Massage Parlor Reports

[DirtBurgler]

Has anyone been yet? No reviews anywhere. Saw them open up last year.

https://skipthegames.com/posts/seatt...4/803767992993

This compelling ad would lead you to believe Kiwi is a pleasure house so I decided to check it out.

When you walk in the door you can sense immediately that no fun whatsoever is taking place in this establishment. I've had dental work done in shabbier surroundings.

The very nice (but frumpy) ladies (could have been mom / daughter) were oblivious to what was being advertised. I literally showed mom the ad-but she wouldn't look at it.

"We don't know anything about that."

I looked her in the eye and in very clear English said, "It says full service."

A moment passed. And then she understood. She leapt for the door in a kind of panic.

"No. No, no we don't do that. No. You in wrong place."

I had offended her greatly.

Good thing I didn't get more specific.

Cheers.

[DirtyFuk]

Big Natural Boob's and BBFS is hard to find.

I used to see Candy at Eurotouch years ago.

One time she got all soaped up and I nutted on the table shower.

Are their any that are like Candy? Grannies are OK if they have big natural boobs.

[Bill Parker]

If you use the Advanced search function of RM, you can find out that way.

Sometimes I find that RubMaps is not accurate when identifying a spa as full service. It might be from having been full service in the past but not currently. That is why I was asking if somebody could actually read a review that verified that Noble Spa is full service. A good example of having it mistakenly show up as full service is B Spa in Bellevue. Road maps shows them as full service but when I went to visit it was only a legit Spa without any extras.

[BerryApple]

Hello Folks, I went to a Chinese massage place which I guess is kinda legit only. The masseuse was so hot Andy dick was always hard, and she was noticing it all the time, I was chatting with her in friendly way all along although her English wasn't good at all, I could get some good rapport built. Then she started rubbing around m groin and never touched my wiener, and I kinda said it's kinda getting too sultry and kinda opened the cover off my wiener and she giggled and caressed my balls and groin but never touched my dick. At once I tried to touch her hand and move it gently towards my dick but she politely took her hand away. I kinda felt she's just being nice and wouldn't wanted to push further and I never escalated again. In the end, I gave her a good tip. Added her on my WeChat for further contact to see her in future. Now I am a bit scared if I could be in trouble for something related to consent bla bla bla? Or am I overthinking here?

True story?

[Efurufe]

That's the place. There are reviews on rubmaps that are accurate.

I don't have a RM sub at the moment (and likely never will again with all the fake reviews, it's hardly worth it). But I did stop by tonight and she was pretty good. Gave a great table shower with some love for the boys, but then when back in the room she was more into the massage and not much into teasing. This was ok for a while, but I was hoping for more teasing. On the flip I offered to massage her, which was accepted. I did a good sensual massage, but it was clear she was on a timeframe and not offering more than a CBJ. It was an ok experience, but she had pretty clear boundaries. I asked her to remove her clothes for the BJ (which I paid $200 total for), and it was clear she wasn't expecting it. There was an odor of unclean vag + unclean ass that permeated the room. At this point I just finished the session and it was OK, but I was hoping for someone who was prepared for more. It was an OK experience, but I won't repeat.

Still looking for the girl who's into it for $200 but will still deliver a decent massage and be into it when the favor is returned.

[Priapus77]

Do you mean Garden Spa on 15th NE and 120th? Or somewhere else?

Also, how was the massage part and the other services? Can you provide more details?

That's the place. There are reviews on rubmaps that are accurate.

[LookingX]

Illegally recording yourself doing something illegal -- I think you are asking for a world of hurt if you get caught.

Not sure, dude. That's asking for some trouble. I kind want to, too, but don't want to risk of getting kicked out and never be able to return to my fun place.

[Goldesquare]

Recently enjoyed a good session with Tiffany at Meow Meow (41 xx Stone Way North). I didn't ask but I think she's Chinese. English was sufficient; we didn't need a translator app. Friendly and flirty as she led me to the room. I offered $200, hoping for an hour and, especially, a table shower. She said that the house fee was $70 for 60 minutes and that I'd need to pay $220. Instead of ponying up or walking out, I suggested 45 minutes--the session lasted more than 45 minutes but fewer than 60. Fine by me.

Very nice and thorough massage for 30 minutes, after which she lost the dress and underwear and focused on sexual activities for the rest of the session. HJ, CBJ, FIV, nipple sucking, CFS, mutual masturbation, COB. (The COB was on my body, not hers. Bummer, I know.).

Tiffany has a sexy little body. Very smooth skin. Shoulder-length black hair. Perfect make-up. Pretty face. 5' 6" and somewhere between slim and HWP: a bit of tummy visible at some angles and a decent ass. Her tits are EXACTLY what I like: more than a mouthful but less than a handful. I'd guess B cup ice cream cones with protruding, darkened and very responsive nipples. She smelled clean and fresh.

When I met her, I assumed that she was younger, and that misapprehension was exaggerated when she removed her clothing. However, afterward, when she walked me to the door I realized that she's maybe in her 50's? Regardless, she's younger than the women in the north end but older than the women at Maple Village Spa near University Village.

At the end of the session, I asked her name and I thought she said Auntie Tiffany. When I repeated it, she laughed and said, no, just Tiffany.

Very good review. I had almost the same experience exactly. I would definitely repeat. She was fun, friendly and enthusiastic.

[Justice2001]

Hello Folks, I went to a Chinese massage place which I guess is kinda legit only. The masseuse was so hot Andy dick was always hard, and she was noticing it all the time, I was chatting with her in friendly way all along although her English wasn't good at all, I could get some good rapport built. Then she started rubbing around m groin and never touched my wiener, and I kinda said it's kinda getting too sultry and kinda opened the cover off my wiener and she giggled and caressed my balls and groin but never touched my dick. At once I tried to touch her hand and move it gently towards my dick but she politely took her hand away. I kinda felt she's just being nice and wouldn't wanted to push further and I never escalated again. In the end, I gave her a good tip. Added her on my WeChat for further contact to see her in future. Now I am a bit scared if I could be in trouble for something related to consent bla bla bla? Or am I overthinking here?

Can you tell me the name of the place by any chance?

[JoeSmith11]

My ATF Lili has returned and is at Nini spa (605 Thomas st) now. She did come back with quite a lot of acne, so skip if that ruins it for you. Otherwise she's got an amazing body and for me we just have a lot of fun as well as great chemistry. She's around 5'3, slim with natural Bs. Not the best English, but nothing an app can't fix. Treat her well!

Thanks for the intel. Saw her yesterday. Can confirm she has a great body and a more youthful look (as far as AMP scene goes). She wears glasses which gives her a more student look but she's probably late 20's or early 30's.

Unfortunately she said they don't offer FS there, she said they don't have condoms (and no BBFS). Offered HJ or BBBJ, opted for just the HJ this time. She was ok with me sucking her titties and fingering her. May go back for BBBJ another time, probably would be a regular if she offered FS.

Was $50 house fee and tipped $50.

There was also another girl there but she looked at little older than Lili.

[Efurufe]

New lady Linda is there. Nice pencil eraser nipples to suck on. Someone popped in as I was there asking for Amanda, she has left.

Do you mean Garden Spa on 15th NE and 120th? Or somewhere else?

Also, how was the massage part and the other services? Can you provide more details?

[Priapus77]

New lady Linda is there. Nice pencil eraser nipples to suck on. Someone popped in as I was there asking for Amanda, she has left.

[DamianDono]

They know exactly what they're doing. As soon as you come in, most won't even show up for more than a second from around a corner, and immediately run away, telling you to follow them.

Most providers are old, and they don't want you to "think", they just need to pull you in the room. Almost no light in hallways, so that you can't really see them after you enter the venue.

And if you stand there and ask questions, they'll pretend they don't understand and try to make you into the room. You got to think fast and prepare to walk out if you don't like what you see.

Don't be afraid to ask nicely about seeing who's there. And if you aren't into it learn to "forget" your wallet. If you don't have money they aren't going to stop you from leaving.

[Aquarius1981]

I'm in the Tacoma area and I have been a long time VET of TNA & TER to find providers to visit my hotel room. With the price keep going up. I need to find a gf or slow down on the number of ladies. So I'm guessing these type of places could help. The more cut to the point reviews with no ambiguity on what they are saying is great source.

Highland / Sunshine Spa.

As somebody else mentioned, 200 (house fee + gratuity) is generally accepted in many Seattle-area AMPs for a massage with extras: those extras might include FS. Whether your session lasts 15 minutes or 60 minutes, YMMV, and a careful review of online resources can help set expectations.

[EastsideD]

When I go into an AMP I want to see if I like the girl and see if the place smells and get a feel for the vibe. But they start rushing you so fast, what's the best way to buy time before committing to service while I make up my mind? Please help.

They know exactly what they're doing. As soon as you come in, most won't even show up for more than a second from around a corner, and immediately run away, telling you to follow them.

Most providers are old, and they don't want you to "think", they just need to pull you in the room. Almost no light in hallways, so that you can't really see them after you enter the venue.

And if you stand there and ask questions, they'll pretend they don't understand and try to make you into the room. You got to think fast and prepare to walk out if you don't like what you see.