Massage Parlor Reports

**BSouthgate** · 05-14-24 20:07

Originally Posted by SuukMyRod [View Original Post]

Now, this is a friendly post from Brother Monger, unlike others who are condescending, egotistical or think they are God's gift to women and won't share information. Hmm, who could that be? Thanks for the informational post. I, for one, am fully up to speed on the information you've provided, but others may not be. Thanks again for writing this post. You are indeed a Brother Monger.

Teaching was an important part of my professional life.

**JoeyNuts** · 05-14-24 14:51

Stopped in to see the line up. Place smelled like onions, as often is the case in Asian AMPs. Off to a bad start. Greeted by Yuyu, late 30's early 40's. Small but not particularly attractive. Asked to see who else was working, enter Kiki, about same age, petite but had a relatively big gut. All in all super typical and nothing special. Not going to pay for that. Hard pass and left.

**Daijiro** · 05-14-24 13:43

Originally Posted by Hogman3199 [View Original Post]

The containers I have seen have a couple days or more supply in them.

As long as they are not just washing them out and rolling them back up.

**SuukMyRod** · 05-14-24 12:43

Originally Posted by BSouthgate [View Original Post]

I totally agree with the advice offered by the others here. I would add:

1. Aside from this site, search porn and other sites for tips. One excellent resource is the MP Guide. You can find all nine chapters here and in the videos linked below this one.

https://txxx.com/videos/1288875/mass...-the-hand-job/

2. The above links show the various services provided at different MPs. To choose the best one, look at the posts on this and other sites like rubmaps and *********. They will give you the prices and services offered. Match these to your fantasies and your means. Then, choose a few that match.

3. I recommend not calling but just traveling to your choices and walking in. Depending on your means, choose half or full hour. Full hour is probably better for starts.

4. When in the room, your masseuse will probably start massaging your back. Since your time is limited and most of these women do not know how to do massage, just let her know subtly what you are looking for. Touch her leg lightly. Tell her a joke like "I have some soreness in my crotch. Can you help with that?" Lots of women then ask, "What would you like?" I think that the best answer to this question depends on what you actually at that moment would like to do with her. If you just want a hand job, like in Chapter 1 of the MP guide, say, "Can you just massage me here?" If you want oral sex like in Chapter 2, make the sign with a finger going in and out of your mouth or ask her if she can use her mouth to massage you. FS can be called "everything or more creatively, "what you would do if I were your husband".

Good luck and please post a report afterward here.

Now, this is a friendly post from Brother Monger, unlike others who are condescending, egotistical or think they are God's gift to women and won't share information. Hmm, who could that be? Thanks for the informational post. I, for one, am fully up to speed on the information you've provided, but others may not be. Thanks again for writing this post. You are indeed a Brother Monger.

**Hogman3199** · 05-12-24 17:46

Originally Posted by LasVegas1976 [View Original Post]

Can you elaborate? Do you think they just unwrap and store for days?

The containers I have seen have a couple days or more supply in them.

**LasVegas1976** · 05-12-24 17:29

Originally Posted by Hogman3199 [View Original Post]

LOL.

Yeah right.

Can you elaborate? Do you think they just unwrap and store for days?

**BSouthgate** · 05-11-24 23:28

Originally Posted by ImmoralMessiah [View Original Post]

Hey all, I want to try a massage parlor but dunno the procedure as a newbie, I don't want to go in there and they just give me a regular massage. Do I need to call in advance or are walk ins welcome, should I start negotiations or wait on them to offer etc?

I totally agree with the advice offered by the others here. I would add:

1. Aside from this site, search porn and other sites for tips. One excellent resource is the MP Guide. You can find all nine chapters here and in the videos linked below this one.

https://txxx.com/videos/1288875/mass...-the-hand-job/

2. The above links show the various services provided at different MPs. To choose the best one, look at the posts on this and other sites like rubmaps and *********. They will give you the prices and services offered. Match these to your fantasies and your means. Then, choose a few that match.

3. I recommend not calling but just traveling to your choices and walking in. Depending on your means, choose half or full hour. Full hour is probably better for starts.

4. When in the room, your masseuse will probably start massaging your back. Since your time is limited and most of these women do not know how to do massage, just let her know subtly what you are looking for. Touch her leg lightly. Tell her a joke like "I have some soreness in my crotch. Can you help with that?" Lots of women then ask, "What would you like?" I think that the best answer to this question depends on what you actually at that moment would like to do with her. If you just want a hand job, like in Chapter 1 of the MP guide, say, "Can you just massage me here?" If you want oral sex like in Chapter 2, make the sign with a finger going in and out of your mouth or ask her if she can use her mouth to massage you. FS can be called "everything or more creatively, "what you would do if I were your husband".

Good luck and please post a report afterward here.

**Hogman3199** · 05-11-24 21:00

Originally Posted by LasVegas1976 [View Original Post]

Just to follow-up on this. I actually texted with the AMP and the mama-san explained that when a client is scheduled for an appointment, they take the condom out of the wrapper and place it in the container so it's ready for use during the session. Not sure it's the protocol that I would follow, but they were pretty sanitary with cleaning off junior before the condom was placed on and the CBJ began, and then cleaned off the condom (with water based wipe) before hopping on to finish me off.

LOL.

Yeah right.

**LasVegas1976** · 05-11-24 20:25

Originally Posted by LasVegas1976 [View Original Post]

Just to be clear, when I say the condoms are sitting in a container. They are not individually "wrapped. ".

They are sitting in there like jelly beans. That's why I question if the integrity could be compromised if you took a bunch out of their individual wrappers and just throw them all together in a random container. I believe they were dry latex condoms, but unsure (hopefully not dried out).

Not sure why they would do that, but I've seen it before where they were taken out of their individual wrappers are thrown all together in a container.

Just to follow-up on this. I actually texted with the AMP and the mama-san explained that when a client is scheduled for an appointment, they take the condom out of the wrapper and place it in the container so it's ready for use during the session. Not sure it's the protocol that I would follow, but they were pretty sanitary with cleaning off junior before the condom was placed on and the CBJ began, and then cleaned off the condom (with water based wipe) before hopping on to finish me off.

**LasVegas1976** · 05-11-24 13:02

Originally Posted by BigEasy1111 [View Original Post]

Yes you can buy the condoms in bulk. You must not have a Costco or Sam's membership LOL.

No, the integrity is not going to be affected sitting on the counter maybe a few months. They would have to sit for years or you carry in you wallet for long periods for the integrity to be affected.

Just to be clear, when I say the condoms are sitting in a container. They are not individually "wrapped. ".

They are sitting in there like jelly beans. That's why I question if the integrity could be compromised if you took a bunch out of their individual wrappers and just throw them all together in a random container. I believe they were dry latex condoms, but unsure (hopefully not dried out).

Not sure why they would do that, but I've seen it before where they were taken out of their individual wrappers are thrown all together in a container.

**RockAndRoll** · 05-11-24 11:49

Originally Posted by BigEasy1111 [View Original Post]

Yes you can buy the condoms in bulk. You must not have a Costco or Sam's membership LOL.

No, the integrity is not going to be affected sitting on the counter maybe a few months. They would have to sit for years or you carry in you wallet for long periods for the integrity to be affected.

I think the OP is talking about unwrapped condoms stuffed into a container.

Which would degree the integrity.

**BigEasy1111** · 05-11-24 10:25

Originally Posted by LasVegas1976 [View Original Post]

I've seen this before, but why do some of the AMP girls keep a stack of condoms in a container?

Literally it looks like they opened up a bunch of packs and just placed them in a some kind of container (like a large plastic container for medication). They open the container, take one out and pop one on you.

Do they just come like that from some companies when bought in bulk?

Seems like storing them like that could affect the integrity of the condom.

Yes you can buy the condoms in bulk. You must not have a Costco or Sam's membership LOL.

No, the integrity is not going to be affected sitting on the counter maybe a few months. They would have to sit for years or you carry in you wallet for long periods for the integrity to be affected.

**LasVegas1976** · 05-11-24 03:13

I've seen this before, but why do some of the AMP girls keep a stack of condoms in a container?

Literally it looks like they opened up a bunch of packs and just placed them in a some kind of container (like a large plastic container for medication). They open the container, take one out and pop one on you.

Do they just come like that from some companies when bought in bulk?

Seems like storing them like that could affect the integrity of the condom.

**NobodyZ** · 05-11-24 01:28

Looking online and driving around Chinatown etc. It's apparent that there are a lot more HE / FS MPs than the handful that get reviewed here. Get out there and TOFTT fellas!