Strip Club Reports

[Horn Knee]

Will be in the area Friday and plan on hitting the clubs early around opening. Which place is the best at 11 or noon? Any particular girls I should see that are always working Friday?

Depends on what you want. EXACTLY what you want (type of girl, type of act, etc). You can search this thread for reports of trips from people, and the abbreviation guide at the top will help you parse through the terms. A while back, someone (SomeDetroitGuy I think, search this thread for his name) did a good breakdown of the clubs overall. The only certainty I can tell you is that it's the Inkster / Dearborn / Romulus areas you want to hit. Clubs in Detroit proper don't have extras (allegedly). The most I can tell you (literally the most, I don't have good recs off the top) is these club abbreviations:

LS = Landing Strip.

FC = Flight Club.

H8 = Henry VIII.

Bogies = Bogarts.

SC = Silver Cricket.

BTs is just BTs.

[Beav002]

Will be in the area Friday and plan on hitting the clubs early around opening. Which place is the best at 11 or noon? Any particular girls I should see that are always working Friday?

[Member #7032]

What's the best club for FS that's open on Sunday? Feel free to hmu for any info on ATL or Louisville agencies and ATL clubs!

Flight Club and Landing Strip are the two best by far IMHO. Pricier but definitely best girls, and there's no secret handshake to figure out if a girl has an expanded menu, most will just flat out offer it to you.

BT's is next tier, but I and a few other people have had some weird experiences there lately.

Silver Crikt is a bit cheaper.

There's a couple others I haven't tried.

[Bslznsiansha]

What's the best club for FS that's open on Sunday? Feel free to hmu for any info on ATL or Louisville agencies and ATL clubs!

[Lamarr]

I'm curious; has anyone ever gotten diseases from the girls at H8? Now that I think on it, a lot of reports for bb anything tend to be from Henrys. I'm thinking on seeing about a BBBJ the next time I'm down there.

Why risk it? Not just disease, but potentially the paternity risk.

[KokomoJoe]

The last time I was at BT's with some buddies we noticed that we all got royally fucked up off of just a few drinks. Like almost blackout after nowhere near a blackout worthy amount of alcohol. We joked about how we were probably drugged by the bartender but now that you said that I wouldn't be surprised if we were.

At BT's a couple of years ago, went into the back with a girl and she came in for a kiss, but faked me out and stuffed a gummy of some sort into my mouth. She ate two of them and told me to "Live a little". It was dusted with powder and I spit it out right away, but the damage was done. I was out of sorts within minutes. I didn't even feel coherent enough to talk to the manager. I left the bar.

[TreeTops84]

I'm curious; has anyone ever gotten diseases from the girls at H8? Now that I think on it, a lot of reports for bb anything tend to be from Henrys. I'm thinking on seeing about a BBBJ the next time I'm down there.

Never caught anything from H8 when I had the pleasure of raw dogging either the crème de la crème Nicole or Cassie and busting in them. Most strippers get tested pretty often, especially if they do OTC bare sessions as well. As always though, YMMV.

[Horn Knee]

This.

Henry's is the pinnacle of bare, even when you don't ask.

I'm curious; has anyone ever gotten diseases from the girls at H8? Now that I think on it, a lot of reports for bb anything tend to be from Henrys. I'm thinking on seeing about a BBBJ the next time I'm down there.

[Member #7032]

This is exactly why I do not drink alcohol of any kind in the club. Impaired judgment, diminished capacity, fragmented memory. I hope you didn't drive yourself home afterwards. Your spectacular night had a happy ending, and that's great. But it could have been much different.

I ended up ubering home yeah, my company has a "no DUI" clause so I am pretty careful about that. I did pull out of BT's since I did Valet but parked at a Walgreens down the road.

And yeah, the more I'm thinking about it the weirder the night was, and doesn't feel like a typical "drank too much" night.

[WinterKnight]

The last time I was at BT's with some buddies we noticed that we all got royally fucked up off of just a few drinks. Like almost blackout after nowhere near a blackout worthy amount of alcohol. We joked about how we were probably drugged by the bartender but now that you said that I wouldn't be surprised if we were.

I agree, but I doubt the bartender did it: the bar makes money on watered-down drinks, not potent ones. The OP's story of having one drink and then having a wild night with three visits to the VIP, cloudy memory and a huge amount sent to some unknown person via CashApp, all suggests to me that he was roofied, maybe by a dancer.

[WinterKnight]

… I dunno if the drink they made me was extra strong but I had some serious judgment fails and spent waaaaay more than I was expecting to, ended up taking 3 different girls to VIP there and barely remember it….

… it was an expensive night but it was fun!

This is exactly why I do not drink alcohol of any kind in the club. Impaired judgment, diminished capacity, fragmented memory. I hope you didn't drive yourself home afterwards. Your spectacular night had a happy ending, and that's great. But it could have been much different.

[Lamarr]

I have had more encounters in the back room of Henry's where I had to stop the girl from just slipping it in raw (how the big head prevails is a surprise to me) , than anywhere else. Bogarts would be the other location where it would most likely be on the table.

This.

Henry's is the pinnacle of bare, even when you don't ask.

[JVisaGod]

Yeah I definitely need to chill with the drinking. I paced myself real good at LS and FC but once I got to BTs something hit me hard. I used to be a heavy drinker, then I went to just socially, and now I barely drink at all so my tolerance is nowhere near what it used to be.

As far as enjoyment, Harley at LS was really fun even though she's Venezuelan (edit - so tough to communicate with). I've talked to her a couple times now, not normally my type (I like slimmer girls tbh) she was just too hot to not get some dances from. Highlight of the evening, likely because of aforementioned drunken pacing. Nothing too special but so damn pretty.

FC I went in to see the girl I normally talk to, but she was otherwise occupied. I was getting ready to leave and an "older" girl stopped me, Shelly I think? 30's. Again, I was looking for slimmer but the booze kicked in and she offered me a good deal. Hands down the hardest worker, she made it her mission to make sure I had a good time. She also made it clear that she's down for OTC which is nice, because I'm about an hour away from the clubs.

Headed home and said screw it, night is still young so I'll go have one more drink at BTs. Got there, got my drink, ordered some pretzels (Highly recommended) and relaxed a bit. Then the night was a bit foggy. A younger girl had caught my eye the last time I was there, but I told myself "Too young" because she looked closer to 18 than I was comfortable with. But booze and she was there again and again, offer I couldn't refuse. I sadly don't really remember the experience so I can't comment much, I'm sure it wasn't fun for her since I was getting sloppy drunk at that point. Kinda feel like going back just to apologize at this point XD I do know I really, really, really liked the mirrored room.

Now I've also since discovered a $$$ charge on CashApp to a name that I'm assuming is one of the Cubans you guys talk about, but I cannot speak to that one at all, I must have been bad.

I think for the time being I'm going to stick to just one place to visit, probably LS because man, I found her to be so pretty.

The last time I was at BT's with some buddies we noticed that we all got royally fucked up off of just a few drinks. Like almost blackout after nowhere near a blackout worthy amount of alcohol. We joked about how we were probably drugged by the bartender but now that you said that I wouldn't be surprised if we were.

[Member #7032]

+1 for that club. You live and you learn!

A couple extra dollar tips here and there and by now all the waitresses at LS now will bring me a water or two with drinks.

I've settled on LS as a 'main' destination too, in addition the food there is fucking delicious. Maybe we'll cross paths!

I've been there 3 times now and it's been the same waitress every time XD She was great about giving me waters every time.

BTs annoys me because you ask for a water there and they give you a $10 bottle of Fiji water.

[DuckDuckInFin]

As of yesterday at LS, I got there around 6, before the shift change.

Dancers were: Stacey, Kendall, Azul, LiLi, Veda+friend, Roux, Sky, Victoria, Lauren, + Handful of cubans but not as many as I've seen in the past + more names on the thicc side that evade me.

Victoria is a transplant from Criket, blond 6'1" (or 2") without the heels, had a fun non-rushed time for $$.

Lauren definitely caught my eye but she left before I could talk to her. She is around 5"11 in heels, blonde, slender & toned as well. Has anyone come across her before? Judging by looks, I suspect she'd circulate between LS, FC, BT but I could be wrong.

I'm no superfan, but in case it matters, no one seemed to acknowledge Star Wars Day.