being scalp abused by this *unt.

On way out I wasn't going to leave her any tip for her downs syndrome head massage, but to avoid conflict I gave $20 and she acted totally perturbed about it and demanded more. I politely explained to her that her massage was way too subpar for ANY tip and that she should be happy I am giving her a $20 tip.

AVOID.

[Original703]

Thank you!

Not sure why I didn't search the forum before posting my question. My b.

See attached screenshot of an honest review of Gilshat a few months ago (February 2024).

Hey lurkers. Head's up. I write long, explicit reviews, and I don't hold back. Unlike some of you, especially anyone writing reviews for RubMaps, I'm not compensated with complimentary house fees to post a positive review. I am happy for you if that's a gig you managed to get (you know who you are), but your reviews are lies. I took recommendations from someone who does that, and unsurprisingly, was disappointed reality did not match their glowing gift of a review.

Gilsha Spa is a newer spa opened up in a former lash boutique at 719 NW Market St, Seattle, Washington 98107. It is literally at a gas station. This place has not been open more than 6 months. I do not recommend it, but then again, I didn't get to see Jenny, who I might recommend. More about her later.

Using RubMap's 5-star approach:

Massage: 2.

Fuck / Suck: 2.

Looks: 2.

Body: 2.

Facility: 2.

I picked this spot because I'm an explorer, always looking for something new. I am the best guy to be your designated hitter, to TOFTT, even though this place has been reviewed. I read somewhere about Jenny, and she was who I wanted to see. Me being the idiot I tend to be, I pulled up to the non-discrete entrance, only to see an Asian woman squatting next to a Bush trying to smoke a cigarette. She looked at me and quickly doused her cigarette to welcome me in, straight to a room. As I entered the hallway, I noticed a bedroom door open, with four legs sticking out watching TV. The door was closed as I came by. So it was going to have to be Sabira. I don't recall her name, and by writing this review, I'm hoping to flush her out of my system's memory.

Details:

After coming inside, wearing a hoodie and sweatpants (a really sexy choice, always), she collected my one-hour house fee then departed the room. When she returned, she was wearing a mini skirt and tube top. Regardless, I could tell she was hiding some extra weight. I had her use Translator to understand I expected a high-quality massage, asking if she was the best person to provide that. This has become my most important opener for a couple of reasons. First, to establish higher expectations; secondly to filter her out for someone else, if I'm not aroused by what I see. I was not aroused. I know the hottest providers suck at massage, usually. I also know some girls will have someone else do the massage if you just want to fuck, like Sophia of Lin's legacy. But in this case, she assured me she was good. Nope. Flat palm rubdown for a good 25-30 minutes. Even with oil, she didn't really dig in, even though I basically begged her to. I did the protocol maneuvers and touching, but could tell she was really overweight. Her thighs were large, as my hand probed up her dress while getting my back and legs "wiped" by her palms. Shitty massage. I was already doomed. Idiot! You had a chance to reject her on principle. Smoking while squatting next to a Bush at the front entrance at a gas station is not the kind of choice to willingly pursue!

Sorry, guys. If you know me, or my reviews (I used to write them on RubMaps), you know I'm verbal diarrhea. I'm a writer, and don't give a fuck what you think. So if you have enough info. At this point, skip the rest.

I am smart enough to remember that I'm in control of these situations. It's a service, and already paid for. So if I want the massage a certain way, I can just tell them to do that. But no, I just laid there, waiting for something better to start. Eventually, she did do some more aggressive treatment on the shoulders. Whatever. Too little, too late. I liked that she finger-skied the hairy valley of Mt. Asscheeks, down to Balls Canyon. She gets kudos for doing that earlier than later. But I think my hand reaching up her skirt, groping her pussy early on may have helped move that along. Do that, men. Just do it. Probe and grope. 90% of the time they let you, because in 20 minutes, you'll be balls-deep in there anyway. It's not like they'll be offended. If they don't want that, they'll let you know. It's not like this is the library, and you're molesting the book cart girl. They signed up to be alone in a dark room with a strange man who will take out his dick and expect them to pump, suck and fuck it, until he blasts semen at them. Stop being so polite and considerate, as if social norms apply. They absolutely do not, you sick perverts. But of course, be decent, kind and respectful. Everyone deserves love. There's a balance. I'm just saying you should be confident, not shy, about getting genital attention, both ways. It's expected, OK newbies? Vets are like, "yep, that's true. No need to act like a boyfriend. ".

Having used my hands to navigate while basically blind in the donut, I indexed her BMI to be north of 28 from her thighs alone. Now the flip was happening, and I turned to take another look at this person who had been tickling my scrotum. She's not ugly. She's pretty enough. I have that moment in my head, all of about 5 seconds, to decide if I want her hands or her pussy and mouth wrapped around my cock. I needed to fuck. I left the house planning to do that. Except I forgot to bring my own condoms. I negotiated $ . 40 over the house fee of 60 for the hour, and she once again left the room to "prepare". I understand she needs to probably wash her lady parts a bit, but also to prepare the ultra secret love bundle. IOW, an open undersized condom laying in a mound of lube goo, bundled in a wad of ivory tissues. Her gift to me. Lovely.

She came back in and disrobed. This is where the regrets kick in. Rolls of fat. Fupa. Baby damage. Floppy tits. WHY? Why on earth do spa owners think this is acceptable? Men, do not be like me. Do not tolerate this. Go to the mamasan or whomever you think should care, and tell them you want slimmer, sexier and talented actual masseuses who can fuck like a banshee. While you're mouthing away in English they can't understand, go ahead and continue in plain language and say, "I don't want to come here and have someone wipe their hands on my back, tickle my balls, then when I flip over, take out their gravity-doomed boobs hanging over rolls of blubber. I want a tight pussy, perky tits, a flat tummy, a rounder ass and a face I will later masturbate to because it was so beautiful looking with my cock shoving in and out of its mouth. " I'm pretty sure they'll hear and understand a few of those words. But not be offended. Just smile a lot, especially when you say pussy.

So I couldn't get hard. Damn. I guess my brain allowed what my eyeballs were suffering to tell my dick not to bother. Some of you will stick your dick in anything. And at Gilsha, there are plenty of mufflers in the parking lot, which might be both tighter and actually thrilling. I tried to get hard when she did CBJ to put the tiny fingercot condom on, but my brain said no. She mounted me and tried to rub me to attention. No. I put her in doggy, only to slap her fat pussy with my slippery rubber earthworm. No, no, no. The glove didn't fit. I quit. I just tapped her, shook the invisible bottle in my hand, and she pulled the condom off with a "ssscchhhlliiiiiicccckk!" How can they be so elegant and subtle applying it with their mouths, but then so cruel and heartless pulling it off?

10 minutes later, I released the backlog of swimmers across her tired knuckles. But she added an exclamation point to the whole encounter by not only pumping out the jizz from the tip, which is too sensitive and ruins the orgasm, but stopped after about 10 seconds. It takes me about a full minute to fully sing that aria.

This review is what she deserves. If anything, we can overlook her body image, lack of massage skills and perhaps her (unknown to me) fucking skillsets and perhaps wonderful personality once you get to know her, but not knowing how to sling a rod when it's spewing is unforgivable.

Upon departure, I asked her to introduce me to Jenny. Somehow, she was now available, now that Sabira has her chickens. A very fit woman in her late 40's-early 50's came to the room. The lights were on, so I could see her age beyond the athletic body and sizeable boobage. She was wearing a white cocktail dress, had a full shag head of hair. She looked very experienced. I had intended to see her upon arrival, but I was told Sabira was the only one available. By Sabira. I don't remember her name, to be honest. I heard Sabrina / Barbie / Something and decided to leave it at Sabira.

All in all, if you need gas, have a Fred Meyer rewards account, and are in the Free-lard area, you can probably save $. 30/ gallon using your card to pump your car's gas hole with petroleum product. If you want to go head and explore Gilsha, maybe insist on seeing Jenny, and pump her holes with lube-covered latex product, but keep the lights low. I'd keep your expectations on the low end as well. This place can be fully disregarded. You're welcome.

[Seattle Ampfan]

Went to Healing Touch in Northgate, last time I was there was almost 2 years ago. Called ahead, told 1 hr massage was 70. RM said 60 but okay.

Got "Cindy" nice curvy (not fat) Chinese girl early 30's, didn't take long for her to roam and was ok with me touching her. I was there for a massage and HJ, but after the flip she asked what I wanted, the language barrier made it difficult to understand if there was more offered. Last time, I was told it was not FS. No price was discussed but I asked for "the hand". She was relaxed, great touch / verbal, and biting my chest. Lots of smiling. After, she massaged my head awhile longer and before leaving I offered a 60 tip, which she thanked me for. Hope I did it right.

I think Cindy is the only one working there that would have been happy with that tip, everyone else starts negotiating with $100+ prices and wants you to pay upfront. Cindy on other hand just thinks people should pay what they want to pay. But thanks for letting me know she's still there. She comes and goes.

[Thefourtwo5]

Yaya will be here until the end of the month then she'll move on somewhere. She's attractive, in her 40's, slim, large breasts (gravity has taken hold when unleashed). When we got to the room, she laid a big kiss on me.

Good fun tease while on my front side. On the flip, boom boom was established. She started with an excellent BBBJ that I had to stop after a few minutes to keep from losing it.

I put Yaya on her back and started daty / dato. She enjoyed all of it. I went to town until she was squirming and bucking her hips in the air. She got extremely wet during daty. When she collapsed flat on the table and gave me a thumbs up, I knew I had done my job.

The hat went on and we went into Mish. I actually stayed in that position the entire time. She felt amazing wrapped around me and I was able to devour those big tits at the same time. Pulled out, pulled the cover off and aimed for her stomach. Had a little velocity and hit the bottom side of her chin. She laughed out loud at that one.

Finished with a scalp massage, grabbed my water and took off. She gave me her phone number and I will repeat.

[SkeletonKey6]

See attached screenshot of an honest review of Gilshat a few months ago (February 2024).

Saw an ad for Gilsha (719 NW Market) and I'm curious. Anybody have experience and info that they're willing to share?

If not, I'll TOFTT but I'd rather set hopes and expectations in advance.

Standard AMP ad in STG: https://skipthegames.com/posts/evere...3/159944504149 (no idea why it's in the Everett section). I'm aware that the pics in the ad are not the actual women at Gilsha.

[Efurufe]

Appreciate the report. Can you clarify where this was? My Google skills are failing me.

1. go to rubmaps. Ch.

2. advanced search.

3. state = "washington", city = "seattle", name = "healing touch".

[Original703]

Saw an ad for Gilsha (719 NW Market) and I'm curious. Anybody have experience and info that they're willing to share?

If not, I'll TOFTT but I'd rather set hopes and expectations in advance.

Standard AMP ad in STG: https://skipthegames.com/posts/evere...3/159944504149 (no idea why it's in the Everett section). I'm aware that the pics in the ad are not the actual women at Gilsha.

[Scraggy]

600 block of S Jackson full of AMPs. Stopped in Spirit. Everything was mediocre. Massage was just 5/10, girl 5/10. Upsell for topless HJ $1 oo, no thanks. HJ 60 tip. Decent table shower but nothing special. WNR.

[Rewind666]

Photos look good but the one review I've seen is useless.

Sofi and Sasa aren't young and I'm guessing Lulu isn't either.

The TNA pic is vastly doctored. I met her recently and even though I had a good time with her. Her face isn't what I expected. Decent massage, good tease and good service. Her English is not good so communication isn't great but overall 3.5 stars. I think we can do better at $$$ price tag IMO.

[Gvbdc]

Appreciate the report. Can you clarify where this was? My Google skills are failing me.

Went to Healing Touch in Northgate, last time I was there was almost 2 years ago. Called ahead, told 1 hr massage was 70. RM said 60 but okay.

Got "Cindy" nice curvy (not fat) Chinese girl early 30's, didn't take long for her to roam and was ok with me touching her. I was there for a massage and HJ, but after the flip she asked what I wanted, the language barrier made it difficult to understand if there was more offered. Last time, I was told it was not FS. No price was discussed but I asked for "the hand". She was relaxed, great touch / verbal, and biting my chest. Lots of smiling. After, she massaged my head awhile longer and before leaving I offered a 60 tip, which she thanked me for. Hope I did it right.

[Vator2]

Her English is bad. Nothing offered. Laid down she rubbed my lower back, said turn. I flipped over she had a cover ready. Some CBJ very little.

She then grabbed my hand and pulled me up.

To switch places. She grabbed me and shoved it in.

Tight. Very tight. Tryed to play with her tits, I pulled out and teased her rubbing her pussy. She firmly said no.

She got off I got off and she showed me the door.

I asked to meet Kathy. She just smiled and opened the door for me.

SuperMILF Kathy has been joined by another MILF Amy at Studio (451 Park Ave N). Cute face, great spinner body, super friendly and handsy. If she's being trained by Kathy, I expect great things. I didn't have time to stay this time but hoping someone sees her and tells us what's up.

[CumingForU]

I just learned that my ATF Shanghai girl, the legendary Angela is starting back up at Good Massage in Renton today. I missed out on her during her short visit in April, so I will be driving down to Renton very soon. Although Alyssa remains in China, having half of the infamous "A & A" back in town is a real boost. Don't miss out guys. We all need to "rise up" (pun intended) to keep our Angela around. My experience with her is consistent with the rave reviews that litter this site and another whenever she is around. I can't recommend Angela highly enough. She is the truth!

[Mamouna]

Went to Healing Touch in Northgate, last time I was there was almost 2 years ago. Called ahead, told 1 hr massage was 70. RM said 60 but okay.

Got "Cindy" nice curvy (not fat) Chinese girl early 30's, didn't take long for her to roam and was ok with me touching her. I was there for a massage and HJ, but after the flip she asked what I wanted, the language barrier made it difficult to understand if there was more offered. Last time, I was told it was not FS. No price was discussed but I asked for "the hand". She was relaxed, great touch / verbal, and biting my chest. Lots of smiling. After, she massaged my head awhile longer and before leaving I offered a 60 tip, which she thanked me for. Hope I did it right.