Massage Parlor Reports

[Tunacan Sam]

Have seen Tiffany (and her ass) mentioned a few times. Literally read your post and the timing worked so I called & requested her. Paid a little extra for the Swedish massage hour and did shower (not table, just standing by myself).

Tiffany walked on my back and gave a very good massage. She kept saying "let me know if it hurts" and I was just enjoying the pressure. On flip, she took her clothes off and started light rub tease, into CBJ, then 69. While I was grabbing her ass and fulfilling my end of the 69 bargain, she let out some moans and that just gets me excited. She must have felt it as shortly after she sat up and said "now you fuck me". I just went straight into standing doggy and asian J-Lo isn't an understatement. I'm now referring to her as T-Lo. I kept grabbing her ass different ways, enjoying seeing it bounce. Not to Tiffany's level but thought I saw another rather thick asian on my way out. Intrigued but T-Lo has my heart for now.

70 house / 200 T-Lo.

Hurry up and see Tiffany at Broadway spa. She's getting ready to leave. I sure will miss that great sexy body and asian jlo ass. Call and make sure you get her.

[Fit312]

Someone told me there was a bust last week on Friday the day after I went, but there was no city sticker on the door or window.

The lights were off and the door was closed on Saturday when I drove by.

[Nowhere500]

Bored. Decided to go to orange again. Eva answered the door and she was fucking hot. Nice dress and I slapped her ass and said I'd like to see her. She was about to go back with an older guy, but the mama instead nodded and let her take me back. In room got nude, gave her 300 and we went to shower. Her body is super hot. Perfect B / C tits. Shoulder length hair and a super hot face and eyes. Shower was nice and I was fingering her while she blew me and then started pushing a finger in her asshole too. She climbed on and we 69 ed for a bit and I was eating her box and have my thumb all the way in her ass and she was moaning and then stopped blowing me and just fucked the hell out of my face until she came. Rinsed off. Dried up and went to room. On the way back she went into the wrong room because she was new that day and prob just still confused about which room is which and got to see the dude getting blown for a second. She gigled and closed door and we went into our room. She looked at me and just smiled and laughed and then I got on the table. She gave an amazing massge and then started blowing me again. I held her hair and face fucked her for a bit and then pulled her up and she grabbed the rubber and put it on and let me plow her on the table for a bit until I came. Was super fun. The dude in the room next to me was fucking too and pretty loud and eva kept smiling and gigling at his moans (and the other girls super loud fake moaning). She was awesome. No kissing at all. Fine with me. Her body was amazing. 9/10. And she was super fun.

This is a thing that really turns me off about Orange. If I'm going somewhere full service I want to kiss.

[Bozo39]

Greetings Fellow Perverts,

Work was slow so I decided to take an extended lunch break. I am near the Civic Center in River North so my options are limited. I checked CLM to see who was available at the North Ave Location. I've seen Brooke for sometime now on the roster but couldn't find any real reviews so I decided to TOFT!

Brooke I am assuming is in her mid-20's with a petite GND body type. Nice tight body with small A's and energetic spirit. It started with a body rub that was great, I returned the favor which then turned into DATY. Clean kitty, no funny taste or smells which is always appreciated. I got her to orgasm. And that my friends where it got odd? She was complaining about sensitivity and pain after having an orgasm and couldn't even handle have her kitty rubbed. It took her about 10 minutes to relax once more, but the issue was she didn't have any condoms. Said she doesn't buy them and her clients should bring them. We comprised on an excellent BBJ! So just a heads up. If you want to see Brooke bring your condoms.

Pricing: . 220 for the hour and. 200 for her (yes I know I overpaid, little head took over).

If any of you have any recommendations near the Civic Center in River North I am open to any suggestions.

Thanks,

Bozo.

[Billy73]

Got Pics if anyone needs them Archer Perfect and Orange Closed.

Feds busted the door off the hings at Orange my connect just sent me pics I'll try to attached her but because I'm not in the US might not allow me to post.

But both are done and I would expect HKPD to be closed today or tomorrow.

I told all of you guys over a month ago this was coming.

[Coopertars]

So what was the damage?

$160 Half, $200 Hr includes L1. Upgrades for P-Spot, BJ, and FS available 80,80, 250.

[Eddinger]

So. I went back this morning to have more fun and the building was closed. No lights on. Doors shut. A handwritten note on the door with Chinese text and then "under maintaining" and "please call" up. Someone told me there was a bust last week on Friday the day after I went, but there was no city sticker on the door or window. Just a closed up place with the note. So who knows what's going on. But prob the party is over. Bummer.

[Shorty58]

https://www.rubrankings.com/united-s...ess-48167.html

Not sure if this is the right spot to report since its a private incall, not a parlor. But had a couple of bad experiences with the Noble Square euro girls lately so I wanted to try something different. Checked out Dania at her incall in Bucktown near the edge of Wicker Park. Typical two step process when you get to the first location, she'll give you the correct address a bit further down the street.

The pictures in the link are a good representation of Dania, great curves. She has a strong accent (think Sophia Vergara) but she speaks fluent english. She's friendly and will chat as much as you want to so it was very comfortable. Opted for an hour massage and I'm glad I did, she gave one of the best massages I've had. Real thorough and relaxing, candles, warm towels, you name it. I thought at first this was just going to be a legit massage only because of how professional she was.

On the flip, she took off her top and let me roam under her skirt while she started rubbing me. Really took her time and worked me up for a good finish. I normally don't dive in and ask for any of the other upgrades on my first time, unless its a previously highly reviewed provider, but there are definitely upgrades available at pretty decent prices, which would put her prices in line with CLM.

She says theres a couple of other girls who work there as well so 4 hands is an option. I think I will definitely repeat for a more in depth session, although not sure if we would move to another room because the massage table is too small for both of us.

So what was the damage?

[Tyler Black]

Coulda sworn I submitted my report, but I guess servers acting goofy?

Anyways, in my time in the area I had a Level 2 experience at Windsor. Chinese wiht some nice thicc curves. Called herself Amy. Really polite. I think my vibe made her cuatious at first. The last time I went to an AMP they skimped out on the time. So maybe it showed on my face. No idea. But things started strong with very firm touching all over. She opened up and talked more, but would ahve appreciated more teasing. I want a show man. Anyways negotiating the level 2 was straigfht to the point and luckily Amy followed through. No complaints emptying the wallet.

Cheers.

It's on Pulaski right? I called and they said Sofia was available. Lady said she was 32. Still contemplating. Any luck on FS?

[Eddinger]

Bored. Decided to go to orange again. Eva answered the door and she was fucking hot. Nice dress and I slapped her ass and said I'd like to see her. She was about to go back with an older guy, but the mama instead nodded and let her take me back. In room got nude, gave her 300 and we went to shower. Her body is super hot. Perfect B / C tits. Shoulder length hair and a super hot face and eyes. Shower was nice and I was fingering her while she blew me and then started pushing a finger in her asshole too. She climbed on and we 69 ed for a bit and I was eating her box and have my thumb all the way in her ass and she was moaning and then stopped blowing me and just fucked the hell out of my face until she came. Rinsed off. Dried up and went to room. On the way back she went into the wrong room because she was new that day and prob just still confused about which room is which and got to see the dude getting blown for a second. She gigled and closed door and we went into our room. She looked at me and just smiled and laughed and then I got on the table. She gave an amazing massge and then started blowing me again. I held her hair and face fucked her for a bit and then pulled her up and she grabbed the rubber and put it on and let me plow her on the table for a bit until I came. Was super fun. The dude in the room next to me was fucking too and pretty loud and eva kept smiling and gigling at his moans (and the other girls super loud fake moaning). She was awesome. No kissing at all. Fine with me. Her body was amazing. 9/10. And she was super fun.

[MKEhe]

So this is a weird request but my FWB wants to watch me get a massage and a HE by a hot woman. Has anyone ever tried this? She'd be okay either sitting there or receiving a massage herself and have both women give me a HE.

Any recs? I'd prefer a more upscale MP or even better. A private set up. I doubt this would fly at a standard Jack shack AMP.

PM's okay. Thank you in advance!

I think your best bet would be going to a more independent provider, which would cost most. Somebody on trust, for example, who is listed under FBSM. With them, it would probably not be too weird to ask about a couples massage.

Your other option would be going to an AMP or AAMP for a normal session, and asking the mamasan or papasan about the possibility, and then giving them your phone number directly, asking which days they will be there this week and showing up then.

[Coopertars]

https://www.rubrankings.com/united-s...ess-48167.html

Not sure if this is the right spot to report since its a private incall, not a parlor. But had a couple of bad experiences with the Noble Square euro girls lately so I wanted to try something different. Checked out Dania at her incall in Bucktown near the edge of Wicker Park. Typical two step process when you get to the first location, she'll give you the correct address a bit further down the street.

The pictures in the link are a good representation of Dania, great curves. She has a strong accent (think Sophia Vergara) but she speaks fluent english. She's friendly and will chat as much as you want to so it was very comfortable. Opted for an hour massage and I'm glad I did, she gave one of the best massages I've had. Real thorough and relaxing, candles, warm towels, you name it. I thought at first this was just going to be a legit massage only because of how professional she was.

On the flip, she took off her top and let me roam under her skirt while she started rubbing me. Really took her time and worked me up for a good finish. I normally don't dive in and ask for any of the other upgrades on my first time, unless its a previously highly reviewed provider, but there are definitely upgrades available at pretty decent prices, which would put her prices in line with CLM.

She says theres a couple of other girls who work there as well so 4 hands is an option. I think I will definitely repeat for a more in depth session, although not sure if we would move to another room because the massage table is too small for both of us.

[GMoney05]

Called to ask if their were any Latinas and they said sure so I was game as that's my preferred always.

Came in around midnight and short Latin girl with braces approaches. She ask how much time and I go with the hhr. Walked me into the room and language barrier was difficult but said 1. 50 for a hhr covered FS. However the language barrier was a bit off so just settled for what I thought was just topless L1 for 1. 0 for about 10 min but she ended up bringing the wrapper out and spit on my balls and sucked them as she watched it grow and gave a enthusiastic CBJ to completion with plenty of eye contact. Popped in no time overheard the doorbell ringing and saw a group of foreign exchange students huddled in the hallway. Guess this place is busy at all times of day haha.

What happened over at Perfect Archer? Heard Friday tons of CPD officers was standing around the building at night.

[Billy73]

Any intel on Jin Spa? Worth the visit or any other spots near downtown area other than the ones a little further south?

Jin on S Michigan is older lady HJ only nice titties.

Better options Paradise Spa on S Wabash hit or miss here.

Great Service Try SXL Nails or Ru Yuan all before in or shortly outside of downtown.

[Ambitious859]

I encountered a beautiful girl named Coco at Moon Spa her tits were bouncing so big and she was looking so beautiful. She led me to the massage room and began working on my back. As she leaned over, her ample tits brushed against me, turning me on instantly. Unable to resist, We spoke the rates and she started driving me slow and gave me a blowjob and we ended up having passionate sex before my massage was even over. It was the best day at the spa ever.