Massage Parlor Reports

[Guitarman1]

HJ - $40
BJ - $60
DATY - $80
Poke - $100

JJ

Those are the rates I go by. In rare cases I'll make an exception and drop an extra jackson, but those experiences are very rare. Really only if the girl lets my time run well over the hour or she provides a world rocking GFE or something like that. Other than that it is standard tip.

[Skambete]

I stopped by Best tonight & paid the. 8 door fee. Based on other reviews, I thought it'd be a worthwhile place to check out. I think the other reveiews were for a Best in Chantilly though. Not another AMP by the same name in Vienna.

I showed up & the person who answered the door was about a 1-2 out of 10. Her name was Jeannie & she was relatively fat & unattractive. I figured she was the mamasan. But it turned out she was the provider too.

They have a standup shower, but no TS available there. The massage was definitely legit, roaming was not encouraged, and hte HJ was mechanical. She was friendly, but I felt like I was pulling teeth when I finally encouraged her to let me see her titties.

Overall:

Massage: 10
Looks: 1-2
Quality of finish: 4-5

Would I go again? Probably not...

[Omega0003]

Maybe they just feel pressured into giving more. I know when I first started out every once in a while I would tip too much. Now I go in with a certain amount and that's it. There will be no more to give. This only happened to me in VA. I've never had that problem in MD. Actually once in MD I was told that I tipped her too much and gave me back $20.

I cannot believe it! You folks just fork over extra cash without being asked and then complain if you don't get as good service as you want next time!

It is just stupid to hand out that extra tip when ALL that does is make her expect it and more the next time!

Have you ever given the clerk at McDonald's an extra $5.00 for your Big Mac? Did you give the gas station owner an extra $50.00 just because the pump was clean?

If you have that much money to just throw away, meet me somewhere and you can give it to me!

The tips for the NoVa AMP are:

HJ - $40
BJ - $60
DATY - $80
Poke - $100

AND NO MORE!!! You must NEVER take more than $180 into ANY NoVa AMP!! In DC NEVER take in more than $160!!

Now go! And overtip NO MORE!

JJ

[Skambete]

I cannot believe it! You folks just fork over extra cash without being asked and then complain if you don't get as good service as you want next time!

It is just stupid to hand out that extra tip when ALL that does is make her expect it and more the next time!

Have you ever given the clerk at McDonald's an extra $5.00 for your Big Mac? Did you give the gas station owner an extra $50.00 just because the pump was clean?

If you have that much money to just throw away, meet me somewhere and you can give it to me!

The tips for the NoVa AMP are:

HJ - $40
BJ - $60
DATY - $80
Poke - $100

AND NO MORE!!! You must NEVER take more than $180 into ANY NoVa AMP!! In DC NEVER take in more than $160!!

Now go! And overtip NO MORE!

JJ

Couldn't have said it better myself. I've been hitting the AMPs in the area for almost 10 years now. I recognize that costs go up as time passes. But remember when door fees used to be 40 for 30 minutes & 60 for an hour? Now it's 50-60 for 30 minutes & 80 for an hour. Has the service changed? Not at all. Tips should remain the same. As I never want more than a BJ & almost always get an HJ, I go in there with door fee + 40. 00 in the billfold + 20 folded up in one of the credit card slots in the billfold in case 1) it was extra good & deserved 20 extra or 2) a BJ was included without asking.

They always balk & say "Come on. Give me more" and I hold firm that that's all I got.

Don't overtip. It makes the providers greedy & isn't necessary. The rates have been raised as it is.

[Sleazebum]

I cannot believe it! You folks just fork over extra cash without being asked and then complain if you don't get as good service as you want next time!

It is just stupid to hand out that extra tip when ALL that does is make her expect it and more the next time!

Have you ever given the clerk at McDonald's an extra $5.00 for your Big Mac? Did you give the gas station owner an extra $50.00 just because the pump was clean?

If you have that much money to just throw away, meet me somewhere and you can give it to me!

The tips for the NoVa AMP are:

HJ - $40
BJ - $60
DATY - $80
Poke - $100

AND NO MORE!!! You must NEVER take more than $180 into ANY NoVa AMP!! In DC NEVER take in more than $160!!

Now go! And overtip NO MORE!

JJ

[Plaqueman75]

I believe that I owe you my report. I have been mongering for months but failed to write as I don't have much to report that others have not stated yet.

What I do see is a trend to up the ante on tipping. Tough times I guess.

Well, let me tell you a dream about tipping.

I raced up to the cosmos 2 weeks ago and was introduced by mmsn to a new therapist. I haven't been there in months so I really don't know how "new" she was.

Did the standard TS and a fair back rub but nothing spectacular. I don't roam since I try to enjoy the massage as much as I can. On the flip, same standard NOVA finish.

However, I would like to note that I felt she did her best and worked on my aching muscles for a bit over the hour. So just to show respect and appreciation I raised the tip with another jackson (over the standard one). With this, she was a bit surprised and asked me to come back again.

Hmmm. I really have to figure that one out but that's another story.

On another hand, a space trip with a Soyuz flavor, to me, would deserve four jacksons (as opposed to 5). It bothers me a bit that they would solicit more.

Thanks to this team, though, I have a good feel of what is going on.

Be safe out there and enjoy the ride!

[Guitarman1]

Stopped by old MO's yesterday. I didn't get the girls name but she is easy to spot. She appears a fair bit younger than any other provider I have seen there. Based on my experience I believe she is Jeannie from Pilot Aviators report. She gave a thorough TS and an excellent talc massage. She did an excellent back walking session. Excellent and long neck, shoulder, and leg massage. Probably the best AMP massage I have ever had. Standard NoVA finish completed the session. I was there a bit over the hour. I gave her a little extra tip so she knows she did a great job.

[Tophat]

It is nice to finally be able to introduce myself. After several attempts over the months to verify my e-mail I have finally found the energy and acceptable e-mail that will allow me to communicate. I am young but experienced and have read this particular forum for over 5 months now as I have moved from up north to NOVA. Brothers, if you are ever near Providence please contact me... it is full of bliss and services also allowable by guidlines set forth by uncle leo. Please do not hesitate to contact.

Had a few dreams since I have been here via your guidance and also such other sources via online. After accepting 'the typical NOVA experience' was something that I was going to have to get used to, I made my way over to Lotus. Massage + TS = very good however drawbacks were considered via looks of provider. I guess the earlier post months back of "bolt ons" shall be sufficient. Typical experience as one may say... damage = .4 for tip. Seemed very happy and eager for a return visit. Even though she was very skilled I probably will not return.

Last two times visited Howard St on my journeys. Looks were better but very alarmed by the damage. Standard .8 + 1.00 was asked for both times. Both times obliged and was treated to typical NOVA + russian which was very enthusiastic. However, for such damage one would expect a bigger menu. Small head got the best of me and visited a second time with similiar experience however different therapist.

Please contact me for more info. Please to have such a good community down here.

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[Sashimi]

[QUOTE=Omeyer]But I'm getting a craving for an asian spinner and hope to venture out soon.

http://angel-exotics.escort24h.com/
looks interesting if reputable. Always new faces. intel welcome.

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Good Luck on this one. I have filled out the form at least 4 times and called the number on numerous occasions. I always get some giggling oriental lady on the phone who says they do not offer services of any kind.

[Boberati]

(Posted in the DC section, FWIW. Place in McLean was called Oriental something - don't go.)

The Royal Treatment

Started in VA, planned to try out a place in McLean, provider was in her 50's and I just could not go through with it. Took the drive into DC around 11pm and ended up on 10th, went up and asked for a petite natural (hate fakes) and got new girl Heidi. She may not be for everyone. I like them thin, and she was a bit pale and almost gaunt, but again that is more in line with my taste, nice handful well-shaped B's. Heidi was great, good attitude and sweet tight little box, just what I needed. YMMV.
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[Omega0003]

If you're happy that's all that counts. I would just expect a little more personal service. That's just my opinion.

I paid .8 for a massage for 1 hour. That is what I got. Had I given 1.6 for a massage, expecting FS at end, then I would have been ripped off. I can't tell you how many times I was honest with them and said yes this is my first time here and received exactly what I wanted.

[Thair9999]

I went to K's in Annandale. This time I got BEBE, nice message and standard NOVA. Seems like everyone there knows how to give great message.

[Princeton73]

http://angel-exotics.escort24h.com/

Looks interesting if reputable. Always new faces. intel welcome.

Generally solid reviews over on TER for this place--nothing outstanding; mostly 7's & 8's.

[Omeyer]

I got a bit nostalgic and went by HWC to see if by some remote chance someone else had set up shop there.

The sign is gone and there's a realtor keybox on the doorknob. Oh well!
There is also a large camera pointing at the door which i had overheard 2 guys discuss installing on my last visit to HWC a bit before they closed up.

Driving around the corner I saw A-Plus therapy and noticed 2 similar cameras under the eaves pointing at the door. Sooo, big brother is watching. Be careful!

I haven't been out since some of our favorite woodbridge places were closed up, and "standard NOVA finish" I can tug off for myself.

But I'm getting a craving for an asian spinner and hope to venture out soon.

http://angel-exotics.escort24h.com/
looks interesting if reputable. Always new faces. intel welcome.

On another subject, when short abbreviations are used, go easy on the RTFF with the n00bs.

The search function balks if too few characters, so MT, A+, A +, etc. cannot be searched.

[Pilot Aviator]

I called ahead to MO's by McD's and scheduled an appointment with Jeannie. Angie "back from vacation" gave me an enthusiatic greeting, a bottle of water, and took me into room six.

She collected the. 8 for the hour, gave me a hug and left while I undressed. Jeannie arrived, confirmed a TS was wanted – and off we went.

Jennie is likely late 30s, and I find her very attractive. I think she may typify the body type of "spinner. " She has a very nice smile. She is also cautious and so, she may not be best for every client.

Jeannie has undeniable massage skills.- that start with the TS. She uses the suds like others use lotion and makes for a great soapy massage prelude. Everything thoroguhly cleaned, <Angie drops in for a moment to be sure all is well and I am clean .- stand to dry the back please – and return to the room for the massage

Jeannie’s skill with massage is the best. Period. Worth the house and standard tip because her massage skills are that good. Hot towels, followed by extended back and leg work.- as she walked along my spine. Also venturing to each leg down to the knee and up to the sholders. My back, neck, hips, and joints appreciated every one of her touches.

Towels now cool were removed, she dried my back, re-draped (yes, she drapes) and then to an excellent talc massage (now a favorite of mine). Her massage skills on my neck, shoulders, back, and legs was great. THen she gets back on the table, and like a greco-wresteler has be bent like three different kinds of pretzels. WOW

Soft massage followed for about ten minutes then turn over please.

<now the part many won't like .- Jeannie does not care much for the standard flip. Does not care much for polite roaming. Both offered and allowed, but it is not something she particularly cares for. She knows many clients do care for it.- and so, as I said, it is allowed.- standard Nova ending is not amazing.

Redrape. Back to the massage.- and with passion and skill, Jeannie is again very happy and wondeful. Work on the face, head, abs, knees, feet, etc. Then more massage on the neck. Sit up. Pound some on the back, a little more stretching. And she says "done"

If you want a great massage with a no-drama ending (or middle since more massage follows).- or if you just want a really incredible massage and TS (and thus keep your hands and whatevers to yourself)..GO SEE JEANNIE.

YMMV. But for me and my standard NoVA tip.- I will ask for Jeannie again and again.