Massage Parlor Reports

[EastsideD]

When I go into an AMP I want to see if I like the girl and see if the place smells and get a feel for the vibe. But they start rushing you so fast, what's the best way to buy time before committing to service while I make up my mind? Please help.

They know exactly what they're doing. As soon as you come in, most won't even show up for more than a second from around a corner, and immediately run away, telling you to follow them.

Most providers are old, and they don't want you to "think", they just need to pull you in the room. Almost no light in hallways, so that you can't really see them after you enter the venue.

And if you stand there and ask questions, they'll pretend they don't understand and try to make you into the room. You got to think fast and prepare to walk out if you don't like what you see.

[IstlFun]

Did anyone who went to Good Massage last week bring something home with them? No, not that! Something like the flu? I saw Eva on Tuesday morning and by Thursday I was knocked for a loop. Fever, body aches, the whole nine yards. I work at home and don't get out much and she was the only person I'd been in close proximity to all week. Just wondering.

What a coincidence, I saw her last week too late afternoon. I didn't get anything, I was planning to pay her another visit but she is gone now. Do you happen to have her contact? Stay safe.

[Saffrole]

Did anyone who went to Good Massage last week bring something home with them? No, not that! Something like the flu? I saw Eva on Tuesday morning and by Thursday I was knocked for a loop. Fever, body aches, the whole nine yards. I work at home and don't get out much and she was the only person I'd been in close proximity to all week. Just wondering.

[FromTheJump2]

Long time lurker here. Saw Cici at good yesterday. Reports are accurate she's young and hot but service in my opinion is 3/10. I originally asked for coco but she was busy. Cici has a routine which is kind of a turn off. She is not GFE. BBBJ is allowed but to an extent and can't go deep. I'd advise to avoid her she looks awesome but has really bad service overall and had to finish manually and she turned away after I was finishing. Last 10 minute was her squeezing her hands on every part of my body LOL I was in and out in 40 min.

Guess I'll be waiting until Alyssa or Eva come back..

[SinaPeace]

Long time lurker here. Saw Cici at good yesterday. Reports are accurate she's young and hot but service in my opinion is 3/10. I originally asked for coco but she was busy. Cici has a routine which is kind of a turn off. She is not GFE. BBBJ is allowed but to an extent and can't go deep. I'd advise to avoid her she looks awesome but has really bad service overall and had to finish manually and she turned away after I was finishing. Last 10 minute was her squeezing her hands on every part of my body LOL I was in and out in 40 min.

[DeepInMarcus]

This place unfortunately didn't live up to the hype but maybe that's because I didn't get a great girl. Ended up with Jessi. Definitely asked if she was Jojo and she seemed to nod yes, only found out she was Jessi after everything was oger. She's short with bolted on tits I didn't find very appealing. BBBJ game was pretty mild. CFS was mid. She's down to play with your behind but honestly doesn't seem very seasoned at it. Ask for Jojo instead I guess but I won't be back here.

Location is kinda conspicuous along the street in the city.

[SkeletonKey6]

Better options in Tacoma? Where LOL.

PM for details or search the Tac board http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/show...Parlor-Reports. Just remember to use filters to eliminate the shills (there are fewer on the Tac board but still popup occasionally). Example: Newer accounts spouting something like "OMG My new ATF! My mind is blown!! Awesome experience! Take care of her guys!" Are 99% of the time pure bullshit. Some senior accounts are also in on the shill game and harder to spot.

[WillShook]

So I've now visited 2 AMPs that are configured very differently than typical. Going in the front, very nice, very well-equipped nail, hair, and beauty salon with all the equipment, etc. Going through an unmarked door. Or entering in through the back. A few massage rooms and all the fun you can ask for.

Just curious if this "legit in front, not so much in back" layout is becoming the norm or if anyone else is seeing this.

[WillShook]

Some of us have found a glimmer of fun in a few places.

Amen, Brother.

There are some consistent gems out there for sure, and where there's not. Well, searching is half the fun isn't it?

Got to have a positive attitude to enjoy what's there.

[Original703]

Recently enjoyed a good session with Tiffany at Meow Meow (41 xx Stone Way North). I didn't ask but I think she's Chinese. English was sufficient; we didn't need a translator app. Friendly and flirty as she led me to the room. I offered $200, hoping for an hour and, especially, a table shower. She said that the house fee was $70 for 60 minutes and that I'd need to pay $220. Instead of ponying up or walking out, I suggested 45 minutes--the session lasted more than 45 minutes but fewer than 60. Fine by me.

Very nice and thorough massage for 30 minutes, after which she lost the dress and underwear and focused on sexual activities for the rest of the session. HJ, CBJ, FIV, nipple sucking, CFS, mutual masturbation, COB. (The COB was on my body, not hers. Bummer, I know.).

Tiffany has a sexy little body. Very smooth skin. Shoulder-length black hair. Perfect make-up. Pretty face. 5' 6" and somewhere between slim and HWP: a bit of tummy visible at some angles and a decent ass. Her tits are EXACTLY what I like: more than a mouthful but less than a handful. I'd guess B cup ice cream cones with protruding, darkened and very responsive nipples. She smelled clean and fresh.

When I met her, I assumed that she was younger, and that misapprehension was exaggerated when she removed her clothing. However, afterward, when she walked me to the door I realized that she's maybe in her 50's? Regardless, she's younger than the women in the north end but older than the women at Maple Village Spa near University Village.

At the end of the session, I asked her name and I thought she said Auntie Tiffany. When I repeated it, she laughed and said, no, just Tiffany.

By the way, she told me that there is no table shower there. An earlier review from a shill claimed otherwise, as does their ad on STG. Still, I'd probably return but now with a better sense of what's available.

Pros

Warm, sexy provider.

Good massage.

Sensual lover.

Tiffany seemed well aware of the power of visual stimulation, and she showed off a lot.

Spent the agreed-upon amount of time together.

Parting gifts: water bottle of shame AND a chocolate chip granola bar.

Walls to the ceiling allowing more privacy than before the remodel.

Wonderful breasts.

Groomed not shaved Bush.

Cons

House fee $70 for 60.

No table shower

Odd layout.

No LFK or DFK, just pecks.

No DATY.

Like many, Tiffany applies sanitizer to hands and genitals prior to intimate activities.

[Original703]

What's the $$ BTW ty!

Highland / Sunshine Spa.

As somebody else mentioned, 200 (house fee + gratuity) is generally accepted in many Seattle-area AMPs for a massage with extras: those extras might include FS. Whether your session lasts 15 minutes or 60 minutes, YMMV, and a careful review of online resources can help set expectations.

[Shogun Hua]

I don't have a paid rubmaps account. I was hoping that somebody that does might be able to tell me if Noble House offers full service or not. I appreciate any help you might be able to give me.

Thanks.

If you use the Advanced search function of RM, you can find out that way.

[Bill Parker]

I don't have a paid rubmaps account. I was hoping that somebody that does might be able to tell me if Noble House offers full service or not. I appreciate any help you might be able to give me.

Thanks.

[DamianDono]

This lame ass AMP scene. My opinion on which of these 3 pigs puts on the best lipstick? Kathy is the easy choice. While she's the typical contrarian fucktard Seattle provider (get ready to hear a lot of 'no' to what you request) she's at least an easy-on-the-eyes FEMALE and has never shorted my time or had nonstop fucking annoying doorbells / distractions the couple of sessions I've had with her.
If you don't mind fighting hours of slow shittard traffic head over to Tac / Fed Way for better options.

Brother I mean this with genuine respect but can we deescalate a bit here? We know your stance on the scene and Shanghai and all that but. We're all trying to just get our rocks off here. This is literally the best we can do right now. I don't think we can just will the scene into being any better. Some of us have found a glimmer of fun in a few places. I don't know what else to tell you really. It's all we got.

[Aquarius1981]

What's the $$ BTW ty!

Plenty of info in the forum. Used to be Sunshine Spa, is now Highland Spa. They typically have HOT women who provide very rushed service.