Massage Parlor Reports

[Murrican]

This kind of stuff really grinds my gears. You think mongering is over just because there are literally 20-25 MPs on the westside with Asian gals 36-75 asking for 100 dollar tip to get "over the clothes" action? You think that Only fans, the feds, the Islamic republic or Iran, or the students for justice in Palestine can end mongering?

It is not over until we say it is.

Was it over when the Germans bombed pearl harbor?

What is this maudlin tripe. Now let's get some more awful handjobs from asian women in their 60's.

Reading your metaphors was one of the bright spots of this game for me. I imagine your friends just sit around waiting to see what's going to come out of your mouth.

But back to the AMP game. I got so tired of literally trying to convince myself the girl in front of me was someone else. Or finding some non-repellant feature to over fixate on. Like yeah she's 50 and out of shape and kinda angry and really wants me to cum super fast so she can just move on and she's making it super obvious by saying in broken English "ok you come now". But hey her left shoulder isn't bad so I'm just going to stare at that while I find a way to bring myself to climax.

I am really holding out hope it gets back to how it was in the early 2000's. Or maybe I'm glamorizing the past.

[PriscillaM]

I used to be active on this thread. Have since moved to international guide mostly. Do a lot of fun stuff in Mexico And mostly just wait until those opportunities.

I used to go to AMPs. Then I just got so bored of them. It was the same drill every time. And maybe it's just me, but it seems like the girls were always getting older, uglier, more fatigued, more pushy for 20 or $40 more, more disappointed to be there. It was just so joyless. It started to feel obligatory on both sides.

A few days ago I got a hankering. So in read the thread 12 pages back looking for some good action somewhere in central LA. And it was mostly just bad reports. Some girl here was a hag, some guy there got duped, the other guy over there didn't get the girl he was looking for, the next guy was disappointed that the girls didn't look like the picture, the Next guy was upset there was no lineup, that guy wanted to pay 80 but the girl was pushing for 120 and was sour about it, the next guy had to close his eyes to forget the troll in front of him, the next guy said the girl smelled like old sushi. It was just a catalog of bad stories.

So I ended up doing nothing.

Why do you guys do this? Are you only sharing the bad stories? Am I missing some amazing places? It seems like this hobby isn't what it used to be.

This kind of stuff really grinds my gears. You think mongering is over just because there are literally 20-25 MPs on the westside with Asian gals 36-75 asking for 100 dollar tip to get "over the clothes" action? You think that Only fans, the feds, the Islamic republic or Iran, or the students for justice in Palestine can end mongering?

It is not over until we say it is.

Was it over when the Germans bombed pearl harbor?

What is this maudlin tripe. Now let's get some more awful handjobs from asian women in their 60's.

[Gilforama]

JJ's Foot Spa is legit only. Not a bad massage for the price.

I walked back up to Merry Spa where I had an almost encounter with the police last December, I think. I didn't see the nice slender body with the John Lennon glasses so I went with a plumper that was in front of me. Decent massage, loved it when I jerked her off an sucked hard on her tits. She offered BBFS for 1. 2 but that's not for me. She was a lot of fun though. If I'm there again I'll wait for the skinny one because she really had a nice butt.

Massagefinder and Massageanywhere used to provide some real amusement for hotel outcalls but they seem to have moved on. Too bad.

I'm not a spa guy normally, but I saw this post about BBFS offered at this Merry Spa. Can anyone tell me if this is a standard offering there (assuming its the first time there, and they don't know you) or is this BBFS offering an unusual, one-off occurance? I'd be interested in whatever any of you guys can tell me about this, or any other massage places in LA that offer BBFS. Grandma-aged providers, if they are not totally gross looking, would be fine! Contact me privately if you prefer, thanks.

[Asphalt]

JJ's Foot Spa is legit only. Not a bad massage for the price.

I walked back up to Merry Spa where I had an almost encounter with the police last December, I think. I didn't see the nice slender body with the John Lennon glasses so I went with a plumper that was in front of me. Decent massage, loved it when I jerked her off an sucked hard on her tits. She offered BBFS for 1. 2 but that's not for me. She was a lot of fun though. If I'm there again I'll wait for the skinny one because she really had a nice butt.

Massagefinder and Massageanywhere used to provide some real amusement for hotel outcalls but they seem to have moved on. Too bad.

[Lexx1]

I used to be active on this thread. Have since moved to international guide mostly. Do a lot of fun stuff in Mexico And mostly just wait until those opportunities.

I used to go to AMPs. Then I just got so bored of them. It was the same drill every time. And maybe it's just me, but it seems like the girls were always getting older, uglier, more fatigued, more pushy for 20 or $40 more, more disappointed to be there. It was just so joyless. It started to feel obligatory on both sides.

A few days ago I got a hankering. So in read the thread 12 pages back looking for some good action somewhere in central LA. And it was mostly just bad reports. Some girl here was a hag, some guy there got duped, the other guy over there didn't get the girl he was looking for, the next guy was disappointed that the girls didn't look like the picture, the Next guy was upset there was no lineup, that guy wanted to pay 80 but the girl was pushing for 120 and was sour about it, the next guy had to close his eyes to forget the troll in front of him, the next guy said the girl smelled like old sushi. It was just a catalog of bad stories.

So I ended up doing nothing.

Why do you guys do this? Are you only sharing the bad stories? Am I missing some amazing places? It seems like this hobby isn't what it used to be.

I think you missed a couple of good reports. The Ariya Thai / Candy Therapy reports and the one for the massage shop in Hollywood off Sunset by the Zankou Chicken. The reports sounded promising. I also used to frequent AMPs / AAMPS / LMPs years ago before getting into nonpros / sugaring. I think some of the dudes griping are grumpy old dudes on here that like to troll and be sarcastic. I hate sarcastic people. I'm actually thinking of hitting up the spot on Sunset just to delve into the AMP world again for old times sake. It's not far from me. I still know the AMP game. Only thing that's changed is the price is a little higher. And someone being a cheap ass and expecting the works for 80 is a nitwit. It was 80 a fucking long ass time ago. The average has been 100 for a long time. I don't mind dropping 120 nowadays. Because prices go up. That's the way it freakin works.

I'm not going back into it full time. Just to see for myself on those promising reports. And I'm not traveling to the westside AMPs, fuck that area. Traffic west of the 405 and around it is freakin hell. I know because I used to work in the tech companies in El Segundo. So anything east or south from there is game. So I'm just trying one out. My main P4 P game is sugaring / nonpros and will stay that way.

[HoDough]

I used to be active on this thread. Have since moved to international guide mostly. Do a lot of fun stuff in Mexico And mostly just wait until those opportunities.

I used to go to AMPs. Then I just got so bored of them. It was the same drill every time. And maybe it's just me, but it seems like the girls were always getting older, uglier, more fatigued, more pushy for 20 or $40 more, more disappointed to be there. It was just so joyless. It started to feel obligatory on both sides.

A few days ago I got a hankering. So in read the thread 12 pages back looking for some good action somewhere in central LA. And it was mostly just bad reports. Some girl here was a hag, some guy there got duped, the other guy over there didn't get the girl he was looking for, the next guy was disappointed that the girls didn't look like the picture, the Next guy was upset there was no lineup, that guy wanted to pay 80 but the girl was pushing for 120 and was sour about it, the next guy had to close his eyes to forget the troll in front of him, the next guy said the girl smelled like old sushi. It was just a catalog of bad stories.

So I ended up doing nothing.

Why do you guys do this? Are you only sharing the bad stories? Am I missing some amazing places? It seems like this hobby isn't what it used to be.

This is why picking up street walkers is sometimes better. What you see is usually what you get in terms of looks. A lot of them probably have less millage on them also. The last girl I picked up was a 20 year old student with a killer body. Got her number and she's willing to drive to me. With AMPs, you have to trust on reviews and oftentimes, those reviews aren't accurate. Or, when you get there, you get a bait and switch and end up with a different girl. And you end up regretting it because you had to spend your time during the session pretending she was hotter than she really was.

[Murrican]

I used to be active on this thread. Have since moved to international guide mostly. Do a lot of fun stuff in Mexico And mostly just wait until those opportunities.

I used to go to AMPs. Then I just got so bored of them. It was the same drill every time. And maybe it's just me, but it seems like the girls were always getting older, uglier, more fatigued, more pushy for 20 or $40 more, more disappointed to be there. It was just so joyless. It started to feel obligatory on both sides.

A few days ago I got a hankering. So in read the thread 12 pages back looking for some good action somewhere in central LA. And it was mostly just bad reports. Some girl here was a hag, some guy there got duped, the other guy over there didn't get the girl he was looking for, the next guy was disappointed that the girls didn't look like the picture, the Next guy was upset there was no lineup, that guy wanted to pay 80 but the girl was pushing for 120 and was sour about it, the next guy had to close his eyes to forget the troll in front of him, the next guy said the girl smelled like old sushi. It was just a catalog of bad stories.

So I ended up doing nothing.

Why do you guys do this? Are you only sharing the bad stories? Am I missing some amazing places? It seems like this hobby isn't what it used to be.

[EgoThrasher]

Will be staying near LAX for a few days. Was wondering if anyone could recommend spas and or agencies in that vicinity. Can PM too, thanks!

[Willie23]

Moon spa has had signage up for a half year, but now has a Grand Opening banner. Chinese shop. Doors not curtains. 'Treatment' beds with face holes. Clean. Rear shop entrance so you don't have to enter on Pico. Across from the old Islands. Provider was around 30. HE only w / ok massage. YMMV.

[Willie23]

Hey guys, I'm in from Atlanta. Lots of heat there, so talent is leaving and guys on our boards keep talking about LA or NYC.

I'm here unplanned and want to make the most of it. Can you help me with a few options, please?

I'm up in Thousand Oaks but can come down towards the city. Just prefer not to have to go to the opposite side if I can avoid it.

I'm not looking for BJ or FS. I do like a really good massage with backwalking and a really nice finish.

I've never had B2 B and would love to experience that. Don't quite know what to ask for exactly.

I prefer young and fit. I'm more into ass, legs & feet than tits.

Where and who should I see? DMs welcome too!

Thanks so much!

Check the San Fernando Valley forum for more answers on Valley providers.

[LuvitAtl]

Hey guys, I'm in from Atlanta. Lots of heat there, so talent is leaving and guys on our boards keep talking about LA or NYC.

I'm here unplanned and want to make the most of it. Can you help me with a few options, please?

I'm up in Thousand Oaks but can come down towards the city. Just prefer not to have to go to the opposite side if I can avoid it.

I'm not looking for BJ or FS. I do like a really good massage with backwalking and a really nice finish.

I've never had B2 B and would love to experience that. Don't quite know what to ask for exactly.

I prefer young and fit. I'm more into ass, legs & feet than tits.

Where and who should I see? DMs welcome too!

Thanks so much!

[Johnsamos]

Looking for someone who is vocal, any recommendations?

[PriscillaM]

She's visiting my area. Any info or experiences?

https://www.massagefinder.com/massage-therapists/44103/

She does not even quote a price and has no reputation for assistive masturbation here. Good luck.

[Bomer]

Are there any places in North East LA where I could get a legit massage with a happy ending? I use to go to Silverlake Spa but I don't think it's what it use to be.

[Dunaboi]

She's visiting my area. Any info or experiences?

https://www.massagefinder.com/massage-therapists/44103/